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highfiveheroes · 5 months ago
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been watching starstruck at work tonight to pass the time and this fuckin crew man. genuinely don’t think i can pick a favorite every time one of them opens their mouth i want to propose marriage
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leverage-ot3 · 4 years ago
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to all the leverage fans out there, I thought I’d throw out some recommendations of other shows that y’all might like
this is completely centered around the lgbt aspects of leverage (how none of the characters are straight, how there is a canon ot3, etc), because I know other people have recommended white collar and stuff but I haven’t personally seen that and I’m just a humble lgbt wanting to share more gay shows with y’all
1. wynonna earp (my sideblog is @angelicearps)
just renewed for a fourth season after two years (this feeling is very familiar to leverage fans)
the first episode of season four aired last night and IM SCREAMING the writers served us a five course meal
the main love story includes waverly earp, a CANON (officially as of 4.01) bisexual girl falling in love with nicole haught, a lesbian cop-turned-sheriff (that’s a slight spoiler, so sorry about that) and both of them are main characters
wynonna earp, another main character, has a complicated relationship with two different men and is not slut shamed for it and is never put down about it
I’m serious- the healthiest and most stable relationship in the show is between waverly and nicole, so wlw nation rise
wynonna and waverly are descendants of the great gunslinger (and demon killer) wyatt earp, who ended up getting a curse on his future generations. the story of the show is centered around wynonna being the chosen heir having to fight demons and try to break the curse for good
doc holiday is another main character- yes, that doc holiday. he’s one of wynonna’s love interests and he has such a pure and loving relationship with waverly. he’d literally die for her and move heaven and hell to make sure she’s safe (that’s literally canon)
jeremy comes in around season two if I remember correctly. canon gay. gets in a relationship with another canon gay character whose name I am blanking on. they are very loving and very pure
literally, in 4.01, when armed military men are breaking into the earp homestead and he doesn’t know what to do, he literally says: “gays only?” lol they didn’t respect that answer
the show has so many good quips and one-liners. so many hilarious lines. it can be an angsty show at times but they definitely balance it out with humor and wlw softness between waverly and nicole
wynonna has a baby in season two and literally calls herself a milf
it also made fans faint because they have been calling nicole “daddy” for like six years and nicole was referred to as daddy three (3) times in 4.01
this show is NOT AFRAID to say things like gay, lesbian, etc. at one point someone tweeted at emily andreas (the writer) asking her to amp up the gay energy and she responded that she would
literally, emily andreas is on the same level as john rogers with trustability and dedication to fans
emily andreas heard of the bury your gays trope and did us one better: unkillible gays trope. the gays are unkillable.
2. motherland: fort salem (my sideblog is @fortsalem)
(HELL YEAH I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN THE FANDOM AND I GOT THE HANDS DOWN B E S T URL)
au where during the salem witch trials a witches named sarah alder made an agreement with the government that witches would serve for the us army in exchange for not being systematically hunted down and killed
THIS IS NOT MILITARY PROPAGANDA. sorry, I just had to make this point early on because it’s not even though it might seem like it in the beginning. literally by the end of the season you see it’s very corrupt
since this is an alternate history of the united states, in this universe there are no heteronorms. literally, there’s literally no words for lesbian and bisexual that they use because it’s so normalized and common and accepted that there’s no need for terms like that
the main love story is of star-crossed raelle and scylla. raelle comes from a poor family and is a talented healer, and (this isn’t technically a spoiler because you find out in episode one) scylla is a member of the spree
the spree is a terrorist organization of witches that protests the compliance witches are forced into by having to join the military or die/be imprisoned
scylla is supposed to turn raelle to the “dark side” but falls so deeply in love with her that she can’t do it (THATS TRUE LOVE FOLKS)
the students at fort salem (the military school) are divided into groups of three: the main group being focused on is composed of raelle, tally, and abigail
tally craven is a pure-hearted baby and I’d die for her. she is very idealistic about fighting in the military (but don’t worry that’s fixed by the end of the season)
abigail bell weather comes from a high military family and is kinda really stuck up about it, but she’s humbled a lot by the end of the season. this girl has LAYERS (they all do, but abigail goes through a lot and goes from very stuck up and stuck up the military’s ass to questioning everything she knows)
the trio starts off rocky, especially between raelle and abigail, because raelle blames abigail’s mother for her mother’s death (her mother’s unit was led by abigail’s mother)
the beltane episode literally hits you in the face with how there are literally no heteronorms whatsoever. they do this sacred dance where by the end they will end up with the people they are destined to spend the celebration with (“trust the dance”). raelle makes friends with a gay guy and they spend the celebration making fun of the sex noises around them and become gay friends for life. abigail has sex with two (2) guys who kiss each other. a group of four girls went off together. a group of two girls and a guy went off together. and sex isn’t shamed. at all. in fact, it’s respected as a part of life. and y’all, literally this representation was OFF THE CHARTS
the witch’s most powerful tool is their voice,,, think about that for a minute
it’s an all girls school so there are like no guys whatsoever minus the beltane episode and a couple others
EMPOWERED WOMEN (of all ages and ethnicities too)
3. siren (my sideblog is @polymarinelove)
imma start off by saying that season three doesn’t exist. don’t watch season three. don’t do it. the disappointment is real
ANYWAYS
the central love story is between an interracial couple (a white guy and his black girlfriend that has a native american stepfather) that turns into a loving polyamorous relationship
maddie, the girlfriend, is amazing and incredibly smart and the first two seasons (and the beginning of the third) accentuate that and they never downplay her because she’s a black woman like many shows and movies do. she’s a smart stem woman and we stan her so hard. she’s also bisexual.
ben, the guy, comes from a rich family that are basically the hotshots of the town and own the fishing company that the community works for. his dad is hella untrustable. ben doesn’t trust him and neither should you. he is kindhearted and smart and respectful, and at one point teaches a merman about consent after being kissed by him (and he didn’t even #nohomo it which was AMAZING)
now to the mermaids
mermaids are apex predators. they are very dangerous. they are very strong. they’re also wickedly smart, canon smarter than humans
the story begins when donna, ryn’s sister, is captured by a fishing boat and carted off to a military facility. ryn comes to land to try to find and save her. (she literally choses her name because she sees a character on a kid’s tv show saying “I am ryn” which is also the first thing in english that she can say)
she ends up being helped by ben and maddie and legit is like these humans are hot imma learn english for them
there’s a lot of really cool and thought out lore as well as TONS of thoughtful marine biology science that makes sense
oh and transforming from mermaid to human? painful as FUCK. realistic depictions of having your body literally transform into something else
humans are wrecking the oceans and that’s a heavy theme of the show
oil rigs are poisoning the water (making them infertile) and killing mermaids with their sonic drilling
so ben and maddie lowkey commit an act of ecoterrorism but it’s chill
“ben and maddie are love” they’re poly, bitches
they come together in a natural, organic way
very healthy and communicative
ben’s alright but ryn and maddie are amazing
don’t watch season three if you don’t want to be majorly disappointed. the writers listened to the homophobic trolls on instagram and broke up the polyamorous relationship and I’ll NEVER forgive them for that. seasons one and two are amazing though. just don’t watch the third one.
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hanoverthepizza · 7 years ago
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My 100 Favorite Movies from the Last 10 Years
1. 10 Cloverfield Lane
Excellent thriller with an incredible storyline that keeps you guessing the whole time
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2. 21 Jump Street
Great combo of comedy and action
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3. 50/50
This movie made me CRYYYY
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4. 500 Days of Summer
Sick as frick non-linear editing style and a sad but great story
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5. About Time
This movie fucked with my head but it has a super cool concept
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6. Across the Universe
Amazing soundtrack, amazing acting, just all around amazing
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7. Addicted to Fresno
This movie is an absolute shit show but it’s super hilarious and it has a pretty unique plot
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8. Alien: Covenant
There are aliens in this. Need I say more?
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9. Almanya- Willkommen in Deutschland
Such an important story with some pretty great humor. It does get pretty sad but it’s so so good
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10. Arrival
More aliens!! My fave. I also loved how they approached the “peaceful alien invasion” storyline cause that seems to be pretty rare
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11. Baby Mama
Poehler and Fey are the most epic comedy duo of our time and this film is proof of that
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12. Bad Moms
I’m not a mom but this is funny as hell. The entire cast is a bunch of beautiful, funny women and it’s amazing
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13. Big Eyes
Tim Burton is a genius. This movie is so insanely sad but it has such a great plot and it will not disappoint
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14. Black Swan
A mind fuck featuring some beautiful acting/dancing
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15. Blackfish
I’m scared of whales cause I’m weak but this movie made me love them and hate all the stupid, money hungry corporations
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16. Bridesmaids
The height of comedy. This never gets old, even now that I can almost quote the entire thing. Kristen Wiig’s speech in Spanish deserves an Oscar and the plane scene is the greatest moment of any movie ever
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17. Changeling
Tragic story but so cool! Definitely a unique concept. I just wanna give Angelena Jolie’s character a hug
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18. CHiPs
Pretty dumb (yet great) comedy with some epic stunts. 
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19. Contagion
This movie freaked me the fuck out cause the chances of this actually happening are probably so high it’s unreal
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20. Coraline
Who knew claymation could be so extremely unsettling?
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21. Crazy Stupid Love
Packed full of some pretty awesome people and a sweet twist ending
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22. Don’t Breathe
Super freaky and slightly fucked up but damn is it an intensely good storyline
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23. Easy A
Emma Stone is a boss ass bitch!!!
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24. Er ist wieder da
Terrifyingly relevant in today’s society but it’s also super funny
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25. Event 15
Jennifer Morrison’s arms. That is all
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26. Ex Machina
Oscar Isaac’s character is a total nut job and it is a joy to watch. Really hope this movie isn’t, like, foreshadowing the future of technology or anything
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27. Exit Through the Gift Shop
I love this because I feel like it’s the most insight we’ll ever get into who Banksy really is
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28. Fack Ju Goethe
Insanely raunchy German movie with some of the most insane one-liners I have ever heard
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29. Fanboys
A bunch of Star Wars nerds go on a road trip and Kristen Bell is there. Pretty perfect movie if you ask me
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30. Finding Dory
Baby Dory is the cutest thing I have ever seen
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31. Focus
Margot Robbie is in this
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32. Friend Request
I am trash for Alycia Debnam-Carey and this is a wonderfully creepy thriller
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33. Gayby Baby
This movie is proof that all humans are equal and we should fucking act like it
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34. Get Out
Whoa Allison Williams is mind blowing. Also the story is exactly what we need right now. Can someone please make Trump watch this and then fear for his life?
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35. Ghostbusters
Kate McKinnon licking a gun is the greatest scene in cinematic history
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36. Girls Trip
Tiffany Haddish is a queen and this movie slays. A level of raunchy humor I have not seen in a long time
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37. Guardians of the Galaxy
Coolio soundtrack and a coolio cast. Also Zoe Saldana is green so that’s neat
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38. Hidden Figures
WOMEN ARE AMAZING
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39. Hit and Run
Can Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell just make movies together forever? They are god damn adorable
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40. Hurricane Bianca
The savagery in this film is unparalleled. Drag queens are the greatest people among us
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41. Hush
Super unique storyline and very awesome to see a film with so little dialogue. You really get caught up in the characters and the plot
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42. Identity Thief
I freaking love Melissa McCarthy and the fact that she is completely unafraid to do some crazy shit
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43. Imagine Me and You
Why can’t there be 100 movies of Piper Perabo and Lena Headey being adorable together? That’s the content the world wants to see
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44. In Time
Olivia Wilde plays Justin Timberlake’s mom and that is some weird shit. Super cool plot though
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45. Inception
Trippyyyy. Am I dreaming right now? Probably not. But this movie made me believe that I am
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46. Inside Out
Dammit this movie is adorable
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47. Interstellar
WHAT IN THE WORLD EVEN IS THIS MOVIE. It’s pure art but also it made me cry three times so be ready
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48. Jurassic World
Dinosaurs, bro. Katie McGrath gets eaten by one but I still think they’re cool
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49. Keinohrhasen
Ugh romance sucks but for some reason this movie does not. Germans are great storytellers
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50. Lady Bloodfight
Please watch this to see a bunch of beautiful, badass ladies kick each other’s asses
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51. Life After Beth
Aubrey Plaza is very strange but in an amazing way. This is a zombie movie like you’ve never seen
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52. Life As We Know It
Idk why but I think this movie is cute af
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53. Lila and Eve
SUCH a twist at the end, my goodness. Viola Davis can do anything
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54. Looper
Honestly I haven’t seen this in a while and I kinda forgot a lot of it but I remember thinking it was super epic
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55. Lovelace
Yikes this movie is sad but boy is it amazing
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56. Masterminds
Not gonna lie, this movie has some pretty dumb humor but I would watch the fight scene between Wiig and McKinnon a million times
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57. Moonlight
This story is so incredibly important and it felt magical to witness a film that touches on so many important topics at once
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58. Numb
I get cold just thinking about this movie
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59. Oculus
This movie fucked me up, man. It has some pretty epic effects and a super crazy storyline
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60. Office Christmas Party
What would normally be a mediocre party movie is saved by Kate McKinnon’s portrayal of a crazy bird lady
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61. Okja
Do not watch this movie unless you are ready to be a vegetarian
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62. Phoebe in Wonderland
This movie is too cute and has a super important message on mental health and also just like being a decent person
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63. Phoenix
Man is this story deep. The ending is incredible and the characters are just so insanely well written
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64. Pitch Perfect
Holy crap I love Anna Kendrick
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65. Red Mist
Goth Katie McGrath. Enough said
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66. Room
Ahhhhh this story is killer but it’s so so good. I cried so many times
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67. Safety Not Guaranteed
Awesomely weird indie film with Aubrey Plaza. Really love the soundtrack
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68. Salt
An hour and a half of Angelena Jolie kicking ass and taking names
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69. Scott Pilgrim vs The World
One of the weirdest movies I have ever seen but it’s so charming and wonderful
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70. Sinister
This movie is suuuper creepy 
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71. Sisters
Excellent party movie. Maya Rudolph’s character is incredible and it also has Lilly from The Princess Diaries so it’s automatically good.
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72. Spy
The number of incredibly savage insults McCarthy throws out during this movie is amazing. Also Miranda Hart is my spirit animal
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73. Staten Island Summer
“Ms. Greeley, maybe you’ve had a little too much to drink...like forever”. 
Cecily Strong is a comedy goddess.
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74. Surf’s Up
I just love penguins okay. Also Chicken Joe
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75. Sweeney Todd
Helena Bonham Carter is a gift sent straight from heaven. Tim Burton’s crazy style fits this film so well and the cast absolutely blows it out of the water
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76. Tallulah
Super sweet story even though it’s a tad bit fucked up
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77. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Don’t watch this unless you’re ready to cry every day for the rest of your life
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78. The Conjuring
Scary stuff bro. One of the only horror movies that doesn’t have super shitty writing. It also has Vera Farmiga so that’s a win
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79. The Conjuring 2
I’m scared of nuns now
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80. The Driftless Area
Such a random, beautiful story that falls into place so perfectly at the end. I’m in awe of the writing
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81. La Luciernaga
I’m still blown away by how much I love this movie. Beautiful story about love blossoming from pain
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82. The Girl on the Train
Emily Blunt is an insanely good actress and this proves it. Be ready for lots of close ups of her amazing face
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83. The Heat
“What am I, the Queen of England?”
“I don’t know, does the Queen of England only wear sweatpants?”
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84. The Help
Can Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer just star in everything please
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85. The Martian
I want to eat space potatoes. Also kudos to this guy cause if I was stuck on Mars I would absolutely not survive
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86. The Place Beyond the Pines
This movie is hella sad but it is a beautiful reflection of the things that drive us and how our families affect our lives 
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87. The Ring
The super creepy images make this an epic watch and everything comes together so well in the end
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88. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
This is one of the most visually beautiful movies I have ever seen
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89. The Throwaways
Katie McGrath beats a lot of people up and looks insanely good while doing it
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90. The Time Traveler’s Wife
Rachel McAdams is a blessing and this movie is so damn good
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91. The Voices
Watch this for the rude cat with a Scottish accent
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92. The World’s End
This movie took a strange turn and ended up being entirely different than I expected but damn is it funny
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93. They Came Together
This makes fun of everything I hate about romantic comedies so it’s pretty much the perfect movie
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94. Toy Story
No, I absolutely did not cry at this
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95. Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars is the greatest character ever invented thank you and goodbye
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96. We’re the Millers
There’s a baby made of weed and Jennifer Anniston is a stripper. No ragrets
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97. With Every Heartbeat
This is such a gorgeous movie and the storyline is a little weird but it’s gay so I’m a fan
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98. Woman in Gold
I want to force every white supremacist out there to watch this movie because it is so touching. Also apparently Tatiana Maslany looks exactly like a younger version of Helen Mirren?? I am shooketh
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99. Wonder Woman
Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot are pure perfection. This movie is such an inspiration to women everywhere and it’s visually stunning. This is my favorite movie if you couldn’t tell
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100. Zero Dark Thirty
America sucks but Kathryn Bigelow does not
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smoakqueenfam · 8 years ago
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Thoughts on 7x11
Went back and re-watched 7x11 and took some notes. This episode wasn’t all it was hyped up to be in my opinion. Still good, but I feel like since there are only nine episodes left, there needed to be serious answers in all ten episodes. Sure we for confirmation about Mary being Spencer’s mom/Peter being her dad, Toby being alive, Ali really being pregnant, etc. I just wanted the episode’s intensity level to be where it was at the end of 7x10. Oh well, onto 7x12!
• Spencer was on the verge of dying, but now her arm is just in a sling? Cool. • Toby is alive! Yay! Really thought he would have been in the medically induced coma, not Yvonne. I thought she would have been dead already. • Still ridiculously mad at Ezra. • My babies are still perfect. Caleb pushing Hanna to follow her dreams is everything. • Of course Paige and Emily both got hired. • I find it hilarious that Emily is surprised EVERY single time Ali shows her disdain for Paige. You know home girls hate each other, Em! • I really don’t know how I feel about this game AD is making them play. • Hanna’s advice to Aria about keeping the wedding plans is not her best. • Ali’s bitchiness is so annoying, omg. • “Too bad about Noel…well no, not really.” Mona. My second spirit animal. • Mona and Hanna’s friendship is one of my faves on this show. I love it. • “Do you trust me?” “Sometimes..” I love everything about this scene. • I REALLY wish they had made Sparco a thing instead of Spaleb. Their chemistry is fire. • Surprise! Jenna didn’t actually shoot you, Spence. • Holden! I was wondering how they were going to work him into the storyline. Interesting. • “Is this a conflict..?” “No conflict here! Scouts honor.” Well May, you’re about to find out how much of a conflict it really is. • Aria not being able to answer any of Holden’s questions about the wedding is red flag numero uno that she should not be going ahead with planning this wedding. • Cue the tears. This Spencer/Veronica scene is too much. • “Alison’s husband wasn’t a real doctor, turns out he was a crook and took all of her money, Noel Kahn kidnapped Hanna, she got away, Noel Kahn is now dead, Jenna Marshall shot me, probably, Toby and Yvonne were in a car crash…do you want a glass of wine?” This made me laugh way harder than it was intended to. 😂😂 • Veronica is so scared that she is going to lose Spencer. It’s so evident in this first scene. • “There she was at the door like any neighbor. Come to borrow a lawn mower. Or a husband.” Oh, Veronica. Good one. • Peter Hastings. Original fuck boy of Rosewood. • This scene absolutely breaks my heart for Spencer. Literally crying with her as Veronica tells her this story. • That baby is at least 6 months old. There’s no way she’s a newborn. • Oh hey, Ezra. Thanks for reminding me that I’m Team Jason. • “Who’s Nicole?” Exactly, Holden. Exactly. • Not. Enough. Haleb. In. This. Episode. 😭 • This Emily/Paige/Alison bickering scene is just ridiculous. • Do they have to charge that cell phone that comes with the game or? Asking for a friend. • This Spoby hospital scene has me all in my feels. The looks. The hug. The conversation. Everything. Troian and Keegan’s chemistry is fire too. • “You should try putting on your glasses, old man.” Oh. My. God. Perfection. • I feel for Ali. I really do. But her cattiness needs to cease. • “Please don’t kiss me again. Not until you know.” Tell her, Em! Makes me wonder if Emison really is endgame. • Hanna’s sass is everything. Just in case y'all forgot. • “I was excited that we could finally be able to work together! Other than you know, kidnapping my ex-boyfriend?” Mona. Your one liners kill me. 😂 • The one thing about this game that has me intrigued is the puzzle pieces. Are they going to spell out who AD is or…? • This letter to Spencer from Mary isn’t very heartfelt. Not really feeling it. • I’m shocked that Veronica didn’t read the letter. She had ample opportunity. • “Ever notice how she’s always the victim? Always needing to be rescued? Some people make it a habit of being rescued. Just like some other people make it a habit of jumping in after them.” YES, PAIGE! PREACH GIRL! • Emily’s confusion about Spencer’s mothers is hysterical. And how we’re all feeling at this point in time. • I really wish Hanna would have stabbed that game. I have a feeling it would have been juicer than what is going to happen the next couple episodes. • Jenna, AD can keep you.
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