#and crackers

[flufallo]

The most British picture ever to of ever been taken

[pangur-and-grim]

he found a cracker crumb

[reaganridiey]

OHHH MYYYY FUCKINGGG GOODDDDDDDD

the best crossover ever

[fandomsandfeminism]

Grief is so fucking wild. It sinks into your muscles, forces itself to be felt. It steals your appetite, floods your brain with cortisol. It makes you so, so tired.

If someone you know is grieving, telling them "just let me know what I can do" means nothing. They can't. They don't know. And the small things are too embarrassing to ask for.

Bring them a cheese platter. Pre-Cut fruit. Peanut butter pretzels. Protein shakes (like slimfast) Food that requires no prep and does not create dishes.

Do the dishes. Take out the trash. Sweep the floor. Vacuum the carpet. They won't ask you to do this, but it will help.

A bottle of acetaminophen honestly might help more than flowers. Grief really can cause muscle aches.

[spacevixenmusic]

periodic reminder that anime dubs are good actually

[bufomancer]

serious side eye for picking Daemon up. begging forgiveness with a cracker

[dannymans66]

Twitter requests

[thehauntedrocket]

Futurama

Art by Colin Cracker

[blood-and-breath]

FUCK IT. SAW BATHROOM CAKE.

this was such a labour of love I don’t even know how many hours I’ve put into this now but happy birthday to me!!!! the cake is red velvet, the walls are sugar cookie and everything except for the figures, toilet and small accessories are edible. I’m so happy with how it turned out peace and love on planet saw

[ssavaart]

Some more watercolor sketches from the recording sessions with the cast of Animal Crackers.

Danny DeVito, Sylvester Stallone, and the late Gilbert Gottfried

Watercolors and Inks 2014-2015

[megatronusprimedecal]

"Has this whole experience changed you in any way?"

The Interview || Episode Twenty-Four || Season Four

[laughroditee]

Weird domestic shit the TF141 guys do that (playfully) irk you, as their partner:

🏷️ | Price:

Wears socks during sex.

Tightens all of the jars in the house too tightly so that you’ll have to ask him to open them for you. (Toxic chivalry.)

Enjoys giving you beard rash anywhere and everywhere he possibly can.

💀 | Ghost:

Kisses you immediately after eating onions.

Leaves the toothpaste tube strangled in the center with all the toothpaste bunched at the bottom.

You find bullets everywhere, including in the freezer.

🧼 | Soap:

All of his dirty laundry is placed directly on the floor, next to the laundry basket.

Cleans up his mohawk but then doesn’t clean up the fucking hair clippings out of the sink.

Always wants to cuddle you so bad when he’s sleeping that he will squash you and/or push you out of bed.

🧢 | Gaz:

Buys your favorite snacks… for a price. Or is it… “for Price?” You’re never sure.

Offers to make you grilled cheese but then burns it because he’s too busy flirting with you.

Insists on giving you mani-pedis, only they’re so very messy. You assure him that they look great.

[dear-ao3]

so in case you didn’t know, the mods, saph and katya, live together (tumblr mutuals turned roommates you know) and katya also has a partner named fennec. and tonight, we are all darkening the door of our not so local cracker barrel.

by that i mean we’re driving several hours to bum fuck nowhere west virginia. we do not live anywhere near west virginia.

you might be wondering, oh saph, does this mean you’re third wheeling?

well technically speaking yes. but the last time we went to this cracker barrel fennec and i made out in the gift shop because katya blasted american pie on loop in the car and we threatened to do so if katya didn’t turn it off but katya didn’t believe we would do it so he kept it on. and then we made out in the gift shop. in bum fuck nowhere. west virginia. but i digress.

in any case. katya is not playing american pie tonight. but we have been graced by “05 cow planet” by billy j kramer and also “dog train” by blues traveler.

stay tuned i suppose

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

you! white queer!

can you listen to a queer person of color talk about intracommunity racism without making it about yourself?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!