#and also your stepmom resurrected the first four presidents. also like 80% of the world's known corpse population has been resurrected. but | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

evilkitten3 · 11 months

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the concept of orochimaru and sakumo having been a thing is so funny to me, especially from kakashi's perspective. imagine your government-assigned babysitting charge runs away to go live with an evil scientist war criminal. who is also your stepmom. you speak of this to no one

#naruto #naruto shippuden #hatake sakumo #hatake kakashi #orochimaru #sakuoro #orosaku #within three years you're the president and both you and your stepmom have died and come back #and also your stepmom resurrected the first four presidents. also like 80% of the world's known corpse population has been resurrected. but #sakura: lord hokage are we planning on doing something about orochimaru #kakashi: ok so. hm. i may have a slight conflict of interest here #sakura: well yeah i mean sasuke-kun-#kakashi: orochimaru is legally my mom #sakura: excuse me.#kakashi: you're excuse. also i'm putting sasuke in jail for hurting my feelings #naruto: sensei that's an abuse of power #kakashi: hurry up and become hokage then i don't even want to be here

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