#and crackers

[flufallo]

The most British picture ever to of ever been taken

[ketchuplaser]

Ever have one of those days where you want to eat your food on a cracker?

[pangur-and-grim]

he found a cracker crumb

[reaganridiey]

OHHH MYYYY FUCKINGGG GOODDDDDDDD

the best crossover ever

[fandomsandfeminism]

Grief is so fucking wild. It sinks into your muscles, forces itself to be felt. It steals your appetite, floods your brain with cortisol. It makes you so, so tired.

If someone you know is grieving, telling them "just let me know what I can do" means nothing. They can't. They don't know. And the small things are too embarrassing to ask for.

Bring them a cheese platter. Pre-Cut fruit. Peanut butter pretzels. Protein shakes (like slimfast) Food that requires no prep and does not create dishes.

Do the dishes. Take out the trash. Sweep the floor. Vacuum the carpet. They won't ask you to do this, but it will help.

A bottle of acetaminophen honestly might help more than flowers. Grief really can cause muscle aches.

[bufomancer]

serious side eye for picking Daemon up. begging forgiveness with a cracker

[spacevixenmusic]

periodic reminder that anime dubs are good actually

[dannymans66]

Twitter requests

[thehauntedrocket]

Futurama

Art by Colin Cracker

[blood-and-breath]

FUCK IT. SAW BATHROOM CAKE.

this was such a labour of love I don’t even know how many hours I’ve put into this now but happy birthday to me!!!! the cake is red velvet, the walls are sugar cookie and everything except for the figures, toilet and small accessories are edible. I’m so happy with how it turned out peace and love on planet saw

[ssavaart]

Some more watercolor sketches from the recording sessions with the cast of Animal Crackers.

Danny DeVito, Sylvester Stallone, and the late Gilbert Gottfried

Watercolors and Inks 2014-2015

[megatronusprimedecal]

"Has this whole experience changed you in any way?"

The Interview || Episode Twenty-Four || Season Four

[laughroditee]

Weird domestic shit the TF141 guys do that (playfully) irk you, as their partner:

🏷️ | Price:

Wears socks during sex.

Tightens all of the jars in the house too tightly so that you’ll have to ask him to open them for you. (Toxic chivalry.)

Enjoys giving you beard rash anywhere and everywhere he possibly can.

💀 | Ghost:

Kisses you immediately after eating onions.

Leaves the toothpaste tube strangled in the center with all the toothpaste bunched at the bottom.

You find bullets everywhere, including in the freezer.

🧼 | Soap:

All of his dirty laundry is placed directly on the floor, next to the laundry basket.

Cleans up his mohawk but then doesn’t clean up the fucking hair clippings out of the sink.

Always wants to cuddle you so bad when he’s sleeping that he will squash you and/or push you out of bed.

🧢 | Gaz:

Buys your favorite snacks… for a price. Or is it… “for Price?” You’re never sure.

Offers to make you grilled cheese but then burns it because he’s too busy flirting with you.

Insists on giving you mani-pedis, only they’re so very messy. You assure him that they look great.

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

you! white queer!

can you listen to a queer person of color talk about intracommunity racism without making it about yourself?

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)