#and Malleus knows that

[abysswalkersknight]

Cute story idea to make up for all the angst I'm about to do:

How about when Malleus is in one of his moods again (at his age he refuses to have them be called tantrums) the senate have no choice but to beg Lilia to come again much to their dismay, but when he does everyone blanches when he comes in carrying a human child, even more so when the human gallops over to the glowering prince, clinging to his leg and demanding to be picked up, unaware of the whole court having heart attacks and being unable to do anything because of the dangerous look Malleus gives them. Cue the senate's heart attacks beyond the grave when they see the prince walk around cradling the child when he slept and willingly eating his vegetables to make sure Silver eats his while Lilia is just sitting in the background with the smuggest look on his face as he watches the senate's suffering.

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[wafflesex]

As hilarious as it is to watch Floyd boredly swim across the screen, this is actually so devastating…

Floyd’s dream essentially involves him always winning, succeeding, and being the strongest at everything he does, which, as we know, is what he came on land to avoid. Life is more interesting for him when he isn’t able to achieve everything with ease.

Idia explains, in gamer terms, that if this were a video game one would simply be able to turn it off, walk away, and say “Not for me.” But Malleus has quite literally trapped Floyd in this dream, alone, without growth or enrichment, for all eternity.

And now Floyd’s given up on playing at all, reduced to swimming in circles like a goldfish in a bowl.

[ayertrinity]

[skep-eroni]

This is the only way I can see Crewel having the highest attack in the whole game (so far.)

[ventique18]

Malleus' favoritism towards the player is so funny because in the jp event others offend him once and he tolerates, but offend him twice and he blows up. Meanwhile the prefect boops him without permission, shows up late and makes him wait, tries to grab his tail etc and he just goes "hehehehe I'll forgive you once because it's you (repeat unlimited times)"

[tarobii]

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brother shenanigans 🤌

(based on this post by @darkacua)

[marigoldendragon]

I had a good look through everyone's least and most favourite foods, Rook is probably the only one who would enjoy Vegemite. And Grim eats everything.

[ryllen]

have u never been scared by malleus draconia? be scared now because i enable him to use 12 pokemons specifically to destroy you

[m4ggot5]

I saw the picture and knew I had to redraw it…….

Here’s the original images

I’ll post the full thing hopefully this weekend. Take this crumb please, let it satiate your hunger for the next few days.

[pandoa]

in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[blueastrum]

Favorite place in the world

[humbuns]

🌼💐🌿

[hyuckonia]

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

[ventique18]

I aspire to have the same level of confidence as Malleus insisting to be at the center position no matter how you shuffle their arrangement

And also getting to be the main iconic cover