#and I'm like biting as a if I'm a rabid dog rn

[madwheelerz]

I have like a growing analysis of the Duffers possibly hinting at Mike's autism(?) rn and like it's doing twirls in my head.

I just realized Hopper asking Enzo if his son, Mikhail, is "slow" was like slang for a mental illness. 😳

[toxycodone]

I'm on a diet and I'm so sad rn 😞

I need to bite on my faves (Laios and Kabru I'm so normal about them- I love Falin too but she gets the special treatment because Falin 😍) to compensate for the fact I can't gnom anymore. What is life if I can't nip at people like a rabid feral dog?

my advice: 1. GET OFF YOUR DIET DIETS FUCKINF SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But agreed. I have cuteness aggression I need to grab my faves and shake them around like a overstimulated dog

[motherthroat]

ok see now i'm gonna go down the list again n send u a novel bc quite frankly i'm relentless n want to know wht three emojis u wouldn’t give me + clown around Together 😇

🍪 - this is a given and my motivation behind handcuffing us together for all of eternity duhhh<3

💥 - this is visible to anyone with eyes but i do understand tht it may be nice to hear so yes mori ur layout is very pleasing 👍

🚬 - you Are cool, n perhaps intimidatingly so, but not to me bc you’ve been soft w me before n even tho you're taller.. in my heart, you're my height. or shorter :3

🍜 - see i can’t say this bc i feel like ur skills cannot be imitated bc wht infuses such flavor into ur work is the fact tht it comes from You n it has ur heart in it. so. i will leave all of tht to you n all of the fawning n rabid cheerleading to me 😌

🧠 - yes i learn that there are indeed intelligent life forms out there which is always reassuring and desperately needed in these dark times amen 🙏

suddenly blind and unable to read idk wht the next emoji is omg 404 blue screen of death currently buffering only to finally load…..

🍧 - yes. u are. n i remember sometimes going “omgggg am i special… seeing the soft underside… 🥹👉👈” heheheheheh but again this is jus a Given like. nods at u

🧢 - see idk if i have the proper qualifications to determine whether or not ur a Bro and i would hate to be misdiagnosing out here 😞

🫀 - ok so see the thing abt this one is tht i’m actually a goodie two shoes tht can’t fight n has nonexistent arm strength so this whole killing someone n digging a grave thing would have to perhaps fall to u like . it’s almost a cannibal au situation except we’re not eating them yk? 🫶 but i would offer emotional support ofc n a moist towelette to wipe the blood off. sooo ride or die as in that + i'm your chihuahua guard dog tht would bite anyone's ankle <3 (but this is also a given bc again: the handcuffs. would i cuff us if we weren't ride or dies? exactly.)

🗣 - the thing abt this one is i’d be happy tht ur out there thriving living ur life or i’d assume tht u were here but deleted ur posts before i woke up / logged in bc the alternative would also kill me immediately </3

the only time i’d ever send u a tomato is if i were gently placing one in ur hand bc we were in the kitchen cooking something delicious n u asked me to get u one :) peace n luv on planet earth

i made tht small text n it's still long as hell . rip

𝄢 hey 😎

🍪 ─ u're v fascinating n i mean that. even if u do smth incredibly weird that'll annoy me i'd still go hmm i can fix them. or not bc i'll most likely be knee-deep joining u on wtvr u're doing. u make my ti-dom...... ti-domming

💥 ─ the fact that i'm ur moot rn is prove bc ppl w horrid sense of aesthetic just existing piss me off

🫂 ─ a given. in fact, u can bring up the most outta nowhere, embarassing topic n i won't ever think fuck this lil weirdo asking me stupid shit. tho if it's trivial matters like a post reminding me of u, i prefer to interact publicly. for no rzn................

🚬 ─ no ♡ u are cool... the way i find will byers cool. unintimidatingly so. n the fact that i'm shorter in ur heart is actually sickening to read ngl. this is us denise, this is how we look side by side ↓ 1.) i can rest my chin on top of ur head 2.) if i'm any shorter then we'd both be chihuahua material which is wrong

🍜 ─ ur ability to befriend anyone quick n be generally likable instead of mr. oversuspicious who yells at anybody stepping on his lawn due to a few bad experiences x

❤️‍🔥 ─ do i need to say anyth. c'mon. c'mon. everytime i log in, i wonder what's denise gonna say today abt raggedy ass ppl n what cute stuff is denise gonna come up w. u helplessly dying on the floor due to ur lactose intolerance for the 5th time is Content. atp i'm an enjoyer of a whole denise* not just denise the st blog

🧠 ─ maybe. not necessarily learning new things but being reassured that smone hasn't forgotten the thing

─ ok? i was making a creamy red sauce rigatoni w flan as dessert n u gotta pay the kiss the cook toll to even get the flan i put on the upper shelf but ig smone is full. more for me 🙄

🍧 ─ another given. n here's the thing: i don't like it when ppl get 💗💞💓💕💖-coddly w me. s not inherently bad, just that a lot of em expect u to match energies/respond similarly which is. i don't do that. n i don't like how fragile sm mutualships can be over it. but i don't mind u barfing ur love all over my activity partly bc ik uk how i am n none of my painstaking push n pull will deter u + it's U. that's it

🧢 ─ pft no. never even crossed my mind. u hv ZERO bro energy

🫀─ i knew u have the arm strength of soggy fries so i alrd fully assigned myself to do the brute work yes. on a srs note, u're my Friend friend. now me making a distinction between a friend n a Friend friend seems terrible but the latter isn't just existing in the same space peacefully, no, i wanna get to a point where u n i fight over small things n make up 5 mins later. i want us to bonk e/o on the heads. i want sm henpecking going on when necessary. ik u can be relied on for that level of #trust

❤️‍🩹 ─ *n this is why i wanna meet u irl. i want this so bad it's actually embarassing

🗣 ─ yes but if u're enjoying life away from this lawless wasteland n its chronically online weirdos i can do nothing but let u be. get that fresh O². touch that grass

🍅 ─ why the hell would i give u this. why. not in a million yrs. unless... ☹ peace n luv on planet earth indeed. later i'm peeling chilled fruits n sharing it w u on the front porch as we watch the sun set alongside édith piaf's hymne à l'amour

[pondslime]

hii we have a few mutuals and u seem so fucking cool <3 i read ur fics all the time, pls never stop with the bo sinclair simp train ����

^actual pic of me waking up from a nap to this 🥺😭💕

u read my stuff??? all the time??? HELLO???? thank you???? I'm so touched that u like my weird fucknonsense enough to not only??? read it once?? but somehow go back for seconds?? double dipping in hicknasty??? ily ur fueling my brain rn

and AAAAAA the bo sinclair simp train is UNFORTUNATELY always choo choo full speed ahead ROCKIN down the train tracks of my mind. SMH!!! I would love to write litcherally ANYTHING else for ANY other character and yet. he has me on a short leash and every single time I inch my way towards pullin out of it I wake up w/743874837 wip ideas for him 💀 how do I have THIS MUCH to say about that man??? insanity fr

boseph mcgee...........if he was a kong dog chew toy that u filled w/peanut butter I'd be a rabid saint bernard tearin that shit apart just MUNCH MUNCH BITE BITE.........I want to kick him down the rocky stairs @ the philly art museum and then make him buy me an overpriced biscotti from the cafe on the second floor..........sigh

anyway mwah I luv u anon

[selvadeltrueno]

MAN I SO WANNA BLOCK THE BITCH RN HAVE YOU EVER HAD A REALIZATION THAT MAKES YOU IMMEDIATELY WANNA THROW UP AND WANNA THROW HANDS AND I JUST WANNA BLOCK THE BITCH AND MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE AND I JUST FELT LIKE THE POOR MAN'S VERSION OF A BITCH AND THAT'S SO HUMILIATING AND SO MADDENING CUZ I'M NO BITCH'S POOR MAN VERSION I'M MY OWN BITCH AND AN AMAZING BITCH SI A ESAS VAMOS AND UGH I WANNA BITE HIS HEAD OFF AND SPIT IT INTO A BUCKET OF SCUM AND UGH I ALREADY FELT STUPID FOR FEELING DOWN FOR MISSING HIM AND NOW I JUST WANNA DELETE HIM FROM EXISTENCE THE GUT THE GUMPTION THE BITCH HAD FOR USING ME AS A THREE MONTH PLACEHOLDER OF HIS FUCKING BITCH OF A BOYFRIEND FUCKING BITCH ASS WHO COULDN'T TAKE A FAVOR FROM ME LITTLE TINY BITCH OF A MAN I DO NOT DESERVE THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE IN MY FUCKING LIFE THOSE BITCHES WOULD love love love TO HAVE ME IN THEIR LIFE BUT THAT WAS A PRIVILEGE THEY WERE TOO STUPID TO SEE HOPE THEY ROT IN HELL TOGETHER FREAKING DRUNKS AND SICKOS AND SO CALLED FJSJFKAKALF UGH AND I'M MOSTLY MAD AT MYSELV FOR FALLING FOR THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IF I HAVE ANY MAJOR FLAW IS BELIEVING IN PEOPLE AND BEING SO BLIND BUT THAT'S IT I'M SO FUCKING DONE NOT EVER AGAIN AND I WANNA FUCKING KEEP THIS RANT GOING BUT I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY RN JUST *rabid crazy dog noises*

[deadrlngers]

on my 2077 brain rot again and i just wanted to say i can't wait to have the dlc so i can use that whip thing all the damn time bc it's sexy

[james-wilsons-mommymilkers]

I'm feeling really bad rn so yall are getting an infodump about opossums now so

20 OPOSSUM FACTS!!

(tried to present some more uncommon facts)

The males are called Jacks, the females Jills, and the babies are called Joeys

They are mainly scavengers and their diet consists of dead animals, insects, rodents, birds, fruit, plants, frogs, grain, and trash

A little known fact about their diet is that they have a high need for calcium, which is why they eat the skeletal remains of rodents and roadkill animals.

They have 13 nipples, which is why you won't see a Jill with more than 13 Joey's.

Joey's are born about the same size as a grain of rice, and have to make their way to their mothers pouch. That journey is dangerous, and at the end only max. 13 will survive because there's only 13 nipples.

Opossums have poor eyesight, but a keen sense of smell and hearing.

When mating the opossums roll onto their right side. If they fail to do so or roll onto their left they're less likely to have mated successfully

Jacks have a bifurcated (forked into two) penis, and Jills have a double vagina to accommodate this

They have prehensile tails that help them climb in trees

They grip things with their paws and are seen feeding themselves with them

Their back paws have opposable thumbs lacking claws which they use to climb

They very rarely get rabies! Their bodies core temperature is too low. It's much more likely to encounter a rabid dog or cat than rabid opossum

they're highly resistant to snake venom, and can be bitten by a rattlesnake 80 times without effect

their 50 teeth are razor-sharp, yet they rarely ever bite humans.

they don't play possum on purpose. it's a non voluntary response to extreme stress, which happens more often in younger opossums. playing possum is also quite risky because in this state, while they do make themselves look unappealing, if a predator does decide to take a nibble the opossum can't do anything about I because they are unconscious. This state can last from minutes to hours

they make themselves drool to appear sick to predators so they get left alone

they hiss and bear their teeth mainly for show, to appear mean and scary in the hopes of being left alone so they can flee

They're prone towards frostbite and hypothermia. Their tails and ears are nearly hairless, leaving them unprotected in the winter. You can tell an opossum has lived through atleast one winter by signs of frostbite on their ears and tails

Opossums in urban areas are a LOT larger than Opossums in more natural, rural areas. Studies have shown urban Opossums are on average 34% larger than rural ones.

While they prefer to be on land, they are very good swimmers.

And there we have it, 20 facts about Opossums! I hope yall thought they were awesome-possum.

And remember, if you're lucky enough to encounter one, be kind to them, they mean no harm.

I kiss everyone who reblogs on the mouth, with tongue. (full homo)