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boydyker · 8 months ago

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marine bio job applications will be like you have two degrees and thesis and 5 years work experience + 3 years other work experience that is still relevant + 8 billion special boy awards . have u ever thought of working as an ice cream truck assistant and also going and fucking yourself

#ten rejections deep into the pathetic boy sauce #and all ive been applging to is minimum wage internships #please on my hands and knees. employment gods #anythign relevant.... anything at all......#ICE CREAM TRUCK ASSISTANT IS A FINE JOB BTW #like im not here shitting on the ice cream truck drivers of the world u live beautiful beautiful lives #but i googled 'fish job' in a fit of desperation and that is just not a fish biology job #maybe my standards are too high . i coudl work at a fish and chip shop #i could be a fish fileter #i coudl stack pallets of fish #<- all jobs i have looked at tonight #i am in the trenches they are made of fish

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