#and I'm like ''thats the devil talking you cant fool me''

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Me, having slept maybe 5 hours in the last 48 hours and trying to go to sleep rn despite the sun being up: But what if I worked on my fanfic

[john-bitchester]

Bubbles watches Supernatural season 5, episode 22: swan song.

This is a 42 minute episode. It took me 2 hours and a half to get through becase I had so many feelings and thoughts. Enjoy

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON, THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOONEEE. LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEST, DON’T YOU CRY NO MOOOOORREEEEE

Ah gabe how I miss you

Not you zacharia I hate you

I never cared about a car as much as I have about a 1967 chevrolet impala

I love that Dean canonically picks out his dads car, because it is the same as his dads car, who chose it because is son recommended it to hem because it reminded the son of his dads car who...

IM SORRY

Sammy sitting on the hood like that does things to me

No no no dean youre being stupid

Wdym youre on board

AAAH DEAN LOOK AT YOU GROWING UP SEEING SAMMY AS A BIG BOY

Its still a stupid plan tho

Not normal about them

Nomnom blood

This gives a whole new meaning to milking

No poor sam look at his face he is stressed

'Angels don't sleep'

Didnt we already establish that he is humaned

WE TALKED ABOUT STAGE 2 SUICIDE IDIATION

'You go to lisa and pray to god shes dumb enough to take you in' HAHAHHAHA spoken like a true sibling

You're so silly sam you know dean would start a second apocalypse for you

SEE YA IN HELL

NO

The way I screamed

'When he gets in, keep fighting, don't give an inch'

'Yes sir'

NO SAM THATS BOBBY DONT YOU DARE YES SIR HIM

I cant tell if it's because this was how dickchester always talked to him so it's reflex, or if it’s Sam's way of saying 'youre like a father to me'

Imma go with both for my sanity

My friend bunbun: that john issues run deep with these boys

Me: The mariana trench would be impressed

'Oh I'm supposed to lie'

'Suuure... they'll be.. fiiiiine'

Cass I love you so, you are so real for this

That cannot be tasty

Or good for the stoomy

Oh my god Sam is high as a kite

Nooo not chuck going over the impala memoriessss

Noooooo

I need you to know that I'm watching this, hand clasped over my mouth, going NoOoOoOoOo

I have a feeling that the memories of the car will make sam able to grasp control again or smt

Also, dean is such a sentimental washcloth, rebuilding the car with the legos and the soldier man

Oh sam that was sexy of you (Zapping the demons by just closing his eyes)

'I live, he lives, we get our parents back'

Heres the thing, from videos and fic I know that at some point sam lives for a year or so without dean

So now im like, uh oh

I feel like this is an act

Its all an act

Ofcourse they knew the devil would know about the horsemen

Theyre his main henchmen, it would be stupid to think that the devil wouldnt know about the rings

Finally, the boy has memorised something (The spell for the cage)

aaaaaaaaahgg

COME ON SAMMY

aaaahshfhm fukb fgbukgxfubkrgxukb

NO NO NO NO NO

SAAAAM BE STRONG

......

Wtf Lucy that is so not funny

Pretend that Sam had won the fight with lucy in his brain

Only to then be like "jk"

Dean you shouldve just kicked him in the hole while his back was at you

Fidget spinner of power hihi

Why would he let dean live

Michael's vessel

NAH THE DEVIL JUST MADE A VERY FUNNY STAR WARS REFERNCE'

I suggest we become drunk' -cass

Oph my god these dumbasses really did think lucy wouldn't know of the rings

NoOoOoOo Bobby mourning his sooon

I am not well

I know what you can do, dean

You can have some gay sex with the angel

Knowing this was meant to be the end end makes it so much worse

I cant do this in my own oh my gosh

Im literally going like 'crying noise, noohoo Bunbuuun'

Them gazing th stars togehter on clear nights🥺🥺🥺🥺

Driving 2 days for a game, and a week for a concert

Heart goes auch

Nooooooo

Not okay about this

Its the Good Omens finale all over again

Chuck has grown on me

WELL THEN I AINT GONNA LET HIM DIE ALONE

Winchester pt3 you fool

I cant say i trust lucy, but hes making some good points

God is giving abusive father for sure

'You made me do this' he tells his kids

Another thougth, actually

Sam and dean where the perfect vessels because of ther lineage, cain and abel, i believe

But also bc they were representative of michael and lucy themselves

But hear me out. What if john and god are also reminiscent of each other

After all, the brothers couldn't be who they became without their father, have it be winchester or the angels

Both brothers (lucy & michael vs winchester) didnt have a mother

Had a father who was demanding

And both pairs of brothers, as established by the shwo, are the same. The loyal warrior who never doubted the father, and the fallen, who did

They could never become these people without the father, ergo, without god and john

We know john was a horrible father

So even ingoring what lucy is proposing here (god made me as I am) and my own opinions on God, the train of logic still assumes that God had to be, is, equally as abusive towards the brothers as z

John was towards the winchester brothers

Please tell me that cassete is 'Carry on wayward son' by kansas

Or no, even better, the one song by asia hahahha

WTF DEAN HAHAHAH THAT WAS NOT THE MUSIC I EXPECTED

SORRY AM I INTERUPTING SOMETHING

You know, whenever I'm annotating the episodes lke I'm doing now, it always takes me an hour to watch an episode instead of the forty minutes that it actually last

but at the speed I am annotating and thinking right now , it will genuinely take me twice as long.

like it will take me an hour and a half at least I think. (Ha! Bubbles. You fool. It nearly took you 2 hours and a half)

Youre next on my list buttercup

CASS WHERE THOSE YOUR FIRST BIG BOY WORDS! (Hey, assbutt!)

Not the molotov cocktail fhrnifhhf

WHAT THE FUCJ

CASTI3L WHAT THE DU JDUCK

Holy fuck

I need a moment

No

Sammy it's okay I'm here

Bunbun I am so unwell about this

Unwell

I KNEW IT

OH MY GOD I FUCKING CALLED IT

Im not crying youcrying

I love that they do this flasback bit with jus wind, and the 'tok' sound every now and then

Makes it a very strong scene

SCREAMING

ENDING ON THE HUG SCREAMING

The fact that the actual hug removes the white noise

Unwell

oh

Oh my god

Sam is going to pull michael with him

I can feel it

Okay I think this is one of the few times the bad cgi actually kinda ruined it for me

No

Hes all alone

He cant be

No one who could possibly begin to understand left

Have I mentioned Im not okay

Cass

The relief in my voice when I whispered this out loud just now is ludicrous

And now, kiss

'Cass are you god?' Oh sweetie

BOBBY

this is making me think of john milton

'And as they walk hand in hand, slowly their way through eden"

Along those lines

Chuck quit yer bitchin

Dean really went, 'okay god, its personal now'

Peace, or freedom?

Holy fuck

Because he made a promise

My stomach is genuinly physically aching

The fact that even deans voice sounds broken

Actually crying rn

What if chuck is god

WHAT THE FUCK CHUCK WHERE DID YOU GO

NAH DONT TELL ME IM FUCKING RIGHT

SAM WTF

Sam? Lucy?

Sam

Oh im sorry it cant stop here wtf

How where they ever plannning on stopping like this that is unholy

1h 30 later:

I know i started spn on my own accord, but I hope you know what you did

I was eating with my parent just now, and during the entired meal (now still) carry on was playing on repeat in my head. Coming from someone who typically lives a soundtrack-free life

Another hour later:

Still recovering

Have been having imaginative co-star interviews with jared padalecki for about 2 hours now. It's a coping mechanisnm

Literally my whole day was spn

I woke up with fic. Ate lunch with an episode. Watched the finale, read more fic

I am unwell

[hyotenhyakkaso]

Toshiro mains: (You do not have t be my main back fjadsf and mainly for my benefit)

Ichigo - @kurxsaki

Rangiku - @rangikuxmatsumoto

Senna - @forgottensoulreaper

Aizen - @mozoushakami

Hichigo - @whitx-dxath 

Homura -@accidentialsoulreaper

Hinamori - @ofhalcycn

Hanataro - @bleachintothemultiverse

Orihime - @auburniivenus

Rukia - @rukia-kuchiki-divided

Grimmjow - @musegalaxy (Main Ship)

Ganon - @daemoniumsmajesty (Main Ship)

Ulquiorra - @nihilonati (Main Ship)

[miyuki-sawamura-tydy]

Kuramochi: Did you know that Sawamura have a crush on Sanada?

Miyuki: ...

Kuramochi: If only that one dumb person make a move now, he won't lose his chance to confess his love

Miyuki: I don't have feeling for Sawamura. I told you so many times already.

Kuramochi: Did I mentioned you, Miyuki?

Miyuki: Uughh! Shut up! Leave me alone!

Kuramochi: Well, don't come crying at me if Sanada snatch away your favorite pitcher later. I warned you already. Seriously speaking, Sanada is a good catch too. He's an Ace for his team, pretty good looking and tall. He respect people, unlike someone. I can't blamed Sawamura for falling for him, not you.

Miyuki: Leave me alone, Kuramochi.

Kuramochi: Oh well. Oh, by the way, Sanada invited Sawamura for a date this weekend. And Haruichi told me that, Sawamura agreed in a heartbeat. They will go for movie if I'm not mistaken.

Miyuki: Why are you telling me this? What for?

Kuramochi: Just saying. Since it was a huge rumors among members that Sanada was asking Sawamura for a date. Maybe he will be the first one to get a boyfriend among Seidou kids. Don't you agree?

Miyuki: I don't care. He's free to go out with anyone he wants.

Kuramochi: You should see your face in the mirror. Oh well, they will go watching movie at xxx Cinema. This Saturday at 5pm. In case you want to know.

Miyuki: Damn you Kuramochi!

***

Miyuki doesn't know why he's standing at xxx Cinema hall. He's cursing at Kuramochi in his mind. The idea of Sanada and Sawamura on a date was making him uncomfortable. But how do he will explain if they see him here. Suddenly Miyuki become panic.

Someone: Miyuki Kazuya?

Miyuki, terrified: *looking at someone who standing behind him* Sawamura

Sawamura: You're early. *blush*

Miyuki: Huh? What? Why are you alone? Where's Sanada?

Sawamura: Huh? I think he's on a date with Raichi. Raichi told me that they went to amusement park today. Why?

Miyuki: Wait, he's on date with who??!

Sawamura: Raichi. Why are you yelling at me? And why are you so shocked about that?

Miyuki: I thought he's on a date with you!

Sawamura: Why the hell I'll go on a date with someone else boyfriend?! Miyuki Kazuya, are you dumb or what?!

Miyuki: Don't call your senpai a dumb, dumbass! What are you doing here?!

Sawamura: Are you trying to piss me off now?!

Miyuki: What?? What did I do?!

Sawamura: You're the one who asked me to meet you here! And now you're asking me why am I here?! Are you for real?!

Miyuki: I did? When? I didn't know about this either!

Sawamura, pressing his phone furiously: Then what's this?! You sent me an email asking me to meet you here! *close to tears*

Miyuki, surprised reading his own email: I sent that??

Sawamura: Oh God! You really pissing me off now. You know what? Forget about it. I'm out of here.

Miyuki, trying to reach for his phone: Wait Sawamura. *some email caught his attention*

"Yo, Kazuya. This is my present for you. A date with Sawamura. Since you're a coward so I planned this beautiful date with Zono and Shirasu. In case you're blurred, I sent an email to Sawamura asking him out for a date using your own phone, of course. I put the ticket in your bag. Enjoy your date!

-Kuramochi <3

Miyuki, chasing Sawamura: Sawamura

Sawamura: *ignored*

Miyuki: Sawamura, please listen to me

Sawamura: *ignored*

Miyuki: Eijun

Sawamura: *stop walking*

Miyuki: Okay, I'm sorry. My mistake. I feel like I owed you an explanation.

Sawamura: What? You're not the one who sent that email? Is it Kuramochi senpai?

Miyuki: Unfortunately, yes. I didn't know how he can hacked my phone but he did sent you that email. I'm so sorry for that.

Sawamura: So this whole date is not your idea then? I should know this. And yet I'm still hoping that this was not a dream.

Miyuki: Huh? What are you saying?

Sawamura: I like you, okay? I like you from the the day I met you. When I received that email, I know there's something wrong about it but I refused to believe it. I was hoping that, you do have feeling for me too. That's why you asking me out. But, I'm just a fool. I should know better.

Miyuki: You like me?

Sawamura: Are you really a dense person?! All my efforts to show you my feeling all this times were ignored by you completely. I can't believe I fell for you. I thought you're a genius, Cap!

Miyuki: Are you trying to confess of dissing me right now?!

Sawamura: I give up on confessing my feeling already. It's just a waste! I'm going back to the dorm. Sleeping or wrestling with Kuramochi senpai is better than this!

Miyuki, grabbed Sawamura's hand: You're not going anywhere. You will stay here and watch a movie with me.

Sawamura: Huh? What for?!

Miyuki: That's so brave of you calling me dense when you're the same. I'm asking you out for a date, dummy.

Sawamura, blushing: Thats already overdue

Miyuki: Says who? The one that already overdue is Kuramochi request. Now, it's me, the great Miyuki Kazuya, asking you out for movie date.

Sawamura: Ppff The Great Dense King is asking me for a date, like finally.

Miyuki: Shut up! Are you on or not?!

Sawamura: I'm already here. What else I'm going to do? Why are asking me out for a date suddenly. You know, I don't want to force you to do anything that you don't want to do.

Miyuki: The truth is, Kuramochi told me that you will go on a date with Sanada. I was angry at that and before I know it, I'm already standing here without any plans.

Sawamura: What are you going to do if I'm going for a movie date with Sanada senpai..

Miyuki: Maybe kidnapped you before you meet him or something? Or dragged you back to school and have pitching practice until you're dead tired so you wont thinking about dating someone else other than me.

Sawamura: You are a jerk. Or you should just confess to me that you like me. It's easier than all that, you know.

Miyuki: Yeah, I should do that. Well, I like you Sawamura. Be my boyfriend.

Sawamura, blushing: Oh God..you really are a jerk.

Miyuki: Well tell me something I don't know.

***

Back in the dorm

Kuramochi: Oh I got an email from Miyuki

"Cheetah, once I get back to the dorm, we seriously need to talk. You and me. Don't you dare to run away, you bastard.

P/s: Thank you for the date. I owed you this one. I love you Cheetah!

Shirasu: Someone is happy.

Kuramochi: I'm happy for them but why do I feel like I just hand over my precious brother to a devil or something???? Why can't Sawamura like somebody else other than that dumbass.

Shirasu: You know Miyuki can make him happy more than others?

Kuramochi: I'm gonna kill that bastard if he dares to break my precious brother's heart.

Shirasu & Zono: We will help you

-The End-

I cant sleep so I wrote this.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: Carls, what's good? Carly: me Ali: ooh, ok, love a bit of self-love Ali: ✝ or 😍 or 💊 or other good [please state] Carly: 🍆 Ali: 👌 noiceee Ali: anyone i know? Ali: nosy bitch i know but i'm living vicariously these days 😉 Carly: yea Carly: i cant tell tales outta school Ali: ugh Ali: boo! 😂 Ali: I'll have to stick to being excited Ro and Drew are back on... Carly: you can try Ali: 🔪💚 Ali: killing me Ali: need some good news gurl, if you can't tell me about your dickscapades then tell me something else for my posi vibes Ali: yeah? Ali: got a ☮ rep to maintain Carly: theres pills for that Carly: ill share Ali: aw, she really cares! 😘 Ali: i'm still attached to rio by the tit so can't Ali: bummer 😋 Carly: 🍼 her Carly: she old enough? 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Ali: Maybe he don't fucking know either Ali: I'd ask but I'm not getting a straight answer so meh Carly: he doesnt use my name Carly: does he remember hers Ali: Like you said, she doesn't talk about that kinda thing, but I hope so Ali: I don't think Ro would deal if he didn't but what do I know Ali: you're cool with it? Carly: the answers there Carly: he must like her Carly: scared to wife her Carly: i dont have his tattooed on me either Ali: funny way of showing it Ali: fucking hell, more drama than my own 😂 Ali: good, i'm glad you're happy with it forreals, one less to worry about Carly: i miss him Carly: thats not for you to nerd over Ali: but he doesn't stop Ali: that's what drives me wild, he gets his cake and eats it too when he's with Ro too Ali: but preaching to the choir or whatever the fuck here Ali: sorry, wish I could tell Ro this, that's all Carly: hes not getting any cake from her Ali: is that what he's telling you? or just presumption? Carly: we dont talk about her Ali: okay well at least he's not bullshitting here Ali: 'cos nah girl Carly: not good shit k Carly: thats why he wants me so bad Ali: that's what i mean, so if he loves her and wants you, that'd be chill if Ro was cool with it but she ain't Ali: right Ali: know what I gotta do now at least Carly: but youre not ratting me out to him Carly: dont need that mood Ali: of course not Ali: like i said, you've done nothing wrong Ali: he's not trying to hide anything, i think she knows Ali: so its not gonna come back to you, it can't Carly: k Carly: i need him to come around Carly: whenever Ali: sounds like he will Ali: don't think anyone or thing is stopping him Ali: do you love him? Carly: no Carly: i Carly: we have fun Ali: alright Ali: good Ali: i hope he'll treat you better when all this shit gets sorted Ali: more fun, full time, what could be better? Carly: he's good to me Carly: 🍆 & 💊 Carly: no better Ali: you won't have to miss him Ali: for one Ali: or share Ali: 🍆 at least Ali: you'll have to always get in line for the 💊 Carly: there's always other girls Carly: get in line for him too Carly: sharing can be fun Ali: yeah? fairplay Ali: do you get to bring other boys Ali: or is it just other girls for him Carly: why would i wanna bring other lads in? he's the better fuck Ali: if you insist Ali: plenty of dick in the sea tho Carly: not for you Ali: but i'm wifey-ed Ali: that ain't you, like you said Carly: yea Carly: i know when im onto a good thing tho Ali: you ain't a good thing? Ali: or drew just a fool? 🤔😜 Carly: no im not Carly: ask around Ali: why not? Ali: i don't listen to the town goss, heaven help my self-esteem if I did Carly: aw Carly: youre sweet Ali: yeah yeah yeah Ali: I know I'm annoying tf out of you but can't be tamed Carly: me too Ali: 😂 Ali: bitchfight in woodwork? 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