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[moistvonlipwig]

11. Top 5 female characters that I will love till the end of time

For @peachycloudcats.

Honestly there's no way I can truly accurately limit myself to 5 but here are the 5 I'm CURRENTLY in my feelings about the most:

1: Regina Mills from Once Upon a Time is truly everything. Like. She's a horse girl. She's a mass murderer. She's a small-town bureaucrat. She's a tyrannical queen. She's a democratically elected public official. She's an adoptive mother who loves her son more than anything else in the world. She's bisexual. She fucked a dragon. Her best friends in the whole wide world are all people she's tried to kill at least once. She loved her dad and she killed her dad and it haunted her for the rest of her life. She killed her abusive husband and she didn't regret it one bit. She's a petty bitch. She loves doing paperwork. She took revenge on her enemies by cursing them to live in Maine and trapping them in a time loop only she was aware of for 28 years. She got bored of the time loop after a week. Her favorite apples are allegedly Honeycrisps but she is only ever shown handling the Red Delicious variety. She was almost executed for her crimes and when she was asked if she had any regrets she said she just wished she had caused even more pain. One time she wore an outfit that looked like the flayed pelt of a Muppet. Dogs love her. She won an election she didn't even know was happening. She tried to fight a millennia-old embodiment of Mother Nature's wrath with a baseball bat. She has a mysterious scar that is never explained. She's a cobra. She's a mongoose. She's a mongoose killing a cobra. She drives an old-ass Mercedes Benz with no back seats. She got the kind of epic series-spanning redemption arc usually only afforded to white characters & male characters. But most importantly, she IS the moment. And you WILL put some respect on her name!!!

2: UTENA TENJOU defending her on the internet isn't enough I need a fucking sword!!!!! (< can actually wield a fucking sword) (< not an empty threat!!!) To me the essence of Revolutionary Girl Utena's eponymous protagonist and why I love her so much is captured so beautifully when Saionji & Touga (the Misogyny Brothers) tell her that only a fool would believe in true friendship and Utena just says, "Didn't you know? I am a fool." She IS a fool bro!!!!!

3. Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul the woman that you are...she literally bent the narrative to her will because she refused to bend to anyone else's narratives about her. She INVENTED Saul Goodman. She IS Saul Goodman. Can you blame Jimmy for doing All Of That for her? No, you cannot.

4. Did you think I wouldn't put Cordelia Chase from the Buffyverse on this list? C'mon. It's me. Queen C the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history the cheerleader princess warrior saint goddess you will always be famous and you will always be in my heart!!!!!

5. I so badly want to put all the Amphibia girlies on here but with only 5 spaces I gotta go for my nearest and dearest iconic little blonde bitch Sasha Waybright. How many other 13 year old girls have taken over entire toad armies just by the sheer force of their personality? I love her. She has so many things wrong with her and none of them are the things she thinks are wrong with her. Queen. <333