#and WoTW would def have one
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A modern AU in which the Witch of the Waste has a very shoddily made website for a Dark Witch Fortune Teller
(the design must have png candles with skulls and the entire site must be black with white letters and a font either too large to fit the entire screen or too unreadable. All this in comic sans).
She charges an awful lot of money for her work. One day, all her clients realise that something has happened to the tenth-generation Witch, because all the labels and headers on her website suddenly turned into "I CAN HELP YOU TO PUT A CURSE ON YOUR EX‼️‼️‼️‼️" with a HUGE number of exclamation marks
#I dunno If you have this in America or other European countries#but we HAD a lot of this sites in Ukraine#there was this absolutely trash staged Ukrainian show called “The Battle of Psychics”#and it created A LOT of this shitty sites#I remember watching reviews on them like 5 years ago on YouTube#and WoTW would def have one#howls moving castle#howl's moving castle book#hmc#hmc book#howell jenkins#sophie hatter#howl pendragon#witch of the waste
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