#and donuts arent even good π
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me: trying to plan a nice weekend before the bf goes to new york for 2 months
him: so why don't we just buy two dozen donuts and call it a night
#bitch ! shut UP abt donuts im tryna wine and dine u π#and donuts arent even good π#.txt#dont rb
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chat 1
anti ass grippers
carrot top came online
carrot top: HEE:EP WEBE BREEAING CHARSED BY THSAAWBF BIF NAMOSNTER dead bitch, fish go bloop bloop, and bland hoe came online
dead bitch: thought u were yashiro for a min and panicked, accidentally stepped on one of the mokke who were worshiping me
fish go bloop bloop: HELP?!
bland hoe: r u okay
thor son of odin and genderwho came online
thor son of odin: THEY OBVIOUSLY ARENT
genderwho: woah calm down jamal, no need to pull out the nine
when i close my eyes i can't see came online
when i close my eyes i can't see: great a bunch of gen z-ers when i close my eyes i can't see: we're all gonna be exposed in a matter of seconds now orphan #1 and #2 came online
orphan #1 and #2: I think they said they're being chased by a monster? Is it a demon?!
carrot top went offline
dumbass #2 came online
dumbass #2: wtf is happening my phone is blowing up in the middle of a funeral
dead bitch: who died
genderwho: you did π
donut came online
donut: FOULLLLL πβπ»
dead bitch went offline
genderwho: HAHAHASJWAKJH
fish go bloop bloop: YALL ARE SO RUDEEEE OH MY LORD
donut: u sounding real fishy rn
genderwho: mhm got anything to tell us?? π§π·π
fish go bloop bloop: pls stop with the fish puns
man whore came online
man whore: kinda unavoidable with a name like that....
fish go bloop bloop went offline
bland hoe: asuna -__-
man whore: WHAT'D I DO??
dumbass #1 came online
dumbass #1: asuna... π’
man whore: WHAT'D I DO man whore: I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU π
bitchless came online
bitchless: got so excited thinking i was finally getting girls on tinder and came online to see a whole ass group chat and started crying
bitchless: fml im emo now
ripoff badass miku came online
ripoff badass miku: KLEIN......
bland hoe: YOU HAVE TINDER?? ππ«
bitchless: π€
bland hoe: imagine not having bitches
genderwho: bet i got more tho π€ͺ
thor son of oden: pretty sure my brother does β¨
wannabe emo and god came online
wannabe emo: came back and back read from my phone, wth is wrong with yall, am i the only sane person here?
god: ray we all know your the farthest person from sane πβπ»
carrot top came online
carrot top: took "die in a fire" personally π
orphan #1 and #2: UR DONE. UR DONE. π
god: BYE π
when i close my eyes i cant see changed their nickname to: walking red flag
walking red flag: i don't even know how i'm here if i have no reception in this world
carrot top: i don't know how i'm here if i almost got eaten
wannabe emo: had to go save ur ass like the man i am
god: mhm totally believe your lies
wannabe emo: r u trying to gaslight me into thinking im not mature π’
god: there's no need to gaslight you then π§
genderwho: OH MY GODDDD πβπ»
my ass hurts and knock off annabelle came online
my ass hurts: i giggled at that
knock off annabelle: stop, get some help oml rin π
my ass hurts: tried that, ended up almost DYING π€ͺ
knock off annabelle: yknow what lets save that story for another timeπΆββοΈ
carrot top: ANYWAYS we're alive, yknow, slaying
bland hoe: at this point i don't knwo whats going on
genderwho changed the gc name to: the tea that's spilt
thor son of odin: im lost explain
dead bitch: i get it
thor son of odin: how do u get it and i dont
dead bitch: im just better β¨ and actually socially active with hakujodai and am nosy in yashiro's conversations π
fish go bloop bloop came online
fish go bloop bloop: knew it
fish go bloop bloop: was gonna say " i need 5 bucks from aoi" but anyways
donut: OML YASHIRO π
fish go bloop bloop: she was just in a silly funky mood yknow? π€ͺ
genderwho: so yknow how people say "omg spill the tea?" meaning lke the drama? this gc is the tea that's spilt
god: we should say something dumb or funny about ourselves to start the tea up
genderwho: i go first
genderwho: my friends are secretly in love and it's my job to get them together
dead bitch: im a dead ghost who grants wishes
fish go bloop bloop: "when wet, turns into a fish!"
thor son of odin: i can shock people
bland hoe: i'm good with swords??
my ass hurts: okay but what kinda talent is that bro π my ass hurts: in what situation are you guys gonna use that in:
bland hoe: to ur shock, i use it a lot more then i thought i would π
man whore: but yknow thats how we mett ~~ π
walking red flag: yall are so done get out πͺππ
ripoff badass miku: it makes me sick having to deal with that everytime i go online, phone or link π€’
bitchless: i'm proud of them π’
donut: stop acting like ur so much older then them oml π donut: aren't u like 22
bitchless: hold the fucking phone ππ
donut: yall tinder users act like ur so old, but ur just desperate π donut: be calm and let the bitches come to u π
dead bitch: like u get any π
donut: goes both ways hun π dount: count your days hanako
god: what days if they don't got any π
ripoff badass miku: I"M DONE BYE πβπ»
#im bored#crack fic#crack gc#multifandom fic#sao#tbhk#demon slayer#tokyorev#tpn#komi can't communicate#high rise invasion
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Me: *feels sick cause I didn't eat any real food*
Me: *eats a little real food.........then a donut.*
Me: *feels sick again*
π it wasnt even a good donut. I should've listened when they told me they arent good there π
In a surprising turn of events from yesterday? Today was really good??? I actually really like my job (so far at least?) And I think talking to my therapist mightve helped?
Only bad thing is I feel kinda sick cause I didnt eat any real food today π
Hope with me that maybe I can do something productive without it failing before I fall asleep :3
#i took off all the coconut#and that didnt make it better#tbh i should've just eaten the lemon jelly inside#thats the best part anyways
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