#and bard just sighs long sufferingly and is like whatever as long as we're repeating last night it's cool wit me ig
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ok so we know the gigolas "legolas has sex with gimli so they're married by elf standards but gimli doesn't know" trope but what if his dad did it first
thranduil: *leaving bard's chambers, with a well fucked dopey look on his face*
legolas: omg ada! you married the dragon slayer?!?!
bard: uh he what
#oh yes bard you're the king of dale AND the consort of the woodland realm#and bard just sighs long sufferingly and is like whatever as long as we're repeating last night it's cool wit me ig#and legolas is like that couldn't be me haha#gigolas#barduil#the hobbit#lotr#smoking old toby
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