#and also your stepmom resurrected the first four presidents. also like 80% of the world's known corpse population has been resurrected. but
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the concept of orochimaru and sakumo having been a thing is so funny to me, especially from kakashi's perspective. imagine your government-assigned babysitting charge runs away to go live with an evil scientist war criminal. who is also your stepmom. you speak of this to no one
#naruto#naruto shippuden#hatake sakumo#hatake kakashi#orochimaru#sakuoro#orosaku#within three years you're the president and both you and your stepmom have died and come back#and also your stepmom resurrected the first four presidents. also like 80% of the world's known corpse population has been resurrected. but#sakura: lord hokage are we planning on doing something about orochimaru#kakashi: ok so. hm. i may have a slight conflict of interest here#sakura: well yeah i mean sasuke-kun-#kakashi: orochimaru is legally my mom#sakura: excuse me.#kakashi: you're excuse. also i'm putting sasuke in jail for hurting my feelings#naruto: sensei that's an abuse of power#kakashi: hurry up and become hokage then i don't even want to be here
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