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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
#spilled ink#warm up#“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol#btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can#run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her#but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like.#ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone!#like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate''#we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!
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based on this post
#yes posting this again. this is fourth time actually#*the fourth -_-#first time it was in a reblog. then i posted it separately but it refused to appear in tags#i tried again but tumblr ate my post and chocked on it so badly that it broke and i had to reinstall it…#hopefully it works now?..#my art#mumbo jumbo#docm77#iskall85#grian#geminitay#hermitcraft
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All I'm getting from you is
c o l o r s
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#spn#spn fanart#supernatural#supernatural fanart#castiel#cat spirals tag#soup of the day#i will not lie lads. i feel like i fuckin ate with this one#i rly like it
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fire cannot kill a dragon BITCH
#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones#asoiaf#got#mine.png#i have no clue what dany era this is i just wanted to see if i could get down how i think book dany looks just like. in general#results are inconclusive#also ive been doing like exclusively multimedia w either sketching or doing full colored pencil first and then taking a picture#on portrait mode ☝🏻#and finishing the rest in procreate so if things look weird thats like#why#im figuring stuff out lmao#and like! where ae the highlights on her coming from?? idk but surely not that fire#daenerys targaryen#adding tags bc my tags are my safe space and if ur reading them then. ur in this with me i locked the door i secured the chains..#just realized that lowkey with how daenerys is described as being just like#ethereally pretty as per the targ pretty gene#i sort of picture her face as like#one of those insanely pretty girls u see on tiktok and they just like naturally have a disney princess face#no makeup bc their skin is perfect and their lashes are naturally super thick and long#thats dany to me#this face ate an entire raw horse heart <3
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SAVE ME, IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DIE
#a.b.a#guilty gear#aba guilty gear#abacelsus#paraba#ggst#ABA NATION...RISE AGAIN#you guys really ate my last post up so heres another#surprise! ALL of my art is this unpolished! <3#art#i read all the tags btw i love you gys#btw love abuser - royal&serpent. abacelsus
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man loves his takoyaki
#I LOVE REIGEN'S STAGE PLAY ACTOR FR HE'S SO GOOFY#i recently watched it so it is stuck in my head ouugghh#I'll probably redraw more bits from the stageplay bc i love it a lot#also im trying out a new brush i hope it looks good#anyways heres the normal tags#mp100#reigen arataka#arataka reigen#shigeo kageyama#kageyama shigeo#mp100 fanart#mob psycho 100#comic#illustration#artists on tumblr#art#mi art stuff#i love takoyaki so much too one time i ate like 12 of it
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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.
#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort#Anyway#I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever#THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh#hl2vrai#hlvrai#tommy coolatta#should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag#whatever.#hlvrai 2#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai tommy#If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up#TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon#Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases#but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE#this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god#wgatever. What the fuck ever#EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK
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#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#dylan o'brien#tv show gifs#( * mine )#grace tag#soph tag#since you guys ate up the last hurt!stiles gifset
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no reason for angel to have his own show seven hundred thousand reasons for drusilla to have her own show
#i dont care about this mannnn im just warching for darla and cordelia and gunn#btvs#is there a tag for being anti ATS
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deranged
#he really just ate that thing raw. unseasoned#dungeon meshi#long post#should i be tagging these as spoilers idk
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at the aquarium
#my art#pixel#imagine glow in the dark whalesharks#i put too much soy sauce in my fried noodles i feel sick#the finch tag experience is mostly just me talking about what food i just ate
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literally him
#cat king#lukas gage#god how do i tag this#literally ate it up#dead boy detectives#his name was thomas???????#dbda textposts
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sketches doodles useless thingies
sorry guys I'm dead summer finally killed me so baii 😁
#ninjago#ninjago fanart#lego ninjago#spinjitzu brothers#ninjago wu#ninjago garmadon#young garmadon#ninjago morro#morro wu#<- Idk how to draw him#ninjago euphrasia#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#there's so much tags...#if u think that spinbros thing is a li'l bit ooc.#u're right actually#I just thought it's silly#ughh I want to talk sm I just don't feel like shitting under images#got your nose!! I ate all of 'em bcuz Im lazy#it's not like I have to post masterpiece everytime. it's just that I feel kinda shitty when all I have is doodles about nothing#y'know#goddess my handwriting is so messed up#I was really sleepy and all I have is my finger sorry guys#bred's art
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Alecto offered to help our quest if I gave you up to her. What did you say? I killed her sister. Medusa offered to help me save my mom if I turned in the two of you. What did you say? I cut off her head.
#percy jackson show#percy jackson spoilers#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#annabeth chase#percy jackson#percabeth#percy jackon and the olympians#sure i'll use the misspelled trending tag why not#my edit#my gifset#mine#episode 3 was so fun you guys#medusa's actress fucking ATE this episode I loved her#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god#I would have been turned to stone I am weak
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Saw the pinned post, shooting my shot, if it dont hit then thats fine, just know that your art is epic, love it be proud of it, hope you have a great day/night! 👍
Now- for the shot. May i ask for some Pissa (deathduo) food pls 👉👈
PISSERS RISE UP
TYSM DUDE THATS RLY SWEET HJDVDVJ
#YOURE ART IS ALSO SO SICK ??#pisstoberis a really funny tag you ate w that SHDVDFHVKD#did this rly quick but they mean soooooooooo much to me#my everything. my sweet cheeses.#qsmp#qsmp fanart#missasinfonia#q missa#qsmp missa#missasinfonia fanart#philza#q philza#qsmp philza#philza fanart#my art
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Swag
I LOVE ACRYLIC MARKERS 💥💥💥💥💥💥
Babiets 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋
Ello Disco nation
She is so me omg
#art#fanart#artwork#htf fanart#cw htf#happy tree friends fanart#happytreefriends#happy tree friends#htf#htf nutty#htf cuddles#htf disco bear#htf mime#htf flaky#theres so many tags lmao#babababababa#I ate icecream today
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