#and a blephoplasty and double eyelid surgery snd lammelar repositioning
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“lipstick on an pig” this, “don’t cast pearls before swine” that, are we forFUCKINGgetting about our lord and savior Miss Piggy?
#me to myself trying to force myself to put any effort into my appearance without feeling ugly#damned if I do and damned if I don’t#on one hand im trying too hard and I need to drastically change my face and nose and eye shape to look acceptable#and on the other I look like a literal orc#oUGH#not a vent I’m just overcaffienated and thinking too hard#the parker has spoken#but it’s cool it’s fine i just need to wait until I can get a nose job and skin lightening cream and my acne clears up [starts weeping]#and a blephoplasty and double eyelid surgery snd lammelar repositioning#and Botox and a jawline shave and buccal fat removal and a face lift and an eyebrow lift#and lose 20lbs and cut my hair#or maybe gastric bypass
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