#and Madara (extremely drunk and very emotional) grabs hold of Izuna and starts petting his hair like he can’t stop | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ladykissingfish · 10 months

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Madara: Izuna, you know I love you, right?

Madara: You’re more precious to me than any other thing in this whole world.

Madara: And you’re so cute, the spitting image of mother! With your beautiful smile and big gorgeous eyes!

Madara: *petting Izuna’s hair* I wish we could stay like this, just like this, forever and ever. Me and my sweet baby brother.

Izuna: Madara, this is all very nice, but …

Izuna: It’s my wedding night. I really need to go and be with Tobirama now.

Madara: So soon? If he’s that impatient for you to go to him, then perhaps this marriage was a mistake? No matter, as the clan elder I can just get it annulled and —

Izuna: Impatient? Big brother … the wedding has been over for four hours now! *points at the chair across the room* For Kami’s sake, your own husband fell asleep waiting for you!

Madara: But …

Izuna: Listen, Madara … the sooner you let me go, the sooner I can … *blushes* the soon WE can start working on making you an uncle. You’ve always wanted that, haven’t you?

Madara:

Madara: *releases Izuna* Try and aim for some little girls, please. The clan needs more Uchiha princesses.

#this was in my head as a dream #like it’s after the wedding and random senjus and uchihas are laying along the floor in various stages of drunkness #and Madara (extremely drunk and very emotional) grabs hold of Izuna and starts petting his hair like he can’t stop #and at first Izuna thinks it’s cute #but sir it’s been HOURS #Tobirama fell asleep waiting #as did Hashirama #meanwhile Izuna dying to get out of his wedding dress and into the lingerie he picked out for tonight #not that Madara needs to know that #tobiizu #tobirama x izuna #tobirama senju #izuna uchiha #madara uchiha #RELEASE MY MAN HE HAS BABIES TO CONCEIVE 😭

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