#and been mommy-issue versed enough to make fun of olivia with francis
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the fictional character that would have solved bunny's murder the fastest would unequivocally have been camille preaker from sharp objects, between being an unhinged missouri incestuous lesbian whose mother and sister are serial killers that is an alcoholic with a personality disorder and a knack for writing, she would have been fucking someone in the greek class hard enough to crack methinks
#camille would have UNDENIABLY been hooking up with charles in a gay way#and seen camilla as a weirdo version of amma and marian <3#and spoken to henry about st lou's#and laughed at richard#and been mommy-issue versed enough to make fun of olivia with francis#but would have PULLED THE FUCK OUT WHEN FINDING OUT ABT THE MURDER#my queen#the secret history#sharp objects
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