#and a million miles away barty shouts out “AT LEAST I CAN READ!”

[a-great-tragedy]

Remus and barty both have the handwriting of a 3 year old and it’s so bad to the point where they are the only ones who can read each other’s handwriting

Sirius: *shows note to Remus* I think Barty is threatening me! He sent me this paper with a bunch of scratch marks on it

Remus: hm, let me see *Grabs note* Nah, he just said he’s smarter than you.

Sirius: The bastard can’t even write though?!