#and asking mace and yoda 'sooo did skywalker told an embarrassing story at my funeral or something else'

[obiwanobi]

Thinking about the jedi but enemies au and the deception arc and obi wan comes back and is all "oh sorry to disappoint, im actually alive" and anakin who has been going through hell and thought obi wan knew he cared and thought they were on the same page takes a step back and mentally recalibrates and is like "oh, okay, violence it is then". And eventually obi wan confronts him about why he's being such an asshole and anakin snaps something about "I thought this meant something to you, I was going to tell you I loved you dammit" and storms off as obi wan now in a state of shock realizes he may have miscalculated.

yes to all of that👌

they never talked about it (because god forbid these two acknowledge any feelings other than annoyance) but Anakin was certain that despite their arguments Obi-Wan knew. Knew they have whatever this is between them, an undefinable relationship but still something special, you know?

And then Obi-Wan does this to him, Anakin Skywalker, specifically, and dares to come back and acts like it was no big deal? The AUDACITY of this man, Obi-Wan is lucky Anakin didn't deck him the second he was in the temple and now he is DEAD to him and he will only get 1) violence 2) death stares 3) insults reported by Ahsoka who's mortified that she has to be the messenger between them

But Obi-Wan keeps trying to get to Anakin anyway and they become the angry divorced couple who makes a scene everywhere they go so they get banned from the dining hall, and then the archives, and then the training rooms before Anakin dramatically admits he loved him in a fit of rage, and half of the room gasps like it's the best plot twist in holoshow history while Obi-Wan's brain makes the aol dial up sound