#and cut to wiener having a shrine for me and hallucinating my scent bc we dont call for 3 days etc etc

[cowboy-robooty]

hello robooty i am one of ur yaoilings

i saw you in my dream. we were in an art class together and you got so mad at me you started ripping your hair out

anyways who were you in the love triangle? deku uke or todoroki seme?

thats beautiful and quite realistic since in real life when i get really stressed out i actually do grip my hair like a danganronpa sprite.

So you see it wasn’t actually a love triangle… more like an angle? Because in my life my best friend and boyfriend are two seperate types of love that are equally as important to me (highest level of platonic love and highest level of romantic love. equally important). Now my best friend and boyfriend are just one person (SO MUCH EASIER NOW OMFG ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HES A CRAZY AND INSANE YANDERE) but back then it was two seperate people who were BOTH insane crazy yanderes and i was lowkey in some isekai harem shit (the professional yandere fumbler in bio doesn’t lie). I dont want to share lots of details about everything that went down but it was insane. We all lived far away and at one point tried looking up online couples therapy not for me and my (EX TO BOTH) bestfriend/boyfriend but for the (EX TO BOTH) best friend and boyfriend because they were fighting like cats and dogs every other week and they only kept trying so hard to be close to eachother because they understood i was like “bro you have to accept this is your equal or im not going to have you in my number one spot. you deal with it or we cant work” but also were too jealous to let someone be that close to me without that person being under personal surveillence so it just ended in constant war where it was agreed that anytime I intervened it just made things worse so I’d sit and watch this happen like the furry divorce picture. These mfs were true yanderes too like wiener is also an Actual Real Yandere i dont know how i keep finding individuals like this. call me lt tsurumi i swear to god. for the first few sessions my ex boyfriend’s therapist thought I was abusive because of how delusionally obsessed he was with me until they would be like “does he force you to only be friends with him?” and then my ex would respond “oh my god I WISH HE WOULD. *eyeroll* Instead he keeps telling me that I need to make other friends and that I can’t only hang out with him!” and she was like okay actually my client is the insane one here. And she also laughed at him because he explained how jealous he felt of Germany and was like “AND WHEN WE MOVE IN TOGETHER HE WANTS TO KEEP THE BODY PILLOW IN OUR BED!”. Like reportedly she was aghast by what was going on because it was a real life its always sunny in philadelphia gang. Where I’m charlie. (watch macs banging the waitress for reference). So i hope that answers your question because I think maybe mac charlie dennis is a better descriptor of what was going on.