#and I'm gonna unpack new dishes now that my kitchen is clean

[swampndn]

Having a cute lil NYE playing online games with my two best friends in NYC, doing dishes, wearing a matching set, drinking sparkling apple cider, lighting candles. It cute.

[whenthep8wn]

Mrs. Dunne (Billy dunne x reader.)

Requested by anon~

Warnings: profanities, cliches, kinda non Canon Billy, mentions of knifes and injuries.

A/N: I was gonna name this video games bc my last fic was a Billy dunne x reader fic and it was called dark paradise which is another lana song but I justed started writing and "Mrs. Dunne." Came out a lot. And would anybody wanna be added to tag list? Also request wlw fics bc there's only men in my inbox and it's pissing me off.

Only the sounds of Billy strumming his acoustic guitar and you frustratingly trying to rip open this very well taped cardboard box of which was labeled "Billy's clothes" which probably consisted of jean everything.

"Yo Dunne! Maybe for once in your life get off your ass, stop playing that guitar and fucking help me with this box that you finally probably tapped!" He eruptedly stop strumming his guitar as you started yelling profanities at him.

A loud "mother fucker" could be heard from your small apartment as you accidentally cut your hand with the knife you were using to try and open that stupid box with. 

"Hey, hey" Billy said, concerned as he made his way over to you. "Hey, lemme see that."

"I'm sorry." You said trying to wipe away your tears with your uncut hand.

"Sorry? Why are you sorry? You have nothing to be sorry about." Your boyfriend said with that beautiful Billy-like smile.

"I know, I know it's just I've been acting like a bitch towards unpacking and you and I've been way too fucking stressed with moving and packing and unpacking that I haven't gave anytime to us- oh and look now I fucking cut my hand!" You winced at the pain of you swinging your arm too hard. 

"Okay baby calm down, we don't want you any more hurt." Billy chuckled at your fanatics.

"Oh you think this is funny Billy?!" 

"Yeah I kinda do." Billy said, starting to laugh a little bit too hard. 

"Oh yeah? You think it's funny I got hurt working on this home while you sat on your ass with your fucking guitar! You said sarcastically, gesturing to Billy's guitar.

"Okay little lady sit down while I take care of these boxes." You hummed an okay as you went to go sit down on the only chair Billy thought of unpacking, shorty after that because you were so stressed and tired you ended up drifting off to sleep. 

As you slowly opened your as from the sounds of metal clanging together and the sound of you and Billy's "the doors" vinyl playing. 

"Oh good morning sleeping beauty." Billy said sarcastically because it was indeed 8 pm. "Feeling better?" 

"Yeah much." As you walked towards Billy you saw him pressed up against the stove.

"What are you making?" You said as you notice the freshly clean kitchen free of the boxes. 

"Pasta. And wine." Billy chuckled as he handed you a glass of the alcohol.

"Hmmm thank you." You said giving the man a kiss on the cheek. "I see you cleaned." You said gesturing to the clean floor.

"Yep, just for you baby." You hummed in agreement giving him another kiss this time on the lips.

"Hm taste this." Billy said putting the fork in front of your mouth so you could see If the pasta is ready to eat. 

"Hmm good." You hummed with a mouth full of pasta giving your boyfriend a thumbs up.

Billy dished up the pasta in 2 separate bowls, you grabbed one of the bowls and grabbed your glass of white wine that you sat down on the kitchen counter and made your way to your brand new living room to sit next to you and Billy's books and his guitar. 

You sat down on the floor and grabbed your wine and put the glass to your mouth to take a sip as you felt something cold in your lips. As you took the thing out of your mouth to see a small diamond ring make your mouth fall open.

"Dunne?" Billy hummed back at you still not taking his eyes off the pasta. "What is this?" You said holding the Diamond up in the air.

"Hm? Ohhhh. Come here you're so far away I don't think I can't see it very well." Your boyfriend said very flirty. 

You made your way towards him, as you step right in front of him he wrapped his arm around your waist and took the ring out of your hand and put it on your finger. 

"Oh yeah that I think it's for you."

"What?" You said stunned.

"Will you be my Mrs. Dunne?" He said softly.

"Omg." You said bringing your hands to his face. "You can't be serious."

"Oh I'm serious Mrs. Dunne?" He said as a question, seeing if you were going to say yes.

"OH MY GOD!" 

"IS THAT YES?" Billy said, yelling just as loud as you were. 

"of course it's a yes you stupid stupid man!" You said slapping his chest grabbing his face again giving him a very needed well passionate kiss. 

He pushed you on top of the counter still making out with you. 

You pulled away from the kiss to look at your beautiful ring. 

"Y/n Dunne that has a nice ring to it." You said looking your now husband directly in the eyes. 

[nowoyas]

Living alone is so fucking nice I have a fuckton of beef stew and I don't have to share it with ANYONE. this can feed me for a WEEK while also freezing a week's worth so I have food to reheat on weeks where I don't have the spoons to stand in the kitchen or think of a meal or prepare the meal. Somehow living alone and doing everything myself, though, I have more spoons in general, because I'm not working around being considerate of housemates. So much of my mental energy used to go to thinking of how and when to do things so no one complained. When to brush my teeth. When to use the bathroom. When can I shower so that I don't get in anyone's way or wake anybody up. How long can I shower without someone being upset? Does anyone else need to shower anytime soon that will be mad if I use too much hot water? Not only that, has someone decided to re-organize the entire bathroom again so I have to adjust to a new layout of bottles in the shower, which I need to know innately since showering is a completely blind experience for me and I don't have the short term memory required to know that the shampoo and conditioner are on the other side of the bath and their order reversed? When can I clean so that no one will go behind me and fuck it up or be in the way when I'm doing it?

Not ONLY that, but I can actually work around my body. When my back hurts, I can choose to wait to take the bowl to the sink until I'm getting up to do something else and save myself some standing. I can let it soak until I can stand long enough to wash it properly. I can only do Some of the dishes and come back later when my back hirts less. No one gets mad. I don't have a dishwasher, but I have no dirty dishes waiting to be cleaned right now even though I spend a lot of my spoons unpacking and even just getting up the stairs to my apartment. Simply the fact that no one else is here increases the work I have to do, but Exponentially increases both my energy and willingness to do it. God. I was gonna make this post about beef stew but this is all just so fucking good. I could live forever this way.

[trisockatops]

I did manage to get done a fair bit of unpacking/moving stuff this weekend, so at least there's that.

Emptied out my old place (mostly was food and waiting for my new fridge)

Finished cleaning my old place

Checked mail at old place one last time

Left keys in old place

Finally unpacked the kitchen (I think final placements for all the pantry stuff is a work in progress, but everything has a home except for my hoard of spices I'm waiting for more storage for), so it's actually fucking usable

Deposited a check

Washed dishes

Bought the cutest lil crowbars meant for pulling up siding/flooring

Pulled up the siding so there's more room for my eventual range (which was an adventure that meant pulling out the cabinet and stacking up chairs to step over it because I'm afraid it would collapse under my weight)

Got rid of some excess chairs I bought for a specific counter that I haven't had a use for really in three places now

Recycled a buttload of boxes and got them out of my house

Put up some privacy window covers

Put down shelf liners in the old shelves and drawers

Cleared up the living room and started to decide how that's going to be organized

Finally have room to work out again with my workout station organized

God rid of an old rug that was apparently falling apart (went to put it in its place and the bottom just disintegrated everywhere)

Did a load of laundry at my old place so I don't have to bother my sister and see if I can use her washer/dryer since she's mad at me and I don't want to annoy her

Paid utilities still pending on old place

Sent out Christmas cards (late lmao but whatever, not like anybody sent me one anyway)

Found my SIL's birthday present while looking for unrelated supplies for cleaning my old place (holy shit it was so frustratingly hard to find a pumice stone to clean the grimy sink)

Things I need to do now:

Put up curtains everywhere

Put towels in the built in bathroom cabinet so I can get rid of the falling apart keeper I was storing towels in and move a piece of furniture to the living room to the bedroom so I can potentially keep my big chair

If not, throw out my big chair

The old water heater in the backyard is bugging me, so drag that to the front and call the city for disposal

Put up shelves so I can unpack 1 of my 2 last boxes (it's all decorative stuff there's no room for now since all my old places had nooks and crannies to put things on)

Put up art on wall or commit to painting the place

Plug in a bunch of surge protectors so I actually have places to plug shit in

Tape the internet cord to the wall since ofc it's right in the only space I have for working out

HANG THE DAMN TOWEL HOLDER AND TOILET PAPER HOLDER IN THE BATHROOM

Commit to either getting correct gas/electric installed for a range

Purchase a range before prices go up again (the one I was looking at went up $500 and is out of my budget now, grr)

Start the mushroom grower thing my siblings got me for Christmas

Call the bank because I accidentally transfered money to my fucking CD instead of the actual account I wanted to use. I also need to update my address and I was wanting to start some powerflex accounts with them so it needed done anyway but fuck that's gonna be a mess

[yeetusdabussy]

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Omoi x Black!fem reader

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"Sugary Treat?"

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Food play(f!), praise kink(M! And F!),Blk!reader,F!reader, name calling ,edging, teasing love making. Omoi is kinda a sub here. Dom!reader

Your legs feel like their on fire, the amount of cleaning and running around you did in y'all new shared home was a little exhausting, especially after all the unpacking. Now its just putting stuff where you like it. Omoi said you could decorate it anyway you want, he just wants to be with you, that's all that matters. But being the amazing husband he is, he's not gonna have you overwork yourself. "Baby you need help? Of course you do." Even if you say no, he's gonna do it regardless. Helping putting up clothes, pots,pans,and other household shit, it was more easier having him around than not at all. Omoi has been nothing but the world to you, just as much as you are to him. "Thanks omi, such a good hubby~" you kissed him right behind his neck where his shoulders meet, you can hear his breath hitch a bit. You also loved teasing Omoi, he was just such a sweetheart and respectful towards you, and you know he gets nervous easily. So why not have your little fun with him? He's so respectful to the point he will almost never ask for sex and wait until you want him no matter how hard it is for him to wait.

"Baby, I'm trying to put these dishes up for you.." He was almost inaudible but you heard his soft mumbles. His back still turned to you almost as if he was scared to look back at you. But you knew why, he was probably already embarrassingly hard from such a simple gesture and praise. Omoi is always up to please you when you ask, or even when moments like this happens. Besides you wanted some stress relief, and what better why than to use your sweet sweet sweeet good boy. "Why isn't my good boy looking at me? Has mommy not catch your eyes anymore?" You teased. Watching him tense and turn around quickly to hold you. "N-no! That's not the case at all! I was j-" you knew once he starts talking he never stops. You kissed him deeply, grabbing his chin between your thumb and index finger before pulling away with a string of saliva connecting to your lips and his. You gently cup his face and rub the drool across his lips to make them look glossy. omoi swears he almost creamed his pants from the action. His breathing even quickening as he grips your hips softly and stares at you with soft docile eyes. He was such a good boy for you."be a good boy and eat this pussy like you mean it then omi." He was dumb founded by your words but none the less ready to please you, not wasting time to put you on the kitchen table and spread your legs out. The sight before him always makes him discombobulated. He would place your ankles on his shoulders and begin to kiss your ankles,down to your calves,soon in between your inner thighs. He spreads your glistening folds and dives in, his tongue splits your folds as, slurping up your folds and soon sucking your clit into his mouth. The louder you got, it only made him get more messy and more aggressive, your thighs shake around his head."you like that baby? Like how I get you all worked up from just my tongue alone." He smiled up at you warmly but still filled with lust and desire. His hand reaches down and grabs a lollipop from his pocket, "omi really? You're gonna snack now?" You pouted at him." Baby would I ever do you like that?~" He pressed the cold lollipop against your clit making you gasp. He dragged the sweet sugary stick up and down your folds, making you whine and grind against it for friction, you so so much crave. "So creamy baby~ Don't you want to try?" He groans as you clench around nothing. He quickly stands up and leans against you, he grabs your chin and presses his thumb against your bottom lip. You opened your mouth as he places the lollipop in your mouth, the sugar mixed with your taste filled your mouth as you moaned around it. Omoi smiled in satisfaction, kissing your neck and down your body. His rough hands squeeze at your flesh with care, once he was between your thighs he quickly started lapping at the sugary liquid. Your hands tangled in his hair, grinding and trembling against his mouth.

"Shit- baby you taste so good, please cum in my mouth." He looks at you with lustful eyes, as he sucks on your cute little Pearl. Your back arched and SNAP, right on beat of his tongue flicking your clit are you sent over the edge. Gripping the edge of the table shaking it from your trembling body. "fuck Omi!~" You panted, gripping his hair and pulling him up for a kiss. It was lustful and hungry that's for sure, teeth clashing and tongues fighting for dominance. You can taste yourself on his tongue, you quickly unbuckled his belt and whisper into his ear. "Now that you had your sugary treat,How about warm me up a little ~."

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[lunastargazesstuff]

Saturday Mornings~♡

Bakugou x f!reader

Character is aged up (18+)

Warnings: swearing, very slight nsfw, fluff~

Bakugou loved the weekend, two full days of one on one time with you? Hell yeah, count him in. Weekends were one of the only days he took off of work, so you wanted to make the most of it too.

You woke up to soft kisses being placed on the back of your neck, as per usual, you rolled over to face him as he gave you a lazy smirk, "Morn'in babygirl"

You chuckled happily, "Morning Katsu", you replied as you snuggled closer to his chest, you stayed in bed cuddling for about an hour, just relaxing in each others embrace. During which, Bakugou traced shapes on your back and kissed your forehead, as you nuzzled his neck and chest

After cuddling for about an hour you tried to get up, key word, tried. As soon as Bakugou felt you moving out of his grasp, he pulled you right back, "Where do you think you're going princess?", he said, smirking at your pouting face.

"Katsu! I'm hungry, let me go~", you whined, "Hah! You think I'm letting you go that easily?", he countered, huffing softly you stopped moving. Bakugou, thinking you gave up, thought he won, as he pulled you closer him

'How do I escape?', suddenly, you had an idea, if only Bakugou could see your face, he would've seen the evil smirk appear

With new found confidence, you rolled on top of Bakugou, perfectly straddling him. His eyes widened, mouth slightly agape, as he held your waist in response, you slowly leaned down and kissed him. Lips moving perfectly in sync, as you lightly nibbled his bottom lip, and earned a low groan, being slightly out of breath, you pulled away. Soon you felt him relaxing under your touch, smirking to yourself, you started kissing down his neck to his collarbone. Then as soon as he closed his eyes, enjoying the sensation of your lips on his skin...you jumped off of him and ran!

"Wha- WHAT THE HELL?!", he yelled

You ran for your life, whipping the bedroom door open and sprinting down the hall to the kitchen. Laughing as you felt the adrenaline kick in, you reached the kitchen safely and started making breakfast

All the while, Bakugou stayed frozen in place, all he could think about was how you lips felt on his skin, "Damn, she's fucking perfect", he whispered to himself. Suddenly, he thought of a way to get you back, now it was his turn to smirk. "Oh, you're gonna regret what you did babygirl", he thought as he got up

"It's taking him a really long time, shit...what's he planning?", you whispered nervously, while looking over your shoulder.

You hadn't bothered to get fully dressed, to concerned with getting to the kitchen alive, as a result, you were still only wearing Bakugou's shirt and some panties. Your eyes widened at the realization, 'Shit, I should go get dre-'

Your thoughts were cut off as you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist. You yelped and jumped away, getting into a battle stance. With your fists raised, you glared at him suspiciously, "what are you planning, huh? You gonna tackle me or something?", You said, backing up slightly. He chuckled, coming over to you and flicking your forehead, "Don't be a dumbass, it was a smart tactic". You relaxed slightly as you offered him some of the breakfast you made

As you and Bakugou ate, you planned out the day, you both knew that grocery shopping was a must, but the rest of the day was free

Once you both were done eating you collected the dishes and started cleaning them in the sink. Then, once again, you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist, this time though, you giggled and leaned back. At your reaction, Bakugou hugged you closer and kissed your cheek.

💫Magical timeskip💫 (because I'm lazy, sorry~)

After you got dressed and were ready to go, you and Bakugou set off to the grocery store, deciding walking would be better, since the store was close by, you slipped on your shoes and started your walk. During which, Bakugou (being the angry pomeranian he is) wrapped an arm around you and glared at anybody who looked your way, "What'cha look'in at eh?", He growled at some innocent human. Everytime he glared at someone you would chuckle and kiss his cheek, making him lose focus on them and roll his eyes at you (he loved the attention tho)

At the grocery store:

You and Bakugou had almost gotten everything you needed, just a couple more things and you could do whatever you wanted! Bakugou had wandered off to get something, saying "Wait here kay? I just gotta get something real quick". You waited patiently, maybe scrolling through Tumblr, as people walked past. Suddenly, someone stopped right in front of you, looking up curiously you realized it wasn't Bakugou.

"Um, can I help you?", you asked politely

"Eh, no, I was just wanted to tell you that you're very beautiful" the stranger said leaning closer

'Yeah uh- that's a no no', you thought while leaning back. You smiled uncomfortably as you replied, "um, thanks?"

He continued to "talk" to you, it was mostly him just talking at you, you were getting tired of it. Glaring at him you tried to tell him to politely 'fuck off', but someone beat you to it

"Oi! What the fuck are you doing!? Back off bastard!"

'Shit, this guy's going to die in a grocery store...' you thought, almost feeling bad for him, almost. The guy practically died right then and there, just from seeing Bakugou

Bakugou lifted him up by his collar, hissing threats, before dropping him straight on the ground, "Now get the fuck out of my sight, and if I ever see you again, you know what'll happen" Bakugou growled, hands sparking. As the guy ran for his life, Bakugou turned to you, "Are you okay? Did he touch you? Fuck, if he did, I swear I'll kill em" he muttered as he held your shoulders.

"I'm fine Katsu, I was just about to kick his ass before you showed up" you replied, chuckling

"That's my girl" Bakugou said, smirking as he wrapped his arm around you protectively. As you got the remaining items from your list, Bakugou stayed right next to you, keeping his arm wrapped around you the whole time. Bakugou led you to self checkout and paid and helped bag the groceries, once you were done you and Bakugou walked back home.

Sighing happily at the smell and feeling of being back home, you started helping Bakugou unpack and put away the groceries, with some playful teasing along the way

"Damn Katsu, you got a huge eggplant!"

"Shut the fuck up"

Once you were finished putting everything away, you hummed happily and started to walk away

"Where do you think you're going babygirl?" You heard Bakugou hum deeply.

As you turned around, Bakugou pushed you against the wall smirking, holding something behind his back"You didn't think I would forget what you did this morning right?" He muttered next to your ear

"I still have to show you what I got at the store babygirl" he murmured as he started kissing down you neck

"Good thing we don't have anything else planned today, cause your punishments gonna take up the rest of the day princess~"

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Done! Sorry for any mistakes, the picture isn't mine, credit to the artist!