#and NOW he’s trying to play cops and robbers with his bestie. stopping a truck with stolen HELIUM | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

skywitchmaja · 2 years ago

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so stiles manslaughters someone in self defense, has a a private nervous breakdown about it, and when he finally does tell his dad, he’s like “yep, that kinda think happens in a dangerous line of work like being the sheriff of supernatural horror town. you’ll never regain your innocence but you can even the scales by saving someone’s life”, so stiles saves several peoples lives and he’s like “yeah that felt really good but i need to do it again” and his dad says. ahem!! *clown voice* “WeLcOme to YouR NeW CarEEr in Law EnForCemEnT”

ILL be over here be MELTING STEEL BEAMS with my new LASER VISION ABOUT IT THANK YOUUUUUUU

#like even if i didn’t already hate cops implicitly. that is so clearly NOT what he needs???#HELLO I DONT THINK BEING IN SITUATIONS WHERE HE MIGHT KILL SOMEONE. AGAIN!!!! WILL HELP HIS NEWFOUND SAVIOR COMPULSION!!!#and NOW he’s trying to play cops and robbers with his bestie. stopping a truck with stolen HELIUM #DEVASTATED that there isn’t some newfound supernatural HORROR for him to fight #scott is like ‘i guess it’s good they don’t need us anymore :-)’#and then stiles is like ‘BUT IF IM NOT CONSTANTLY FIGHTING DEMONIC FORCES WHY AM I EVEN ALIVE???’#like ‘what else am i supposed to do? fight my INTERNAL demons??? NO THANKS i’ll take the werewolves pleeeeease!!’#but don’t worry bc it looks like there’s some goth cowboys they have to fight or something #teen wolf lb

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