#and dig wax out of his ears with a BIG q-tip

[kucka-g]

what the hell Max, if you want some choccy milk all you have to do is ask😔

[eternalstann]

Not What It Looks Like

Tom Holland x Reader

Smut!

Tom walks in on you and Harrison, but it’s not what he thinks...he’s still jealous though

“Harrison shhhh!” You shush your blonde friend, straddling his lap; crouched over him on the couch.

You had convinced him to let you wax his nostrils, but now he kept swatting your hands away every time you went to pull out the wax covered q-tips currently lodged in his face.

Tom was coming into the living room but paused when he heard your voice quietly shushing someone. He peaks over to your figure hunched over the person he now realized was Harrison.

What the hell? Tom’s stays silent, watching the scene unfold before him. From where he stood, it looked like Harrison was pushing your hair from your face and you were smiling down at him.

“C’mon Haz, it’s already in!” You whine and Tom nearly drops his phone from his hand. Were you two...??

“Fuck, Y/N, just leave it then” He hears his best friend reply and Tom feels light headed. His heart aches in his chest, Tom had fallen for you a long time ago. And you were with someone else...and Harrison at that.

You finally manage to pin one of Harrison’s arms with one hand and the other into the cushion of the couch with your elbow. You move quickly to rip out the little white sticks and the boy beneath you winces.

“Shit!” Harrison let’s out a strangled groan, you know it’s one of pain but to Tom...

Tom knows he should walk away, but he just can’t bring himself too. And before he can even think he’s opening up his big mouth.

“What’s all this?” His voice echoes through the room, and your head shoots up at the sound of your best friend in the room.

“Hey Tom!” You answer cheerfully, looking at him with bright eyes and messy hair. How could you just ‘hey tom’ him at a time like this?

“Want me to do you too?” You ask and Toms eyes go wide, “What?!” He exclaims. There’s no way this was happening.

“You want me to wax your nose too?” You ask again and Tom feels like a total div. The brunette scratches his head sheepishly. Harrison then sits up on the couch, eyes watery and nose red. Of course the two of you weren’t having sex, he mentally facepalms.

“Yeah sure Y/N, you can wax my nose” he says, voice smaller now. Harrison stares at Tom for a moment before realizing what he had thought was going on.

“Oh, mate!” Harrison starts with a chuckle and Tom quickly shushes him.

“Shut the fuck up Haz..” Tom mumbles and you just look at both of them lost to what was going on.

“Boys are weird, you guys wanna watch a movie?”

“You guys go ahead, I think you’ve got some things to sort out. I’m gonna shower.” Harrison yawns, heading upstairs.

You wriggle your eyebrows at Tom, waving him over.

“What do we have to talk about hmmmm?” You quirk an eyebrow at him and he shakes his head.

“I have no idea what he’s talking about..”

You roll your eyes, “Tom let’s skip the bullshit. We do this every time. You pretend nothings up, I bug you. You crack and tell me everything. So just tell me what’s going on and save us both some time”

You listen to Tom huff and puff while you browse through Netflix. You try to hide a smile when he clears his throat.

“I thought...I thought you and Harrison were having sex in here” he admits and your head whips around to face him.

“Excuse me?!” You laugh, and Tom shoves you.

“See I shouldn’t have told you” he grumbles and you try to stifle your laughs. “I’m sorry, but me and Harrison? Tom you’ve lost your mind”

“That’s what love does to you” he shrugs and you grin. “Love?”

Tom turns to face you, “Why would I care if you and Harrison fucked if I didn’t love- or at least like you?” He asks and your eyes are wide at his words.

“Tom holy shit...” you whisper. “I’ve always thought you were handsome, and funny. And talented and kind...damn maybe I like you too” you giggle.

“Maybe?” He pretends to be offended, and you smile. “I’m just being honest Tommy. I’ve never thought about it” you hum.

“Well think about it.” He shoves you again, hard enough that you fall back on the couch. “Okay, okay. I like you...and I like your face” you tell him and he crawls over you.

“Keep going...” he encourages you, pulling his shirt over his head.

“I like your shoulders, and your chest. Those abs....” you trail a finger down to the waistline of his pants. “Never seen what’s hidden here, but I’m pretty sure I’d like that too” you say, cupping him through the material separating the two of you.

“You wanna know why I like you?” He’s pulling your top off now.

“I mean I would, but I really wanna use our mouths for something other than talking right now” you answer and he groans, pressing his lips to yours.

His lips move to your neck, kissing the sensitive skin. His hands work at your bottoms, and then his own. Multitasking at its finest.

His hands tickle the inside of your thighs, pushing them apart. You gasp when a finger runs between your folds, and Tom hums at how wet you are.

“That for me or Harrison?” he whispers next your ear, biting on the lobe and curling a finger into you.

Your back arches, and your eyebrows furrow.

“It’s all for you Tom!” You answer breathlessly.

“Fuck, I need to get inside you” he shakes his head, positioning himself.

You grab onto his shoulders and brace yourself, but still you’re caught off guard by the fullness you feel when he slides into you.

“Tom...” you cry out, and he’s biting his lip with each thrust. You dig your nails into his back, legs wrapping around his waist. You just wanted him as close as possible, the weight of him on top of you only adding to the sensations.

You feel that tug low in your stomach, and you let yourself succumb to the feeling. The noises Tom made only pushing you closer to the edge.

“Tom don’t stop, I’m so close” you beg, hips coming up to meet his. He grunts, lifting your leg up for a better angle. His dick rams into you, and you squeal as you cum.

Tom squeezes your thigh and buries himself inside of you as he reaches his high.

Tom sits up, collapsing into the couch and you both just grin at one another.

“You think Harrison could fuck you like that?”

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Y’all this is so corny I just wanted to post before the weekend was over. I hope y’all enjoy this and are all healthy and happy. Love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #379

“sometimes i fear the worst in me, is the best you’ll ever know”

Have you ever been in weather below 0 Fahrenheit (-17 Celsius)? No. Have you ever been caught outdoors away from shelter during a thunderstorm? Yeah. Most notably, the only concert I've ever been to was outside during a thunderstorm, haha. Made it more badass. What’s your favorite macaron flavor? Never had one. How often do you have friends over to your house? Never. Have you ever had a boss who acted unprofessionally? No. Not that I really ever had a job long enough to notice. How many times have you stayed at a hotel in the past year, and where? We never stayed overnight anywhere, we just visited one once to see my dying grandmother for the last time. Have you ever done a flip on a trampoline? I used to do front flips, but I was too scared to do a back flip in case I landed on my neck and broke it. What about a flip off of a diving board? No. Are you embarrassed by your school yearbook photos? They all sucked. Who taught you to tie your shoelaces? Dad did the "wrong" way, which I understood first, so Mom was insistent on teaching me the "proper" way, I think because she thought the knot was tighter and therefore safer. Currently how many pictures are on your cellphone? Not a lot, but I don't feel like counting. Do you think dimples are cute? Yep. Would you rather chew fruity or minty gum? It really depends on what I'm feeling. The last time you went to the mall, who did you go with? My mom and older sister. What’s something you used to collect when you were younger? Stickers. Have you watched a movie today? No. Aside from your own, whose house did you last set foot into? My sister's. Do you love soft pretzels? Oh hell yes. Cinnamon and sugar are THE best. Who was the last person who cried around you? Why did they start crying? Was it unexpected? My mom, because the dog is stressing her the fuck out. I saw it coming eventually. Are you more likely to like someone before you really know them, or do you feel you like them more after you know a lot about them? When it comes to really liking someone, I like to know them well. That way, I'm more confident in knowing me liking them is justified. Do you buy people cards on special occasions, or do you prefer to make your own? I admittedly don't do either currently, but I'd buy cards if I had an income. When was the last time you were being hypocritical? I don't know, but I know I can be without realizing just like everyone else. Where on your body was the last cramp you had? Why did you have this cramp? I almost exclusively cramp up in my lower left abdomen when I have my period. What is the weirdest name you’ve ever heard? One of my classmates in college was named Apple. Do you get embarrassed when people hear you sing/compliment you on your singing ability? If so, why is that? I get more shy than anything. I don't know why, I just do. Are you good at comforting people when they’re upset? I hope so. I sure try to be. Do you have any exercises you do everyday? No. .-. Do you own one of those singing fish? Do you think they are silly or funny? I don't, but I think they're pretty funny, mostly though because I just remember that video of one glitching horribly where it would get stuck and "sing" all slow and demonic, then it would snap back to normal. I love that video too much lmao. Has anyone ever accused you of being bipolar or any other mental disorder? Do you really have any mental disorders? "Accused" is the wrong word, I've just been professionally diagnosed. I have a lot of disorders. Did you buy the last thing you bought with your own money? If not, whose money did you buy it with? I paid for my tattoo. Do you like to put your feet up on the dashboards of cars? Do you parents yell at you if you do that in cars? I never do, never have, and never would. That shit would FUCK you up in a wreck. Don't take car safety lightly. Which Beatle is your favorite, or do you love them all equally? I don’t have a favorite, given I know none of them personally at all. Do you enjoy classic rock? If so, who are some of your favorite classic rock artists? Well duh. I love a hell of a lot, don't make me dig through my head to ensure I leave no one out, lol. Did you ever own a Tamagotchi? Yes. Are you more of a dog or cat person? Cat person. I see that more and more and more as time goes on. Dogs tend to just have too much energy for me. Not all, of course, but still. Have you ever failed math? I did in college. Skittles! What's your favorite color? Red. Have you ever had a dream of stabbing someone? I don't think so. But who the fuck knows with how fucked up my nightmares are. What would you want your last words to be if you could choose them? Just that I love my family. Can you sleep with the light on? It's possible for me to, but it's difficult. What’s the most bizarre horror movie you’ve ever seen? Hm, I dunno. What band can’t you stand listening to? I absolutely hate The Talking Heads. Would you ever take a lie detector test for your significant other? No, for two reasons: I don't believe they're accurate, and two, I'd be having an anxiety attack over whether or not my nerves would "show" something. What is your favorite Mystery/Crime/FBI related show? Uhhhh does Sherlock count? Jason and I used to watch that and I loved it. Would you ever have a bird as a pet? I think parrots specifically are super fascinating, but I wouldn't. I don't want any potentially noisy pets. How's your relationship between you and your grandparents? They're all dead. The only grandparent I really knew well was my maternal grandmother, and we had... a lot of differences. I don't think she liked me much, and she was WAY too old-fashioned, uptight, and mean to my mom for me to get along well with her. Ever had a forbidden love or lover? No. Have you ever had to speak at a funeral? No. Do you know someone who’s been cremated? Maybe? What is your current problem? I had a fucking dream that was stupid detailed that Jason and I got married and so today has been shit. I love motherfucking PTSD. Do you like canopy beds? Yeah, I wish I had one. What is your favorite animated movie? The Lion King. Would you rather live in a small town or a big city? Neither, really... I want to live in the woods/some area relatively isolated, but with just a few neighbors spotted around so I'm not TOTALLY alone. But to entertain the question, I guess I'd pick a small town. If you could summon any animal to come to your rescue, what animal would it be and why? A lion for its strength and speed. Have you ever watched The Golden Girls? I LOVE that show. That shit's got no right to be as funny as it is lmao. Did you ever like the Ninja Turtles? Nah, I never watched it. Last alcoholic drink you had? A REALLY strong margarita that I could barely drink because of the alcohol concentration. What are you known for? Probably liking meerkats way too much. Has anyone ever threatened you? Yes. Have you ever gone frog hunting? No, not exactly. However, whenever my dad and I went catfishing, I would always do a scan of the area for toads. You'd always find 'em. Do you ever suffer from dry skin? My skin, particularly my scalp, is STUPID dry. Gross to picture, but imagine having both a clinically dry scalp as well as dandruff. That's me. Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal? No, Roman would never allow me to cuddle something other than him, haha. What’s the weather like right this moment? It's cloudy out and 59*F. Do you bite on straws, lollipop handles, or ice cream sticks? No, that's always grossed me out. In what type of area was your first sexual encounter? Honestly, I don't remember, though I'm sure you'd assume I would, lol. Probably his bed because we were at his place more than mine, but idr. Where is your mother’s side of the family descended from? My maternal grandmother had German ancestry, while I think her husband's was mostly Irish. What do you occupy your time with on flights? I just listen to my iPod and look out the window. Do you dog-ear pages in books? Yes. What’s a made up word of yours? I don't have any. It's weird, I don't know why, but it's a pet peeve of mine when people just make up words like they actually mean something. Even though isn't that exactly how language came about? I dunno, it's weird. Do you use Q-Tips? Only on the exterior of my ears unless something is really bothering me interiorly. Frequent use of Q-Tips is how I got ear wax literally adhered to my eardrum that required medical attention. It just pushed the stuff further and further back. Ever gone out with somebody you didn’t like? Well, I can't honestly say I was very romantically interested in Tyler, but we still dated for like a week or two. I DID sort of like him in high school my freshman year, but this was SO many years later that it's not fair to say I "knew" him anymore. I kinda just agreed to go out because I felt bad saying no and also just figured that we'd re-familiarize with each other through dates, anyway. What hero or heroine do you most relate to in history, fiction, or song? I have no idea. What makes you dizzy? Just about everything, it seems. I have insanely low blood pressure due to some prescriptions that I HAVE to move slowly, especially when standing up, if I don't want to fall on my face. Are your parents liberal or conservative? I think my dad is more conservative, but Mom is maybe more liberal? I actually don't know. Do you like your teeth? Did you have braces? No, because I went through a span of taking horrible care of them during my worst depression that they now have a conspicuously yellow tint. I had braces before. Are you happy with your height? Sure?