#and I’m finishing up my knitting while I watch! I’m making Christmas stockings ❤️

[catgrandpa]

Batman Returns (1992)

(I don’t wanna be annoying and have a mile long scroll past post so my badly written review/stream of thoughts will go under the cut)

Okay… beginning of the movie…? there has got be smth else they could have done. I don’t care if your baby eats cats, I’m sure you can find some way to help him. “Grotesque Penguin Man” guys that’s so mean what the frick 😭😭

We L O V E an unhinged woman. Absolutely love this character, but at times she’s a bit much to be my Selina, yknow? Kinda weird how much she targets women, but who am I to judge how a girly flirts 🤷 “How could you?! I’m a woman!” YEAH GET HIS ASS SEL!! MANIPULATE THIS WEAK ASS MAN !!!

But truly I really really love the way these movies decided they didn’t give a single fuck about comic canon when it comes to villains.

!Wilhelm Scream! Auto points for that

“Eat floor! High fiber.” YYEEAAAHHH THATS MY BATMAN RIGHT THERE!!! GET YOUR SILLY ASS TO THE DANCE FLOOR BABY BOY!!!!! I still thinks this Batman sucks at being Batman tho

Hey, ew?? Truly, that kiss (???not a kiss???) was an awful thing to see, HOWEVER I do think it’s accurate to the amount of CringeFreak Bruce and Selina have towards eachother.

That movie was wacky as hell. B+

So, I’ve never actually watched a Batman movie outside of the single greatest film ever made, The Lego Batman Movie.

I’ve decided I’m going to watch all of the live action (barring 1966 because I cant find it streaming) in order from time of release, and I’m going to compare them directly to The Lego Batman Movie.

I have no rubric, it’s all vibes based but the movies will land somewhere on this chart: