#and even betterer in a labcoat lol i gushed

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saw the first saw with orgy and my fave part is when u see dr gordon dragging his dad tummy across the floor on his way out of the bathroom

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Guzma w/ a Professor! S/O headcanons

I think Professor! readers might be my favourite kind of readers and it's totally not because I like to self-insert myself as a pokemon professor/researcher😅

just wholesome fluff, with a little bit of insecurity on Guz's part but not too much.

Enjoy!

You are Guzma’s favourite professor ever!

Which I guess isn’t that much of a feat now that I think about it

Since he only really knows Kukui and Burnett

While he doesn’t really mind Burnett on principle

She is married to Kukui

And he hates Kukui’s guts with a passion`

So she gets a bit of downgrade in his eyes

Oh, and don’t even get him on started on those Aether motherfuckers

Worst decision he ever made tbh

His best decision ever though?

Asking you out :)

You had a kind of strange first meeting

He was just out by Po Town

Hunting for bugs as usual

When you just popped up out of nowhere

Muttering about something really complicated

With leaves in your hair and some strange instrument in your hand

The scientific kind not the musical kind

But can you imagine???

He just kinda looked at you for a moment, too surprised to say anything right away

And also immediately down bad lol

Arceus, you just looked so adorable!

You apologised to him, explaining that you were researching an interesting phenomenon regarding bug types

Honestly he was curious about it, since it was about B U G S

And did I mention, you were just so cute?

He asked if you wanted to get coffee sometime so you could tell him more about your research

Wild, because my man sustains himself solely off (Pocket)Monster at this point

You’ve been inseparable ever since :)

Even though he has no scientific background whatsoever he loves helping you out when he can

Usually it’s just carrying equipment around for you but he doesn’t mind

Plus, it means he can show off how strong he is to you

And ward off any of your colleagues that might try hit on you

You’re HIS boo and he ain’t leaving until everyone else knows it

A lot of the stuff you research is quite complicated, so it often goes over his head

Though he still tries to listen when you excitedly gush about a new discovery

He thoroughly appreciates it when you make topics easier for him to understand

You sometimes have to go on trips abroad for research/conference purposes

And wow, you’ll never guess who’s your plus one

Spoilers, it’s the big bug man

He just kinda follows you around and helps you take any notes

My man’s front row whenever you have to give a presentation

Giving you encouraging smiles and thumbs up

Telling the scientists next to him “See that super smart professor up there, that’s my baby right there!”

He finds it hard to admit, but he sometimes feels like an idiot

Likes he’s way too dumb and goofy to be dating someone as amazing and as intelligent as you

You’re a professor! You have a PhD!

And he doesn’t even have a high school diploma

It’s not that he feels inferior in the way that he has to better to you

He just believes he’s no good for you

Obviously, you totally disagree!

You think he’s brilliant! So amazing and caring and fun and handsome and wonderful!

Sure, he doesn’t have a PhD, but your big bug man’s quite the smart guy anyways

The lack of a certain piece of paper doesn’t diminish that

As you’re so amazing, you help him become more secure in himself and his intelligence

Also you have a team-skull themed labcoat, which makes him even happier!