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stabknives · 3 months

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Astarion talking about his time with Cazador and Vykrum is like oh yes the boss. The boss you have sex with so he stops being the way he is for a few minutes. The sex he demands just to demonstrate his superiority over you or whatever. Yes. Of course I understand. And Astarion is like what. No. We never had- well certainly he wished we did, that bastard, but no. We never had sex. What are you talking about. And Vykrum is like ohhh this isn't a safe space suddenly.

#GWMABDHA Vykrum was like that couldn't be me when the guy in charge starts being annoying you just fuck him so he stops for awhile #bonus if this is durgestarion so astarion starts to shake him like did you fuck your abuser Dirge. Dirge. We have to fuck to beat them #To prove we're so much sexier without them #Dirge. Let's fuck.#and Vyk is like NAUR!!!!!!! MERCY #local sex repulsed asexual constantly fucking weird men so they don't pester him. More news at 11 #double bonus if Vykrum's hesitation and refusal to have sex gets in Astarion's head and he's like oh I see.#You slept with your abuser but not me. I see. That's fine of course #I understand. Boundaries and all.#(He turns 10 percent eviler) Anyway do you really love me <- weird about sex forever #stabtxt #vykstarion

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