#and a dino-mite pun!

[kintsugaheart]

When one twin likes BTS...and the other twin likes dinosaurs

[seventeenreasonswhy]

Same Team! A YJH Office Romance Pt. 4

Idol!Jeonghan x ProductionStaff!Reader

You’re serious about your job, but not as serious as Yoon Jeonghan is about flirting.

~1.1k words

Read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Series Content: slooowwwwww burn, fluff!, cute flirting!, will-they-won’t-they vibes!, tension!!, occasional alcohol consumption, office crushes, office romance, appearances by all of the members, reader is shy and gets flustered easily!, jeonghan is jeonghan-ing!

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Author’s Note: Thank you for reading!! This part features Dino and Shua 😊, MC is crushing hard!! How does Jeonghan feel?? We’ll see! Remember this is as slow of a slow burn as you can get! But I will have these two touch soon don’t worry. Also yes, there is the corny character-forgot-their-own-birthday trope in this part, sorry! Enjoy!!

Taglist:  @yeoberryx, @crownprincehoeshi (ask me if you want to join my taglist! 😊)

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You practically ran to the parking lot from the equipment storage closet, touching up your makeup faster than you ever had in your life in the elevator before meeting Jeonghan, Joshua, and Dino outside the building.

“Nuna!” Dino called out in an excited voice. You and Dino had gotten along almost immediately. He was very sweet. He was the maknae, after all, so you couldn’t help but feel endeared to him. You were often tasked with helping him out with Lives, and he sometimes asked you to shoot his dance challenges.

“Dino-mite!” This was your nickname for him after you’d made the awkward pun trying to hype him up while you were filming one of his challenges, and the two of you couldn’t stop laughing.

“Wah, I’m so curious to talk to you outside of work!” Dino was visibly excited, jogging to meet you halfway while Jeonghan and Joshua hung back. He’s so cute, you thought. Honestly you were relieved that someone as outgoing as Dino was coming with you. You felt like it cut the tension you felt around Jeonghan in half. You were also relieved that Joshua was joining you. You still hadn’t quite gotten to know him. But you spoke in English together sometimes, which felt nice. He was quite softspoken, really. But he could help you out with Korean, too, if needed.

“I’m happy you’re coming too, Y/N,” Joshua said to you, already speaking in English. “Jeonghan told me and I was really surprised, to be honest.”

“I’m sorry I haven’t gone out with you all sooner,” you said in English.

“Wait, speak Korean!” Dino whined jokingly.

“You should practice English.” Joshua said.

“Oh, come on,” Dino said, “we’re supposed to have fun! I want to talk freely with Y/N! Nuna your Korean is really good!” You laughed.

“Joshua, Dino, sit in the back,” Jeonghan said, as the four of you reached the car. “Y/N is sitting up front.”

“I didn’t hear her call it,” Dino said.

“She doesn’t have to; this is a special treat for her first time going out drinking with us.” Jeonghan looked at you, and you felt your throat tighten and your heart start pounding harder. A treat!? Am I that obvious to him?

“It’s okay, I can sit in the back!” you said almost too hastily. I thought we were getting dinner, you thought. We’re going to drink? The two other times you’d gone out drinking with people in Seoul had been rough. You were a lightweight to begin with and could not keep up with your coworkers. You ended up staying out all night and coming in to work hungover, which you’d never done before in your life.

“Nope, too late, you’re sitting in the front.” Jeonghan said.

“Fine,” Dino said, “but only because it’s nuna and we get to relax together.” The three of you laughed at his sudden sincerity, and you climbed into the passenger seat, Jeonghan sitting right next to you.

He looks good behind the wheel. You couldn’t help thinking. God, even him driving excited you. You had to be careful drinking around him.

“Nuna pass me the aux,” Dino said, queuing up music.

The four of you spent the car ride chatting, laughing at Dino’s random questions and rambling jokes. Jeonghan chided you for being too nice and laughing every time. He told you that if you laugh at his jokes too much he’ll think that he can tell them all the time. Joshua chuckled pleasantly in the back... You almost felt comfortable, until you’d catch a periodic glimpse of Jeonghan looking at you out of the corner of your eye. At a red light, as he cruised down a long road, as he pulled into the quiet parking lot of the small, out-of-the-way bar...

He's probably not actually looking this much, you thought. But you felt flustered.

“Ah, this place,” Joshua said.

“You’ve already been?” you asked.

“One time. They have private rooms, so it’s not too crazy.”

“Whoa, cool,” Dino said, admiring the clean-cut but secluded vibe of the place.

The parking lot was practically empty. You were relieved to hear that the place was quite private. You did not want to deal with any rumors. It was pretty normal for staff to spend time with the members like this, but still. You were an easy person to recognize here, and were never sure what could end up jeopardizing your job or your image. The celebrity culture aside, you were kind of self-conscious in public still. Everyone was perfectly nice! You were just self-conscious by nature. Usually people warmed up to you once you spoke with them— knowing that you spoke Korean put most people at ease. But you still felt like you might be doing something you shouldn’t without realizing it sometimes.

Did he pick this place on purpose? You wondered, watching Jeonghan walk through the front door to the bar. You knew that you were probably being presumptuous, but you wondered.

The hostess led the four of you to a room toward the back, partitioned off by a beautiful, floral-patterned curtain. The lighting was quite low, giving the room kind of a sexy atmosphere.

“Whoaaaa...” Dino stared around in wonder. “This place is so nice!”

“We’re celebrating,” Jeonghan said, swiftly taking the seat beside you. Your eyes widened involuntarily. You tried to breathe as you fumbled with one of the menus. 

“Celebrating what?” Joshua asked.

“Y/N’s birthday,” Jeonghan said. Your head snapped up to look at him.

Oh my God, you thought, reaching for your phone...

I forgot my own birthday.

“What!?” Dino practically yelled.

“Wait, what!” Joshua added.

You were frozen, looking at your phone screen. Never in your life did you imagine that you would be so preoccupied you would forget your own birthday. You just kept gaping at the date on your screen, but you could feel the familiar sensation of a certain pair of eyes trained right on you.

You turned, still astonished toward Jeonghan.

“How did you know it was my birthday?”

“You told me!”

“What?” You said, still stunned.

“Never mind, Nuna,” Jeonghan laughed lightly at you, “order whatever you want.”

“Ooo, Yoon Jeonghan that was smooth,” Joshua teased.

“It’s polite to offer to pay on someone’s birthday,” Jeonghan said, his hair cascading forward as he glanced down at the menu, obscuring his face from your view. You were still staring at him, your heart pounding so loud that you were sure he could hear it. We’re sitting so close, you noticed.

“Whoa, hyung,” Dino said, “that was a cool thing to say.”

“I’m not paying for you just so you know,” Jeonghan said.

“Not cool,” Dino replied, making Joshua laugh.

“...Thank you,” you said softly. Your voice came out weaker than you wanted it to, but hopefully it was loud enough for Jeonghan to hear.

He didn’t immediately react, so you were about to repeat yourself, but he turned just his head, leaning over the menu, to face you—his face was so close you could see his individual eyelashes.

“Nuna,” he said, smiling in his usual plotting way, “let’s get to know each other before we go to Paris.”

[storyofmychoices]

A Saucy Surprise

[Bryce Lahela x Olivia Hadley Masterlist] 

Pairing: Bryce Lahela x Olivia Hadley (F!OC) Book: Open Heart Word Count: 📱 (text fic) Rating/Warnings: general, warning: not so punny puns

A/N: This is a follow up to A Dino-mite Find in honor of national ketchup day, which is today (June 5).

Synopsis: Now that they have their chicken nugget pillows, it's time for the condiments!

A/N #2: Thanks for reading my super silly pointless attempt at a fic for National Ketchup Day. I apologize for the really bad puns!

Here is a full image of the sauces with the Etsy handle of the creator!

[fatguysexy]

10 Trendy Graphic Tee Designs for Boys

Hey there, fashion-forward folks! If you've got a cool young dude in your life, you know how important it is for them to rock some stylish threads. And what better way to amp up their wardrobe than with trendy graphic tees? From superheroes to funny phrases, these tees are the perfect blend of comfort and style. So, let's dive into the world of trendy graphic tee designs for boys and discover the coolest options out there!

1. Superhero Extravaganza

What's better than a tee that showcases your little one's favorite superhero? Whether he's a fan of the Avengers, Batman, or Spider-Man, there's a graphic tee that will make him feel like a true hero. These tees not only add a dash of action-packed style to his look, but they also ignite his imagination and make him feel invincible!

2. A Nature Lover's Paradise

For young explorers and nature enthusiasts, graphic tees inspired by the great outdoors are a fantastic choice. From wildlife creatures to scenic landscapes, these tees bring a touch of wilderness to your boy's wardrobe. So, let his adventurous spirit shine through with tees that depict the beauty of nature.

3. Sports fanatic feelings

If your little guy has a favorite sports team, why not let him flaunt his loyalty with a sports-themed graphic tee? Whether it's basketball, soccer, or baseball, there's a tee that will score major style points. These tees not only show off his love for the game but also make him feel like part of the team!

4. Dino-Mite Fun

Who doesn't love dinosaurs? These mighty creatures have a timeless appeal that captivates both kids and adults alike. Get your boy a graphic tee featuring his favorite dino species and watch his excitement soar to prehistoric levels. It's a perfect blend of style and educational fun!

5. Music, Melodies, and Rhythm

For little music enthusiasts, graphic tees inspired by their favorite bands or musical instruments are a must-have. From electric guitars to cool headphones, these tees allow your boy to express his love for music in a fashionable way. So, let the beats play and watch him rock his tee with style!

6. Wordplay Wonders

Funny and witty phrases on graphic tees never go out of style. Let your boy show off his sense of humor with tees that feature clever wordplay and puns. These tees are bound to make everyone around him smile and add a playful touch to his overall look.

7. Artistic Marvels

For budding artists and creative minds, graphic tees that celebrate art and creativity are a perfect match. Let your boy showcase his artistic side with tees that display paintings, sketches, or even his own artwork. It's a fantastic way to encourage his passion for art and make a style statement simultaneously.

8. Out-of-this-World Designs

Space, galaxies, and everything celestial never fail to mesmerize young minds. Graphic tees featuring cosmic designs, spaceships, or planets are a great choice for little astronomers. These tees ignite their curiosity about the universe and make them look effortlessly cool at the same time.

9. Pop Culture Frenzy

From iconic movie characters to trending TV shows, pop culture-inspired graphic tees are a hit among the younger crowd. Let your boy display his love for his favorite pop culture icons with tees that feature characters, logos, or memorable quotes. It's a surefire way to keep him connected to the latest trends!

10. Animal Kingdom Adventures

Last but definitely not least, we have graphic tees that celebrate the animal kingdom. Whether it's majestic lions, adorable pandas, or fierce sharks, these tees bring a touch of the wild to your boy's wardrobe. Let him explore the animal kingdom with style and ignite his fascination for creatures big and small.

And there you have it, folks! Ten trendy graphic tee designs for boys that are guaranteed to up their fashion game Remember, style and comfort go hand in hand, so choose tees made with soft and breathable fabrics. So go ahead, pick the ones that resonate with your boy's personality, and watch him rock those graphic tees with confidence and flair!

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this article are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any clothing brand or fashion industry.

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200+ Roarsome Dinosaur Christmas Puns To Make Your Holidays Dino-mite

Get ready to stomp into the holiday season with laughter! These dinosaur-themed Christmas puns will bring a prehistoric twist to your celebrations. Whether you’re crafting holiday cards, decorating, or just sharing laughs with family, these puns will add a dino-mite touch to your festivities. From T-Rex to Triceratops, there's a pun for every dino lover. Let’s make this Christmas roar-some!

Read More: 200+ Roarsome Dinosaur Christmas Puns To Make Your Holidays Dino-mite

Unwrap a Prehistoric Holiday with Dino-Themed Fun

Dinosaur Christmas puns are a delightful way to bring extra joy to your holiday traditions. They’re perfect for kids and adults alike, sparking laughter and creating memories. Whether you’re writing Christmas cards, planning a themed party, or just looking to spread some cheer, these puns will be the highlight of your celebrations.

Why Choose Dinosaur Puns for Christmas?

Dinosaur puns combine the timeless appeal of prehistoric creatures with the festive cheer of Christmas. They’re a fun and creative way to add humor and uniqueness to your holiday messages.

Great for kids and adults: Everyone loves a good dino joke.

Unique holiday greetings: Make your cards stand out.

Perfect for social media: Share festive fun online.

Ideas for Using Dinosaur Puns

These puns are versatile and can be used in various ways throughout the holiday season. From gift tags to party themes, they’ll make your Christmas unforgettable.

Holiday cards and greetings

Social media captions

Party decor and games

Dino-mite Dinosaur Christmas Puns

Hope your Christmas is T-Rex-ellent!

Dino-snore no more, it’s Christmas time!

Have a dino-lightful holiday season!

Don’t be a Scrooge-o-saurus this Christmas.

Unwrap a Tricera-top Christmas surprise!

Yule always be my favorite dino-mite friend.

Ptero-fly into the holiday spirit!

Make this Christmas Jurassic-ly awesome!

Fossil-fuel your holidays with joy and laughter.

Veloci-wrap those presents for a roar-some surprise!

200+ Roarsome Dinosaur Christmas Puns To Make Your Holidays Dino-mite

These puns will bring laughter and prehistoric charm to your Christmas. Share them with loved ones and make your holiday season truly dino-mite!

[dadjokestop]

Looking for a laugh between classes? You’ve landed in the right place! These kids jokes about school are sure to get giggles from your friends and classmates. Whether you’re trying to break the ice or just want to lighten the mood, these jokes are perfect for any school setting. So grab your pencils, sit back, and enjoy this delightful collection that’s all about school fun! 1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright! 2. What did the math book say to the history book? "You’ve got too many problems!" 3. Why was the broom late for school? It swept in! 4. What’s a school’s favorite type of music? Class-ical! 5. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! 6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 7. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school! 8. What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor! 9. Why did the computer go to school? To improve its byte! 10. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square! 11. Why did the student bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains! 12. What do you call a dinosaur who is a good student? A dino-mite learner! 13. Why did the art teacher break up with the math teacher? They had too many problems! 14. What did one pencil say to the other? "You’re looking sharp!" 15. Why was the music teacher not allowed to ride a bicycle? Because she couldn’t find her keys! 16. How do bees get to school? They take the buzz! 17. Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry! 18. What did the English teacher say to the student who was late? "You’re never too late for a good pun!" 19. Why did the student bring string to school? To tie up loose ends! 20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! And there you have it—20 delightful kids jokes about school that are perfect for brightening up any classroom! Share them with your friends, and let the laughter ring through the halls. After all, who says school can't be fun?

[noisycowboyglitter]

Funny Cute Dinosaur Valentine's Day: The Best Gifts for Dino Lovers

"Roar-ing with Laughter: Funny and Cute Dinosaur-Themed Valentine's Day Delights"

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As the hearts and flowers of Valentine's Day bloom, a delightfully unexpected trend emerges - the rise of funny and cute dinosaur-themed Valentine's Day gifts and decor. This prehistoric twist on the classic holiday offers a refreshing and whimsical alternative that captures the imagination of both young and old.

Imagine exchanging Valentine's Day cards featuring a T-rex professing its "Jurassic" love or a playful Brontosaurus sharing a "Dino-mite" pun. These humorous, dinosaur-inspired expressions inject a jolt of playful energy into the celebration, appealing to the child-like wonder and sense of adventure that lies within us all.

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Beyond the greeting cards, the dinosaur theme extends to an array of delightful offerings, from plush, cuddly dinosaur stuffed animals adorned with heart-shaped accessories to Valentine's Day-themed mugs, keychains, and even dinosaur-shaped chocolates. These charming creations seamlessly blend the timeless appeal of prehistoric creatures with the romance and affection of the holiday, creating a truly unique and memorable experience.

Whether gifting a dinosaur-themed Valentine's Day present or decorating one's home with these playful accents, the result is a celebration that is as endearing as it is entertaining. It's a chance to embrace the whimsical side of love and commemorate the holiday with a touch of prehistoric flair.

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"Expressing Love with a Personal Touch: Crafting Personalized Valentine's Day Baskets"

In the realm of Valentine's Day gift-giving, the humble yet thoughtful Valentine's Day basket stands out as a heartfelt and unique way to celebrate love and affection. These carefully curated collections of treats, trinkets, and tokens offer a personalized touch that goes beyond the traditional box of chocolates or bouquet of flowers.

Imagining the delight of receiving a basket brimming with your beloved's favorite snacks, handpicked books, or sentimental keepsakes instantly adds a layer of warmth and thoughtfulness to the holiday. The act of assembling these baskets allows the gift-giver to

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showcase their intimate knowledge of the recipient's interests and preferences, creating a truly meaningful and tailored expression of love.

Whether presented as a grand gesture or a cozy, intimate surprise, a Valentine's Day basket is a testament to the care and attention poured into its creation. It becomes a cherished memento that captures the essence of the holiday and the unique bond shared between two hearts.

[thevoidandiarefriends]

Just a cute lil dino who thinks ur gr8 :)

[moonbeam-darling]

Walking home from school, a flash of pale green caught Tsukishima's eye. At first he ignored it, but begrudgingly, his curiosity got the best of him. As he looked over to where he originally saw it, he noticed a little drawing of a brontosaurus with a message beside it saying "I hope you had a good day!". Tsukki couldn't help the soft smile that grew on his face and quickly tried to stifle it as he continued on his way. Every few feet, another message could be found and along side it was a drawing of a different dinosaur. All the messages seemed so mundane but they created warmth in Tsukki's chest, a feeling he only ever got around a specific person. Once he reached his house, he came upon a much larger drawing. One of a stegosaurus and a triceratop with a moon and stars, with a message in the middle in nice calligraphy that said, "You are Dino-Mite, will you go to prom with me?". As Tsukki finished reading, footsteps could be heard getting closer to him, until he felt a hand on his arm and eyes staring into his soul.

"Of course I'll go with you, Tadashi. But I've got to say, that was an absolutely terrible pun."

Tadashi's eye's filled with fireworks in absolute excitement and tackled him in a hug before saying, "Don't lie, you loved it."

"Ugh, shut up Yamaguchi," Tsukki's voice full of raw affection.

"Sorry, Tsukki," Yamaguchi laughed

[f-ro-g]

Also, uhm, I'm sorry that you've been having a lot of personal issues recently but I just want you to know that you don't owe anyone anything. And I know that sounds like a kinda duh thing especially from a stranger online but really, you don't owe us an explanation for your quiet if youre not comfortable with it, you don't owe us thanks for supporting you despite it because at the end of the day it just matters that you care for yourself. In your personal life you don't owe anyone your personal space or emotional or mental or physical labor. You deserve kindness, you deserve good things, you deserve rest regardless of how much time that takes and I just wanted to reaffirm that in whatever way I could even if I'm just a faceless voice. Stay safe, please, well all still be here when youre feeling better but its not worth burning down the whole library (with the librarian inside) just to read down their contents by. (🍄)

[[And of course once again if this is overstepping feel free to delete it. That not owing anyone thing applies to me too and I understand that while I mean well intentions don't matter as much as their consequences.]]

I truly don't know how to tell you how much this was needed right now. like right now in particular, about deserving kindness and not owing anyone personal or emotional or mental space. I know you say that I don't owe anyone anything, but I don't think it's ever been about owing you guys who support me and read my stories; it's always been very internally motivated because thanking people makes me feel good, you know? it DOES mean so much to me that you guys love my stories, because even though I write them for myself it's always lovely to know that others are getting joy from it.

and as for this ask--- I don't owe you a thank you, but I want to give you one because you deserve one. this was truly needed tonight, and I don't know how you manage to always send one at the right times, but I appreciate them always. you're thoughtful and kind, and I always like to thank people for that.

also, that dinosaur pun? incredible. truly dino-mite *ba dun tsss* (also the fact that you think of me when you see dinosaur puns is genuinely one of the most flattering things anyone has ever said to me I think I fell in love with you a little 🍄)

[writingtheafterglow]

𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬

Hi! So yeah here are some prompts because honestly I need ideas. I also want to start writing more, as in almost everyday. Mainly because I am bored so.... anyways. Side note some of these are pretty lengthy, I hope that doesn't bother you :)

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Someone searching for the perfect gift for their partner.

Love at first sight

Two unlikely people falling in love

You are a zookeeper and a guest keeps using dumb animal puns like "You are foxy" and "You are dino-mite" around you.

You thought your crush was one-sided till this happens.....

You're at a party when you spot a ex. Quick, you urgently have to pretend to be dating the nearest person, who happens to be very attractive.

"I think I've fallen in love with my self-professed mortal enemy."

You have a crush on a coworker, and that crush is somehow revealed during a company-wide meeting.

Everyday, you return to your apartment and say “Honey, I’m home. Oh wait, that’s right, I live alone.” But one day, a voice replies, “I picked some pizza.”

Well, that was a New Year's Eve kiss you won't forget anytime soon.

Two mortal enemies fall in love when they're trapped in an elevator together and begin to see the other person's perspective.

Tell a secret that you’ve never told to the person you love

when a broken heart led to something you’d never have expected.

someone (or something) you loved that you shouldn’t have.

All of our friends ditched us and we're the only people to turn up for the Marvel movie marathon. Turns out a lot of things can happen in 59 hours and 7 minutes.

"From behind I thought that you were my relative, which is why I tapped you on your shoulder, but honestly you're much hotter."

A chance meeting at the airport might just turn out to be the start of something new.

You are a regular at the coffee shop and the cute barista keeps mispelling your name. But it's been too long and you don't know how to tell them that without it being awkward.

Your partner takes you on a date to a place you would never expect.

Cupid offers to shoot an arrow into the person you love. He warns you that if the person already has a pre-existing affection towards you, it will disappear when the arrow strikes.

Two characters who are perfect for one another are foiled by bad timing.

Your flight was cancelled due to the snowstorm and now you can't spend Christmas with your family. You're wallowing, watching sappy romances on TV, and your Chinese food is on order. Who would've thought that the Chinese delivery guy would be your new holiday romance?

You promised your high school sweetheart that you'd support him throughout his pro football career, and now, seven years later, he is the poster child for the NFL. You are doing your best to remain by his side, but you are also forging your own path as a personal trainer. As the two of you start to drift apart, will your relationship survive the pressure or will fame get to him?

Your friend can't wait to introduce you to her new beau. She's been talking about him nonstop and you're actually a little nervous to meet him. When he walks through the door your jaw drops. You would know that face anywhere

The two of you are best friends in college. You ask him to fix you up with some of his single friends. He secretly likes you and decides to hook you up with friends that he knows won't work out. During the last disastrous date you go on, your date reveals the plan to you. At first, you're angry, but then you realize the lengths your best friend is willing to go through and you decide to try going out with him.

[minusgangtime]

*Minus Cheesecake giggles as he smirks*

Oh really?~

*he teased*

Well, I guess you can say your day is pretty...

*he smirks at Pico wider and winked*

Dino-mite?~

*he made a pun*

"...Really, dude?"

Then the other four could be noticed as MB started to do a loud snicker.

"Pffft!"

[randomsplashes]

jin gives the best "dino-mite" hugs and puns

[1-800-roflmao]

You two may not be birds but you sure are owl-some .w.

-🐢

Mikael: *happy trill from the pun and his halo fluffing as well* And you're dino-mite~

Impes: *nods and gives a thumbs up*

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200+ Dino Christmas Puns To Make Your Holidays Roar

Unleash some prehistoric joy this season with these dino-inspired Christmas puns! Whether you're decking the halls with T-Rex ornaments or sharing a triceratops-themed greeting card, these puns are the perfect way to add a bit of “rawr” to your festivities. They’ll bring laughter to your loved ones and add an unforgettable twist to the holiday spirit. Get ready to dino-light your Christmas with these roaring good puns!

Make Your Christmas Dino-mite

Dino-rific Greetings for Holiday Cards

“Have a dino-mite Christmas!”

“Sending you a rawr-some Christmas hug!”

“Hope your holidays are T-Rexcellent!”

“May your Christmas be filled with dino-sized joy!”

“Wishing you a triceratop-notch holiday!”

Dino Puns for Gift Tags

Perfect for adding that extra charm to your gift wrap:

“For my T-Rex-tra special friend!”

“You’re dino-mite this holiday season!”

“Raptor up, it’s Christmas time!”

“For someone who’s a fossil of fun!”

“Have a prehistoric-ally good Christmas!”

Dino-tastic Christmas Sayings

Add these to decorations or share them for a laugh:

“It’s a rawr-derful time of the year!”

“Stomping into the holiday spirit!”

“Hope your Christmas is as epic as the Jurassic!”

“Deck the halls with dinos and cheer!”

“Wishing you a dino-dazzling Christmas!”

Dino Christmas Carols

Give classic tunes a prehistoric twist:

“We wish you a dino Christmas and a Jurassic New Year!”

“T-Rex the Halls!”

“O Dino Night, the stars are brightly shining!”

“Rockin’ around the dino-mite tree!”

“Jingle Bones, Jingle Bones, stomp your way!”

Dino Party Invitations

Planning a dino-themed holiday bash? Try these invites:

“Join us for a roaring Christmas celebration!”

“It’s going to be a dino-mite holiday party!”

“Stomp on over for festive dino fun!”

“Let’s make this a T-Rexcellent Christmas!”

“Come get Jurassic with us this holiday!”

Fun Dino Wrapping Ideas

Wrap up those dino gifts with style:

Fossilized Wrap: Use earth tones and bone-shaped decorations.

Dino Gift Tags: Attach little dinosaur figurines or stickers.

Dino Stamp Paper: Use dinosaur stamps for custom wrapping paper.

Paleontologist Paper: Add labels like “Handle with Care—Bones Inside.”

Tree-riffic: Decorate gifts with mini dinosaur ornaments!

Dino Christmas Decor Tips

Bring dino vibes into your holiday home decor:

T-Rex Stockings: Add dinosaur designs to classic holiday stockings.

Fossil Garland: Create a garland of dino bones and greenery.

Dino Snow Globes: Fill DIY snow globes with tiny dino figurines.

Jurassic Wreath: Decorate a wreath with faux fossils and pine cones.

Mini Dino Tree: Create a mini tree with dinosaur ornaments.

Let these dino-mite puns roar through your holiday, bringing laughter and joy to every corner. Whether you're adding a T-Rex topper to your tree or sharing a dino-themed card, these puns are sure to make this Christmas one for the ages. Enjoy a Jurassic-sized laugh and make memories that roar with these clever and festive dino puns!

Read More: 200+ Dino Christmas Puns To Make Your Holidays Roar

[writeraquamarinara]

Chapter 3 of Pride and Publishing is now posted to an AO3 near you!

Archie catches up to him outside the coffee shop, barely out of breath. Jughead, on the other hand, gasps for air.

“Dude,” Archie scolds as they walk side by side. “Not cool.”

Jughead knows he’d made a fool of himself back there. He’d acted impulsively, instinctively. The most he can say for himself is that he hadn’t punched Jason Blossom in the jaw.

Small mercies.

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(As always, many thanks to my betas @ithoughtyoulikedmereckless and @redundantoxymorons for helping me get this chapter out to you all, and for dealing with me. An extra thank you to @hellodinoflower for the support, and the dino-mite inspo.)

(I’m well aware that pun’s probably been used too many times by now, but I’m keeping it.)