#and a woodchipper (device that unblocks wooden blocks) seems even more harsh to me | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

eternalcyclicality · 1 year ago

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given how this hellsite now forces new accounts to follow a few blogs *before* they can fully gestate into a tumblrina, if a no icon untitled empty blog follows me I now give em one day to enjoy (suffer) my posts

if they don't show obvious signs of corruption and bizarre behavior by then, they get blocked*

#ec original post #*now... some might immediately unblock em to be “less harsh”#but the only unblocker I know of is called a woodchipper #(I'm originally from Brainerd)**#and a woodchipper (device that unblocks wooden blocks) seems even more harsh to me #**yes this was an elaborate setup to reference my favorite yonic weapon which was 1st popularized as such in a movie set in my hometown***#***they originally wanted to name the movie Brainerd but they named it Fargo instead worrying that no one would watch a movie name Brainerd #you may ask “why put all this in the tags if the post was a setup to make this weird little reference thats not even good”#to which I say 1) rude! & 2) I am demonstrating bizarre behavior for newborn tumblrinas & 3) I am mindful of reblog risks (containment)****#****in the rare instance a post goes viral and breaks containment the junk you originally wrote in the tags does not copy to the reblogs

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