#and agi was LOLOLOLOLOL

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

FFXIV Write: Telling

In which Ser Hamignant Varlineau questions a certain someone about a secret. SFW.

“There’s something you’re not telling me.” Ser Hamignant Varlineau’s eyes narrowed. At six fulms eight ilms and very large, he cut the imposing aura of his father Ser Estinien with the we’ll call it “fluffy” body type of his mother the Warrior of Light. “What is it?”

“I…It’s nothing…”

The Temple Knight rolled his eyes. “You can lie to everyone else, but you can’t lie to me.”

I’m your twin, Marc.

We’re identical.

I know you, mate.

Marcelin threw his hands in the air and groaned. “Fine! I’m going to ask Ebegei to marry me, and—HAMI!”

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!

Sylv owes me fifty gil.

Hamignant let out a cheer and hugged his twin. “Oh Marc, that’s wonderful news. Truly wonderful.”

Like Mummy, Marcelin blushed and smiled. “Aye.”

“Have you told anyone else?”

He shook his head. “No. I do have an idea of when and where but not how yet. I was thinking…” Uh oh. “Fuck it, should I do what you did when you proposed to Daisuke?”

Hamignant loved his twin dearly.

He’s a master of woodworking. An artist of renown. Has as big a heart as Mummy and Bapa put together.

He’s also a bit of a dumbass sometimes.

“Marc. Marc. Marc.” Hamignant drawled, dragging Marcelin by the arm to the bed in one of Uncle Aymeric’s many guest rooms. Marc’s in Ishgard for a job, and then off to propose I suppose! Heh. “In the moment, I trust you’ll find the right words.”

As they had done since they were small children, the twins sat side by side on the bed---Hamignant on the right, Marcelin on the left.

Spreading his thighs and resting his hands at the top of his belly, Marcelin heaved a sigh. “I hope so.”

“Oh Marc,” Hamignant threw an arm around his brother’s broad shoulders. “Remember what Granddad said to Mum: trust your heart because it’ll never lead you astray.” He grinned. “You’ll do great. I know it.” He then laughed. “After all, you can’t possibly be worse than when Laure proposed to Fry.” The two laughed heartily.

Poor bastard was so nervous he lost his lunch.

Even Bapa didn’t do that!

Once the laughter died down, the two stared into identical brown eyes.

Marcelin smiled like the cutest fucking dope. Wait, that means I do the same thing. Shit. “Thanks, Hami.”

“For you, dear brother, anything.” Anything and everything, Marc. We came into the world together. We’ll go into the lifestream together. And when you say “I do” to Ebegei and cry as much as Bapa, I’ll be by your side. He squeezed Marcelin’s shoulder. “Now, tell me what you’ve planned so far…”

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

I just want to bully modern au just the four of us style. How do you thing Estinien, Haurchefant, Aymeric would react if they all received a text from Agni that she got sick and she heading home early. How fast would they drop everything to take care of her

Agnes: hi my loves <3 not feeling well so i'm heading home to relax. please don't worry just very tired and full of snot

Haurchefant: darling i will be home as soon as i'm able. will ask x'ruhn to cover.

Estinien: WAIT A SECOND if you go then that means i can't x_x

Haurchefant: after your 3:15 spin class you don't have any other clients today so you can come home then my love <3

Estinien: AGI I AM COMING...HOME ;) in a few bells lol

Aymeric: speaking to my assistant now and should be able to come home dearest <3

Agnes: ...i said don't worry lol

Estinien: agi, make sure you wrap yourself in a warm blanket and have soup. that's what mum did for us!

Agnes: love, i will take care of myself don't worry <3 oh shit i just sneezed on my phone

Estinien: .......haurche please make sure to buy extra tissues on the way home

Aymeric: so will i and will be picking up some tomato soup from the forgotten knight diner

Estinien: i wish i could COME...home rn ;) see what i did there ;)

Aymeric: yes we all saw estinien :P

Agnes: ty for soup and really two of you don't have to interrupt your days it's just a nasty cold :3

Aymeric: dearest wife, when i had food poisoning you came home right away and took such care of me. why wouldn't i do the same? we love you. of course we would drop everything to care for you. <3

Haurchefant: EXACTLY :D when i tore that ligament in my knee and needed surgery who used all her vacation time to take care of me? YOU.

Estinien: and me

Haurchefant: YES :D and our darling aymeric <3 no matter how big or small, beautiful wife, we will care for you always <3

Agnes: ;_;

Aymeric: it's true we love you so very much <3

Estinien: and when i'm drunk you get me to bed :D

Aymeric: though none of us can save you from drunk blathering :P

Agnes: lmao

Haurchefant: lololololololol

Estinien: EXCUSE YOU MR. SMARTY PANTS ALL MY DRUNK BLATHERING GETS TONS OF LIKES

Agnes: it also has tons of "loooookit our wifey #softnhot" lmao

Aymeric: she's not wrong ;)

Haurchefant: ah but it's true!!!

Estinien: WOMAN

Agnes: lmao

Haurchefant: lololololol

Aymeric: lol see you in a bit, my loves <3

Haurchefant: AGI I AM COMING HOME NOW :D

Estinien: and i will be back later text if you need anything my angel <3

Agnes: will do love <3

Agnes: oh shit i sneezed on my phone again lol