#and OKAY OH MY GOD I HAD THE WEIRDEST OT3 IDEA.

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Second Place for October’s Ship Poll.

These two are… fun. I like them.

I need to see other people’s headcanons.

So them in my head is

they hook up one too many times (okay WAY too too many times.)

Hiro catches feelings first, but in his mind there is NO way Kai is interested and this is just physical.

Kai takes longer to come around to his feelings and he hates them. because really? Hiro?

kai's take is VERY similiar to Borka. Hate fucking. whatever but them getting over their hate is much faster. Theyre never like lovey dovey but you can tell they can stand being near one another now.

also the thought of Takao bothering Kai and Kai being like if you don't stop, I am going to fuck your brother, and then doing just that.

and once theyre together they are that judgey couple thats always dressed up. bombastic side eye

also hear me out. Kai making fun of Hiro's stupid bega glasses that he still wears. AND HIRO making fun of Kai wearing colored contacts.

also the thought of Takao finding out about the two of them. is so perfect.

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ep 42: had to watch it a day late :(

ep 42

ep 42

oniichuwan??????? oh lord we're in for it

when it's been established no one on this team has anything resembling family other than haruka and tarou with jin and all of a sudden sarubrother has a whole fucking weirdo thing going on

i have to agree with tarou here

no answers for YOU

"cringe family" FJIDSAOFJDSOIFJSIOAFJSIDOAFJSIAOFIJOA

ew questions get outta here do i look like vroon

"i don't remember THAT being part of the story of momotaro"

does the idea of this give him the hiccups

he's not upset about this or anything

HE'S A SWINDLER LMAO?????????????????????????????????

tsuyoshi looks really good with that lipstick damn

cannot. of course they're pretending to be a family to out swindle a dude what else would they be doing

you're not gonna steal ANYTHING from this guy he can't touch money he's committing tax fraud

we remembered that saruhara gives advice!!

fuck tarou tho can't stand that dude i'll just work with haruka and kijino

okay i can see haruka being down for this but they got TSUYOSHI on this?? mr salary man?? is it so miho can't be duped

"I'M A SWINDLER" violently reminded that this IS a kid's show

come on guys just cause you're all assholes openly doesn't mean other people don't know how to hide it

HE GOT MASTER IN ON IT WOW HOW'D THAT GO DID DONBURA ALMOST EXPLODE?

tsubasa about to be SO confused

MANHANDLES HIM AWAY

THEATRE KID ACTIVATED

his fuckin face oh my god i love shinichi!!!!!!!!!!!

JIROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

oh he's using his SCARF fjsaidojsdoifjsdoifjsdiofjisodio

not even gonna explain what the hell you'll tell the dude on the run you don't know is on your team but jirou? no fuck him fjsdioafjsdoifjsdiojdsoia

koi fish!!

inoue my dude we already HAVE an ot3 with tsubasa what is with this guy

oh my god he doesn't mind like tsuyoshi as a rival but jirou? fuck that guy

stroganoff is a great name for a cat

uh oh wrong i

he's the weakest link

GET HIS ASS

when he got TURNED INTO A DOG once

THEY ARE SO MEAN TO JIROU

girl what

why is he making that face

OH NO

TAROU'S FACE ON THE DATING NEWS

he does NOT approve but he's not gonna worry about it either

in which tarou forgets lies exist

does tarou get the hiccups when too many lies are around is that just new tarou lore

the way to cure hiccups is a spoonful of peanut butter

tarou at the other head of the table

why does this team only eat all together at the WEIRDEST times

A BAD HAIKU HE'LL GIVE THAT UP JFSIDOFJSDIOFJSOIFJSDOIAFJIOA

you should have tried to swindle a different team my guy

yadda yadda reasons

this will cause PROBLEMS

or not

why would you take off the mask

the way he accepted miho is just a dead daughter

is she for real asleep fjdsiaofjsdiojdsfoi

squish him??? that doesn't seem like a torabolt word

imagine a dude just dying on you because he's trying to say he's their brother

when you got a gun clinging to you

he's mad he can't lie right here huh

he has to eat PEANUT BUTTER but japan doesn't HAVE peanut butter

good think tsubasa likes the donbros

SHINICHI WITH AN EARRING?????????

violence besties what is going on

DONBROS LIVEBLOG, AS COPY/PASTED FROM MY DISCORD

i did this like i was talking to my friend, so this is the "being friends with stickers' when she's watching something" experience

i think i'll put more thoughts in the tags, but don't count on it for every ep lmao

ep 1

21 years ago is 2001 sounds fake to me

wait i've seen this man--kao dake sensei

not even 20 seconds in and i get interrupted ;-;

moses, peach style (yes i know that's the story of mamotaro it's just that i'm jewish)

oh okay even the logo is rainbow for this one

dabbing in the year of our lord 2022

i have not seen miss silver girl anywhere ever who is that

five way back to back? oh this is going to be AWESOME

hello miss haruka i see TONS on you

fangire?

a kamen rider?

hello mr blue guy that gets shipped with the red

oi no nails on the chalkboard

a BOYFRIEND???

sorry mr boyfriend i do not remember you in zettai bl at all

she becomes a hero because of a spam ad nice

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SUNGLASSES

isn't this colorful??

hello kaito but i think without the adhd

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

gun!

cubes like zyuohger

okay mr red

bonds again? this IS zyuohger, go meet yamato

this guy is yamato 2.0

isn't that lily/the fourze teacher?

why translate mama as mommy what is the point of that

MORE CUBES AGAIN

i'm guessing this is the fourze school?

hell yeah ask and you shall receive

pfffffffffffffft thinking that mr blue man would be tarou

i like that this chooses when you're gonna fight

FJDSIOFJSIOFJDSIOAJOIA HE JUST KICKS HER OUT OF THE WAY

glasses and then glasses

mom i am watching donbrothers not thinking about how the trains and busses work in this damn country

pink dude

man cgi battles just annoy me like i am SURE i'll like this series but damn cgi battles are for the crossover movies and that's IT

FJDSIOFJSDIOFJDSIOAFJDSIOAFAIO I WANT DANCING LADIES TO ANNOUNCE MY PRESENCE AS I'M ON A MOTORCYCLE

"this one? no. no thanks"

kamen rider sentai

oh the first battle of these two let's go

reverse storm trooper aim

toei this is so much rainbow

man i have to remember zenkaiger gears? good thing i watched it

if you do a zenaki gattai and put "yo" imma "yo ho hoi"

kamen rider kick

is there no dancing song at the end AGAIN???

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Akoya and Ryuu for the character thing??

Oh my goodness, thank you!!! I washoping to be able to rub my multishipper hands all over some Boueibu charactersfor this~

When it comes to Boueibu, I can makealmost anything fluffy and/or angsty because fluff and angst go hand in handfor me, so those are the only ones that I don’t have designated fluff or angstships for… except in Ryuu’s case because there is one specific ship that has only managed to be angst no matter how Ithink about it. ;;v;; *ahem* So, the other ones I chose are just singular shipsout of many I could have named. ^^

Feel free to send me more characters~

Akoya

MyNOTP for them: Because I ship practically anythingand everything, my only notp would be anything where Akoya is shipped with analien.

MyBROTP for them: Ryuu! The pink brotp is one of my favoritethings! There is so much potential for sweetness and sass and meaningful heartto hearts, plus the “what did you just say about him? only I can be mean to him” trope~

MyOTP for them: Arima because I love how they geteach other and the idea that the teasing is part of their game they play like acareful dance not to cross each other’s boundaries~ >w

Mysecond choice pairing for them:Ryuu, Io, or Kinshirou if I had to choose pairs.

A lot of my brotp feels about Akoyaand Ryuu can be translated into romantic ship feels because, gosh, once theyreally get below the surface to see who each other really is, there’s so muchpotential for something fiercely passionate and sweet there.

I’ll admit that I’m still fond of Iocrushing on Akoya’s money, but then starting to get to know Akoya more as aperson and realizing there’s so much more to him than just his family cash cow,and then the money doesn’t matter so much anymore. Meanwhile, Akoya falls forIo because he sees how special Io makes Ryuu feel, and he hopes that Io wouldlook at him that way and make him feel special, too. So, Akoya’s got thisalmost “enchanted prince” kind of picture of Io in his head because ofhow charming and intelligent and successful and financially secure and perfectIo is. I mean, eventually, he’s gotta confront Io’s glaring flaws, but it’s ajourney for both of them if they’d open up to each other enough.

Okay, but Akoya deeply respectingKinshirou and wanting to see him happy and relaxed for once because the rareinstance where he caught a glimmer of a genuine smile on Kinshirou’s face was worth(almost) all the beauty in the world, plus Kinshirou works himself too hard and(though admirable) he should learn to rest. Kinshirou being difficult becausehe also respects Akoya but doesn’t know how to deal with his feelings, so hejust continues to try to lock them away. The two of them being protective ofeach other but not afraid to cut a little deep if they feel provoked - Akoyamore “polite” than Kinshirou’s blunt “I don’t care if you knowI’m insulting you” - and yet not maintaining any hard feelings becausethey know the blow was low. Both of them wanting to grow closer to each other,but they need the security of knowing how the other feels first before makingany moves, so naturally they come to an awkward standstill that neither of themknows how to break. Probably until Arima notices and tries to push them gentlytogether by getting them to actually talk about it. In which they realizethey’ve been mutually pining this entire time and Arima is happy for hisfriends.

Myfluffy pairing for them: I dunno,call it a “shallow” or “superficial” ship if you want to,but Masuya in puppy love with Akoya and Akoya loving the attention from all thephotography (which he actually has to admit does him justice because Masuya’sgot his angles right) and Masuya’s constant praises gives my heart joy~ Plus,imagine Akoya enjoying giving Masuya facials and styling his hair and Masuyabeing amazed by it all. Akoya noticing Masuya’s usual quietness and trying tohelp him come out of his shell a bit more with those spa/makeover days because“a new look can give you confidence and make you feel like the person youneed to be.” After all, Akoya should know. Masuya doesn’t just make Akoyafeel beautiful on the outside, he makes sure Akoya knows how beautiful he is onthe inside because it shines through in all his photos. ;;w;;

Myangsty pairing for them: The onlything coming to mind is Kou, but I couldn’t explain it to you. I mean, I couldto totally spin it as a “hate” ship because both of them are justdevious enough for that, depending on the scenario or possibly the AU.

I could see Akoya manipulating Kouas some kind of punishment and Kou being too enraptured to run despite somethingin his gut telling him this is dangerous… Kou is and always will be arisk-taker, flirting with danger if there’s the promise of something to piquehis interest. Maybe he just wants to get deep under Akoya’s skin to see what’sreally resting there. He doesn’t care if he unleashes the demons inside. ButAkoya is no fool and would dig his claws in deep the more Kou pushes.

I could also see Kou attempting tomanipulate Akoya with pretty words and grand compliments exaggeratedly praisingAkoya’s beauty and assets (because Kou would also make sure to point out theskills and intelligence Akoya has) in order to get what he wants. Kou promisesAkoya photoshoots, front page stories in the paper, marketing campaigns forwhatever Akoya wants. Akoya uses Kou right back just as much, both of themstruggling to get one up on the other until they’re not really sure who’s aheadand who’s falling under the other’s trap or if they’ve both trapped  themselves in this thing without realizing it…and they don’t much care after a point. It’s a push-and-pull game they bothcould play and it would be great.

Myfavorite poly ship for them:Oh my god, it’s a tie between Kinakorima or Akoioryuu~ But I think I mightlean a bit more towards the StudentCouncil OT3 as my ultimate fave. >w

Myweirdest pairing for them: PerhapsAtsushi, but probably Tsukuna (Tofu Monster). I don’t know if you’d call themweird or just unusual ships, though, because I don’t see very many people talkabout them seriously.

It’s been a while since I reallythought about Tsukuna and Akoya as a ship, but it had something to do with howtheir problems were so similar, and they could really relate to and help eachother with their views on beauty. I wish I could remember more of why I thoughtthat ship was interesting/cute, but I apparently didn’t write notes to myself.;;v;;

I started shipping Akoya and Atsushibecause of my Kitchen Princess AU where they’re enemies to friends and the loveis real sweet inthe “I consider you my best friend that I may or may not be a little gay for”way. The more I think about it, themore I figure the type of character dynamics they have in that AU could stillwork in canon with some adjustments. But just in general…

Akoya finding Atsushi’s densenessannoying and frustrating at first, and Atsushi honestly does not understandbecause he thinks he’s being polite. Akoya being mean in the politest way possiblein response, hoping Atsushi will take the hint, but Atsushi just feels awkwardbecause it sounded like a sincere statement yet it’s kind of unsettling andhe’s not sure why. But he tries to be friends with Akoya anyway because Akoyaseems nice and being friends is easier than being enemies for no reason. Iimagine something pretty significant would have to happen before Atsushifinally caught on and got fed up/concerned enough to actually say something toAkoya about it.

I’d have to write a whole fic forthis just to explain fully how I think this would work, but with both Atsushi’sand Akoya’s talents for prying, that conversation could end with some kind ofheart to heart or at the very least Akoya realizing that Atsushi is trying toshow he cares about him as a person. And from there, give them some morebonding moments and they learn to value the traits in each other that botheredthem before. Atsushi helps Akoya to stop being so hard on himself and Akoyahelps Atsushi to be more confident, stand up for himself a bit more, and maybelearn how to read things like tone/mood/body language/etc in a situation thatusually goes right over his head so he doesn’t end up in a difficult spotagain.

This is one of those very situationalships, so don’t take my word for it. I still love them. XD

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Ryuu

MyNOTP for them: Basically the same explanation asabove. I notp anything where Ryuu is shipped with an alien, but the rest ispretty much fair game for my multishipper heart.

MyBROTP for them: Akoya because pink brotp is one ofthe best brotps~ I also pretty hardcore brotp Ryuu with En as well becausegotta love those senpai/kohai dynamics.

MyOTP for them: Io because these two are made ofpure fluff except when I turn it into angst. XD

Mysecond choice pairing for them:Akoya or En are my go-to secondary ships if I’m just going for pairs. Ryuulooking up to En and En imparting his “wisdom” on him, enjoyingflustering Ryuu with compliments or teasing remarks… ashkflhf so precious~>w

Myfluffy pairing for them: I havebeen very fond of the idea that Ryuu went to check up on Komi after the KotatsuMonster incident happened and continued to keep an eye on him. I mean, Ryuu keepinghim company, making sure he’s okay and readjusting well, helping to bring him backout into the world and make new friends~ Of course, for this ship, I usuallyinclude Io in it as well because the three of them hanging out and playingvideo games and cuddling (well, mostly Ryuu cuddling Io and Komi and Io beingtaken with how adorable they are) and generally being happy and cute isprecious. >w

Myangsty pairing for them: Aha…Ichiban. //bricked

I’M SORRY ALL I EVER CREATE IS ANGST FOR THESE TWO. And italways ends up making Ichiban out to be a worse guy than he actually is becausehe’s a jealous kid who thinks Ryuu is his ticket to being popular and likeableand he goes too far and ruins everything nice between him and Ryuu. But Ichibansays such sweet things because he genuinely believes them, he just doesn’t listenwhen Ryuu says “no”, and depending on the scenario, once things gosouth, Ryuu always sticks with the relationship because he’s been so desperatefor attention/affection that he thinks this is the only thing he’ll get or hefeels so bad about himself that he thinks he deserves this (either aspunishment for being “worthless” or because he thinks he isn’t goodenough for anything better). ;;n;;

Myfavorite poly ship for them:Without a doubt, it’s Akoioryuu! If Io and Ryuu let Akoya in, I could see thistrio being very good for each other in many ways. Ugh, but just give me all theAU’s where Akoya is a sassy little badass befallen by some tragic incident thatstirs up the extremely protective sides of Io and Ryuu the way they’reprotective of each other and he’s protective of them. I need it.

Though I am very partial to a lot ofother poly ships, especially my ever-growing love for Io/Ryuu/Aki and Haru. Thesetwo exclusive duos would totally make a game out of poking at each other withsassy remarks and ugh the snark would be so great. I wanna see Io and Ryuu makeAki and Haru flustered because, as hard as the twins try, their sass is nomatch for the ultimate sass of Io and Ryuu.

Myweirdest pairing for them: I dunno,man. I think the idea of Ryuu trying to flirt with Goura (because who wouldn’t,honestly?) and Goura brushing him off because he’s just a silly kid who triestoo hard to be smooth is hilarious. And I also find the concept of Ryuu andMasuya adorable because of the photoshoot putting the mental image in my headof Ryuu going “photograph me like one of your French girls~” andMasuya being in puppy love. Also, for some odd reason I can’t quite put myfinger on, the thought of Ryuu and Tsukuna (Tofu Monster) is starting to growon me. But again, I don’t think these are weird ships so much as unusual onesjust because I don’t see them really talked about much.