#and charlotte. god. i watched her side story and ahhhhhh

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main take away from Witch's Heart gaming today is that I love Claire Elford so fucking much her joyous whimsy and feeling like she needs to keep strong despite the situation and how she is just so doomed no matter what despite not deserving it at all. and also Wilardo idk why exactly though. it's probably the bit where he gives the diary over to Claire because he would have had every reason to not at that point. someone was dead and anyone could have done it and he just found something linking her to the dead person. but he still goes and gives it to her anyway. that just stuck out to me for some reason..

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Ghosts S03E01 - The Bone Plot

(I watched the entire series 3 in one night so here’s a running commentary of my thoughts. Likes/dislikes, bits I screamed/laughed/cried, details I noticed. Basically just a thought train from yours truly :P not that anyone’s interested - mostly just for my own analysis this

BUT Please come hit up my inbox with responses to episodes etc, I’ve had a few already that I’m in the process of answering so yeah lets chat :D)

Opening with Humphrey backstory is a bold move especially if people are just catching it and haven’t seen the show before

Oooohhhhhh documentary!!

Ahhhhhh, soooooo Humphrey wasn’t assassinated, he planned an assassination fascinating

Why does Robin not remember?? Just cause it was a long time ago??

The Captain has laughed before, right?? I’m sure I’ve seen him laugh before??

Thomas it’s not you XD

BOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE

How did they not know it was Humphrey?? She’s dressed like a fucking Tudor - absolutely no critical thinking skills at Button House. They share one braincell and the ghost pigeon has flown away with it again…

All this before the opening titles, this is gonna be a long post!!

I like that Alison starts stuttering simply at the thought of being on camera, nice set up for her anxiety about it

Robin senses the moon?? Oooohhhhh - and a Macbeth reference!!

Of course he senses Barclay arriving!!

The others calling Humphrey like a dog is so funny

Omg are we gonna get Cap/Fanny solidarity this season??? I just want them to be like a sibling relationship!!

(Pronoun correction - well done Kitty)

Did Humphrey used to paint?? Cause why else would he assume he was famous for being a painter if he wasn’t an artist in life????

Mary is a death gatekeeper, I adore that!!

Can we talk about how similar this scene is to one I wrote literally ages ago in the Ghosts Christmas story on AO3???? Like Humphrey trying to speak broken French like just how I wrote it and his wife hating English, it’s literally over dinner (well breakfast) as well?? I have the foresight of a medium apparently but only in very specific fan fiction scenarios!!

Omg live Humphrey is so cute wtf?? Why do I have a crush on him, or is it gender envy?????? Gender envy from a headless Tudor????

Poor Humphrey, all he wants is a nice wife!!

Pat stop ruining the moment!!

Oh God no?? If Barclay dies at Button House will he be stuck there???? Ah thanks for confirming that for me, Julian. Get that bitch off the property!!

Obi content, Obi content, Obi content!! My guy.

Okay but why does Fanny calling Pat out on his racist joke feel so rewarding to me??

A nun, a gorilla, and a WHAT, Patrick???? Pat making a pedo joke, did not have that on my season 3 bingo card????

Humphrey is so good to his wife, he’s making such an effort even though she’s really not making much effort back. It must have been so difficult for them both though seriously

She speaks English???

What’s happening?? OOOOhhhh they’re gonna kill Queen Elizabeth and put I’m assuming Mary Queen of Scots on the throne?? Cause they’re Catholics right so Mary QoS would make sense like the Babington Plot right??

Sophie defending her husband you love to see it.

Did Julian have a heart attack?? He says he knows the sign and that squash will do it.

It must be so weird for Charlotte and obviously especially Kiell as well to just talk to the air??

"LIKE POSH BATMAN" XD XD

"Bonne see you all!!" Humphrey I adore you so much!!

No don’t discover the plot?? Is he killed cause he found out about it??

“Arms at our sides, we’re not a seagull.”

Did Kitty die of a disease of some kind?? She really didn’t like the idea of laughter being contagious??

Ah so that’s why they were all laughing apart from Cap and Fanny.

Oh God Humphrey no??

“This isn’t the life you signed up for - go have another one” Catch me CRYING??? Humphrey you are so sweet wtf??? Don’t sacrifice yourself though, it ain’t worth it??

THE SALUTE

Humphrey and Robin solidarity

Wait?? He wasn’t executed right there?? So the documentary is wrong?? Does he die in a sword fight?? Nope he can’t get the swords down. What’s happening??

(I love the arguing between the guards thats so good XD)

The chimney - genius move!! (his legs O.O nice legs)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCH I SCREAMED, THE FUCKING SWORDS THATS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT???? I LOVE THAT SO MUCH OMG, THATS SUCH A GOOD TWIST!! OMG

The body?? Holy shit thats so good omg

ROBIN TUDOR ERA ROBIN finding Humphrey awwwwwww

“Ummmm - they’re all at it” the sass Thomas I love it!!

Ngl I kinda want the Button House jumper?? It looks so comfy!!

Ooooooohhhh Julian thinks Barclay’s dead that’s so clever - bitch is on the verge of death though

Ahhhhh its the shirt, so bitch isn’t gonna die what a prick.

Alison don’t kiss the tag it’s been on the sweaty chest of a land owning Tory all day - you’ll catch every disease under the sun from that.

Thomas leave her alone

Yesssss Alison standing up to him finally!!

*whispers* “Damn your eyes” that is literally the sweetest thing O.o

I want this scene tattooed on me forever, Thomas’ little smile when she stands up to him!!

ALISON PARENTAL BACKSTORY THIS IS ALL IVE WANTED!! We got it right though, lost both parents.

“Like having family all around me” <3 <3 <3 Oh fuck leave her alone

FAMILY PHOTO O.O O.O That’s so sweet

BUTT HO BUTT HO BUTT HO BUTT HO (Cap… calm yourself)

Julian’s cameo XD XD XD That’s brilliant!!! And Pat asking for an autograph

THAT WAS SO GOOOODDDDDDD

AS YOU CAN SEE MY USE OF CAPS HAS INCREASED THOUGH THE EPISODE CAUSE HOLY SHIT AMAZING

BRO I LOVED THAT SO MUCH???? THIS SEASON IS GONNA BE INCREDIBLE OMG

100/10 PRIMARILY FOR HUMPHREY CONTENT AND ALSO ALISON BACKSTORY

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Cool, starting out with Lillian.  Sweet.

U-S-A!!!  U-S-A!!!! U-S-A!!!!!!!!!!

God, I miss San Diego.  Look at that Sky.  I bet it’s a perfect 75 degrees out.  I miss the shit outta that.

Lookit all them squidly’s cheering for the Shield.  Love it.  Gonna be a great match. Oh, oh, JBL’s there.  Makes sense.  This is kind of his baby.  S’cool.   Ehehe, Squids love Joe too.  Noice.

Man, I hope that Sheamus got all sunscreened up.

AHHHHHH!!!!  See!  Great Minds think alike!!!!!  That’s so fucking cute, I love it!

Man, I love Tribute to the Troops.  They’re always such a great crowd.

Noooooo!  Sheamus what are you doing???  The folks just want to make sure you stay healthy!!!  What a heel!  What an uncaring for his own skin heel! (I love Sheamus, what a goof)

Good job, boyos.  Wonder what Dean was climbing the ropes for at the end, tho.  Was he gonna jump onto Joe on the outside of the ring?  Probably.  What a loon.

Seth’s so fucking modest.  Tell us how you really feel, kiddo.  Ehehe

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamil!  But when can we have Mark Hamil come on to be a guest commentator?  That’s the real question.  Could you imagine?  I can.  I can very vividly imagine.

Who is not surprised that San Diego loves Charlotte?  Not me.  Is that... is that dazzled up camo?  No.  No, surely not.  I’m just going to say no, it’ll make me feel better.

Natty, Natty, what are you doing?  You know you’re not actually going to be able to make friends with all of the lumberjills.  And Charlotte is actually pretty difficult to play mindgames with.

Yeah, I love watching Charlotte go.  I’d really enjoy watching her and Ruby go actually one on one.- Oh, hey, look, it’s Lil Natch for the ref.  Come on guys, we know who’s going to win.  I mean, we know anyway, because like, Faces always win on TttT, but like, when the ref had a storyline once of being your Daddy’s biggest fan, you can hazard a guess he’ll be a mite biased.  Or, would be, if we still had Refs be involved with Storylines.

Vince, please let us bring back heel and face refs.  I know you want your wrestling to look more “legitimate”, but come on, you tell stories, and letting refs be involved again just gives you more tools with which to storytell with.

!!!Sargent Slaughter’s there?  Are we gonna see him tonight?  Please????  I love him.

Looking forward to Bright.  Love urban fantasies, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one where all the magical and fantastical beings seem to be out in the open instead of a only barely kept secret.  Plus like, Will Smith, you know?

Will Paige wear a shirt?  I hope so, she’s so pal- OH! Gable and Benjamin are on the Heel side of the match!  Getting closer to my hope that they become just straight up heels!  Maybe Jordan can join back up with them when he makes his full turn.  Kurt having to deal with three bad boys that all took serious inspiration from him- his former protege, his son, and the guy that we all thought would be his son.  It could work.  It’d be ridiculous, but shit, this is wrestling.  Why not?

MotherFUCKING YESSSSS!!!!!  THAT’S MY SARGENT!!!!  Oh, oh, Miz????  Oh god, oh my god,   “You’re not really a marine, you just play one in movies,” And Mark Henry!  I love it, that’s great, I’m so happy~~~~

Awww, oh my god, can we all do the USA chant to the New Day Rocks chant from now on?  Because that’s fucking aweseome.  I love it.  We probably won’t, but I really fucking wish it’ll become a thing.

Do my eyes deceive me?  Does Aiden have a bit of a tan???  HIS GOOSE!  AIDEN NO!!  GOOSE DIED,  AND IT’S AN INSULT TO RUSEV TO COMPARE HIM TO TOM CRUISE!!!!

Fucking Rusev, how dare you be so cute, you need to stop it.  Stahp.  Pls.  Let me have some peace you big brute.

Seriously though, I really dig Benjamin and Gable.  I’m looking forward to see where they go.  They’ve got serious potential, and some good chemistry from what I’ve see so far.

Ah, omg, Chad looked so confused, why are they chanting U...S-A against him, he went to the Olympics for America, he’s an all American hero.

..619...  When is Rey coming back?  I miss Rey Mysterio.  I miss him so much.  I remember hearing rumors, and they did that piece on him on the Network, so surely?  Please?  I miss him so much.

Oh no!  What happened to Fluffy’s doggo?  I hope it’s okay!  The Cone of Shame suuuuuuuucks.

l really wanna see Sonya go up against someone like Nia, who has an obvious power advantage over her.  See her try and overcome with her submissions, and see what she comes up with when the other woman can, at least at first, just power their way out of them.  Would she give up early on and resort to cheating?  Or would she just keep beating away until she tires the other woman out?  I can see her being the second type.  One of those heels that has their own Code they stick to, you know?  Lines they won’t cross.  She might gang up on you, but she won’t smack you in the back with a chair.  That’d actually be cool, if she was the first one to back out of Absolution, because Paige and Mandy were willing to stoop to levels that Sonya just refuses to.  Probably overthinking things tho.

Oh, a heel win.  Rare.  Was Paige singing with her theme for a second there?  Cute.

ATAT Ahahaha!  Love those!  Aaaaand I’m gonna cry every time I see Princess Leia.  Great.  Fantastic.  That’s cool.

Hey look, the first real boos of the evening, and they’re directed at Jinder and KO and Sami- well some boos for Kevin and Sami.  Seeing a couple cheering for them.

Yeah, dude, I understand, Randy does have a great theme.  God, he looks so bored, tho.  Somebody let him go heel already.  He’s so weird as a face.

Oh my god, look how happy those boys were to get to hold Shinsuke, they’re so pumped, ehehee.

And here come m’boy.  Love seeing him tag with Nakamura, but you know what I’d like to see even moooooooore....?  Him fighting Nakamura.  Give me that Feud.  Give it to me nooooow.

Guys you can’t chant for an RKO, it has to come outta nowhere.

Another singles match I’d love to see?  Sami and Shinsuke.  I mean, I know I’ve seen it already, but I would be more than happy to see it again on like, a bi-monthly basis.

My poor Singh bros.

Yaaaas, Zayn Nakamura~

 Sami is such a beautiful seller.  It’s honestly a gift.  An underappreciated art.  Whatta man.

Shinsuke dancing to AJ’s theme.  That, too, is a gift.

Good show! Good crowd.  Good shit, man, good shit.