#and I’m really proud of policheese

[spineless-lobster]

Epic the musical rat au

Six hundred rats

Six hundred rats under my command

With only one goal in mind

Eat the cheese and make sure it’s tasty

Six hundred rats, six hundred miles of open sewer

But the problem's not the distance

It's the vicious city

And New York's waiting, (New York's waiting)

My city is waiting (the city is waiting)

Penelocheese’s waiting for me

So full cheese ahead, full cheese ahead

Rattain, Eurylomouse

Six hundred rats, six hundred rats

Six hundred rats with big mouths to feed

And we've run out of cheese to eat

Curse the cat, our food store's depleted

Six hundred rats (six hundred rats)

Six hundred reasons to take what we can

So rattain, what's the plan?

Rattain, what's the plan?

Watch where the sewer flows (watch where the sewer flows)

It will lead us to trash (it will lead us to trash)

There we'll find our cheese, my second in command

Now full cheese ahead, full cheese ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we squeak

We're up, we're off, and away we squeak

We're up, we're off, and away we squeak

Rattain

Policheese!

Look! There in the distance, I see a dumpster

I see a light that faintly glows

Maybe there’s food there, being toasted

Maybe we’ll find some cheese, who knows?

Something feels off here

I see fire but smell no cheese

I say we swarm first

We don't have time to waste

So let's infest the place and

No

Policheese gear up, you and I'll go ahead

You and I'll go ahead

We should try to find a way no one ends up prey

We can’t wait until day

Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return

Then six hundred rats can make this whole place burn

Now full cheese ahead

Full cheese ahead

Full cheese ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we squeak

We're up, we're off, and away we squeak

Full cheese ahead (we're up, we're off, and away we squeak)

We're up, we're off, and a

Full cheese ahead