#and b) bc ive made jokes in the past about turning him gay. apparently thats not funny. god forbid my nephew turns out gay. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

captainimprobable · 2 months ago

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hey so my family is actually, literally scared of me infecting my five month old nephew with the Gay Agenda. Which. Is so funny. "We're not worried you're gonna turn him gay! We just think that there are certain things you need to ask the parents about first before talking to the kid about it" oh shit. sorry. lemme just ask my brother if it's cool I mention literally anything about my life to his BABY SON.

#its so baffling bc my family has been cosplaying accepting people #like. they are so cool with me being gay. but i guess thats as far as it extends??????#btw this is all bc a) i told THE BABY id take him to a pride parade when he was older #and everyone acted like i had suggested sacrificing him to the devil #and b) bc ive made jokes in the past about turning him gay. apparently thats not funny. god forbid my nephew turns out gay.#i am. so incredibly baffled that every single family member is acting like this is ok. and that im crazy.#and theyre always asking why i was afraid to come out to them all those years ago #well! you see-#jaytp

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