#and completely disrespectful to ultra dragon as a character

[moxielynx]

mini Twitter rant because I’m really upset at this info. Genuinely who in the writing room thought that was a good idea to make canon. Ultra dragon has been there since SEASON 1 and they don’t even fucking mention it in the show that it’s dead??? Let alone that the throne was made of its bones????? I went and rewatched the scene that shows his throne to see if there was ANY hint that the bones were ultra dragon’s and at MOST we got Kai saying “His throne… I already hate it.” Literally NO IMPLICATION that it was ultra dragon’s

This shit is why I don’t trust what the writers say half the time on Twitter, they make up shit that was never in the show to “explain” something but they don’t even make sense half the time, this shit is nawt canon to me fuck that

[weenwrites]

Could you do a scenario with tfp wheeljack, tfp ratchet and tfp optimus where the human reader reveals their ability to shapeshift by turning into them and mimicking with complete accuracy?

✎ A/N: I only do scenarios for one character now, and since those take so long, I'll just do headcanons for these. Also I'm pretty sure I did something like this for Ratchet or Optimus before so I'll do it for Wheeljack, Ultra Magnus, and Smokescreen to make up for it. I'm really sorry to disappoint you!

[ Please do not repost, plagiarize, or use my writing for AI! Translating my work with proper credit is acceptable, but please ask first! ]

Wheeljack

He thinks it's cool! Though it feels a bit weird to see another "him" given his previous experience with impersonation and whatnot (cough cough, Makeshift, cough cough). Still, if you join him on raids to decepticon-controlled energon mines, you could come in pretty handy by acting as a distraction, or by posing as one of the vehicon miners.

Ultra Magnus

According to article 5, section 18 of the National Cybertronian Code, impersonation is a criminal offense, and only legal under the following circumstances—yeah he doesn't take it well. He honestly thinks you're poking fun at him, or mocking him, which he finds extremely rude and disrespectful. Even if it were as a harmless joke, you should know that this guy can't quite tell if this is a joke or blatant disrespect toward a superior officer. Neither would he let a joke like this go off the hook.

Smokescreen

He finds this—honestly he's a bit unsure on how to feel about it. On one hand, this is so cool! You can shapeshift? Does this mean you can also transform? By his books he sorta considers this transforming, since you're changing shape. On the other hand, it's a bit weird to see another him. Still, it's real cool that you can do that. He'll be asking you all about it, what else can you turn into? Could you turn into something bigger? How long can you do this for? Could you turn into things that don't exist, like dragons or unicorns?

[terabyteturtle]

Fighter #06 - Kirby

- Little Mac introduced him to Naruto and now he's a big fan of it. His favorite character is Kakashi Hatake.

- Kirby loves to cosplay! He often makes cosplays of the other fighters. It's not in a creepy way, it's just that he admires them and their unique abilities. Getting a wig is easy enough, since all he has to do is inhale them, but the clothes can be difficult because Kirby's body is so round. Cosplay Pikachu often helps him out and gives him tips.

- He likes painting rocks in his free time. To help earn funds for the mansion, he'll go back to Dreamland and sell them to the locals.

- He's a master of croquet, but somehow terrible at golf. If that wasn't bad enough, he only gets worse when playing Wii Golf.

- Cloud and Link are his idols. He'll hang out with them every chance he gets.

- Kirby's Ultra Sword is the biggest sword in Smash. Unfortunately, this has caused Sephiroth to hate him.

- Kirby is always the first fighter to greet new additions to the roster. No matter who they are or where they came from, he's always super excited to meet them.

- Despite his spherical stature, he's an amazing ballerina. He has a tutu that's pink, just like him.

- Kirby is one of the backup dancers for the Squid Sisters.

- He's a firm believer in giving second chances. He doesn't give a flying flea that the villains tried to kill him, everyone deserves a fresh start in his eyes.

- He loves to read fantasy novels. In his room, there's a giant bookshelf filled with tales about fairies, dragons, unicorns, and other mythological creatures. Speaking of which, he loves reading about Greek and Norse mythology. He finds it really interesting.

- Kirby can inflate anything in three seconds. If the Smash Bros are at the beach and the beach ball is going flat, he can refill it in no time. That being said, if the beach balls are forgotten, Kirby will NOT allow anyone to use him instead. That's just disrespectful.

- Terry introduced him to Earth music and now he can't stop listening to it. He loves k-pop and 80s music the most. His playlist is forty hours long and it keeps growing longer. Kirby wants to expand his horizons as much as possible, so he'll gladly take song recommendations, no matter what genre it is. In fact, that's how he figured out that he was a big Mastodon fan.

- He's really good at Just Dance.

- Kirby is a sweetheart, but his monstrous appetite can be really tough to deal with. Combined with the appetites of Pac-Man, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Wario, King K. Rool, and King Dedede, it's a complete nightmare for whoever's making food that day. These devious fighters need to have at least three servings for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner.

- One time, the roster held a potluck to celebrate the fact that they were all still alive, and the hungry seven were allowed to have four servings instead of their usual three, which was a big mistake. The only thing left over was a single piece of chicken, and the following day, the seven of them fought over who would get to eat it. First, they argued with each other, then it became an all-out brawl. Of course, Kirby ended up winning. To commemorate his victory, he made himself a trophy out of cardboard, gold star stickers, and dried macaroni that he keeps in a display case in his room.

- He really wants to join in on the Mario Kart races, but keeps getting rejected because Warp Stars are too overpowered, apparently.

- Kazuya really hates him, but poor Kirby doesn't understand why. After Kazuya tried to kill him, Kirby picked some purple flowers and gave them to him as a peace offering. The grumpy devil man thought they were poisonous and crushed them underfoot. Poor Kirby was heartbroken, but he understood that Kazuya didn't have much plant knowledge. He seemed to hate him even more after Kirby showed him his copy ability. Legend has it that Kirby is still trying to win him over to this day.

- His favorite dessert is strawberry cheesecake and you can't convince me otherwise.

- Ever since Ken told Kirby about going to Disneyland with his family, it's become Kirby's dream vacation. He's currently saving up for a trip with the entire roster. His main goal is to meet Mickey Mouse.

- Over the winter, Kirby taught Pichu how to ice skate. Sephiroth was proud to see his son learning new things.

- Kirby and Samus enjoy eating spicy stuff together. Though he usually ends up with fire breath, he always has a good time.

- He brews the best tea in the world. If a fighter is feeling sick, he has tons of herbal tea recipes to help with whatever ailment they have.

- When it's rainy outside, he and the Pokemon will go out and jump in puddles.

- He has the biggest sweet tooth, but can't stand orange or lime sherbet. He doesn't know what it is, there's just something about it that he doesn't like.

- He loves scavenger hunts! During holidays, he always sets up themed scavenger hunts for the fighters to enjoy.

- He's one of the only fighters who have seen Meta Knight without his mask (the other is King Dedede). Being the kind friend he is, Kirby's never told anyone what he looks like.

- Kirby's usually opposed to stealing, but once in a while, he just likes taking Mario's hat. It's super comfortable, and it gives him an excuse to hang out with Cappy more.

- He and Jigglypuff are two peas in a pod. They're almost always together. 

- When Jigglypuff has a bad fur day, Kirby is there in a flash with two combs and some hairspray. He doesn't really know what he's doing, but he tries his best to help her out.

- Kirby, Jigglypuff, and Little Mac have weekly binge-watching sessions. It all started when Little Mac had Kirby watch every episode of Naruto with him. After they finished, Jigglypuff later joined them and they ended up watching the entirety of Sailor Moon. Now, the three of them plan on tackling One Piece.

- He plays co-op games with Fox all the time.

- Link once took Kirby to Hyrule and introduced him to the Gerudo. Long story short, they're the only two voe allowed to enter Gerudo Town.

- Kirby is the type to snack on ice chips.

- This pink ball of destruction is incapable of getting brain freeze.

- His favorite Song from the Smash soundtrack is Green Greens from Melee. He loves Green Greens as it is, but this version makes him feel like he's on a quest.

Note: Next week, there will be not one, not two, but three sets of headcanons for your viewing pleasure. Stay tuned for the mercenary space fox, everyone's favorite supercharged rodent, and the lean, green fighting machine.

[the-mic-drop]

Shonen Jump Rap Cypher by Rustage

Lyrics below the cut

If anyone wants to break down some lines that you think not everyone will get, please feel free!

Monkey D. Luffy- One Piece (Performed by Rustage)

Starting with the number one, hey

How’d a pirate get this long, hey

‘Cause I eat the gum-gum, see them run run

when I hit that gun, hey

Sailin’ I’m taking no breaks when my crew’s on the move as we pillage the grand line

Looting the treasure we can find

I’m blowing up like a landmine

Going gear second, I reckon that I’m a weapon

I’m wrecking up those who threaten in messing with my own brethren

Stay reppin’ look where I’m headin’

No question the Yonkos sweatin’

I’m bettin’ in words I’m yellin’

I’m the king and there’s no forgettin’, UH

Gon Freecss- Hunter x Hunter (Performed by Fabvl)

I’ll jump the competition, really there’s no contest

Channeled future Nen and most of y’all ain’t even bomb yet

It’s nonsense

Pro exams completed as a child

Hisoka, I think these clowns are living in denial

So don’t make me power up, I’ll call the thunder at my right hand

If you want the strongest Shonen, then you called the right man

They might stan

Treat you all like Pitou, it won’t take long

Name is Gon and this time, I’mma make sure that you stay gone

Naruto Uzumaki- Naruto (Performed by None Like Joshua)

Oh, better believe it’s Naruto

Who’s the best hero? All of you know

My legacy is happening, I got a type of running named after me

while you’re slow

Can’t keep up with my chakra flow

Except Hinata, I’m her Ho

Kage

All I did was call her and I told her to come over ‘cause my parents are not home

Out of these ninjas, you can watch my dub

Even all my filler is so far above

When it comes to Boruto, why y’all givin’ up

like I did with simpin’ on Sakura?

Killer B’s rapping, but I get the encore

With the power that I bring, I don’t really want yours

‘Cause I came from the swing, everybody shunned more

Now you’re looking at the king of this Jump Force

Yami Yugi- Yu-Gi-Oh! (Performed by Connor Quest!)

I’mma master, you be

practice newbies

That’s a doozy

for Yami Yugi

Puzzle did something like a hadron tunnel

‘cause now I got Atem through me

Champ of the match see fans fawn, no matter what hand’s drawn

I’m kicking up dust, metal tanks in land form

When we d-d-d-d-duel there’s sandstorms

Cards are flippin’ I need an answer quick

and I might find my Dark Magician

If I wish, and believe hard enough in the heart that’s in ‘em

(Heart of the cards)

I see Seto’s fear

Pull the fifth part of Exodia

Guess it’s all came to a head, so clear

that your deck’s gonna get X’d, oh dear!

Asta- Black Clover (Performed by Eddie Rath)

Welcome to the magic

It’s a tale that’s tragic

Filled with a pain that’s harder than plastic

especially when you discover you don’t have it

When I started I was less than amazing

But now that I’ve been chosen by the Grimoir, I’m rising to the occasion in a blazing flame of

Magic

Ain’t no Hocus Pocus and Abracadabra

Not a wizard you joke with

This is not Gandalf the Grey, but you shall not pass hopeless

Better be ferocious

Was the poorest orphan living in darkness

but now that I’m focused, I be thanking all my hardships

Ichigo Kurosaki- Bleach (Performed by IBDL)

Uh, hittin’ back with that Bankai

Got that power like I came out of the Dangai

Pops passed the torch; now I’m the fam’s Don guy

Think you Aizen, but you lookin’ like that Don guy

Y’all like Soifon, your raps barely sting

My bars are Getsuga Tensho, got that masterful swing

They say, it ain’t over til the fat lady sings

But you’ll know it’s really over when that black lady sings

Koro-sensei- Assassination Classrom (Performed by CDawgVA)

Mach speed

Blow up the moon and now I’m making these children write essays

Comin with tentacles teach you a lesson in why you don’t mess with the sensei

I amaze

Used to be the Reaper, now I run this class

I can turn a loser to assassin, do it real fast

Light Yagami- Death Note (Performed by Zach Boucher)

I think I’ve been out of my head

Gift was given, made some poor decisions, that I wish I didn’t, but I’d do it again

Feeling different, I was on a mission to achieve my vision with a page and a pen

Sit and listen to the words I’ve written

I ain’t even finished ‘til I see that they’re dead

Don’t even try to pretend

There’s no malicious intent

Stay in my thoughts, stick to the morals I’ve got,

and kill everyone who is not

Just never get caught, ‘til every criminal rots

They’ll consider me as a god

At whatever cost, that’s how I excel

Cannot be stopped, even if I fell

I’m taking them off if you couldn’t tell

I gave up a lot to give you this L

Shoyo Hinata- Haikyuu!! (Performed by Shwabadi)

Yah, here comes Hinata

When I’m on the court the enemy has got their guard up

Never gonna fall off, bet I’m gonna pop off

Way short, but I’m packing punches like a sawnoff

Hot like a sauna, this ball of fire don’t know nada

but I’m gonna chase desire to go farther

every jump will take me higher

They put walls up, so I had to learn to fly

Putting up points, spiking it, or clearing the way

Best decoy, got a little something to say

to anyone that doubts that I’m here to stay

Only got one goal, that’s to play the game

Underestimated, I’m the ace, you just wait

when I spike it past the net, you might take it to the face

Izuku “Deku” Midoriya- My Hero Academia (Performed by Divide Music)

Coming in with 100% of me

I got you all trembling

Oh just with a flick of a finger

put you back where you’re supposed to be

I’m not, holding back

I got you so calculated. I’m

one step ahead, One for All gon’ be demonstrated

Get it? Got it? Good.

Nothing better and you should know

Started at the bottom

but I made it to the top so

Step aside, I’m climbing to great heights

with All-Might by my side

Reppin’ U.A. with pride, oh

Yusuke Urameshi- Yu Yu Hakusho (Performed by GameBoyJones)

Giving you the finger, Spirit Gun

Send you off with Botan, then you done

Hit you with the stick, and I didn’t need a grip when I’m pulling from the hip, then click!

Because I’m, locked loaded, the clip is ready to go

Got a, shotgun in my hand that’s ‘bout to blow

Cause I’m hittin’ you quick fast

givin’ you whiplash

wearing these Spirit Cuffs

You could be human or demon, cause honestly, I just don’t give a fuck

If you’re looking for the best, just know there’s no other

‘cause I’m flexing out here like I’m the youngest Toguro brother

Gintoki Sakata- Gintama (Perfomed by Shao Dao)

They call me, Gintoki, slim not stocky

Lemme Shonen Jump on your leg and your body

Odd Job Gin, don’t mess with my possee

If you touch my hair, then you will be sorry

Ne, boge (Hey, bloke)

Nanikore, uruseena (what is this? Not good.)

Cause you’re way too sloppy

Got a silver soul, Shiroyasha

Swing my sword and Amanto scatter

Gintama, not Kintama

Tell Shinpachi we need money

If Kagura or Katsura bring more trouble, we keep running

Pay rent? That’s a waste of time

That weather girl, I will make her mine

You can beat me up and that’s fair and fine

But if you hurt my friends, then prepare to die

Tanjiro Kamado- Demon Slayer (Performed by DizzyEight)

Look, slayin’ demons that’s what we do

If you filled with evil, then my blade is highly lethal

If you comin’ at my people, pray to god I never meet you

Ever mess with Nez, you KO’d when I see you

I’ve grown stronger from that fateful day they found me

I trained hard to hone the skill, the progression so astounding

My style like breathing water, that mean you can never drown me

Whirlpool, that mean I’m slicin’ everything around me

Emma- The Promised Neverland (Performed by FrivolousShara)

E-M-M-A 63194

Listen to what I’ve gotta say

The others walked, seems now we’ve gotta run away

Don’t you talk, adults are the enemy

You can break every bone in my body, I won’t falter

and if the plan fails, the idea simply alters

Ah, these demons scheming, but they ain’t the only monsters

Our combined IQ breaks the safe, strength in numbers

Now we’ve woken from the slumber

Never ending perfect Summers

Across the farm, you can’t help but wonder

Soma Yukihira- Food Wars! (Performed by DiggzDaProphecy)

See I’m the anime Raekwon

The chef baby, stay calm

You can’t stand the heat

Stay out the kitchen, get a day job

Word, and the finale’s superb

I take a sec, put on my band, an’ I’ll be happy to serve, uh

So ma, tell me what you like and I can hook it up

Ya boy’s got them recipes the best couldn’t cook it up

And she gon’ bust from the taste of my meat

Chef, boy are these boys always cookin’ up heat

Jotaro Kujo- Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (Performed by Dreaded Yasuke)

It’s my go, they call me Jotaro

Don’t get me mad, I’mma go fat only with jabs you go through silos

Got that drip from Cairo, girls will simp my silhouette

I know think it’s a typo fighting with a platinum psycho

None of y’all is a threat

What you gotta say in your breath

Better speak with a bigger chest

Now you lyin’ down with my pet,

while Iggy piss on your neck

All types of disrespect, what you expect?

Go against a vet, better get your techs

wanna get swept through the complex,

now who is next?

Bobobo- Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (Performed by BassedOlaf w/ ThighHighSenpai)

Bobobo making the foes stare

Call me the master of nose hair

Look at the hair on the heads of these anime characters,

brother, it’s no fair

But I’m better than these guys, don’t you understand?

I came second place at screaming face-to-face with desk fans

Afro is full of surprises, look at my power’s immense

Leaving beauty screaming-

(Bobobo, that makes no sense!)

Hunting hair hunters, Saitama, I’m coming for you

Don Patch a better Super Saiyan God than Goku

Son Goku- Dragon Ball (Performed by DaddyPhatSnaps)

Oh they went and called Kakarot

had to be danger

Leave em flat-footed like they in the gravity chamber

I’m just looking for a challenge, can you battle me stranger?

Shonen legend in the saddle and the power is major

Level up on the track, flow Ultra Instinct

Bye bye bye fusion dance is always in sync

Wink

And they wonder why I’m last on the song

‘Cause when all of y’all were talking

I just formed a Spirit Bomb

[thehotwingking]

Let's talk Dragon Ball Super episode 111!

Again, this is mostly for me. I think this would be cool to read back way in the future. I wish I had done this earlier in the series since this seems like it will be the second/third to last major Super arc.

Things I'm gonna talk about are Goku's Ultra Instinct, what's left of Universe 6, and can anyone really beat Jiren?

I'd like to note that I don't watch the episode previews because I feel like they always spoil something, and that's kind of lame. I want to see everything fresh.

FIRST OFF, would like to give a shout out to @ciner55 for correctly predicting Frieza was going to give some of his energy to Goku. I saw in the coming days that a load of people predicted this as well, and it is one of those things that is kind of obvious after someone tells you it. Not important, but it also seems like Goku didn't actually instant transmission to Frieza like I thought, but Frieza actually quickly transported Goku since Goku was all surprised.

About Ultra Instinct now, after thinking it some I think it's become more clear that Goku can actually do an even more powerful and complete version of the Ultra Instinct despite what I originally thought. Last week I thought that was it, but it seems like with Frieza hearing of the attack and explaining it to Goku that Goku will end up completing the form. My question is will he look like he did in episode 110 or will he look normal? Or will he have a completely different look? Whis knows how to do Ultra Instinct, but he doesn't look any different. Most people are assuming that Jiren can do, and other than his red aura he looks normal while fighting.

I think Goku will end up looking even more different than he did in episode 110 simply for branding reasons. As fans we like seeing the differences in some transformations in order to know what exactly is happening. As a business Toei loves new transformations so they can sell more merchandise. I can see Goku busting out a whole new look just for those two purposes even though it may not be needed. One question: Will either Frieza or Vegeta learn how to do Ultra Instinct in this tournament? Vegeta obviously hates to be left behind, and Frieza is very curious about this technique. I think with Frieza being the most OPEN evil person in this arc so far that he has a chance to pull it off. Who knows?

Secondly, Hit is a badass. If there is anything new that I love about Super it's the character Hit. I knew that he could at least get one good hit in, and when he trapped Jiren in time my suspension of disbelief kicked in and I thought Hit won lol. I thought that the saiyans should of done a full power blast on Jiren to get a ring out, but that didn't happen which does leave me confused. I also though that Hit was going to commit a double ring out and leave everything to the three saiyans, but that also didn't look like his plan.

I think it's cool how Jiren only wanted to fight Goku and Hit. I love how Hit kept on saying he only had one job and in the end said it was to save universe 6. NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY HERO. I also like how much Jiren talked in this episode. Very cool. “You really think you can beat me head-ass boy”

But now Hit is eliminated and only 5 universe 6 fighters remain. The 3 saiyans and the two namekians. And let's be honest, without Hit these guys are now severe underdogs because none of them can match the strongest of the other universes. I called last week that Gohan and Piccolo were going to fight the Namekians, and based off of how they look I think the Namekians are a bit weak. I thought one was going to eliminate Piccolo, but I'm not too sure anymore. I think Gohan and Piccolo are going to make slight work of those two. Tragic. And the saiyans?

Kale is pretty damn strong, and can likely do damage. She's a wild card and could end up being the one of the last fighters perhaps if Akira wants to go that route. MY BABY GIRL FOR LIFE CAULIFLA THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS I LOVE HER SO MUCH YES WE STAN OUR QUEEN can only go SSJ2 which is still pretty strong, but I don't think she's a top 10 fighter left in the tourny. STILL BAE THO. Then there is Cabba who at the moment is the weakest of the three. He looked pretty pissed at the end, but I'm not sure if there's anything left he could do. It'd be a super stretch to give him SSJ Rage like they gave Future Trunks. Dunno. Vados said it right. They're in trouble.

Third and last, who can be Jiren? I touched on this a bit in the first part about Goku perfecting Ultra Instinct. That has to be the conclusion, right? Last week I thought people might just have to gang up on Jiren, but the way things are set up right now it looks like it will be a good old fashion 1v1 winner take all make it take it do or die go hard or go home final d-d-d-d-d-dual.

Looks like Jiren will be tagged out for a few episodes while he chills since he feels like no one is a threat anymore (THE DISRESPECT GAHDAMM.) I can't see Vegeta trying to go in and fight unless his SAIYAN PRIDE (*cought* ego) kicks in. Otherwise, he's smarter than that. Frieza already said he don't want the paws put on him. Cabba may want to jump in for revenge, but idk he'll get daddy dicked with the quickness by Jiren, and maybe even Toppo and Dispo.

Btw.. can we talk about how much dickheads are on the Pride Troopers? I'm sorry, but most of those guys are assholes to me lol especially Dispo. The captain with the eyepatch who was out saving kittens seems like the only friendly guy that is truly good. But yeah, I don't see anyone right now capable of beating Jiren until Goku figures out Ultra Instinct, a new character we haven't seen appears, or one of Frieza/Vegeta learn Ultra Instinct themselves.

Overall this episode was pretty damn good.