#and also this is like. not so much a political thing as it is amemiya’s kink to fuck straight guy hole

[warriorfujoshi]

wait you're telling me those burly men were making each other cum in a bromantic fashion

SUPPOSEDLY YES !?

from what I’ve seen of the devs’ official twitter, the game’s director amemiya is genuinely feral for the idea of straight guys bottoming.

but the way I interpret amemiya’s insistence that they’re straight is that the burly men believed they were straight before, and had their gay awakenings upon getting to know the protagonist 🤷‍♂️🤷🤷‍♀️ bc besides the sex stuff there’s a whole lot of other things in this game and I don’t straight men are doing All That for each other

[tokumusume]

tokumusume’s list of best and worst movies and dramas watched in 2019:

There’s a new category this year. Inspired by kpopalypse, welcome the Honorable Mentions! Movies that weren’t exactly bad but also weren’t good. Movies and dramas are qualified to enter if I watched them for the first time this year, not that they were released this year. Click on ‘keep reading’~~

Best Movies:

1.      Parasite

Another masterpiece from the director of Snowpiercer (let’s pretend Okja never existed). A poor family con their way to a rich household. Choi Woo-Shik from The Witch (see below) is the eldest son and mastermind, fabulous as always. Definitely the best movie of this year. For me, movie of the decade.

2.      The Witch Part 1 The Subversion

This movie is amazing, hard to describe without spoilers. A perfect mix of Stranger Things and Hanna. Choi Woo-Shik can come to my house and kick my ass anytime. I can’t wait for part two.

3.      Death Trance

Visually stunning, kinda like Amemiya Keita’s style in early Garo or Mad Max. I wish the movie was longer and the characters were better fleshed out, Ryuen the monk and the little girl had so much potential... The most interesting thing about this movie is how sexualized the main male character is compared to the female ones, and apparently, the swords were designed to look like veiny penises (can’t find a source for this info), and yes, they do look like veiny penises. The final showdown is heavy with sexual energy. Have I already said that Ryuen deserved better? #RyuenRights

4.      Gintama 2: Rules are made to be broken

The barber shop scene is a fucking cinematic masterpiece. I never laughed so much like I did with this movie. The way it doesn’t take itself seriously, the meta jokes, everything is perfect. Even better than the first one.

5.      Kingdom

While I think that some fight scenes were way too long (like the bamboo forest one), the dynamics between Shin and Hyou/Eisei were highly entertaining, at least in my shipper eyes. I like that (SPOILER) the King of the Mountain People is a woman and not once they try to call her Queen. She is a King. Hashimoto Kanna is adorable as a Ten, Kanata Hongo does a great job as Eisei’s psycho brother, Sakaguchi Tak waves his sword around, the usual stuff but with added layers of dirt and sweat.

6.      Bravestorm

A movie I lovingly call “Japanese Pacific Rim”. Full of Kamen Rider stars (Hino Eiji! Misuzawa Haruka! That girl from Heisei Generations, the one with a sword! She has a sword in this as well!) and giant robots (god, I love giant robots!), I waited so much for this movie and it exceeded my expectations. I just wish I could’ve watched in theaters, it had a limited showing in my country.

7.      Twelve Suicidal Children

What begins as a murder mystery ends with a twist you won’t see coming. All of the actors are amazing, but special mention to Sugisaki Hana and that guy from that one boy group I forgot the name but can’t be bothered to Google.

8.      Gakkou Gurashi

Four girls and their teacher try to survive the zombie apocalypse trapped inside the school. This one destroyed me for days.

9.      Forest of Love

I’ve watched some Sono Sion movies but nothing prepared me for this. Be aware of extremely gory sequences and sensitive topics. Hinami Kyoko is so amazing as blue-haired, punk girl crush Taeko that I totally didn’t notice she was AkibaBlue in Akibaranger.

10.  The Host

After watching Parasite I decided to go on a Bong Joon Ho binge and watched this horror movie. Not as good as Snowpiercer and Parasite in my opinion but heart-wrenching nevertheless. The little girl is the star of the movie.

11.  The Hungry Lion

A story about the dangers of social media and slut-shaming. I want to punch Mizuishi Atom in the face.

12.  Cromartie High

A little absurd comedy about yakuza-style high school boys (played by middle-aged men lol) forming a club to battle aliens summoned by themselves just because. It made me laugh like a child. A hidden gem.

Honorable Mentions:

1.      River’s Edge

Depressing as fuck. Warning: the cats die. It’s not graphic but it’s traumatizing. Yoshizawa Ryo is a gay boy who sleeps with old men for money. There’s a graphic sex scene (not Yoshizawa, sadly) where my only thought was “That thing is gonna get stuck in there! Use a condom!” Can’t remember much from it except for these three scenes.

2.      The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

Yamazaki Kento has the acting chops of a dead fish but it comes handy for playing a teen with psychic abilities and zero social skills. Hashimoto Kanna is one of the prettiest girls in Japan. Yoshizawa Ryo with white and blueish hair looks more like Sakata Gintoki than Oguri Shun in the Gintama live action. The end is a huge let down but the fun ride is worth it.

3.      Ano ko no, Toriko

Congratulations to Yoshizawa Ryo, he has FIVE movies in my list of favorite movies this year! This is to make up for crowning GIVER as the biggest waste of time of 2018, this list is totally not biased, lol. “Ano ko” could be just another romance movie but the (very) little insight into how the entertainment industry works and not focusing on school life made me love it. Poor Sugino Yosuke being left behind again, when will this boy get the main girl?

4.      Monstrum

It doesn’t reinvent the wheel but it’s pleasant enough to fill a rainy afternoon with a lot of blood and spilled guts. Hyeri of Girl’s Day is the heroine and Choi Woo Shik is the commander she falls in love with.

5.      Weirdo Go

I confess I watched this one just to see Ji Li (aka my snake son Nie Huaisang) dressed as a woman but it was enjoyable and not that problematic.

6.      Real - Kanzen Naru Kubinagaryu no Hi

Directed by the same guy that did “Creepy” and “Before we vanish”, there are lots of twists you won’t see coming. And a dinosaur. A fucking dinosaur.

7.      Tomodachi Game: The Final

The movie loses its focus halfway through then picks up again minutes before ending. Yoshizawa Ryo delivers again as the sadistic Yuuichi, much like his role in Gintama. The plot twists are the star of the movie.

8.     The Living Dead

Sorry Wen Ning. I saw the plot twist coming in the first 30 minutes of the movie, not very smart of the writer. His personality did a 180° turn for worse and I’ll demote the movie to an honorable mention for it. Gao Han is cute though, I would like to see him as a better character.

9.      Backstreet Girls

Some recycled scenes from the drama to situate the viewers, a completely new story for the movie, it is certainly funny and enjoyable, if you can get past the forced gender reassignment surgery background and transphobic jokes (you shouldn’t get past it btw). I like the soundtrack.

Best Dramas:

1.      The Untamed

Do I need to say more?

2.      The Tale of Nokdu

This Korean romance had everything to be a mess but it wasn’t!!! *claps* I don’t hate the main female character and the whole palace politics actually kept me interested until the end. The complete shift of atmosphere mid-season was strange at first but ultimately very welcomed.

3.      The Naked Director

Netflix original Japanese content is amazing. This one is a look at the life of a legendary porn director in the late 80s, I learned a lot about the history of Japanese porn and censorship (yay pixels!) and went looking for his, erm, works. Very graphic, 69/10 don’t recommend watching with people in the house.

4.      Channel wa Sonomama!

I don’t remember it well but it’s about a news station and what is like to be a journalist and it was very interesting and funny.

5.      SCAMS

Forgettable. Sugino Yosuke with black hair cons old people via phone calls.

Worst Movies and Dramas:

1.      The cat in their arms

The cats spend 90% of the movie in human forms, and halfway through it they simply abandon the cats’ plot to show a fucking long montage of a weird guy painting a picture of a nude girl. It’s also super creepy to see a grown-up man acting like a cat, getting belly rubs and eating cat food from a bowl. Yoshizawa needs to choose his roles more wisely.

2.      Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun

A waste of Suda Masaki’s talent. Can Japan stop casting Tsuchiya Tao already?

3.      Samurai Marathon

Almost two hours of dirty men running through a forest. Maybe Japanese History experts will enjoy it, because I certainly didn’t.

4.      Lady Vengeance

While there are legit great moments, I didn’t find this “classic” to be anything special. The animal cruelty was too much for me.

5.      Hot Gimmick

This movie makes Bohemian Rhapsody’s editing look like a work of art. There are more flashing cuts than a T-ARA music video. I have no idea who likes who, who’s banging who, what even are they saying. Too much poetic shit for my like. I wanted to see Shimizu Hiroya naked. I was bamboozled.

6.      The Divine Fury

While some parts were interesting, at the end I still don’t know if the protagonist is possessed by a demon (if yes, then why would he help a priest destroy his friends?) or if he was blessed by God when his father died and talked to him (the glowing hand thing, why and how??). The exorcism parts are really, really scary, or maybe I’m just a chicken, but I had to avert my eyes. The best (only) part is that the protagonists are hot. Hello Woo Do-Hwan, you can sacrifice me to Satan any time…

[fury-ous]

My manga recommendations

bUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS MATES BECAUSE HERE’S AN EXTREMELY LONG LIST OF MY MANGA RECOMMENDATIONS FOR Y'ALL IF YOU’RE BORED OR IF YOU WANT TO OFFER YOUR SOUL UP TO ANOTHER FANDOM

Okay, let me go a bit more into detail. This manga recommendation list is full of manga that i really enjoy, but feel like is not very well known. There might also be some anime in here - yes i know, i said manga but, you know… Anyway, here we go.

* My opinion, but a caution to other emotional people like myself

“Reimei no Arcana” by Toma Rei - probably more well-known than I think, but it’s really good! Manga is a decent length, I love the art. WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS*

“Nise no Chigiri” by Kanshuu Idea Factory - I think there’s an otome game for this, wait no, there definitely is. I like this it’s cute, one of the characters totally stole my heart he’s so cute. If you like Hakuouki, you should like this. Try playing the game too.

“Strange Dragon” by Ishihara Keiko - I immediately started reading this just because it has “dragon” in the name. If I haven’t made it very obvious, I’m a HUGE dragon nerd. Really adorable, I love the boi™

“Oiran Girl” by Hibiki Wataru - Words cannot express how much I love this manga. The two love interests act and look almost uncanny to Saitou and Chizuru, so highly recommended to Hakuouki fans 🌚🌚🌚 Good length, art is absolutely GORGEOUS. Huge fan please read it so I can obsess about it with other people. WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS*

“Saiunkoku Monogatari” by Yukino Sai - I love this series a lot~ it has an anime too, if you’d rather watch the anime than read the manga. It is a bit politic heavy, but I find it fascinating. WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS*

“Youko x Boku SS” by Fujiwara Cocoa(?) - Its really cute, I ADORE the art. Some fan service, but better than some others. It does get a bit confusing. Love the boi™ WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS*

“Himegimi to Sanbiki no Kemono” by Miyuki Mitsubachi - iTS SO FLUFFY!!! Really cute story, the heroine is really cool, I love the bois she *mild spoiler* travels with. pLEASE READ IT YOU WILL NOT REGRET

“QQ Sweeper” by Motomi Kyousuke - HUGE fan of her work. Also Author of “Dengeki Daisy” and “Beast Master” and countless others. I LOVE her art, and I love all of her characters. Highly recommended 👌👌👌👌

“07-Ghost” by Amemiya Yuki and Ichihara Yukino - Good lord I don’t think I’ve ever cried so hard and so many times in my entire life. SUPER GOOD, it’s really long, so you’ve got a lot to read. Has what i believe to be some elements of Christianity/Catholicism in it. Low-key gay 🌚🌚🌚 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED PLEASE READ IT! WARNING: I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOU ARE GOING TO CRY*

“Beast Master” by Motomi Kyousuke - Really cute and fluffy~ gets a little violent. The boi™ is super cute I love him. Nice and short.

“Otogi Moyou Ayanishiki” by Hikawa Kyouko - Love the story, it’s really cute~ characters are good, and the manga is a pretty decent length.

“Otogi Moyou Ayanishiki Futatabi” by Hikawa Kyouko - Sequel to the manga listed above.

“Tsuki no Toiki” by Ueda Rinko - Only two chapters, but they’re VERY long chapters. Super cute and adorable, revolves around the whole Oda Nobunaga and Tokugawa Ieyasu thing. Heroine is bae, love her ❤️

“Tsuki no Shippo” by Ueda Rinko - Sequel to “Tsuki no Toiki”. REALLY LONG, like 100 chapters? Super cute, love the characters. WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS*

“Hanatsukihime” by Hibiki Wataru - I LOVE THIS SO MUCH???? ITS SO CUTE???? pLEASE READ IT I BEG OF YOU. Only eight chapters but damn™ WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS*

“Gou - Himetachi no Sengoku” by (?) - Super CUTE and inspiring story! I had a blast reading it. I believe it also revolves around Oda Nobunaga and Tokugawa Ieyasu. WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS*

“Rose of Versailles” by Ikeda Riyoko - Probably pretty well known. There is an anime too. I LOVE THIS MANGA SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA???? It’s from the ‘80s so it’s pretty old, but doesn’t mean it isn’t worth reading! Or watching. I absolutely love the story, it’s really fascinating. I’m pretty sure I would have paid more attention in world history if my teacher played this for us when we were learning about the French Revolution. Pretty long manga. WARNING: I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL CRY*

“Suijin no Hanayome” by Toma Rei - Low key reminds me of Hak and Yona for all you Akatsuki no Yona fans out there (you’ll see what I mean ;) ) Love the story, love the art. Please read!

“Kyou no Kira-kun” by Mikimoto Rin - It’s going to get pretty angsty™ Really cute, the art style is cute, it’s a pretty inspiring story.

“Ayashi no Ceres” by Watase Yuu - Same author of “Fushigi Yuugi”. Boy this was a wild ride. Gets pretty crazy, and violent, and dark. But I feel that it’s worth a read! Pretty long manga. There’s an anime too. WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS*

“Appare Jipangu” by Watase Yuu - A cute and hilarious love story. A nice break from all the tragic stuff I’ve recommended to you so far.

“Red River/Anatolia Story” by Shinohara Chie(?) - this manga is known as “Red River”, “Anatolia Story”, and “Where the Sky and Red River Meet”. Very long manga. I LOVE IT SO MUCH IM PRETTY SURE IVE RE-READ IT OVER TWENTY TIMES. Pretty gory, violent, and dark, but the love story is really cute. WARNING: YOU. WILL. CRY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL*

“Sengoku Danshi Hana no Ran” by Sumomo Momo - EXTREMELY CUTE. It has to do with Oda Nobunaga, but the story focuses a by more on Nobunaga’s more famous pages, assistant, etc. like Ran Mori, for example.

“Namaikizakari” by Miyuki Mitsubachi - I CANT EVEN?????? ITS SO CUTE????????? I RELATE A LOT TO THE HEROINE???? And it doesn’t help that her love interest looks like one of my OCs LOL

“Kamisama Gakuen at Armeria” by Kakizaki Muku - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE READ THIS IM IN LOVE WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE AND I REALLY NEED TO OBSESS WITH SOMEONE ABOUT THIS MANGA ITS SO GOOD???? THIS ONE CHARACTER COMPLETELY STOLE MY HEART I LOVE HIM SO MUCH??? Bonus points if you read it and correctly guess who it is

“Takane to Hana” by Shiwasu Yuki - Hilariously cute! No I’m serious it super cute, and really funny. The guy reminds me of Jumin Han tbh and I love it. The heroine is SUPER relatable and lovable, you will love her.

“Fukigen na Mononokean” by Wazawa Kiri - GAY AF. You’ll love it, I love all the mononoke they’re all adorable.

“Horimiya” by Hero Hagiwara Daisuke - ADORABLE???? THE HERO IS SUCH A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL????? I LOVE THE HEROINE????? It’s pretty long. Good read 👌👌👌👌

“Kainushi wa Akuma” by Kaji Eiri - Pretty good; very cute. Art style is interesting! I like it. Sinnamon rolls everywhere

“Rokka Melt - Fiancé wa Yukiotoko” by Toma Rei - I literally love everything about it. The bois™ are such cinnamon rolls and must be protected at all costs. @impracticaldemon and I can relate to them a lot since we both hate heat

“Amatsuki” by Takayama Shinobu - Has an anime too. I’ve been reading/watching it for like… 4-5 years now????? Cool mix of history and technology

“ReRe Hello” by Minami Touko - GOOD STUFF RIGHT HERE 👌👌👌👌👌 PURE FLUFF, VERY PURE, CUTE ROMANCE. PLEASE READ IT I NEED SOMEONE TO OBSESS OVER IT WITH

“Ookami Heika no Hanayome” by Kauta Mato - I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SERIES!!!! The art style is extremely cute, love the plot, love the characters, decent length. I’m bitter because I have volumes 12-14 plus an extra bonus volume, but they’re raw and I’m still learning Japanese. But luckily, I was able to translate the *MAJOR SPOILER* part in volume 13.

“Good Morning Call” by Takasuka Yue - The drama on Netflix has brought me here. I haven’t finished it yet, but it’s very good~ I enjoy it! Lots of laughs.

“Ghost Hunt” by Ono Fuyumi - Once again one of my very first anime. There is a manga too! Super cute, and not actually that scary. If you like horror, or if you’re a bit of a weakling when it comes to horror, this is a safe bet for you. For me at least, there was only one arc that was truly scary. The boi™ is good stuff lol 👌👌👌👌The END of the manga is sad though because you learn… stuff… about the boi™

“Samurai 7” by Kurosawa Akira - Anime only, no manga or game as far as I’m aware. My VERY FIRST anime, so it holds a very dear and special place in my heart. Watched it in 6th grade, I’m in 11th grade now. Although, now that I think about, considering how tragic it is, it probably wasn’t the best anime to start with XD It’s basically something that was created if you put Hakuouki, a mech anime, and something like Gintama in a blender. Very serious, and I feel like it accurately describes the chaos of the world. Love the opening song, I have it memorized. WARNING: LOTS OF TEARS, SOBBING, AND EXTREME PAIN*

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Aaaaaaand for now, that’s it. I told you it was going to be long. There you go you nerds, you won’t be bored for a long time.