#and I’m a 19yearold pseudo-manager of a little variety store
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an actual human interaction I had today at work, but make it julie and the phantoms:
Alex: Hi!
Willie: Hi..?
Alex: My sister dared me to go up to a stranger and tell them I’m gay.
Willie: Okay..
Alex: I’m gay.
Willie: Good for you.
Alex, beginning to leave: I am actually gay.
Willie: Good for you!
Alex: …bye!
#it was a kid#he couldn’t have been more than 11#and I’m a 19yearold pseudo-manager of a little variety store#it was a hilarious interaction#julie and the himbos#julie and the phantoms#julie and the phat ones#alex jatp#alex mercer#julie and the gays#willie nolastname#willie wilbur williamson#willie jatp#jatp incorrect quotes
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