#and I'm making pasta!

[antisocialxconstruct]

by the way as someone for whom the ability to reliably feed myself is one of the first things to go when I get overloaded with stress, a gentle reminder that eating anything is better than eating nothing. If "low spoons" recipes are still too much for you in this moment, there's no shame in eating whatever will sustain you. If your budget allows, things like frozen meals, canned soup, and prepacked grocery store sandwiches are life savers. Even "empty carbs" like toast or buttered pasta or whatever, or hell a bag of chips and a spoon of peanut butter is going to do you more good than a skipped meal or two or three.

[meraki-sunset]

⭐FELLAS⭐

Is it cringe to make dramatic artprompts about your trollsona as an adult on the year 2024?

That was a trick question.

CRINGE IS DEAD and art makes me ✨HAPPY✨

💥DRAMA💥

i'm attacking a very big tomato in this.

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[jerswayman]

LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

[sheespi]

James Potter is the type of person that cooks when he's stressed. every minor inconvenience he's like "mum, give me the lasagna recipe"

[desperatelyneedcoffee]

My cat is currently cuddling me, purring and biting me affectionately whilst typing this.

Now imagine Logan doing this to Wade. He's got his claws partially unsheathed and is pawing at the hand Wade is holding his phone with. Logan tries pulling Wade's hand towards him whilst moving his head in that direction at the same time. Wade has to switch hands and lets Logan just chew on his fingers. It doesn't hurt much so it's fine. Little nomming noises are coming from Wolvie's mouth which can be heard over whatever tv show is playing in the background. They stay like that until Wade decides it's tea time and Logan follows him to the kitchen, ready for his food

Turn up the volume if you wanna hear the purring and nomming noises

[moonchild-in-blue]

If you choose to look at Sleep as an allegory for depression/mental illness, the romantic and co-dependent nature of Vessel's lyrics hurt that much more.

"I hate you and you're bad for me" "I don't know who I am without you" "Please set me free" "Please don't leave me" "You're an intrinsic part of me" "I must become someone new".

Ya feel me?

[rottenpumpkin13]

And now we know.

Yeah there was actually a hidden chapter in FS that confirmed Glenn + Matt and Lucia were the ones to introduce pasta to Miniroth/j !!

*The trio walk up to Sephiroth with a pot of pasta*

Matt: We made pasta. Would you like some?

Sephiroth: I've never had it before. Does it taste good?

Glenn: It tastes great! It's my favorite food, you'll love it.

Sephiroth, unsure: It doesn’t look like it follows the diet Professor Hojo has prescribed for me…

Lucia: Eh, screw the diet. Just have a little bit! Here, let me plate it for you.

*Sephiroth eats a bite. His eyes suddenly go wide*

Glenn: See? I told you you'd love—Woah! Slow do—HE'S EATING THE—HE'S EATING THE METAL POT—HOW DID HE EAT IT SO FAST!??

Sephiroth: Ț̸͚͑Ḩ̶̼̤͈̻̩̯̝̣̹̟͖͇̅͛͋͛̚̕Á̴̧͓̹Ṇ̷̫̹͍͖͇͛͐̊̈͘͝͝K̸̫̏̈́̋̏͜͝͝

Glenn: CALL A PRIEST

[jessicas-pi]

welp the last 24 hours have been more or less a picture perfect demonstration of How Many Times Can I Make The Worst Decision Possible In Any Given Situation

[thebubbleplush1]

Forgive me father... For I have sinned....

Yes this Miku binder Preston... Don't ask...

Also yes i'm back on tumblr after 2763 years :3

[spinostarz]

life is so fucking beautiful wdym i can watch one of my fav shows and make pasta. what. that's so amazing. i may cry

[satanfemme]

I hope everyone's having a good saturday. I hope everyone gets to read a book or watch a movie. I hope everyone gets to enjoy a home cooked meal they like. I hope everyone is able to work on their fun projects. I hope everyone gets to pet an animal.

[wordssometimesfail]

Like there are very valid reasons why some people don't enjoy eating and I'm not trying to shit on that, but I simply cannot relate

Food is such a joy and a good meal can be such a wonderful experience! There are so many delicious flavours! Eating with others is a great bonding opportunity and eating alone can be so peaceful and cozy. It's such a gift that we have the range of taste that we do, and that we have figured out so many magical ways to play with our food.

[daguerreotyping]

Albumen print depicting a level of pasta enjoyment that most of us can only aspire to, c. 1870

[musette22]

I am so painfully hungover, but coming on here and finding gorgeous new Seb content makes everything better 💕 🥰

[elephantbitterhead]

This person is truly out there living the pasta dream:

(posts are 1, 2, 3 [includes satisfying video of the pasta sheets], and 4)

Please also admire their very fine intestine cake: "the intestines are made of rice paper and filled with whipped cream, strawberries and mango and topped with a raspberry sauce. underneath are layers of matcha cake and whipped cream."