#and be a step mom to his children they're so freaking adorable and sweet

[wilder-fangirl]

i really only have 2 modes: longing for a man and buying stuff online and i am about to order some things so that i don't text this man who is clearly not interested in me in the same way i'm interested in him

[moistmailman]

Toddler RWBYJNR part 3

Pyrrha, nasally: Guys, I'm alright. I promise.

Ruby, frantically: NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE SICK!

Pyrrha: Everyone gets sick every once in a while, sweetheart. So there's no reason to freak out.

Yang: Not you though! You aren't supposed to get sick! You're Pyrrha!

Pyrrha, chuckling: And what is that supposed to mean?

Blake: You're too nice to get sick!

Pyrrha: What?

Weiss: Yeah! It's not fair that you're sick! You don't deserve it!

Pyrrha, smiling: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you children, but even I have the capability to get sick once in a while.

Nora: WELL THAT BULLSHIT!

Pyrrha, sternly: Nora, language.

Nora: Sorry.

Ruby: W-well maybe we can help!

Pyrrha: That's sweet of you, but I'm perfectly fine on my own. You don't need to worry about me.

Ruby: But we want to help!

Yang: Yeah, we don't mind!

Blake: We could make you soup!

Yang: Yeah! We can all make soup for you!

Pyrrha: Soup? Do any of you guys even know how to start a stove though?

Yang: Well uh....no, but we can learn!

Ruby: Yeah! How hard can it be?

Weiss: What kind of soup would you like, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha, giggling softly: You don't have to make me soup, kids.

Ruby: But we want to!

Blake: It wont be an issue to us, promise!

Yang: Anything for you, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha, giggling: Well, I don't think you guys will be able to reach a stove in the first place.

Ruby, dejected: Oh.........w-well we can help you with something else! W-we could....get your homework from your classes!

Pyrrha: That's kind, but again you don't need to do that. I can afford missing one day of class. So I won't lag behind too much. It would be nic to relax for the day too.

Yang: Okay then well.....OH, we could huddle against to so you'll be warmer!

Pyrrha: Yeah, but wouldn't you guys get sick then, since I'm currently sick?

Yang: Oh yeah, I didn't think about that.

Weiss: Oh! We can read you stories so you won't be bored, since you're too sick to leave the room!

Ruby: OH, yeah! We could do that! My mom used to do that for me whenever I was sick, and I loved it!

Pyrrha, raising an eyebrow: Do any of you guys know how to read though?

RWYNR, awkwardly:...............

Blake: I do!

Pyrrha: You do?

Blake: Yeah! I could read you books! We'll just have to go to the library to get some!

Yang: Yeah, we can do that!

Ruby: That sounds like a fantastic idea!

Ren: What kinda books would you like?

Weiss: Would you like that, Pyrrha?

Nora: Yeah! Would ya!?

Pyrrha, smiling: Please, you're suffecating me right now. One at a time.

RWBYNR: Sorry.

Pyrrha: Its okay, and I would love for you to read to me Blake. It will be nice to have some company during my sickness. I could probably try to teach the rest of you the beginning steps of reading too. Just get any type of books that are in your reading level, Blake.

Blake, nodding: Okay.

Ruby: Great! Let's go get the books guys! *RWBYNR excitely rushes out of the room*

Pyrrha, softly giggling to herself: Those kids, I swear.

*Pyrrha turns to see that Jaune was still in the room*

Pyrrha, tilting her head: Jaune sweetie? What are you still doing in here?

Jaune, tearfully: No reason.

Pyrrha: Hey sweetie, why are you crying?

Jaune, tearfully: Because I'm the reason why you're sick!

Pyrrha, hugging Jaune: Hey dont say that. That's not true.

Jaune, hiding his face into her chest: Yes it is! I was sick last week, so you were forced to take care of me! I got you sick! It's all my fault! I'm sorry!

Pyrrha: Hey, apologizing for things is my thing. So quite it. And stop blaming yourself. This is not your fault.

Jaune, sniffing: Really? Are you sure?

Pyrrha, smiling: Yes, I'm positive. Now wipe those tears from your eyes and let me see that adorable smile.

Jaune:

Pyrrha: Come on, let me see you smile. I find it extremely cute. Can you do it? For me? Please?

Jaune, sniffing: Okay, I'll try. *Wipes his tears and attempts to smile at Pyrrha* Like this?

Pyrrha, smiling: Perfect. *Ruffles his hair* There's the Jaune I know. Now go with the other to pick out some books for me, okay?

Jaune, smiling: Okay! *Rushes out fo the room*

Pyrrha, smiling: Oh, they're so precious. I swear.