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[astralkilljoy]

the band/chorus trip of hell

so for six days the band and chorus kids went on a road trip to cleveland niagara falls and toronto and oH M y Go D it was insANE and yeah this is gonna be a long post so I’m adding a read more to save y'all the trouble

warning: some of this stuff may be a bit nsfw

Day 1 - 12 fucking hours with these people on a bus to cleveland with terrible wifi - I was stuck in the very back with the rest of the seniors with no outlets - this guy W took a pad and stuck it over his eyes and we all joked about “eyepad” - someone brought a two liter bottle of dr pepper and some of it spilled so W suggested we clean it with the pad because it was very absorbent - we all shared the dr pepper just drinking straight out of the bottle - idk if I heard correctly but I think there was something about deepthroating a tampon? I was half asleep ok - niamh broke a vending machine at a rest stop in pennsylvania - when we arrived at the hotel we all went to the pool - there was also a hot tub - this sign said only six people could be in there at a time but we’re music kids and we don’t listen to anything so there was at least ten to fifteen of us at some point - these two guys Z and D started groping each other even though D has a girlfriend

Night 1 - I roomed with niamh @save-the-squirrels and two sophomores becca @theamazingphanologists and H - which was very interesting - when I went to fill this container with ice I ran into at least five people with face masks - niamh started talking about how waluigi’s “wah” was hilarious and I suggested she play a video of him saying that - so niamh found a ten hour video and started playing it while H was in the shower - H walked out to me becca and niamh crying of laughter from this video - next thing you know waluigi is apparently haunting our room thanks to H and we were all saying “wah” - for the rest of this trip the entire group would be saying “wah” - when we went to bed niamh wanted to sleep but H didn’t so she took out the ironing board and then tried to put it back into the closet open - H and becca had the bed in front of the mirror and H freaked out because she didn’t want to look at herself and thought waluigi was haunting the mirror so she and becca attempted to cover the it with towels - that didn’t work out so she took the book of mormon from the drawer and put it on top of the mirror and put the bible on top of her bed’s headboard

- niamh announced lights out but our beds had light things so i turned mine on and moved it so it was facing the wall and niamh becca and H started doing hand puppets - “I just want some sleep” - niamh - I’m pretty sure our neighbors hated us already

Day 2 - there were more than fifteen people in the hot tub this time - “who wants to throw down in the denny’s parking lot?” - niamh - THESE CUPS AT DENNY’S

- we saw the cleveland orchestra and you either loved or hated the second piece - we ate lunch after at the jolly scholar and Z made us walk in a giant circle to get there not because he didn’t know where he was going - he knew what he was doing - but because he just wanted to annoy us - we all went to this italian restaurant called buca di beppo for dinner and bOY was that interesting - the walls were full of photographs and many were um… interesting - one table we passed by had a giant pope bust in the middle - the food was inedible - no really the chicken parm was pretty much store bought frozen chicken with slices of melted cheese on top and the spaghetti idek how to describe it but I wanna see gordon ramsay try that food - the fettuccine wasn’t that bad and they gave us chocolate chip cookies afterwards though - apparently the men’s bathroom had this interesting picture so we sent one of the freshmen to confirm it

- this fucking mural

  - this

- “I hate your nipples. put that nipple away” - niamh

Night 2 - the “wahs” continued back in our room - so yeah while I was showering the people next door were apparently fucking and becca niamh and H could hear them - according to becca they fucked again after niamh and I fell asleep - also I apparently moan in my sleep?

Day 3 - we had competitions before going to cedar point - after the competition a sacrifice circle formed while we waited to get on the bus - it started raining in the afternoon and oh my god - the awards were under a pavilion but we were all cold and wet and grumpy - they were playing music like party in the usa and call me maybe and everyone was having a jam session before the awards - the band won first in our division and chorus second - half of us went back on the bus and the other half stayed in the park for another two hours - our band director stayed on the bus and I feel like she regretted that - it was interesting - this girl R started telling us stories of shitting herself… - the band director came to the back and listened to a few before just giving up on us and went back to the front - “i don’t know if you can vape alcohol” - niamh

Day 4 - “waluigi is not eating snickers” - niamh - we went to this restaurant called eat n park for breakfast and we found out that hashbrowns are called tater cakes in the midwest and we all lost our shit about it - one of the waitresses asked us where we were from and someone said boston and the way the waitress pronounced boston also made us lose our shit - “this rest stop is depression” - niamh - it rained so much when we went to niagara falls - like we ended up only doing maid of the mist and not cave of the winds - R can religiously marry people so becca and H 2.0 got married in line for the boat - we went to these weird gift shops where I ended up getting a stuffed cat and we saw this  

- there was also a broken gumball machine in one store that still gave us gumballs

Night 4 - oH MY G oD - we are 99% sure that our hotel floor was haunted - like the ghost of waluigi followed us to canada - one of the boys’ rooms had a tv that randomly turned on and went to static (I think it was my brother’s room?) - becca was taking pictures of our room with the flash on and this happened (look in the mirror, and yes it was taken with flash) 

- apparently people from other floors like to come to this one and roam around before going back to their rooms - there was a bible in our room again and once again it was put over H’s bed - the baTHROOM FLOORS WERE HEATED - H bought this weird snowman/chicken hybrid stuffed animal for someone? she thought it was a chicken and me becca and niamh just died laughing  - I took a shower and I walked out to niamh and H talking in russian accents and at that point I was about to lose my mind - *in russian accent* “we are going to drink maple syrup for breakfast… probably” - niamh

Day 5 - we woke up to the snowman/chicken thing on the window even though it was on top of the tv the night before and no one knows how it got there - we speculated that waluigi moved it

- “I pledge allegiance to the flag-” - W “ what the fuck W we are in canada” - niamh

-we did a photo contest at the aquarium -becca and H 2.0 got married twice again at the aquarium - the entIRE BACK OF THE BUS WOULD NOT STOP WITH THE RUSSIAN ACCENTS -it was constant “oh nos” and “what fucks” and “shut your fucks” and I was actually going to lose my mind - “in russia there is no ___ there is only child labor”

Night 5 - jesus fucking christ - once again I get out of the shower and I see becca niamh and H doing weird shit - aka summoning the ghost of waluigi with a walu-ouija board made from a hotel notepad and fruit loops 

- one of the chaperones doing check ins walked in on the summoning - after we were taped in we got a call that was completely silent except for some breathing and H freaked out - we got a few more that had the ten hour waluigi video playing and H was convinced that the summoning actually worked and waluigi was calling - we basically went on a manhunt accusing every person we could think of and it wasn’t until the next day that we found out who it was

Day 6 - I had to sit on the bus for long periods of time on the way home again - a tire popped or something on the chaperone van so we had to sit in the perkin’s parking lot until they got a rental - there was a lot of leg massaging between W and Z - the back of the bu went fucking overboard with the russian accents oh my god - I really was going to lose it - we kept asking around about the waluigi calls until C finally spoke up and said she and R were doing it - semen allergies apparently - “do not use nair on your genitals” - niamh - “if I ever have to eat a golden corral agaiin I’m gonna punch myself in the face” - niamh

tldr: everyone was fucking crazy and obsessed with waluigi and russia and I was about to lose my mind dealing with these people