#and a SINGLE pinch of oregano for total seasoning on an entire pot of chicken breasts is gluttonous excess and waste | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

here-there-were-dragons · 4 months ago

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my untreated diabetic ass going without eating anything but berries for the third day in a row because despite finally going for groceries my also diabetic dad couldn't be bothered to read the fucking labels on the cup noodles he got to make sure there wasn't 10 GRAMS OF SUGAR IN THEM

#the worst part is i know he'll silently resent me for the financial loss on them while being too lazy to take them back to get the money #my sister won't eat it because she's avoiding cup noodles and my mother won't eat it because she's basically allergic to flavor to the poin #that she insists fucking paprika will actually kill her and has lately been getting weird about even powdered garlic #and the cup noodles are spicy. so her even seeing them is grounds for yet another rant about how spice of any kind will kill her via ibs #probably followed by another weird rant about how foreign food is all tasteless spiciness and putting literally more than 2 pads of butter #and a SINGLE pinch of oregano for total seasoning on an entire pot of chicken breasts is gluttonous excess and waste #which will loop back to another rant about how foreign food bad because it “burns out your ability to taste flavor”#and espousing the virtues of the blandest most completely unseasoned fucking chicken you've had in your life god she's such a WASP cook #so they'll just rot in the cabinet and everyone will keep acting like i have food now and i'm just ungrateful #i can't survive on fucking berries even when we DO have any around for me to eat

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