#and ends with an -obirama getting double penetrated in a cheap hotel room in the Land of Hot Water

[hiruzensux]

thinking about if Tobirama ever took Kagami and Hiruzen on a mission with just the three of them and Danzō going mad with paranoia bc he already suspects those three are fucking, and they come back and those two are deliberately as suggestive and innuendo-y as possible like

Hiruzen: “It was a pretty sticky situation... Fortunately, Kagami and i are used to working closely together under Tobirama-sensei.”

Kagami: “Yeah me and Hiruzen were in a pretty tight spot for a while but Tobirama-sensei made sure we came out on top in the end.”

Danzō: *having a stroke*