#and I'm making pasta!

[antisocialxconstruct]

by the way as someone for whom the ability to reliably feed myself is one of the first things to go when I get overloaded with stress, a gentle reminder that eating anything is better than eating nothing. If "low spoons" recipes are still too much for you in this moment, there's no shame in eating whatever will sustain you. If your budget allows, things like frozen meals, canned soup, and prepacked grocery store sandwiches are life savers. Even "empty carbs" like toast or buttered pasta or whatever, or hell a bag of chips and a spoon of peanut butter is going to do you more good than a skipped meal or two or three.

[meraki-sunset]

⭐FELLAS⭐

Is it cringe to make dramatic artprompts about your trollsona as an adult on the year 2024?

That was a trick question.

CRINGE IS DEAD and art makes me ✨HAPPY✨

💥DRAMA💥

i'm attacking a very big tomato in this.

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[katiekatdragon27]

"AWWWW BRO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIIIIIIIIN!!!" Me at myself for reattaching to an interest I had long before time had a name.

Anyways hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm back with the milk- wait. How long have I been gone? *Looks at comically large Calander* 5 YEARS????? HOW HAS IT BEEN 5 YEARS???

Revisiting this game series has really showed me how much I've changed as a creative since quarantine. My old takes were all kindaaaaa severely mid (if anyone SOMEHOW remembers my old art from 2020 no you don't). Not to blame my younger self, I was veeeeery much just absorbing the general headcanons and shipping of the times, but MAAAAN are they kinda buns looking back. I'm happy with how I've grown as a media consumer and analyst lol.

It's lowk gonna be a yapfest below with lots of Rupert and... uagh... DURRRRTTT STUFFFF. So, if you wanna check those out feel free lol:

Henry: (There's no such thing as "bad people". Just good people who do bad things.) Rupert: Jump. Henry: (What?) Rupert: J U M P.

Rupert: WHEN I GET YOU STICKMIN GRRRRRRRRR Henry: (Hmm... I wonder if there's other banks I haven't robbed yet...)

Rupert. Oh Rupert, Rupert, Rupert. Watching you suffer is such a joy.

Yeah, guys, soooo actually paying attention to all the game plots has made me realize how much Rupert's hatred of Henry would not only be one of the strongest forces on Earth but also be incredibly one-sided. I could probably write a whole essay about how important Rupert is not just to the plot of the story, but to Henry as a staple of how his actions impact everyone who's interacted with him (Dave falls into this category too, but on the opposite side of the spectrum).

But to keep it simple, the entire trajectory of Rupert's life was swerved off because of Henry, and in a way, his own negligence. I do not blame Dave at all for the package. It quite literally just spawned in outta nowhere and he was new to the job. HOWEVER, I do blame Rupert because he was blatantly negligent with a new employee and in turn got the guy fired. Absolute blunder my man, do better.

And he did. In the police force. And then the military. By being a sweat. And being traumatized but that'll make this post too long.

Can you tell who my favorite character is? Can you? I bet you can't (It's actually Burt).

SPEAKING OF BURT. AND DAVE. And Rupert.

Burt: (Oh my god he's taller than me while slouching. If he tried to escape, I'm so COOKED.) Rupert: (WTF is he eating? He's so TALL.) Dave: Hello!

WHY DID YOUNGER ME HAVE SUCH BEEF WITH TALL DAVE BRO WHYYYYYYYYY??? IT'S SUCH A BASED DESIGN AND CHARACTER TRAIT EXPLORER.

I love tall Dave. And it's canon kinda, so heck yeah. The reason why he's kinda shorter as a prisoner is because he slouches a ton to make himself look smaller. (If you lined up these three at full posture it would go Burt, Rupert, and Dave.)

And heh, speaking of prisoner...

Mmmmm exploring dynamics that had no shot of being canon.

Younger me was such a Durt stan but would literally draw it like that one Yaoi base🥀🥀🥀 I got some people to ship them lol, but it was very poorly written. There were good ideas for it that I made, but I did not have the skill to write that level of complex relationship.

However, I've grown. So, here's another short synopsis of their hypothetical dynamic.

Okay for some context for this image: Dave has been imprisoned for a while at this point (this takes place after ItA if you don't free Dave) and is completely uncooperative with Tophat interrogations. It's gotten to a point where the clan basically left him to complete isolation, which messed him up BAD. That is until a rising communications member is transferred to the airship for a month.

When they meet, it's very neutral on the slightly negative side, but once they begin to talk, they begin to build a bond. For Burt, this means intel, especially because the clan wants to get their hands on the diamond before dipping into space, but it eventually turns into affectionate sympathy and sadness for the guy. For Dave, this means willing company, which then turns into sever codependency.

In the context of the image: Burt tells Dave that he's being relocated again to work on the spaceship, but he brings up how they are probably going to dump the prisoners in the jungle after takeoff so Dave could be a free man. Dave is very distraught about this, and insists he becomes a Tophat so that he and Burt can still be friends (or more) without Burt getting in trouble, completely ignoring his personal needs. Burt, however, knows being a Tophat would destroy Dave, so he has to put his foot down and helps Dave realize that he wouldn't want that life, and that there's no way they could be together in this reality. Burt brings up how Dave being happy is all he wants for the guy, but Dave doesn't know how to be happy alone anymore, and he cries about it into Burt's shoulder. But it was short, Burt's ship was going to arrive in 5 minutes, and they never see each other again.

So yeah, doomed Durt. As it should be.

Lastly, some random doodles and a character card of my persona as a thsc character (may or may not be lore relevant in a possible AU in the future).

Let's see how long the fixations sticks gang 💔Have a good one pookies.

[jerswayman]

LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

[sheespi]

James Potter is the type of person that cooks when he's stressed. every minor inconvenience he's like "mum, give me the lasagna recipe"

[desperatelyneedcoffee]

My cat is currently cuddling me, purring and biting me affectionately whilst typing this.

Now imagine Logan doing this to Wade. He's got his claws partially unsheathed and is pawing at the hand Wade is holding his phone with. Logan tries pulling Wade's hand towards him whilst moving his head in that direction at the same time. Wade has to switch hands and lets Logan just chew on his fingers. It doesn't hurt much so it's fine. Little nomming noises are coming from Wolvie's mouth which can be heard over whatever tv show is playing in the background. They stay like that until Wade decides it's tea time and Logan follows him to the kitchen, ready for his food

Turn up the volume if you wanna hear the purring and nomming noises

[jabberwockypie]

I wish I felt less sad, and I wish that the sum of human stupidity wasn't hitting me so hard this week.

[moonchild-in-blue]

If you choose to look at Sleep as an allegory for depression/mental illness, the romantic and co-dependent nature of Vessel's lyrics hurt that much more.

"I hate you and you're bad for me" "I don't know who I am without you" "Please set me free" "Please don't leave me" "You're an intrinsic part of me" "I must become someone new".

Ya feel me?

[rottenpumpkin13]

And now we know.

Yeah there was actually a hidden chapter in FS that confirmed Glenn + Matt and Lucia were the ones to introduce pasta to Miniroth/j !!

*The trio walk up to Sephiroth with a pot of pasta*

Matt: We made pasta. Would you like some?

Sephiroth: I've never had it before. Does it taste good?

Glenn: It tastes great! It's my favorite food, you'll love it.

Sephiroth, unsure: It doesn’t look like it follows the diet Professor Hojo has prescribed for me…

Lucia: Eh, screw the diet. Just have a little bit! Here, let me plate it for you.

*Sephiroth eats a bite. His eyes suddenly go wide*

Glenn: See? I told you you'd love—Woah! Slow do—HE'S EATING THE—HE'S EATING THE METAL POT—HOW DID HE EAT IT SO FAST!??

Sephiroth: Ț̸͚͑Ḩ̶̼̤͈̻̩̯̝̣̹̟͖͇̅͛͋͛̚̕Á̴̧͓̹Ṇ̷̫̹͍͖͇͛͐̊̈͘͝͝K̸̫̏̈́̋̏͜͝͝

Glenn: CALL A PRIEST

[secondjulia]

Are there other references to Saint-Just actually fighting on the front lines? Most of the books I've read so far talk about his contributions as very administrative — he showed up, made some rules, had a bunch of people executed and then skipped off back home.

& then Twelve Portraits of the French Revolution has this quote about how he "charged at the head of the republican squadrons and threw himself into the battle...with the carelessness and the fire of a young hussar." I haven't yet found the original source or any other descriptions like this.

[jessicas-pi]

welp the last 24 hours have been more or less a picture perfect demonstration of How Many Times Can I Make The Worst Decision Possible In Any Given Situation

[thebubbleplush1]

Forgive me father... For I have sinned....

Yes this Miku binder Preston... Don't ask...

Also yes i'm back on tumblr after 2763 years :3

[spinostarz]

life is so fucking beautiful wdym i can watch one of my fav shows and make pasta. what. that's so amazing. i may cry

[albon-no]

did not order taco bell tho

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

The problem is I get into this state of stress where it's very easy to ignore my body and get a ton of intellectual/computer work done, but actually physical work and movement is the ONLY THING that I need to get me out of the stress