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lucem-stellarum · 2 months ago

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Tfw I made a whole post about how, while I LIKE James' storyline, I can't seem to really dig into it because he's too much like my father to connect with the way that Mr Redacted intends (being, y'know, a bfrp channel and all)

But I completely ignore the most obvious parallel to a different character:

(you know it's legit because storing it brim down flattens it out)

(yes he wears it every time he goes out somewhere, including to work)

(there are Rules about appropriate hat wear and care)

(some of the Yee-Haw South stereotypes are, unfortunately, true. not THAT one, but some of them)

#samuel collins #this made me giggle #i was thinking my thoughts and came up with this #not to doxx myself so I'm keeping things intentionally vague and no actual face pics #I'm warning you now I have OPINIONS on proper western hats don't @ me unless you're prepared to hear them #and Sam Collins would be a straw hat kind of man #I can imagine right now: Will trying to be nice and offering to get him a new hat #like he did for his truck #and NOT understanding The Implications #redacted asmr

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