#and born to be a girlkisser actually

[luthqrs]

"Looks like I'm in the very nick then... ker-flamin'-ching! Enter Chrimbo drinks fairy!" CARLA CONNOR in CORONATION STREET ↝ 01.12.2006

[uncreative-bxstard]

Ok okay you asked for it. YFM genderbend lore time.

I’m filling in gaps, I’m making shit up, it’s gonna be a good time. Trust.

So, what changes?

Of course, the genders are BENT. For future reference, Pom Pom is the female Puff Puff and Amy is the female Axel. The other two it's pretty obvious.

Also, there’s more tiddie jokes. Wish I was kidding but the girls mostly retain the characterization of their actual counterparts so they’re super immature (gen 2 specifically. Not only because that’s the gen I prefer drawing but also I don’t think I could handle gen 1.5 Puff as a girl.)

All those songs about women? The ones I can’t think of good male versions of (Booty Store and Stalkin Your Mom) have been kept the same. Pom Pom SAYS it’s because she thinks it’s funny for “straight girls” to objectify women but I think we all know the truth here. Pom doesn’t want to admit she’s a girlkisser but she likes to smack Jae, Ben, and Amy on the asses when she holds the door open (one of them enjoys it. Seriously, guess who.)

I’ve tried filling in the gaps so we can have lore instead of whatever the fuck can be scraped off of YFM fanon wikis.

There’s no real shipping but I hope you know I drew yuri of this au in my biology notebook and almost turned it in.

And also I’ve tried to zap EVERY character with the gender ray. Cracks knuckles. Here we go.

Main band lore

Pom spent the first few years of her life raised by both parents. Her dad was a neglectful druggie and her mom was physically and verbally abusive. Said parents argued all the time. They split up and Pom went with her dad, who got a new wife who already had a daughter (as in, genderbends of Puff’s offhandedly mentioned stepdad and brother in Santa Hates Poor Kids. Retconned in Trauma Song.). Child services sent her to live with her PeePaw by the time she was like 8 (A baby mispronounces a word ONE time and you get stuck with the most fuckass name on the planet…) and that was the probably the best thing to do.

School sucked too. Pom was seen as an outcast. If you ask Pom about it, she has no idea why. Luckily outcasts attract outcasts. That’s how she met DeeJae (whose vague backstory I’m leaving pretty much the same) and Benatar. (Just so you know Benatar was the name of a female singer. I don’t see it worthwhile to feminize it.) What did the three of them have in common? They liked music, space, and were kinda weird and immature. Best friends. Band kids. They met Amy (Axel) at a jazz festival (she went to a different school). They hit it off. They wanted to give this band thing a shot. They collectively went “hm… aliens…”, YFM was born, and the rest is history.

Side characters

Dig Ol Bick

It was high school prom, he had a packer incident, and Pom was horny enough to take him anyway. He found her loser failwoman qualities endearing. A few times. Turns out the girl willing to make out to a horror movie isn’t a great girlfriend. Oh well, they’re on civil terms.

Michelle “Wax” Jones

The story here is Pom Pom watched her on YouTube, was like “whoa cool”, invited her out to the club with DeeJae, they made a few songs together and actually became good friends.

Brooke/Ms. Douchebag

The whole grudge against her is because she was one of the people who teased Pom, Jae, and Ben in school (and also she dated Ben’s crush). She’s not entirely aware of this though, she thinks YFM are her friends.

Vidalia

Amy’s stupid hawk. Basically the same as Axel’s stupid hawk, just female. Pom likes making hawk tuah jokes about her.

Wanda

YFM’s #1 fan. Pom Pom Humbert was her lesbian awakening (Pom got the tat of her face removed). If you say she’s a fake nerd, you’re dumb enough to invite the nerd rage. Still works at that diner.

DeeJoe

Jae and Joe were effectively raised together, their parents were very close siblings. Him and Pom still hooked up (YFMTS episode 9). Jae thinks bringing him over is a bad idea, so they mostly communicate via Skype.

Shitty G

Met Pom Pom and Benatar at a truck stop in Eastern Tennessee and gave them inspiration through her utter trailer-trashiness. Moved out of Tennessee to whatever state YFM live in and ended up working at the same Applebee’s. Small world.

Elliot (Friend Zone Boy)

He needs a name, chat. I did my best. Ben still hangs out with him even though he’s kinda mean. NOT a zombie. There just happens to be a lot of cutecore pink-haired boy zombies.

Steven the Demon

Pom Pom’s sleep paralysis demon. Probably. Actually, we don’t know where he comes from. The Upside Downs is either a form of gaslighting or Pom and Jae’s side project so they could evade the eyes of the label.

Alright chat I think that’s everyone. If you want random little tidbits, go ahead and ask. I am bored out of my mind.

[jiminjeonging]

https://x.com/foraespa1117/status/1858523137882697836?t=f6XS0iGlCqY9h_y3ACpmZw&s=19

Anti jmjers will try to say anything to justify that she isn't a girlkisser (a mj kisser mainly) but seriously with this info now no one can convince me that she didn't have a crush on mj when they were trainees (and is probably madly in love with her now) like srsly you really can't deny it like even ex trainees saw how infatuated she was specifically with mj like she has had a crush since the day she met her HELL SHE PROBABLY HAD A CRUSH ON MJ FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN 😭😭😭

like mj was her ideal type before they even met, she was the person she searched for yearssss, jm doesnt even care if they arent actually soulmates she will defy the odds so they can stay together forever its so serioussss!!!!

[boxdstars]

Hey there! I'm here to ask 🎂, 😵‍💫 and 🚬 for the coolest girlkisser ever Mara 😤

YAYYY thank you for the ask bby!

October 1st, 1874! I wanted her to have a memorable birthday, and with her being a werewolf it was fitting to make it the spooky month. Mostly, it was just vibes baby! Though I think she's supposed to be born in '75.. but i'm going to chalk it up to her being a transfer student that keeps the dates a little off.

As a teenager, Mara is rambunctious and rule breaking. Picture the typical dumb drunk teenager and yep, that's Amara Ambrose for ya. As an adult she partakes often, and is more of a heavyweight. Liquor mostly serves to take the edge off, so on a surface level she's hardly any different. Take her out drinking though.. and that wild ass extrovert comes right back out swinging.

Bad. Like actually so bad. Mental health at an all time low. But it's totally fine. Please just drown yourself in dueling and work and everything will turn out fine. She's a chronic smoker, as par for the course of the era. Has a terrible penchant to manipulate, generally keeps things bottled up with no regard for her own safety and state of mind, and can be prone to outbursts. It all gets worse with age and with the exponential stress :(