#and I'm making pasta!

[starlitfawn]

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[meraki-sunset]

⭐FELLAS⭐

Is it cringe to make dramatic artprompts about your trollsona as an adult on the year 2024?

That was a trick question.

CRINGE IS DEAD and art makes me ✨HAPPY✨

💥DRAMA💥

i'm attacking a very big tomato in this.

[antisocialxconstruct]

by the way as someone for whom the ability to reliably feed myself is one of the first things to go when I get overloaded with stress, a gentle reminder that eating anything is better than eating nothing. If "low spoons" recipes are still too much for you in this moment, there's no shame in eating whatever will sustain you. If your budget allows, things like frozen meals, canned soup, and prepacked grocery store sandwiches are life savers. Even "empty carbs" like toast or buttered pasta or whatever, or hell a bag of chips and a spoon of peanut butter is going to do you more good than a skipped meal or two or three.

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[jerswayman]

LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

[desperatelyneedcoffee]

My cat is currently cuddling me, purring and biting me affectionately whilst typing this.

Now imagine Logan doing this to Wade. He's got his claws partially unsheathed and is pawing at the hand Wade is holding his phone with. Logan tries pulling Wade's hand towards him whilst moving his head in that direction at the same time. Wade has to switch hands and lets Logan just chew on his fingers. It doesn't hurt much so it's fine. Little nomming noises are coming from Wolvie's mouth which can be heard over whatever tv show is playing in the background. They stay like that until Wade decides it's tea time and Logan follows him to the kitchen, ready for his food

Turn up the volume if you wanna hear the purring and nomming noises

[moonchild-in-blue]

If you choose to look at Sleep as an allegory for depression/mental illness, the romantic and co-dependent nature of Vessel's lyrics hurt that much more.

"I hate you and you're bad for me" "I don't know who I am without you" "Please set me free" "Please don't leave me" "You're an intrinsic part of me" "I must become someone new".

Ya feel me?

[rottenpumpkin13]

And now we know.

Yeah there was actually a hidden chapter in FS that confirmed Glenn + Matt and Lucia were the ones to introduce pasta to Miniroth/j !!

*The trio walk up to Sephiroth with a pot of pasta*

Matt: We made pasta. Would you like some?

Sephiroth: I've never had it before. Does it taste good?

Glenn: It tastes great! It's my favorite food, you'll love it.

Sephiroth, unsure: It doesn’t look like it follows the diet Professor Hojo has prescribed for me…

Lucia: Eh, screw the diet. Just have a little bit! Here, let me plate it for you.

*Sephiroth eats a bite. His eyes suddenly go wide*

Glenn: See? I told you you'd love—Woah! Slow do—HE'S EATING THE—HE'S EATING THE METAL POT—HOW DID HE EAT IT SO FAST!??

Sephiroth: Ț̸͚͑Ḩ̶̼̤͈̻̩̯̝̣̹̟͖͇̅͛͋͛̚̕Á̴̧͓̹Ṇ̷̫̹͍͖͇͛͐̊̈͘͝͝K̸̫̏̈́̋̏͜͝͝

Glenn: CALL A PRIEST

[thebubbleplush1]

Forgive me father... For I have sinned....

Yes this Miku binder Preston... Don't ask...

Also yes i'm back on tumblr after 2763 years :3

[pastafossa]

Got back from my trip back down to my old area and it went... really well actually. For all that I hated, hated, HATED living there, during the last 7 years or so I found a community the next town over that was lovely and supportive and wonderfully kind. Some of them have moved away in the time I've been gone, but I had SO much gd fun visiting with everyone still there, watching the renewal of vows, dancing at the reception, getting tons of massive bear hugs and lots of cheek kisses, and I even popped into their church service this morning to visit a bit longer with everyone (hilariously i did not burst into flames or get thrown out). I missed them so much. It's not my faith anymore, and church is no longer my 'place', but my friends there... I'm glad I didn't have to leave them behind, that we all still love each other, that they're all so happy about me being happy and I'm just as happy that they're happy. And some of them said they'd come up to my city to visit! YES. COME TO ME IN THE LAND OF SNOW AND ICE, VISIT ME, LIVE HERE, MOVE HERE, I PROMISE IT'S NOT AS COLD AS YOU THINK.

Also I stopped at my family's favorite hole-in-the-wall bakery before starting home because I'd called ahead for 2 dozen of their speciality chocolate frosted, glazed cinnamon buns, they are as big as your hand, they're the most delicious things I've ever had, the bakery owner lady literally helped me carry all the boxes out to my car, I am going to freeze them and see if me and the fam can't drag out the supply for 6-8 months, I regret nothing.

[daguerreotyping]

Albumen print depicting a level of pasta enjoyment that most of us can only aspire to, c. 1870

[dark-twist-fairytales]

Have Torbek and The Other/The Duke/Gorebek being plural and trying to figure out what the fuck the other goes for.

[failyaoi]

(Swordblade) Johnny made Kenshi eat McDonald’s one time and bro almost died. Johnny can cook but dude definitely eats out more. KENSHI THO cooks EVERYTHING from scratch and I mean everything. It’s one of his favorite past times. Tho he is thankful that Sonya got him a bread maker to save on time.

My HC for Johnny is that he can only cook a few things from his mom's recipes that he's perfected and can make them really really well. But if you put him in front of a stove to make an omelet he'll somehow burn it. He prefers to eat out because he has the money for it and it saves time for him and honestly only cooks the recipes he knows when he has nothing better to do or he's craving it. When he gets with Kenshi, he starts eating healthier

....Kenshi on the other hand, really enjoys cooking ESPECIALLY if it's for his family (friends included) and cooks a variety of foods. He has the kitchen arranged perfectly and once he finds out someone's favourite food nobody is safe and he WILL cook it for them on a random Wednesday. He denies that cooking for others is a love language but it is so obvious that it's 100% just that. He also enjoys cooking for himself and will just do it after a long day. He finds out Takeda's favourite food and cooks it when it's an off day for him, he prepares Johnny and Sonya's lunches and when they open it there's always something they love but also nutritious/vitamin rich stuff too.

Johnny suggests they just eat out tonight because they were working late but Kenshi is like NO WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME. He has caught Johnny and even Sonya eating a burger in the corner as fast as they can and have sometimes even eaten in the car before they get home 😭😭

Sonya buying him a breadmaker is so cute and he definitely uses it all the time, for a few weeks after he got it there was always some sort of bread on the side of whatever else he made...

Speaking of Sonya I think she can cook she just doesn't want to. Her husband does it for her so why would she.......she's like make me Miso soup make me fried chicken and he's like yes my love ^.^

[nguyenfinity]

IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE THE POLL BUT HERE WE GO Eden and Crazy:B in outfits I've worn on those days !!!

[arimiaromage]

I made a rough d.gray-man timeline for the Earl/Allen/Mana shenanigans and some people found it useful so I'll throw it here too. should be, like, 90% accurate at least until more chapters come out lol.

spoilers up to ch 247

- Adam/original Earl meets Catarina in Edinstown, disappears sometime later, and Mana & Nea are "born"

- Catarina raises Mana & Nea

- Nea meets past!Allen, Mana & Nea meet Cross Marian and the Noah clan, Nea awakens as a Noah (but doesn't have Noah memories)

- Nea gains Adam's memories*, makes past!Allen his pianist/partner in crime who controls the ark

- Nea kills the Noah, Catarina is heavily injured possibly by Mana/the Earl

- Mana becomes the Earl, kills Nea in front of Road & Cross, regains control as Nea tells him to find "Allen", at some point during this past!Allen asks Nea to let him hide Nea's memories

- Mana goes... somewhere... and is himself for a brief time but the Earl takes over again

- several years pass (around 28ish years) as Mana is the Earl and Cross searches for "Allen"

- Allen is sold to the circus as an infant

- Mana wakes up one day as himself—amnesiac of the past 28ish years up to when he was with Nea—and in Edinstown he joins the circus to find Nea

- Mana & Allen find each other but Apochryphos messes things up, Earl tries to take over Mana again, Cross tries to kill Allen, Mana & Allen flee the circus after Allen's innocence breaks Mana's memories

- 3 years later Mana ""dies"", Allen supposedly calls the Earl, and Cross finds Allen, somehow in this time Mana returns to being the Earl

- 3 more years later Allen is sent to the Black Order, i.e. the beginning of the manga

*we don't know when Nea gained Adam's memories but he had them after death so I think it's mostly safe to say he had them while he was alive, as it was probably a cause to him killing the Noah

**in the circus flashbacks in chapter 233 Cross says that "Allen became Nea's host 35 years ago" but at this point in time it was around 28ish years ago, as it's 35 in present day. I think this is a typo but feel free to make theories around it lol

[etirabys]

I've failed at "eat meat once a week" reducetarianism but I've been drifting towards "only eat meat I'm excited about", and now I've articulated that explicitly as a direction I think I can go further in it