#and I will be a mad genius and proud xD

[blood--king]

◢【Vɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ Pᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄs】

The Blood Kingdom was once known as the Blood Empire. Most of the former kings used to wield their power for selfish purposes delivering suffering and pain wherever they went. Although, all those years of war were the bases of the current kingdom in many ways such as culture, economy, religion, society. And here, we are going to talk about one of the pillars of this kingdom.

— Vlad Bloodborne, the third supreme king. For many people, a lunatic, but despite the fact, genius. He was aware of the dangers of a monarchy; he realized that a king would need a close support of power. He stablished a hierarchy composed of five people who would represent what he called “The Victory Conditions” of a war: Leadership, Blood, War, Death and Love. These five people would be the supreme king and his four dukes and the hierarchy itself is what we call The Victory Politics

You already know the current supreme king, so we are going to tell you more about the former one and the current dukes.

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◢Name: Vlad Bloodborne.

◢Occupation: Former Supreme King of the Blood Empire.

◢Function: The king has to manage every aspect of the kingdom and watch over its prosperity.

◢State: Died at the age of about 5500.

◢Sexuality: Bisexual

◢Fun fact: Unlike the other members of the family, who love classical music; Vlad here loves pop music, and if the singer is a girl much better, the more feminine the song the more he will love to sing it.

◢Footer comments:

Sander: I was talking with Drya about this guy and we came to a realization, the best word to describe him is “lunatic”, I am sure you’ve read it referring to him throughout the blog and it’s because that is the best word, no crazy or insane or mad, lunatic.

Drya: I have already made a little comment about him before but... I kinda don't recommend you to meet him...? (Hopefully he is dead, still available for questions though...) Like if you have boundaries and such, please don't, trust me. For your own safety put yourself in a bunker 7 feet under ground—— you know what? Forget it, it won't be enough, he will chase you and you'll be part of his daily entertainment. You won't escape that honestly... At least you are dead already :v

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◢Name: Dark Kruger.

◢Occupation: Duke of War.

◢Function: This duke’s duty is to be the general of the kingdom’s military forces, manage the tactics, troops, training, weapons, security, etc.

◢State: Alive (and single).

◢Sexuality: Gay (A-LOT).

◢Fun fact: Dark doesn’t like luxury, despite being one of the five most important people in the kingdom he still wears the same uniform and armor each soldier has to wear. He has a mansion but it looks almost empty.

◢Footer comments:

Sander: … I am so sorry I can’t stop looking at his butt *make me yours, daddy*

Drya: Tell me why you have to be gay TnT

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◢Name: Lilith (just that, she’s an orphan)

◢Occupation: Duchess of Love.

◢Function: Her function is a little ambiguous, she has to watch over the happiness and well-being of the citizens. She manages things like the entertainment, jewelry, she even has her own clothing company, The Bleeding Fang. But also, she is in charge of the Spies’ division.

◢State: Alive (also single).

◢Sexuality: It’s not simple. She thinks she’s asexual because she doesn’t feel attracted to anyone and she has never felt, also, her sexual experiences have been…terrifying. However, that doesn’t mean she is asexual, she hasn’t met the right person yet, and it could be either a man or a woman.

◢Fun fact: She loves to use lingerie in public, she loves to feel her skin exposed because she REALLY loves her body and she’s proud it.

◢Footer comments:

Sander: About the fun fact, Hell told her: “I’ll allow it as long as you do not show your nipples or something else” XD. She is like Hell older sister. Also, all the clothes she sells and wears are designed by herself.

Drya: Honestly if you find your way into the Blood Kingdom without protection, you better find her in your path. She is the most lovely person you will ever meet.

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◢Name: Killian Sulius.

◢Occupation: The Duke of Blood.

◢Function: His main function is to ensure the food in the kingdom, he’s on charge of all the restaurants, laboratories and the salves system. But also, he manages the paperwork of the kingdom.

◢State: Alive (single, do not date him though, trust me).

◢Sexuality: Bisexual.

◢Fun fact: He has a strange concept of relationship. He doesn’t like vampires, he loves to “date” other species because he likes being in charge, he would literally make the other person a slave.

◢Footer comments:

Sander: He is a mf. Nothing more to say your Honor.

Drya: As he said, don't date him, trust him.

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◢Name: Nost Darkweb.

◢Occupation: The Duke of Death.

◢Function: You know all those abandoned and haunted places? Those were stupid people go to “explore them” in the middle of the night? Well, Nost and his Hunting Division are probably there waiting for those stupid people to step in the wrong place at the wrong time. I think the Hunting Division’s name speaks for itself.

◢State: Alive…? Doesn’t look like it.

◢Sexuality: Straight.

◢Fun fact: He is the one that raised Hell on Vlad’s orders. He became a parental figure for our beloved king.

◢Footer comments:

Sander: This poor man has lived an awful life…I would love to tell you but it is more fun if you get to know him. I am trying to explore these different dukes in the several AUs of the blog. He is being explored in the verse called “Special” (hey there Nunnally :D)

Drya: He might be scary, undead-like, but trust me when I said that all he needs is a reminder of what's the meaning of love. Still, it will be though to convince him :^

Extra: Height comparison.

[k-reblog]

omgggg.....

Nana is sooo truuueeee!!!!!

CCS AU.....please Coco.... I had one with Riddle....because his outfit......and the clow card ost fits him....with the firey Clow card~ Now it's just Mama Shroud....being a prodigy summoner, former idol with auntie Tomo-chan....ask Idia and Ortho...magical girl otaku fashion

MAKE HIM MAD WITH THOSE PAST OUTFIT PHOTOS- CREWEL "I now look and dress much better than my teenage self" ... Crewel my love... love your style... but you look like a rug... A VERY NICE one and your suit is cute-

Crewel: YOU DRESSED UP FOR A FUNERAL AND NOW YOU ARE THE SAME NANCY FROM THE CRAFT, COCO- Witchcore TSK-! Stay!

Definitely let's get him mad.... oh oh oh!!!! SUFFER FROM CRINGE!!!

*him ready to burn fire spell the photo*

Lol xD Coco witchcore love it!!

Cass: Come on really! Look at you!! Crewel: What big mouth you have, where did you got that? Cass (all sparkly): It's a secret!! *proud* Actually... you were kind of cute!! Crewel:................... STAY!! *tsundere embarassed* I DON'T WANT TO HEAR CUTE!!! SAY MASTER YOU WERE COOL, STYLISH GREAT!! Cass: CAN'T BE HELP DON'T YELL! Cute is cute! You are cute! Crewel:... Am I cute? Cass: I mean you were!!!!..... YOU AREN'T CUTE!!! Sam is cute, Coco is cute!! YOU ARE NOOOOOT!!!! NOT CUTE AT ALL!!!!! Crewel: I am CUTE! *proud about to headpat* Cass: YOU ARE NOOOOOT *tsundere despair* DON'T touch me!! Sam: Little imp, do you also find me cute!? *cute face turning to Coco* Coco: *throwing tarot card* *eyes saying don't ask*

Ok...headcanon about the bicolor british man!!

As student....

That baby punk thinking he is special (HE IS)

He's a prodigee, a genius, he says "It's hard for my mom to raise a genius!" when talking with Trein.

Has anger issues, and identity issues due to his fairy and family history's lineage (Cruella duality).

His fangs and icy lilac smokey blue eyed are what remain of his blood fairy! Same for the white hair.

Actually he was rather "short" when he entered NRC (around 159 to 161 cm) but grow up like a bean sprout during his 3rd year~

Talk about his mother's maiden name and you'll be topped by a feral Crewel opening wide your mouth to make you drink poison or swallow safety pins! Noone brings out his family!

He's the FAVORITE nephew of his auntie (actually his aunt Cruella De Vil said this to all her nephews).

He's the 4th to be born among 7, making him the middle child....we know...about middle child...

He's knitting, and knits "crewel" (yes his name is a embroidery), it's so thin people thinks he's crazy knitting nothing in the air.

He takes care of mandrakes, and botanical garden like a grandpa.

All his NRC outfits are custom handmade. Crowley actually not minding it even asking some advice about his own style and outfits till now.

Sees Trein as some sort of rival, causing chaos among other teachers (making the current alchemy teacher almost quits since his student is a genius). Trein all time saves "his ungrateful butt" during teachers meeting, making Crewel more fond of him but also "hating" him more...tsundere.

He doesn't allow his mother to come to NRC as she's too kind and pretty to be seen by mutts. She still comes and becomes an icon among NRC students~ Tsundere boy dealing with candid angelic mother~

He started the chess play and having a duality with Trein, when he saw him mourning his dead wife, he really tried his best to cheer him up.

Loves annoying Lucius (one of his little brother has the same name), and Lucius likes playing with him back and scratch his handsome face. They end up sleeping together most of the time.

He spyes... yes he does, and knows gossip not like Cater or Rook, but more like a little devil knowing everyone secret!

He got fooled around a lot by the hanging portrait of Rosalie, but kept coming back at her for tea (spill the tea).

His dormhead was so old school, Divus didn't like the Pomefiore's uniform and tried to change it. No, no, no it's the Fairest Queen official dress. No bow-> Wears a bow. No red-> dye his hair red

The Pomefiore current uniform is all thanks to Divus's rebellion.

That boy wasn't living the best healthy life.... he had strange taste...was seen drinking INK (if you got the ref congrates!!). And tested his potions on himself (his hands are a mess, he wears gloves to hide it).

He still is not living an healthy life...he's not Vil... All matters to Crewel is fashion and enjoying life, making statement!

He knew Sam's grandpa but he was nothing alike his grandson! Sam really got everything IN STOCK NOW!

Remember "bean's day".... That boy.... created the farmer and monster outfits and the fighting system, to add spice he said! Trein was horrified but Crowley enjoyed it a lot even wondering if they should ask RSA participation!

Not the best at magift but super good at flying with a broom!

No car was allowed on campus and he had to import his "Vespa" with him!

He didn't have many friends during his scholarship, as it was hard understanding him. His friends remains his minion, Anita Darling, Roger... and of course Artie.

VDC was once held at RSA, of course he attended it and created the most "rebel fashion punk" show giving NRC such a baaaaad reputation! And letting his hair half white permanent! -> Same as the 2021 live action

He tagged bombspray every NRC wall with neon organic plancton paint (yes he is very eco-responsible) with his name and rebellious doodle! Leaving wrinkle on Trein's face.

He was Pomefiore's dormhead for one day, only because he wanted to make a statement. So new outfits were ordored (the one he only wanted to wear and design) and he dropped his position right after, making Crowley depressed with all papers made for nothing.

He met Trein and his daughters during groceries (so awkward moment) and they kept fantasize to their father about how he looks great, cool and handsome. Making papa Trein no bad boy in this house. Crewel would nagging him as being his future son in law!

Yes ....as a rebelious british punk, he was part of Music club, since there wasn't any sewing or fashion club and creating one was boring.

Outrageous outfits, piercings and fake tattoo with heavy makeup, he sure knows how to dress! Playing bass, but also being the main vocal with his minion. He dropped it after his voice got matured....puberty darling!!!

Doomed in love... Poor little one kept having his heart crushed by unmutual love (please take care of yourself huuuh)/ A curse among their family since Devil can't love...

His familiar pet Ruby is a puppy dalmatian who never aged, he made the iconic red collar for her... But being too big he uses it later to custom his magical stone holder.

Has natural curls, but he is a bit shy about it as they're wild...

When angry his hair stroked up and curls like thunder!-> Like that

Loves animals, even if he keeps saying how beautiful fur coat they would make... Animal linguistic is also something he excels at (what did we expect he is twisted from Cruella De Vil). He is also seen talking to magical being.

Some of his brothers also went to NRC~

Crowley told him about an alchemy teacher employee in the future for him, but he laughed and said "I'll never coming back to this misery! Also darling!! Red isn't your color!" (what big mouth he had...look who gets back where he belongs)

He often visits his family at Queendom of Roses like every month, knows the Royal Family and helps his auntie in the fashion industry.

He never speaks about his father, only saying he (his father) is lucky to have his angelic wife (twst from Catherine/Cruella live action adopted mother)

And I think I'll close this mouth of mine................hmmmmmmm

...punk did you say punk...*look at the sky*

Teen!Crewel and his fans.....*inhale exhale*

...Nana AU or Paradise Kiss AU is no good...(soooo goooood) HELP

MAKE HIM MAD WITH THOSE PAST OUTFIT PHOTOS- CREWEL "I now look and dress much better than my teenage self" ... Crewel my love... love your style... but you look like a rug... A VERY NICE one and your suit is cute-

Shall we.....pfff the rug part killed me!!

NOW REPEND EVIL EVIIIIL DE VIIIIL!!!!

Awghrrrr I talked and wrote so much (yet not enough) about him!!

*throwing salt at him*

COVER YOURSELF!! *salt salt salt*

*runaway*

Me trying to get away with me....Champagne is the answer when the question is ...Crewel?

..... deluluuuuuuu Trein-sensei!!!!!!

HI COCO SORRY RANDOM THOUGHTS HOPE YOU DON’Y MIND-

This is probably not canon, but does that stop me from imagining it? Nope, unfortunately, so you’ll have to hear me out-

Crewel was a Night Raven College Student, but what if he was a rockstar back then. Like ok he has the hair for it. Bro joined the pop music club and immediately converted all the members to rock. Just him in a black skintight sweatshirt, chains dangling away on his chest… maybe a fur coat tied around his waist, fingers literally working that electric guitar like a banshee going insane….

Crewel: [ goes on stage ]

Well, as you all know, the teachers try to control what songs we play. This one is dedicated to you teachers, it's called:

" Suck my d*ck "

anxiously waiting for someone to talk about MUSIC BECAUSE MY BRAIN SAYS RRRROOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!! Thanks Ceru! I have MILLIONS OF MUSIC HEADCANONS IN MY HEAD and had this sketch for some time ago... @k-looking-glass-house Can help us with this... British Rebel. MANY music bands are going to be named here!

Headcanons canons in our head:

+ Pomefiore student. Elegant, beautiful and with serious authority problems- At 16 his cosmic rebellion began, no one could stop him. He take over the light music club, but LIGHT?? HARD ROCK! BABY!! + Smoked at 17, don't follow his bad example bad for you. + Sanctioned in school millions of times. Trein's mortal enemy since he was young. + Started bleaching his hair around this time. + Music became the 2nd expression form. Fashion is first. + He plays the guitar INCREDIBLY WELL.

YEP! Young Crewel's playlist... what style did he play? HARD ROCK! There is also some Punk Rock and Heavy Metal (all 70s and 80s) too A little rebel with fine music taste. Youtube links just in case.

Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart.

Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast.

Judas Priest - Turbo Lover.

Billy Idol - Rebel Yell (bro thinks he IS Billy Idol).

Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the Uk.

+ Currently he says "STAY! It was just a teenage stage!" But he listen W.a.s.p and WhiteSnake. + Crewel secretly entered the current Light Music Club and took the guitar. He started playing "W.a.s.p - Wild Child" and "Generation X - Dancing with Myself". + " Puppies! Do you know The Clash or Sex Pistols? (Lilia yes) You play another style of music? … what the heck are they playing here now? ". + "....are you listening to Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell, Sam?" "Sam: *blinks* ..........yeah?" + Sam has another style of music, but Crewel finds it strange how he goes from Bauhaus to Megadeth to Pink Floyd in a second and... BARBIE GIRL???

+ " Vargas is listening Al Corney - Square rooms?". (Vargas is a romantic. Romantic ballads and Europop.) Not enough noise for Crewel.

[starlitships-moved]

Hi-Jump, Animal, Bubble & ESP for Kamek ~ rebeccaselfships

⭐Hi-Jump: Does your F/O love to brag about you? How would they describe you to others?

YES... He usually brags about how kind and caring I am, and that I'm a magical genius - like him! XD He also throws in that I'm beautiful as well! Oh! On an added note... if someone says I'm ugly/not that pretty etc... HOO BOY! They'd better RUN. Even if I'm not there to hear it, he gets super mad if someone says stuff like that... ^_^;

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⭐Animal: How does your F/O hug you?

His hugs.... oh boy his hugs..... *starry eyed* Idk if I can even DESCRIBE them... they're so relaxing and comforting... it feels like coming home to a warm bowl of soup after a rough day! AND he has this calming scent of lavender clinging to his robes that calms you down even MORE...

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⭐Bubble: What does your F/O think of beaches?

He wouldn't say this to just anybody, but he loves relaxing on them! For some reason he doesn't like people to know he likes to relax and, y'know, ENJOY THINGS! XD I've mentioned this before, but Plack Beach is one of our little date spots! ^_^

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⭐ESP: How did your F/O react to your magic skills (if your SI has them), or vice versa?

He was quite shocked that a human could actually learn Koopa magic! But then he became quite proud of me after teaching me! I already knew magic existed in the mario universe, so I thought I was prepared to see him using his spells, but... They were much more breathtaking than I expected! :o

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@rebeccaselfships Thanks for the asks, Rebecca! I hope you and your f/os have a lovely holiday season! ( I'm also holding mistletoe over you and your f/os >:3c )

[fasterthanmydemons]

What Brand of Stupid are You

mad scientist stupid

You might be a genius in one area but you fail hard in other things. You try to apply your knowledge of one thing to something you aren't great at to varying results. You are reckless and do whatever it takes in pursuit of your goal (this usually involves something exploding). You were doing quantum physics this morning but charred your grilled cheese for dinner. Your social skills probably aren't the best but you're "that person that knows a lot about the thing" so that's something to be proud of

tagged by: I stole it! XD tagging: Anyone who wants to do this! ^_^

[tonystarkbingo]

Our TSB party is still going, and here is one of the games we’ve had fun with so far!

Fic Titles Game

Glitter - suggested by @phoenixmetaphor3000

@huntress79 - Idea: Dum-E teams up with Steve (other Avengers optional) to bring some Christmas cheer to their favorite in-house Grinch (aka Tony XD)  Massive amounts of Glitter involved

@rebelmeg​ - tony kind of has an accidental thing for glitter. it's not his fault. the iron man suit has a glitz and glamour of its own, he's always told his eyes sparkle, and his favorite tie pin is that gaudy ruby one that pepper hates. he loves the stars, the way sunlight sparkles on the waves outside his malibu mansion, and he can't really be blamed when a tiny speck of glitter under a certain someone's eye catches his attention one december day.

@psychiccatpanda - Clint refills DUM-E's fire extinguisher with purple and silver glitter as revenge for Tony making Clint's most recent armor change to red and gold with body heat. Hijinks ensue.

@lbibliophile-mcu - Decorating the Christmas tree, the Avengers get into an argument over who is responsible for the missing tinsel. Half an hour later they find it, in a tangled web draped all over Dum-e. He objects strenuously to its removal, but eventually concedes to their assistance in rearranging the strands so he can still move.

@huntress79 - The Avengers are invited to a Charity gala, but they have to wear costumes that are NOT their usual ones. And of course, Tony can't resist an opportunity to rile up a certain Captain, just a little bit. Best way to do so: a dare, in this case who wears the most glittery costume. But what Tony didn't expect was that Steve comes up with his own counterdare... (author's choice ;))

@darthbloodorange - [Stony] - It's pride, so there was bound to be some glitter floating around, it was inevitable. But this much? Someone was obviously being irresponsible with glitter and needs to be given a warning for the good of the world (and the Tower's cleaning bots). Tony follows the trail of glitter... all the way to Steve's room? Does this mean that Tony's crush on Steve actually stood a chance of being more than just a crush.

@ralsbecket - It was Steve's first Father's Day being Morgan's step-dad, and Tony helps her with cooking breakfast in bed and sprinkling red, white, and blue glitter on a handmade card (not particularly in that order). Steve still finds glitter everywhere weeks later.

@rebelmeg​ - i can't art very well, but i want art of the aftermath of tony opening a glitter bomb that rhodey left out for him

@huntress79 - (Stony) - During a mission in space, Tony and Steve are stranded on a planet, with no immediate way to get back. After a while, they encounter tiny little beings who introduce themselves as fairies. But while they can't fulfill their wish to get home (for whatever reasons), they might be inclined to use their glittery fairy dust for something else… (could also be used for a crossover with Hook/Peter Pan)

@rebelmeg (with some inspirational help from @dreaminglypeach) - tony coming home with glitter all over his suit and looking super smug, and everyone IMMEDIATELY assumes strippers. but of course it's gotta something completely different and silly.  like... he wandered through the christmas department at the store and slipped on something and ended up sprawled on the glitter strewn floor

 @yesmooshoe - Tony is somehow de-aged to around 5. The Avengers do their best to take care of him while they figure out what to do, but don't keep a constant eye on him. Tony likes all of his new friends though and wants to do something special for them, so he acquires a bunch of glitter and glue (maybe jarvis helps? maybe thor likes crafting? fuck knows.) Tony proceeds to embellish everyone's stuff - glitter all of steve's shield, thor's hammer, glitter all over Clint's arrows (which really throws off the balance but he can't be mad), and even a weird-looking red and yellow robot suit. When Tony is finally returned to normal he's upset with his younger self for how haphazardly he glued all the glitter to his suit, because it could have looked super cool if done well.

Collaborative effort that started with strippers and then went off the rails

Glitter lube

Scratchy, what a terrible idea

oh my god but imagine shitting out glitter

Edible glitter

Edible glitter on cakes

Edible glitter exiting the human body

So many glitter poop jokes and anecdotes

@ralsbecket - The Avengers are forced undercover for a mission to catch a villain red-handed, and this villain just so happens to work from the basement of a strip-club. Tony draws the short straw, but at least he can choose his own stripper name.

@lbibliophile-mcu - He's sure it looks very pretty. Gentle waves ruffling the surface of the bay. Each strand of grass on the dunes lined in perfect crystals of frost. Dawn sun painting the sky pink. And right there is the problem: dawn sun. It is far too early to have to deal with all these stray rays of light stabbing through his eyes.

(More under the cut!)

Vices - suggested by @ralsbecket

@huntress79 - (Stony) - Steve's a hard working cop on the vice, Tony's his "favorite" frequent delinquent (aka Tony's a bit of a bad boy who usually gets arrested by Steve, for rather minor things, but Tony can't shut up when Steve's around, so it's more for his talking than anything else) (Steve, of course, can be replaced by any other character, whatever floats your boat XD)

@rebelmeg - tony kicked a lot of these habits a long time ago. it's been ages since he's been high, or slept around, or partied until he literally dropped. but around this time in december, he's allowed a few of his other vices. his need for near-constant touch and attention. drinking. staying up to keep the nightmares away, and being coaxed to bed when he's so exhausted he's asleep before his head eats the pillow. eating all the food he loves that aren't that great for him. it's okay, though. this time of year, he's allowed.

@lbibliophile - "... This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." And it was in that moment - confronted by the picture he made trapped in the grip of supposedly-helpful machinery - that Tony decided he really needed to prioritise a better way of getting the suit on and off.

@rebelmeg - some kind of profile art with the arc reactor depicted as one half of a vice clamped on tony's chest

@dreaminglypeach - vices: DUM-E was only trying to help squishy-dad with his work. He didn’t mean to get his hand stuck in a vice. If only sky-dad would stop chastising him and call for help…

@Magicadraconia16 - Dum-E does not understand why everyone keeps saying that vices are bad. They're very helpful tools! He loves the one that Tony gave him for his very own. He can show everyone, then they'll see! If only he can get it off of U's arm, first…

@huntress79 - Knowing that Tony will fall back to some of his old vices as soon as December rolls around, the whole Tower teams up to keep him from doing so (can be gen aka Avengers as a family, or end with your favorite partner for Tones)

@psychiccatpanda - [potential WinterIron] Bucky has been researching everyone on the team and it seems like the media has nothing better to do than to gossip about Tony Stark's vices - women, booze, and expensive cars mostly. The trashier gossip bloggers openly speculated on what (or who) Tony's latest mistake would be. When Bucky gives Tony a judgmental look after he's returned from being out (much longer than the hour Stark had said he'd be gone), Tony frowns. The bag clanks like metal. What the hell had Tony meant when he'd said he needed to 'go pick up some new vices'?? ((hint - it's actual vices. It always takes longer at Home Depot or any hardware store because Tony has to look at everything before he leaves!))

@tehroserose - [Stony] Steve had only one vice. Well, two, but they were related. He loved watching Tony's backside, and he loved getting him angry. The genius was so alive when he was angry, and then he was treated to a wonderful view of the amazing backside. Bucky was about ready to smack him upside the head for his kindergarten way of having a crush.

@darthbloodorange - [Stony] - Before the serum there was a lot of things Steve couldn't experience, whether it was because of his conditions or lack of money. Steve's favourite thing about the 21st Century is all the foods and flavours. Being able to eat things he couldn't eat before. Being able to taste things he wouldn't've been able to taste before. Steve spends his military back-pay on food and treats... a part of him burns at the idea of spending his money this way, there were more beneficial things he could be doing with it... But he can't help himself, especially when some flavours taste like euphoria. Tony notices and decides to indulge in Steve's vices.

@huntress79 - (potential HawkIron) For the longest time, Clint always had to choose before a mission between wearing the team comms and his hearing aids, otherwise his ears felt like being in a vice. SHIELD didn't see it as a necessity to equip him with better things, but once he joins the Avengers, and Tony notices the obvious problem, things start to look up for the resident archer....

@huntress79 - Ever since he got free of the programming and came to live at the Tower, Bucky's been doing repairs on his metal arm on his own. But after a mission, putting his arm in a vice and working with the fine tools isn't the easiest thing to do. And Buck's too proud to ask anyone for help, be it Steve or anyone else. Good thing that he can't stop JARVIS alerting Tony to that particular problem... (can be friendship/mending bridges between them, or WinterIron)

5 Times Tony Stark was a Terrible Cook, Plus 1 That One Time He Finally Ordered a Pizza - suggested by @yesmooshoe

@tehroserose - Tony/Others, Tony/Rhodey end. Tony has always tried to cook for his dates. He wants to impress them. Problem is, he can't cook. And too many people just want the Stark money and lie and say it is good. Or they're too afraid/intimidated to tell the truth. Later, much later, he realizes they aren't good for him. Then there's Rhodey, who's never afraid to tell Tony that his cooking sucks... and then, after the last relationship ended, this time when the white lie was out of care, Rhodey again tells Tony his food sucks, let's get pizza. And they kiss, over the pizza.

@rebelmeg - first it was cookies. cookies burnt to a crisp that even ana jarvis couldn't salvage. second was spaghetti, so mushy and overcooked that rhodey couldn't stop laughing even when tony threatened to throw his enormously thick math textbook at him. third was that whole "raw in the middle" chicken incident that happy still won't let him live down, and fourth was the disastrous omelet for pepper. fifth was morgan's 1st birthday cake, and thank heaven's pepper was wise enough to ignore him and order a backup. this time, he's just gonna order a pizza.

@huntress79 - Tony The Cook: The Jarvises tried, Mama Rhodes as well, but for all his genius, Tony can't figure out a cooking recipe. Nonetheless, he tried to impress several various dates with his cooking skills. Needless to say that none of these attempts (both cooking and dating) ended well. Then, he meets Steve, a guy who doesn't care at all what they eat, as long as they eat together. And so, Tony orders pizza for their date…

@Magicadraconia16 - It's an unfortunate historical fact that Tony cannot cook to save his life (hmm, there's an idea for the next HYDRA kidnapping...). Rhodey's meal was burnt to unidentifiable cinders (seriously, even Tony doesn't know what it was supposed to be); Pepper's gave her an allergic reaction; Natasha chipped a tooth; Hulk came out and threw Bruce's food out of the (closed!!) window; and Steve got food poisoning. Steve!!! So when Bucky turns up in his workshop one day, Tony decides to selflessly save everyone from a hangry Winter Soldier and just orders pizza, instead.

@ralsbecket - 5 + 1 Pizza: Tony Stark was many things. He was a genius, he was a billionaire, he was a playboy, he was a philanthropist. The thing he was decidedly not was a good cook. It was one burnt omelet too many before Pepper begged him to just order out. The person delivering his pizza was... attractive. If he started ordering pizza on Fridays at 6PM every week for a month, that was nobody's business.

@lbibliophile-mcu - Tony just wants to offer a fancy home-made anniversary dinner. It's not so much that Tony is a terrible cook, but that something (or several somethings) always go wrong. His significant other's flight was delayed. He gets distracted by a minor crisis half way through cooking. He tries to prepare beforehand, but forgets to label it before leaving it in the common fridge. Had a mistranslated recipe or the wrong measuring spoons. Dum-e tried to 'help' while he was distracted. The next year, his SO requests that they just order pizza to eat cuddled on the couch.

@psychiccatpanda - Single dad Tony tries to do it all. He feels terrible about the amount of time his three kids (all under the age of 5) spend in daycare, but college will be expensive, so he works -and works. But he tries to make the after-work before-bed moments really count. Sometimes his carefully planned dinners don't work out. Monday, the slow cooker wasn't plugged in and their chicken and potato dish spoiled for being on the counter for almost 13 hours unrefrigerated. Tuesday they were out of bread and ate PBJ on the last three hot dog buns. Wednesday, he thought dinner was fine, but Peter declared it was 'too spicy' and so none of the kids would eat it. Thursday he burned the chicken nuggets in the oven because he had to help the kids with their baths, and Friday? Well no one was gonna talk about that again. Saturday Tony's ready to cry because he's pretty sure Morgan is coming down with something. So he orders pizza. When the pizza delivery guy arrives, holding Morgan, she barfs all down Tony's back. Pizza delivery driver yanks the pizza away and asks if he can come in to set it down in the kitchen, then helps out with the kids while Tony takes a shower.

@darthbloodorange - [Stony] - It was meant to be romantic, cooking for a date. But with Tony it was definitely not romantic. Cooking for Rumiko he managed to burn everything, yet have the food still raw. Firefighters had to be called when he set his dorm alight cooking for Janet. Ty needed to have his stomach pumped after Tony's cooking (how was he to know what was too much alcohol, wasn't it meant to burn off?). Indries had stomach problems for weeks after Tony cooked for her. And he managed to poison Pepper... Needless to say, Tony wasn't a good cook... So when he scores a date with Steve Rogers, he thinks "why bother try? Steve is too good for me anyway", there was no way they were going to last. So he orders a pizza. Steve is relieved when he sees the pizza. He had been hoping Tony would pick something down to earth, worried he wouldn't know how to eat whatever posh food Tony put in front of him and make a fool of himself. Steve admits he doesn't know how to cook either. Maybe Captain America isn't so perfect. Maybe... Maybe this could work out. Him and Steve

@huntress79 - Of all the people, Tony has probably the most irregular eating rhythm. He has been known to try and cook for himself, but the results are less than stellar. So, one by one, each of the Avengers try to cook for him, until Steve joins him in the workshop with a small stash of pizzas…

@lbibliophile-mcu - It was all Steve Rogers' fault. Him and his insistence on 'team dinners' to 'promote bonding' and 'improve cohesion'. Not that Tony necessarily objects to the dinners - pending his schedule - but Steve seems to have this odd conviction that having home-cooked food is a necessary part of the ritual, and none of them can change his mind. Natasha tried logic. Clint tried begging. Bruce, he's pretty sure, is sneaking in pre-made food and just cooking the final steps. Thor thinks it's a great idea... but is always for some reason back on Asgard on his nights. But Tony is a genius, so he decides on a different approach. He grumbles a little bit, but otherwise doesn't complain when it's his night to cook. He cooks... and watches as each of the Avengers gives up on choking down the barely-edible meal. The next time he is rostered, the scene repeats. And the next. And the next. By the sixth time he is due to be cooking dinner, Steve comes up to him and politely - but pointedly - suggests that maybe they just order pizza. Tony thinks of the several meals worth of tasty leftovers hidden in the penthouse fridge, and graciously acquiesces.

I hope Thistle cheer you up - by @darthbloodorange

@rebelmeg - it was the pun war to end all pun wars. and it was probably going to end all of them. clint was fine, he loved puns almost as much as he loved pizza. steve hated puns so much he had taken up swearing. tony took sadistic glee in saving his worst puns for when steve was around. nat was famous for using the most clever of puns at unexpected moments. bucky could deadpan a pun so seriously it always took them by surprise. thor was terrible at it, still grasping the nuances of american english, but he sure tried hard. bruce tolerated it all and made half-hearted attempts at participation, though chuckling at his own puns was usually funnier than the puns. sam loved making puns, but hated it when other people did. it started creeping into other areas of their life, onto social media, in interviews, and at one point hawkeye was trending for awhile after he screamed out "THISTLE CHEER YOU UP!" whilst battling some kind of plant monster. tony helped, because he retweeted with the comment, "ooh, talk dirt to me."

@ralsbecket -  So what if Tony had gotten laid off? So what if Tony had a mountain of bills sitting on his dining table? The only thing that mattered to him in that moment was his baby girl Morgan, with her hair falling out of the ponytail and her cute little lisp. She'd come back in from the backyard with a handful of dandelions, saying, "I hope thistle cheer you up, Daddy" so sweetly that for just a moment, everything was okay again.

@psychiccatpanda - [IronHawk] Tony's been working on the reams of paperwork that he's put off for SI. He's still not sure why it all needs to be done before the end of the quarter, but here he was. Needless to say, Tony Stark has been in a foul mood the whole week. The snide comments he usually keeps to himself have started to slip out and he feels guilty on top of the grouchy, so he decides to barricade himself in his office. He falls asleep on a sheaf of papers and wakes up with the impression of little ridges of paper on his cheek. It takes a moment (he hasn't been asleep that long) for him to fully realize the plant in front of him was real. An aloe plant - with a plate of chocolate muffins, fruit, cheese, and nuts. A post-it on the aloe's pot read, 'I hope thistle cheer you up,' written with a purple felt tip pen., which meant either Clint had left it - or Natasha pretending to be Clint.

@lbibliophile-mcu - Bruce looks at Tony, then back down at the spiny dried flowerhead in his hands.

"I know that you were getting frustrated trying to find these for your new fibre arts project, so I decided to help." His eyes light up as he realises the pun. "Thistle cheer you up!"

Bruce sighs even as he smiles.

"Tony... I appreciate the thought, but as you said, this is a thistle. I need a teasel."

@darthbloodorange - [Stony] - Tony really doesn't like his neighbour Justin. The man was always trying to find ways to report him to the local council. Mailbox too close to driveway? Reported! Weeds in his lawn? Reported! Fence too high? Reported! Didn't clean his pool that weekend? Reported! Lawn too long? Reported! It was ridiculous. But the council won't do anything because taking action against someone who's reported you (even if the reports were false) is apparently considered wrong and vindictive. There was nothing Tony could do but grit his teeth and bear it. One day Tony receives a box in the mail, addressed from his neighbour across the street. The handsome blond guy with the body of a Greek god and a garden that looked like a literal paradise. Steve Rogers. Tony wasn't too shy to admit (to himself) that he had a crush on the man. He eagerly tears into the box to find a small note and a lots of little bags of mulch wrapped in tissue paper. The note reads: "Tony, I've heard you be having some trouble. I hope thistle cheer you up. After the rain comes flowers. Ps. Throw these over Justin's fence." And so he does. Watching Justin battle all the weeds after it rains brings Tony so much joy. Especially when Justine reports him to the council and the council shrugs him off this time. He heads over to Steve with some home cooked food as a thank you gift and they get talking. Turns out Steve is an Environmental activist with a passion for guerrilla gardening. Tony is hooked. Maybe it has more to to with Steve then the revenge on Justin (as sweet as it was)

[egg-emperor]

How do you think Eggman treats Metal? Does he take care of him properly or treat him as just another badnik?

It depends on the canon, really. I love to see fan stuff where any version has a cute bond with him. But in the game canon, he kind of just gives him orders and gets mad at him when he fails to complete his task so it doesn’t feel like there’s a connection there. Also in Sonic Mania Adventures, he kicked Metal in a tantrum and left him until Amy brought him back. Eggman accepted him and took him in but the ending art implies that he didn’t immediately repair him and went to sleep instead, so it wasn’t his top priority to do so.

My guess is because in some canons he simply views him similarly to his other badniks. In the main game canon, he doesn’t appear to have any closer bonds with his robots because of how he treats Orbot and Cubot and what happened to the E series when they failed him. He’s aware that Metal Sonic is one of his brilliant strokes of genius as his own creation though, so he’d still be a little more proud of him because of that.

But he idles most of his battle robots when he doesn’t need them and only keeps those used for assistance and security active on a regular basis. Metal is usually only powered on for bigger, more serious and important tasks. Battling Sonic himself obviously being one of the most common circumstances. So he is still one of the more special robots in that regard for the main canon.

Across the canons where he’s shown to have a lot closer connection with him, I love to see the Eggdaddy and Metal SONic dynamic. In those ones, I think that he can have a meaningful bond with him, along with seeing him as one of his most important robots. I still don’t think he’d leave Metal powered on though because living as a parent to him at all times isn’t a commitment he wants to have. But doesn’t mean that he cant refer to himself as his father and enjoy the time that he does spend with him. 

I think the little father/son-esque moments that they have in Archie and IDW are sweet, evident by the posts I’ve made about them, heheh. I also like how in the Olympic games spin-offs with their animations and scenes in the intros together, it looks like a father and son outing and Metal is the embarrassed son that has to put up with his dad’s shenanigans XD

[lamburrito]

I have so many ideas (okay,only 6 but still) for alternative ways quests in Witcher 3 could have gone or just missing scenes...I don't know what to do with this... except annoying @bunnygeneral with them XD (Probably write them but there is so much I have on my to write list already. 😩)

But for everyone interested in my ideas...below the cut (there are of course spoilers for the game)

A whole different way of how Radovid behaves. Don't get me wrong he still is a crazy asshole but I think they did his character a bit dirty and made killing him too easy. Basically Radovid trying to make Geralt work for him, bribing him. Starting already after the first quest about Phillipa. (He is supposed to be a tactical genius. He should know which people can be important to have on your side...or at least make sure they don't trust the other side more. You can't blame everything on his growing madness)

Yennefer & Lambert friendship/bonding. I think if they have time to get to know each other better and understand why they behaved the way they did and why the other was upset by it (Yen giving orders without explaining, sending Lambert to a place he connects with traumatic events and Lambert in turn sabotaging her megascope) they could get along very well actually. (I think they actually do when Geralt comes back with Ciri)

Geralt not being the only one to have friends to ask for help for the battle in KM (also a possibility of Vessmir not dying)

Vesemir has written a last will before the battle because he knew there was a possibility he could die. It's mostly just telling the other wolves how proud he is. (Lambert finds it)

Lambert and Eskel appearing in the final battle against the Wild Hunt. Not because they were invited but because they said "Fuck it, that's something we have to do."

More Damien de la Tour and Geralt bonding moments. Blood and Wine is great and I think the relationship between these two is an underrated one.

[tcswritings]

TEXT MESSAGES, pt. 4.

Family matters are serious matters. Just a little thing, because my favourite Elsa in the world prompted it.

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Sarah has created the group “ChaCha 70 years″.

Sarah has added you to the group.

Sarah has added Orla to the group.

Sarah has added Sean to the group.

Sarah has added Kieran to the group.

Sarah has added Declan to the group.

6:31 - Sarah: Does this work

6:31 - Sarah: HELLO

6:32 - Orla: HOLY FUCK MA YOU MADE A GROUP ALL BY YOURSELF 😱 😱 😱 

6:33 - Orla: I’M SO PROUD?????

6:34 - Declan: YES MA IT WORKS. NO NEED TO SHOUT

6:34 - Declan: Wait what NO. Nooooo is it time again???? NO FUCK NO NO NO NO.

6:35 - Orla: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT’S CHACHA TIME

6:35 - Declan: 😫 😫 😫

6:35 - Charlie: What is a “ChaCha”?

6:35 - Declan: I’M NOT GOING I WENT LAST YEAR 😫

6:36 - Orla: You did NOT, I went last year. 😶 😶

6:36 - Declan: Are you BRAINDEAD?! I went last year and I’m NOT GOING AGAIN

Kieran has left the group.

6:37 - Sarah: At least one of you will be going, I am not having this discussion

6:37 - Declan: NO KIERAN COME BACK YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE AS YOU PLEASE

6:38 - Sarah: //Charlie: What is a “ChaCha”? // Our DEAR family friend Helen hosts her annual gathering and my kids are always being little shits about it

6:38 - Charlie: ??? Who is Helen? 😂 

6:39 - Orla: // Charlie: ??? Who is Helen? 😂 // Helen calls herself ChaCha. Don’t bother asking, no one knows why. Tell Kieran to come back, he doesn’t get to just LEAVE, we’re all in this together. NO ONE GETS OUT

6:40 - Sarah: Helen is going to be 70 years old, this is a special one. The gathering is on November 14th

Sarah has added Kieran to the group.

6:41 - Sarah: Not all of us have to go but I am taking at least one of you with me and we’re gonna discuss this like adults

6:42 - Charlie: November 15th is my due date. 😅 I’m afraid I won’t be able to go but thanks for the invitation. Probably means I’m a full family member now.

6:43 - Kieran: oh no my wifes due date, how unfortunate

Kieran has left the group.

6:43 - Declan: //Charlie: The 15th is my due date. 😅 I’m afraid...// That’s NO EXCUSE AT ALL!? Let him pop out at the party WHATEVER people will have something to talk then

6:45 - Sarah: //Charlie: The 15th is my due date. 😅 I’m afraid...// I obsiously didn’t think of that my dear. Of course you won’t be going then

6:46 - Declan: WHAT

6:46 - Declan: 😶

6:46 - Declan: THIS IS UNFAIR!?

6:47 - Charlie: 😂 

6:47 - Sarah: You can leave the group if you want dear

6:47 - Declan: STUPID PREGNANCY BONUS FUCK THIS

6:48 - Charlie: There’s no way I’m missing this. 😂

6:48 - Declan: full family member MY ARSE CHARLOTTE. you gotta suffer like ALL of us, you don’t get to pick the fun shit only?!?!

6:48 - Charlie: How is the long and painful process of giving birth to a new heir FUN?!

6:49 - Declan: BETTER THAN CHACHA

6:49 - Orla: OMG we can dress up Sam and Rory as us?! Like Declan and me???? Sam’s tall enough at this point 😂 

6:49 - Declan: AAAH THAT IS GENIUS?!!?

6:49 - Orla: We gotta stuff Rory out a bit and say I got a haircut 😂

6:49 - Declan: LOL as if Chacha will notice 😂

6:49 - Declan: She’s gonna be 70, her eyesight has probably gone to shit anyway

6:50 - Sarah: 😡 

6:50 - Orla: Ooooooh 👀

6:50 - Declan: oh OOOOOH 👀 ma is MAD 👀

6:50 - Orla: SO MAD SHE USED AN EMOJI 👀 

6:51 - Declan: SHIT IS SERIOUS 👀 

6:51 - Sarah: Listen you two if you don’t stop this I’m taking you BOTH with me

6:52 - Orla: TAKE KIERAN WITH YOU he never goes

6:52 - Declan: yeah he always gets to bail

6:53 - Charlie: I want him to be around when I could give birth any day???? Like, sorry, but he’s kind of involved in the baby thing. 😅 😂

6:53 - Declan: you don’t get your damn kid bonus CHARLOTTE. I have kid too

6:55 - Sarah: // Declan: you don’t get your damn kid bonus...// You would be excused if your 6 year old sons due date was ChaChas gathering oh poor tormented son of mine. Don’t you imply that I treat you all differently

6:55 - Declan: I’M BUSY

6:56 - Orla: What could you possibly be busy with 😒 😒 

6:56 - Declan: I’m out of town. Joined a travelling circus

6:56 - Orla: When 😒 And as WHAT 😂

6:57 - Sean: // Orla: When 😒 And as WHAT 😂 // An overgrown monkey I assume

6:57 - Declan: OH SO FUCKING FUNNY DAD

6:57 - Sean: Thanks son, I think so too. 😂 

6:58 - Sarah: I don’t understand why we can’t just discuss this like a normal family this is ridiculous. You all act like I want to lead you right like pigs to slaughter

6:58 - Orla: ChaChas gatherings ARE slaughter??? Did you forget about that one time when her silly other friend say that I gained so much weight since last year??? YEAH THANK YOU OLD BITCH I DIDN’T NOTICE AT ALL

6:59 - Orla: OH or that OTHER other silly friend who always asks me when I plan to get married already because TICK TOCK TICK TOCK?!?!? YEAH RUB IT IN ARSEHOLE

7:00 - Declan: Yeah, and then I go off and DO make that damn kid they all wanted so bad and THAT WASN’T GOOD EITHER 🙄

7:00 - Orla: WHATEVER WE DO, WE DO IT WroNg MA. THOSE GATHERINGS ARE WAR.

7:02 - Sarah: Oh come on you are sure above a bit of silly gossip

7:02 - Orla: NO I’M NOT. Not when mean old hags are involved

7:03 - Declan: take Mick, he’s good at that shit

7:03 - Declan: sometimes I think you love him more than us anyway

7:03 - Sarah: Right now I kind of do.

7:04 - Orla: 😨 😨 😨 LOW BLOW MOTHER

7:04 - Declan: I KNEW IT. I was just joking but OMG I KNEW IT.

7:05 - Orla: I QUIT

7:06 - Sarah: // Orla: I QUIT // You quit being my kid? 😂 

7:06 - Orla: YES

7:06 - Declan: ME TOO. go and claim your stupid gorgeous angel faced blonde substitute son

7:07 - Orla: HE’S GONNA LOVE IT

7:07 - Sarah: You know. As you can’t act like the adults you are I’m gonna act childish too

7:08 - Sarah: Taking Michael would be nice for me but he’s married and has his life in order so he doesn’t provide a whole lot of gossip ground

7:08 - Orla: ANOTHER LOW BLOW, PERSON-WHO-USED-TO-BE-MY-MOTHER  😨

7:08 - Declan: 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂  “Mick” and “life in order” in one sentence I CANNOT

7:09 - Sean: Just settle this already, you’re always making this so much harder than it has to be.

7:09 - Orla: I am not going.

7:09 - Declan: ME NEITHER I WENT LAST YEAR

7:10 - Orla: I WENT LAST YEAR. You had crazy shit going on last year at the time, I went FOR YOU. I took one for the twin team FOR YOU.

7:10 - Declan: then you certainly don’t mind going again I assume 😂

7:11 - Sean: Orla Deirdre and Declan Cathal O’Connell, you are going to figure this out in the next five minutes.

7:11 - Orla: Our full names are so much less intimidating as texts dad 😂 😂 😂

7:12 - Orla: // Declan: then you certainly don’t mind going again...// YES I DO. It’s your turn!!

7:12 - Orla: they’re gonna have MERCY with you

7:12 - Orla: I’m still unmarried and childless, would be the same shit all over again

7:12 - Orla: It would be the FAIR thing to do DECLAN.

7:13 - Sean: She has a point. It’s your turn. You know Orla went last year.

7:13 - Declan: NO 😣 I REFUSE

7:13 - Declan: travelling circus

7:14 - Sean: They can give you a day off, I’m sure.

7:14 - Declan: NO 😣

7:15 - Sean: Declan!!

7:15 - Declan: OKAY 😣 

7:15 - Declan: FUCK THIS FUCK CHACHA FUCK MY LIFE

7:16 - Sarah: Attaboy.

7:16 - Sean: I’m glad this wasn’t incredibly dramatic at all again.

7:18 - Sarah: We’re gonna discuss the details later. Make sure you get a suit that fits my dear son.

7:18 - Declan: 🖕  🖕

7:20 - Sarah: I saw that

7:20 - Declan: AS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO

... I’m sorry, they’re a mess. xD

[theshy1sout]

Poppy’s extraordinary playlist

I try to umm... write shorter chapters to make myself write more often. But I'm not sure if it works at all XD I do my best, I'm just still in kind of intro of the story, I hope I can write faster than I make it up... Tell me if you want the names of the chapters or something.

And I made a Ao3 account! Yay! So the chapter on it is here :D

Enjoy the thing below

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Chapter 6

It just happened, ok? It just happened! Poppy had no idea how to control her hearing-others’-thoughts-as-a-song power worked. Sometimes she just got home her sleeping bestie and walking bach to the park it just started. Out of nowhere. Just like that:

It's like, she doesn't hear a word I say Her mind is somewhere far away And I don't know how to get there

Chenille sang. Poppy sighed. She already knew the problem, hearing it once again wouldn’t be very helpful. It only made her sick. How was it even possible that two trolls could be that different? Especially them! Satin and Chenille were inseparable twins! She couldn’t help but thought about Branch. How different was he actually...

It was a really brief thought which was interrupted by unexpected duo:

  It's like all she wants is to chill out

Chenille continued while Satin joined in, singing:

She’s so serious!

She makes me wanna pull all my hair out (She's always in a rush and interrupted)

Like she doesn't even care! (Like she doesn't even care)

The last line they sang together. It was quite impressing how perfectly their voices harmonized even if th sang completely different words. Poppy didn’t know in which direction she should’v looked, when they both clearly spoke to her. Twins gestured with passion during their song:

Like fire and rain (Like fire and rain) You can drive me insane (You can drive me insane) But I can't stay mad at you for anything We're Venus and Mars (Venus and Mars) We're like different stars (like different stars) You're the harmony to every song I sing And I wouldn't change a thing

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... - Poppy interrupted them, forcing to stop walking. Twins stood  sharply. They looked really confused.

- Wait for what? - Satin asked.

- Just... Just stop for a second and let me think

- Stop what? - Chenille spoke with her hand with irritation. - We were just walking in totally silence!

- Totally - Satin agreed.

But Poppy just stood so still, tapping her lips by her fist and holding an elbow with other hand. 

- What is happening? - Chenille asked her sister, but she just shrugged her shoulders.

- You are different - Queen started thinking out loud. - And we thought it was a problem, but it’s not. It’s good that you’re different. There’s a key! You’re the harmony, cause you’re different! Cause harmony is different voices! The world would be boring if we’re all the same! We need fire AND rain. Venus needs Mars and Mars needs Venus. We actually need differences! - Poppy laughed with joy. She turned to the sisters - It’s that so beautiful?

But they looked at her even more confused than before.

- What are you talking about? - Satin asked.

Poppy took a deep breath. She had to make them understand, not just hear it. Understand. But how? She thought about her dad. Only two weeks ago she could just walk into his pod and ask him for everything. King Peppy expired so many hard life’s moments and he had always found the solution to any problem. But then, he’s in the hospital. She couldn’t bother him with everything she couldn’t solve on her own. And beside that, she was the queen. It was her job. It made her feel alone and a bit helpless. She never could describe what it’s in her mind. No one jut got her and in the way she thought.

It reminded her one of her sweet moment with her dad. She had been really little back then and she had tried to describe something she had seen through the window. She still remember his amused face, when he had seen her effort. He had said then “Sweetie, if you can find words, you can always show the thing”. “But how?” The little pink girl asked curiously. Dad had gave her pieces of colorful felt and scissors. And he had taught her how to scrapbooking.

Poppy smiled at this memory.

- Lemme show you something - The pink trolls said and waved encouragingly. She turned around and walked toward her pod. 

When she opened red door, the smell of the flowers hit her nose. Poppy hadn’t been there for a week, for such a long week! She really missed this place, smelling like her favorite perfumes and looking so hosty and soft. She always felt there safe and comfy, she wouldn’t live anywhere else. 

Queen ran through the living room to the big violet wardrobe and opened widely both of its door. There were many of colorful outfit inside, but most of them were blue. There was no word to describe how much Poppy loved this color. It made her a bit sad everytime when she woke up and saw the sky wasn’t blue. But most of the year it was, it greeted her every day with this pease and bright lazure, and she couldn’t help but stared a few minutes before she jumped of her bed and ran to the violet wardrobe to choose the casual dress (the blue one of course). Those things flew through her mind when she was staring at her lovely cloths.

- Look at this - Poppy beamed to twins. They glanced at outfits emotionlessly.

- Wardrobe - Chenille said.

- Cloths - Satin frowned. - Is there anything you see that we can’t...

- Yes! Look at them and take a guess which one is my favourite!

This time twins were staring at opened wardrobe a bit longer. Chenille even made this funny gesture she made every time she was thinking deeply about the cloths: she touched her chin with thumb and her nose with forefinger.

- The blue one? - Satin asked shyly.

- Half of them are blue! - Chenille spat.

- I mean, this blue one with white edge - Violet trolls pointed at Poppy. - The one you have at.

- She asked about wardrobe, genius

- I thought it would be a tricky question

- It was - Poppy grinned. - I love all of my cloths the same. Every single one is special. And you know, why?

- Because you really like cloths? - Satin asked.

- No - Pink troll couldn,t smile any wider. - Because every single one is made by my very best friends. They worked so hard to made them for me and, the most important, they made them together! Teamworking!

- Okay, I see where you’re going - Chenille rolled her eyes.

- But let me say it! Look, this one for example - Poppy took off really nice lilac dress with cold arm and white leather band. - This one is beatifull. Remember how you sewed it? I just said that i like this fabric and wanted to have a simple dress with it. And Chenille made it for me. But then Satin said..,

- That it wasn’t good enough! - Chenille huffed. Satin crossed her arms, but didn’t say anything.

- Yes! - Poppy skinned her head slowly. - And then?

Blue troll sighed heavily.

- And she cut the arms and added white belt... - She didn’t look at sister, speaking quieter and quieter, - And it made the dress beautiful...

- And this one! - Poppy shew them blue dress with rainbow skirt and tulle sleeves.

- Gosh, I was sewing it whole the night - Satin beamed. - I was so proud of the design and I was so desperated to give you this one the very next day - Violet troll giggled. - It was ridicoulous! But I was so desperated. I remember waking up in the morning and discovering so many little mistakes! I felt like failure!

- But when you gave me it, the dress was perfect! - Poppy tilted her head on a side. - And also I don’t remember seeing you being exhausted or something.

-....Yeah, cause... Chenille told me to take a nap... - Satin held her elbow shyly. - And she fixed the dress when I was sleeping...

Queen put her hand on her hip and lifted her eyebrow suggestively. The twins looked pretty ashamed right then: Chenille stared at the ceiling with her arms crossed tightly on her chest and Satin rubbed her elbow glanced at the floor.

- Hey, look girls - Poppy smiled at something she took from the wardrobe. - Remember this one?

She showed them the dress and the sisters collapsed with a giggle.

- Of course! - Satin beamed. - I never forget your dress!

- It was so ridiculous - Chenille chuckled. - I didn't even know that you are so bad at sewing, Poppy!

- Thanks - Poppy showed her tooth awkwardly.

- And you were as stubborn as always! - Chenille started to pretend Poppy's voice. - 'I want to sew it on my own! Just let me do it!'

- But Poppy! - Satin joined to play, pretending Chenille's voice. - You can't start from that side!

- 'I will do what I want!' - Chenille screamed and stamped her foot. And then both just exploded with a loud laugh.

- I didn't say that - Poppy pursed her lips.

- Maybe not, but look at this dress - Violet girl pointed at the cloth in her pink hands and started laughing again.

- Yes, that's the thing we both always agree with - Chenille crossed her arms with a big grin on her face. - That dress isn't... Nice for eyes.

- Yeah, totally agree - Satin chuckled, stepping a bit closer to her sister. - Are we back?

- We're back - Twin answered with a hug and deep sign of relief. - I missed you, sis.

- I missed you too, Chell. - Satin said, embracing her tightly.

Poppy smiled at them. She really didn't know how she made them come to term, but she was happy that they finally did it. She took a look at the dress she was still holding. Well, the twins were right. That thing was a complete disaster.

- Now I see we haven't pawed through your wardrobe for such a long time - Poppy barely even noticed, when girls came to her so close.

- We have to make you something new - Chenille said, touching one of the suits inside. - Can we, well as Satin said, "paw through your wardrobe" a bit?

- Of course! If that gives you an inspiration...

Twins giggled at her, but Poppy didn't find anything funny in what she just said. She didn't even start wondering what was the thing that made her friends laugh when she heard a knocking at her door.

- Well, I guess I leave you to it - Queen threw going to the front door. But the twins were too busy talking about her outfits. Which made her smile when she was opening the door. She almost jumped when she saw who stood there.

- So here you are! - Creek beamed at her. - I was looking for your the whole week, Poppy! - He stepped in without an invitation. - Where had you been?

- I... - She tried to clear her thoughts. She wasn't just ready to see him so suddenly. - Well, it's a long story and I haven't made a scrapbook about it yet...

- Maybe we'll sit? - Creek suggested and pointed at chairs in the living room. He was her boyfriend, but for some reason, she really didn't like it when he treated her pod like his own. She loved hosting and he just took it away from her in her house. She breathed deeply.

- Yea, sure - She threw and when they already sat on the chairs, she continued. - I have many things to tell you.

- I'm all ears - Creek stared at her intensively. It made her nervous, especially because she hated telling stories without a scrapbook. She just wasn't good at keeping eye contact if she had nothing in her hands. So she looked down, trying to find good words. Then she felt his warm hand grabbing her and squeezed a bit. Like he knew that she needed it. She looked at him and smiled a bit.

- Ok, so... I was in the hospital. The whole week. The MRI showed up that I had brain cancer, just like my dad, but much smaller. So... I had an operation where they cut it off my brain. And then I had to lie in this hospital the whole week, even if I felt okay. - She stopped for a second, cause she found the way Creek was listening to her too calm. - Sorry for not telling you about this...

- It's okay - He smiled comfortingly.

- And sorry for my friends, they also don't tell you anything cause... they... seem to not like you... because when we started going out I stopped going on our meetings... - She breathed heavily. - It's all my fault. I destroyed our Snack Pack and now they hate you and...

- No, stop it! - Creek said. - Nothing's your fault! They just don't know me. Maybe If I go to this meeting with you, they'll know me and maybe even like me. What do you think?

Poppy stared at him unsurely.

- Well, I guess we can try...

- See? And everything's good! - Creek smiled again, but Poppy just couldn't feel it. - I told you, you think too much about your problems sometimes.

- Maybe...

- Is there anything else you wanted to tell me?

She hesitated for a while.

- Have you ever heard about this guy from the forest named Branch?

- You mean this gray ghost? He's real? I didn't even know he has a name actually...

- Well, yes, he's real, and I talked with him. I want to befriend him and I'm just wondering if you don't mind...

- No, it's really nice of you that you want to help him. Maybe one day I'll talk with him too

- Maybe...

- Well, I'm glad to see you're ok - Creek said, standing up. - I see you are still really tired after being in the hospital. Don't stress yourself, just please, rest a bit, ok? And we can see each other tomorrow, right?

- Right - Poppy nodded, smiling, or maybe just trying to smile. She gave him a peck kiss at goodbye and waved him when he went out. The doors shut loudly and Queen was sitting very still on her chair.

She felt wrong. This whole talk was as normal as usual, but she had been feeling really bad during it, and then, when Creek left, it still felt bad...

But maybe he was right and she thought too much? Maybe she really needed a rest?

- Poppy? Poppy! What are you doing there so long? Come here! We need to talk about your brand new style!

Poppy giggled. She really missed the twins making a mess in her wardrobe. Hearing their voices in her pod was all she needed right then. She needed to spend some time with her old friends.

- Don't worry, I'm coming!

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Satin and Chenille  - I wouldn’t change a thing

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The Stray District - Chapter 1

Member Profiles

Stray Kids Gang!Au

Lee Know x Reader

Drama

A/N: Alright, I’m super excited to introduce my new Stray Kids fic! They’ve taken over my life and my heart and now all I want to do is write about them xD So here’s another Stray Kids fic. Enjoy! ~Yosei

Warnings: PG13. Violence and Seductive Themes (Nothing sexual that crosses a line for underage idols.)

Disclaimer: This is pure fiction. All artists named in this fic are given a fake personality by me. This does not in any means reflect on the individual idol or groups. To my knowledge, they are all sweet, amazing people that wouldn’t hurt a fly.

PLEASE READ THE PROFILE BOARDS OF EACH MEMBER BEFORE READING THE FIC. It’ll make so much more sense!

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2015 is when it all began. The adults of the generation were unknowingly sanctioning the destruction of the City of Seoul. Murders were more frequent, Homeless population increasing, the teenage suicide rate was at an all time high, schools becoming a battle ground with students fending for their lives. The police force was brimming with corruption, any distress calls that went through were either not being answered or you end up seeing the innocent dead or imprisoned.

That's when the rebellion came to be. The Millennials and Generation Z had enough. The city of Seoul was dubbed District 9. It had started in the heart of the city and stretched into neighboring towns. 80% of the adults were chased out of town, kids were running businesses, teenagers taking office. The kids and teens of previously formed gangs took control, continuing what their parents have started.

By 2018, there were teenage gangs running parts of the surrounding towns of District 9. However, the highest ranking gangs had control of the District itself. Two of the most powerful rival gangs, District 9 and Stray Kids, headed by two of the most powerful gang leaders, L/N Y/N and Lee Know.

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You stare at the drink in your hand, swirling it inside the glass. You, Felix, and Woojin arrived at your friend's club, just to relax for the night. You had grabbed your usual VIP booth, adorned with leather couches on either side of the table. Watching as civilians dance around the polished, wooden floor, you lean your head onto Woojin’s shoulder.

The weapons specialist chuckles. “Are you tired, boss? Do you want to leave?”

You adjust your short, black skirt to cover your garter holsters. “Nah, it's okay. I'm just bored.”

“Did you want me to start a fight, to cheer you up?” Your bodyguard, Felix, asks.

You lean over to Felix, a hand caressing his beautiful face. “No. Unfortunately, the club is neutral territory. But thank you, Felix. That means a lot to me that you’d offer.”

The boy smiles and leans into your touch, happy to have made you smile. The three of you sit in a comfortable silence. While you observe the club goers, Felix and Woojin are scanning the club, constantly on alert. They take their jobs very seriously, ready to protect you at a moment's notice.

That's when you hear a ruckus coming from the entrance of the club. You lift your head off Woojin's shoulder and squint your eyes. The dimly lit club hid the cause of the noise, but it was soon revealed who had caused it.

You see three boys around your age walk up the steps to your private booth. Woojin’s hand instinctively reaches for his pistol but you stop him, nodding it's okay. He lets go but doesn't relax.

You giggle and tilt your head at the newcomers. “Well, if it isn't Mr. Lee Know and his two little gang members.” You point to each of them. “It’s Hyunjin and Changbin, right?”

Lee Know smirks, bowing his head. “Ms. Y/N. May we have the pleasure of joining you?”

You nod your head, gesturing to the couch in front of you. The three Stray Kids sit comfortably on the couch. You scan the three boys, noticing Changbin's non-expressive look, Lee Know's slight smirk while checking you out, and Hyunjin's glare aimed your direction.

You chuckle. “I understand why you brought Changbin, but why did you bring string bean?” You point your thumb to Hyunjin.

Hyunjin's glare deepens at your comment. Lee Know lifts a brow. “Well, I know you bring Woojin around everywhere, I thought Hyunjin would be useful as well. Which I must say, he is.”

Hyunjin smirks, proud of his boss’ words. You roll your eyes and change the subject.

“So, how is the rest of Stray Kids doing? Chan still coding? I.N is always having trouble hacking into your systems.” You rest your elbow on your knee, your chin in your hand.

“Oh is that right? Well, I must reward Chan later when we get back. Seems like he's doing his job well.”

You smirk, knowing the next question is going to cause some problems.

“How’s baby Jisungie doing? Is he still in prison or where you able to bail his ass out?”

The next few moments happened so fast. The moment you mention Han's name, Hyunjin growls and lunges for you, his knife in his hand. As soon as he has you pressed against the back of the couch, Woojin’s gun is drawn and pressed up against Hyunjin's temple.

If anyone had been staring, this is what they'd see; You're forced up against the back of the couch, Hyunjin practically straddling you, nose to nose, a knife pressed up against your throat. Woojin has his gun pointed at Hyunjin's head, a menacing look on his face.

Your shock lasts for but a moment before an amused grin spreads across your face. “You know, Hyunjinie, if you wanted a kiss, you could have just asked.”

Hyunjin growls, ignoring the comment, “don't you dare say his name, or I won’t hesitate to cut your throat.”

You knew why he was angry. Jisung had a small crush on you for a while. You knew about it, so you used it to your advantage. You also knew how knowledgeable he was with poisons. About a month ago, you ‘convinced’ him to poison a man who had been causing you problems. What he didn't know was the reason why you used him. Turns out, the guy you tricked him into killing was a cop. The cop was gaining in fast on Seungmin's drug ring and you needed to get rid of him quick, without tracing it back to you.

Needless to say, Jisung got caught and put in prison, without so much as a shred of evidence against you or District 9. Stray Kids has never forgiven you for that. Not that you cared much.

“Awe, is Hyunjinie mad?” Your face turns dangerously seductive, you grab his chin between your thumb and finger, forcing his face from moving. “Well let me tell you something. It was so fucking easy. All I had to do was show Han a little leg, give him a kiss, and he was like putty in my hands." You tilt your head, blinking innocently, your thumb grazing his lips. "Would you like me to show you how?” You lean your lips closer to his, inches away from a kiss.

Hyunjin growled and tightened his grip on the knife, causing it to nick your throat. When Woojin noticed a small trickle of blood form, he cocked his gun.

You glance over at Lee Know, whose face was unreadable. “I would advise you to call off your dog before my boys do something we'll all regret.”

Lee Know snaps his fingers, signaling Hyunjin to return to his seat. As soon as Hyunjin released you, Felix pulls you into him, assessing the mark on your neck. He dabs the small amount of blood with his shirt sleeve

“Y/N, are you alright?” He immediately asks, concern laced his voice. Once you assured the boy that you’re fine, his glare shoots over to Stray Kids.

“How dare you touch her.” He’s about to stand up but you put your arms around him, gave him a light kiss to the cheek and lay your head on his shoulder.

He immediately softens, and pets your head. He glares over at the three gang members once more, “if you so much as look at her wrong, all three of you will be dead in seconds.” You smile at his words, thankful he’s in your life. You look over at the three glaring boys across from you, your smile dropping.

“What is the reason you're here?”

Lee Know clears his throat, a brow raised. “Well, that's actually why we came to see you, my dear.” he chuckled when he saw your brows furrow in a confused manner. “You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you.”

Lee Know found this amusing, finally being able to turn the tables on this conversation. “Money, Ms. Y/N.”

You immediately sit up straight, your eyes narrowed. “What money are you speaking of, Lee?”

“The money you owe me for bailing my poison specialist out of prison, L/N.”

You laugh. “I'm not giving you anything. The fact that you even bothered to ask is laughable. It's not my fault he was caught. He should have been more careful. He may be a genius in Chemistry, but not so much when it comes to anything else.”

You hear Hyunjin growl but you ignore him. Lee Know smirks. “Maybe if you learned to stay dressed and stop using your body to get what you want, we wouldn't be in this situation.”

This guy was starting to piss you off. How dare he talk to you like that. But he wasn't finished.

“You knew Han was weak when it came to females. Stop whoring yourself out just to get your way.”

You immediately stand up in a threatening manner. Suddenly, it was like a chain reaction. As soon as you stood up, so did Hyunjin, his knives out and aimed at you. Soon after, Woojin stands up, his gun pointed at Hyunjin’s head once again. Lee Know stood up, getting closer to you, which caused Felix to put his arm in front of you to protect you. Changbin then stood, glaring at Felix, hands clenched in a fist.

“I dare you to say that again, Minho.” You growl. You're not much shorter than him, but you still had to tilt your head up slightly to look him in the eyes.

He cringes at the name, choosing to ignore it just this once. “I haven't said anything that wasn't true. You took advantage of one of my guys and I'm not okay with that. You should have known this was coming.”

You smirk, “Well, fortunately for me, there's nothing you can do about that. I. Win. You. Lose.” the last two words were accompanied by your finger jabbing him in the chest twice.

Hyunjin pulls his hand back to throw his knives at you, but Woojin cocked his gun. “What do you think will hit their target faster, a gun or a knife? Do you want to find out, stringbean?”

Changbin knocks your hand away, a menacing look set on his face. “You touch him again, I'll break your finger, little girl.”

Felix immediately pushes Changbin back a few steps. “If you touch her again, I'll do more than break your finger, shorty.”

By this time, the crowd of club goers were watching the exchange, waiting for something to happen. Hyunjin and Woojin aiming their weapons at one another, Felix and Changbin squaring each other up and you and Lee Know glowering at each other.

“Ahem, Y/N?”

You hear a small voice on your left. You look over to see your friend, immediately lighting up when you see her. “Ahh! Jennie! How are you dear?”

She bows her head to everyone before speaking. “Um, I understand this is business and all, but could you take this little… business transaction elsewhere? You're scaring my customers.”

You gasp a little and pull her into a hug. “I am so sorry, I completely lost my head. We were just about to leave.” You snap your fingers, causing Woojin and Felix to come to your side.

You turn to Lee know, who's glare hasn't left his face.

“This little transaction is over. I'm not paying you a penny for your little Han’s mistake.

Bye-Bye~.” You wink at the three boys, blowing them each a kiss.

Once you leave, Lee Know breathes a shaky breath. “Oh, this isn't over, my dear. Trust me.”

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free! dive to the future episode 7 liveblog/review thing

WHOA, THIS POST IS ACTUALLY ON TIME TODAY. XDDDD 

my previous liveblogs: (episode 1) (episode 2) (episode 3) (episode 4) (episode 5) (episode 6)

the crunchyroll link: http://www.crunchyroll.com/free-iwatobi-swim-club/episode-7-a-solitary-medley-775638

i wrote a looooong post for the previous episode. so you can tell that i had a lot of feelings about it. now i'm a bit scared to watch this one. XD what kind of feels will i have this time???...

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the first scene is makoto coaching some kids <3333333 makoto + kids is so cute!!!!!

"yo" ...such a casual greeting from an evil villain.

haru is working together with the villain???? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

financial advisor makoto????

whaaaaaat. haru has no negative reaction to this guy who just insulted mackerel???? this villain is brainwashing haru!!!!!!

makoto seems concerned...

"i'm so bored... everyone is getting lots of screentime except me!!!"

looooooool!!!! that is one aggressive baby!!!

I WROTE THAT COMMENT *BEFORE* THE BABY KICKED ASAHI HAHAHAHAHA

i feel like a mysterious evil villain should have some kind of cool getaway car, but he just has a bike??? hmmm maybe he's not really an evil villain after all...

so this is part of the secret plan to somehow become friends with ikuya? i... don't get it. ^__^U but i'm sure haru knows what he's doing (i think)

um, just telling ikuya "your time isn't fast enough" doesn't really help him...

"did you have a fight?" maaaaaaybe

WOW lol he only agreed to go eat with them because hiyori wasn't going!!!!

happy ikuya changing into angry ikuya ;__; ;__; ;__;

idk why but i like how everyone says "slump" in english. XD

"dream?" haru looks so confused lol. oh boy, i remember last season when haru spend sooooo much time trying to figure out what his dream was...

what lies ahead of haru now is... a potato chip?!?!?

makoto laying down the law with a smile. XD

he's not supposed to eat near the pool, but he's eating anyway!!!! this shows that he really is EVIL!!!! you CANNOT TRUST HIM!!!!!!! >=(

ikuya doesn't even want to meet his own brother?? =(

if ikuya doesn't win, will he turn into foam???????

"i just got here... as they say" hahahaha

"even if i did, he says he doesn't want to see me." well, who cares??? go see him anyway, natsuya.

nao seems like such a wise and helpful person. i like him!!

wait what is sousuke doing... he doesn't seem like he's "taking the long road"!!

"don't you think there's something i can do do get more screentime?????"

a wild natsuya appears!!! i love the contrast between asahi's reaction and haru's reaction, haha.

awwww poor haru. he feels like he needs to confess some kind of wrongdoing to natsuya. you could see his face and how bad he felt!! =(

YAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaAAAyyyy congratulations, rin!!!!! ^___^

omg, haru and rin competing again!!!!!! omg omg omg.

baby:  *intensely watches swimming competition on tv*

obviously haru is going to kill it.

aaaaaaaaah the animation of haru swimming is just... i love it *___*

haru killed it!!!! =)

i'm a genius... i'm a genius... i'm a genius...

well that was kinda awkward.

"i haven't put up any results i can be proud enough to tell him about." awwww ;__;

"hiyori isn't really a bad guy." uhhhh you were pretty mad at him in the last episode but okay.

"i don't know if he's my friend." does that mean you're more than just friends??? ;)

ikuya thinks that friendship and teammates make him weak. that's depressing =(

"but i'll always think of you as a friend!" noooo don't say that. now ikuya will feel weaker!! XD

hahahahahaha omg, little haru's little face in the flashback. awwwwwww

ikuya's thinking, "uh-oh, too much friendship talk. gotta get up and leave now"

"in the pool, i'm alone. no one's going to save me." there are a a ton of other people in that pool tho

"i have to get stronger. otherwise, i won't be me anymore." because you will be foam????

do you ever have that feeling like it's almost the end of the episode and this episode's been too calm and therefore something bad's about to happen.

"don't say you can do it all alone. you're not alone." that is some super accurate mind-reading skill you've got there, haru. o__O

well that was a nice sweet thing to say, haru. NOW KICK HIS BUTT!!!!!!!! XD

oh of course this stupid episode doesn't let me see haru and ikuya's race. of course. uggghhhhh

"haruka-senpai has evolved!" what is he, a pokemon????!

WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!! DID I JUST SEE IKUYA SMILING IN THE PREVIEW?!?!?!?! WHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE. o__o

my thoughts on this episode: i want to see the raaaace!!!!! argh, what a cliffhanger!!! i don't want to wait a week to see it. ;__; ummm but anyway, it was refreshing to see asahi talk with ikuya. it seemed like there was going to be a breakthrough... although, ikuya still wasn't really onboard with the whole idea of "friendship" because he thinks it'll make him weak. and the saddest thing was that he didn't want to see his own brother because he felt like he didn't achieve enough things to tell him about???? natsuya seems like the type of person who wouldn't care about that AT ALL. he's so easygoing. come on, ikuya, you should meet up with natsuya. also, so now i realize what haru was doing with the extra training with the "villain." (okay, i guess he's a good guy after all hahaha i figured. but i just thought it was so funny that he kept coming across like a villain.) i think that this race is going to be a turning point for ikuya, somehow. maybe it'll make him feel friendly toward haru again. but what about hiyori, though??? =( i feel so bad for both him and ikuya...

oh, and one more thing. i am soooooo excited to see haru race rin!!!! they haven't seen each other in a while, so that will be a VERY dramatic moment!!!

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Criminal Minds s04e19 House on Fire - or more aptly named, the episode where Kirsten Vangsness acted her life out through a computer and a phone and I love her.

Episode 19 – House on Fire

Hey guys! So I’m seriously still reeling from how awesome that last episode was. And by awesome, you know I mean that we got to see Shemar’s abs on the actual show and not just those awesome interviews on YouTube.

I’m scared of the name of this one, but let’s see what happens.

Oh lord. He’s setting the fucking movie theatre on fire? Oh god.

They just imitated the movie? Why?

“And they’re sure it’s arson?”

I’m sorry. I can’t focus. Because, for some reason I caught this shot of my poodle’s tongue out, standing behind Derek in a hoodie. I can’t.

“So whoever set these went from no victims to thirty-one in less than two weeks.” Damn.

“Thirty one victims is not accidental.”

And once again, my cupcake is a hundred per cent right.

Tennessee Williams: “We all live in a house on fire. No fire department to call, no way out.”

Well, that is depressing.

“What, arson is a sexist industry?”

Oh honey.

“Apparently, women just aren’t inclined to burn things.”

Ooh, burn.

“Well, we can scratch hero complex off the list. He hasn’t left anyone to save.”

How can someone be so smart and sexy? That’s a crime.

“How’s about I do a background check on all local firefighters and EMTs?” I love how she’s talking in a different lingo. It’s amazing.

“I will look at everything from firebug to flamethrower.”

Love you.

“I will cast a wide net, sir.”

Love her!

Rossi just said he didn’t want this to turn into a witch hunt.

“Sir, if I’m hearing you right, you’re saying I’m the witch hunter.”

Was that Thomas showing through the Aaron façade? Oh god.

“When he strikes again, he’s gonna be aiming for even more victims.”

Dang.

“I also have a third-grade teacher, third cousins, and at least three potential affairs.”

Seriously? Oh my god, no one ever let this lady near the Kardashians.

“With all due respect, sir, my brain muscles are comfortable with being intuitive with information, not people. Looking at people like that is not part of my job description. I’m not a profiler.”

“Well, you’re gonna have to be.”

Wait. What?

Wait. So the fucker lit up a bar while everyone was at the memorial? Damn.

“He really wanted to make sure nobody got out this time.”

God.

“And what good are you guys doing us?”

Hey! Not nice!

“That chain is different than the first two fires.”

Wait. What?

“Now, either we’re looking at an entirely new arsonist or this unsub wanted to make absolutely certain nobody got out.”

“Now, if this is true, that means something changed.”

“Maybe his emotions changed. Maybe his agenda. But something.”

“See, this chain tells us this is the fire that matters.”

“This fire’s gonna help us catch this guy.”

Someone give Derek an award for being awesome.

“Hello?”

“Hey, how’s Miss Smart and Sexy doing today?”

“Fair warning, cupcake. As much as I love you and our witty banter, I am all out of witty and banter and am struggling with love.”

Oh god, I love this.

“What’s wrong, baby?”

“I am standing at the crossroads of thirty-one lives and what I see is a train wreck.”|

“You want a little tour? This is what I mean. Here we go.”

“Flip Phillips – he beat his wife. It went on for years. Although you wouldn’t know if you looked at the police reports, because that’s one of the perks of being the mayor.”

Oh honey.

“David Alexander – he sued his boss for five million dollars over something totally lame, and what makes it even more erotic is he was sleeping with the boss’s daughter.”

Oh baby.

“And then there is … where is she? Oh! One of the town councilwomen, now, she had a terminally ill husband and also three boyfriends under the age of twenty.”

“I want to believe that the world is just teeming with awesome people, but all of this is giving me great pause.”

“I want to go back to cyberspace.”

Someone hug this woman and make her marry me.

“I’m sorry, sweetheart, not yet. I got a few more names for you.”

Why you gotta be such a wet blanket, baby?

“Please tell me they’re still alive.”

“I wish I could do that, Garcia.”

FUCK.

Someone take this man’s leather jackets. I can’t. I have all kinds of hot black James Dean fantasies going on up in here.

“Or he didn’t attract the attention of the right person.”

Oh boy.

“This type of rage tends to stem from things that people keep buried.”

Oh boy. They’re gonna have to get real up and personal with these townies.

Ugh. I hate burn victims. It’s obvious they’re in pain and I can’t stand it.

I’m seriously staring at this Word document to avoid watching the scene. Fuck.

Linda and Roger Drake.

“Friends? Enemies?”

“Oh, no, nothing like that. They seemed sweet. Their biggest problem was finding baby names. Hilda was pregnant.”

“Are you sure? The M.E. hasn’t even started yet.”

That’s why Garcia’s the best.

So they basically post everything in the ads? Oh god.

“There was a belly watch on Hilda.”

Poor lady.

“Oh, Eric was a boozer.”

Lol.

So he was harmless, too. Hmm.

“What if he grew up in Royal and he moved away?” uh-oh, genius on the scene.

“And then I did some more aggressive digging, which I should remind you, you asked me to do.”

Oh god. I love this lady so much.

So the bar owner’s new wife’s parents died in a fire when she was five? Uh oh. And she had a brother and a grandpa.

So amazing she gets scenes on her own. So proud.

“Sir, I think I have something.”

I love this woman beyond measure. She is so amazing.

Actress and character, before you ask XD

“Granted, I don’t have a medical degree, but my guess is, watching his parents die in a fire didn’t help Tommy’s emotional well-being.”

True.

“What about Tina? How did the fires affect her?”

So there were rumors about how they were too close for social norms. Oh god.

“Nothing was ever confirmed, though.”

“No, it wasn’t. but then, the truth didn’t matter.”

I love emotionally-invested Garcia. Whoo.

“Based on nothing but hearsay.”

“Not true. The school had cause.”

“No, they didn’t.”

Wait. What?

“I spoke to the teacher. She told me how the whole school and the whole town turned against him, based on nothing but a rumor.”

I love this woman.

“So they moved Tommy to a Colorado boarding school, and they cut off all ties between him and his sister.”

Oh lord.

“If what Garcia said is true, then this town’s actions went a long way towards making Tommy who he is.”

Yup.

Where is Tina?

How come I didn’t notice he was so familiar before? That’s fucking Michael Rooker! Oh my god, I love you baby!

“So how mad do you think he is?”

“Well, if I was him I’d be pretty mad.”

“Oh god.”

I love how she takes Morgan’s scale of anger. Love you two.

Wait. She’s worried about Hotch? Oh god.

“I men, he did tell me to dig, right? So I dug. And, granted, I’m not supposed to have direct contact with the public, or purport  myself as an FBI agent. And – OK, I’m definitely not supposed to accuse someone of a felony or even a misdemeanor, especially when I don’t have any actual evidence. Oh god.”

“I did just what they did.”

“I … I based everything on a rumor. I got sucked right in.”

“I didn’t mean to. I …”

Oh god, I love her freakouts.

“Garcia, come on, baby. Stick to Tommy.”

Oh honey.

“Right. Sorry.”

“You couldn’t find him?”

“No, I said the trail went cold, I didn’t say it disappeared.”

And that’s why she’s the boss.

Oh god. Someone needs to get Derek into that lady’s lair and hug her from the inside out. And yes, that was my sweet way of saying that they need to do the horizontal hoedown.

So that brother was just fucked up on the inside and just wanted to love his sister and everyone just made fun of him and hated him. Oh god, poor Tommy.

Poor Tina.

Oh shit! No! Don’t do this, Tommy!

Oh thank goodness.

Francoise Sagan: “I have loved to the point of madness. That which is called madness. That which to me is the only sensible way to love.” Oh god, that is beautiful.

“You guys choose this … turning people over like rocks and looking at all their creepy crawly things underneath.”

Oh honey.

“I want to see the good in people.”

“I choose to see the good in people.”

“And … getting into someone’s mind and trying to find the god-awful thing that happened to them that made them do the god-awful thing to somebody else has seriously impaired my ability to giggle, and it makes my brain all wonky, and I don’t like it.”

“I just wanted to thank you for your excellent work on this case. And I understand that what you did was, for you, very difficult. But your contributions are essential to the success of this team.”

Amazing. So amazing they finally show how much she is appreciated.

In all aspects.

“I know you see the good in people, Penelope. Always.”

“And I would never want you to change that.”

 Oh god. So this episode was amazing on so many levels. It brought out Penelope in so many amazing ways that I can’t even tell you. We got to see Kirsten do her amazing stuff, we finally got to see how much she is truly appreciated in the team. We got to see her as a profiler. I just can’t explain to you how much I love this episode.

And how much did we love Derek in a hoodie? Eh?

Anyway.

As much as I wanted to finish the season today, my body betrayed me and I snoozed for a hwile and binge-watched YouTube the fuck out of my poor computer, so I’m gonna end this right here right now, to my chagrin. And bid you farewell.

It’s nearing 10pm here, and I have work tomorrow, and I still need to do the dishes and get in the shower and get ready for bed or else the poor coffee-starved assholes will have to deal with a bitch. And I don’t want to get fired.

So, I’ll leave the rest of my pictures that didn’t make it into the post above and give you all millions of kisses to show my appreciation xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

[tobns]

i’ve been doing a lot of retrospection and digging pretty deeply inside myself over the last few days about the last five and a quarter years on here and i just wanted to...i dunno, spill? you don’t have to read this at all, by any means, but this is my blog and i post what i want to at the end of the day so yep

for some reason i’ve just been like...diving back into a lot of my old stuff as of lately? i'm talking like, thg era here (and if you have been around long enough to know what i am referring to, then my god you deserve an award) and i'm just like, realizing how kinda obnoxious i was, lmao??? back in the day i never really "gave out my age" because i liked having that card, i liked having a tiny bit of anonymity since i pretty much shared my WHOLE life on here, and now i just like openly advertise it because really what else do i have to lose at this poin, and i think some of you were incredibly gracious in upping my age when you'd guess - i was fourteen, and i was having such a wonderful life going on in the real world and i still felt kinda empty, so as any wise fourteen year old would, i turned to the internet

genius, em, really

but yeah, i was fourteen and kinda lonely and so when people showed me and what i enjoyed a little attention, i kinda ran off the deep end with it? i look back now at nineteen and i see some of the stuff i said, the way i'd react to things, my mannerisms, my decisions, even my excessive use of the unicode heart and 'xD' and 'hahahahahaha' and i realize i so did not need a lot of what i got on here, attention-wise? like, you wonder why child stars "Go Crazy" and then you look back, at nineteen, and you see what happens when someone gives your fourteen year old self ANY sort of audience and it's just like...nooooo!!!!! 

and then it moves back even further to the point where it's like, well, what was i looking at when i was fourteen, maybe even before that and first got on the internet?

and i started reflecting on the fact that internet culture has rapidly, rapidly changed SO much over the last several years alone; forget about me posting hella cringe stories and songs and reacting to “haters” the way i did, i realize that i saw a lot of things i saw other people get away with and i was like "psh, oh yeah, i can do that!" and i couldn't, whether it was acting/reacting a certain way or doing something, etc., and i look back now and i like want to completely burn myself off the face of the earth for doing it but at the time, i don't think i really knew any better, i guess?? no one had told the people i'd been inspired by that what they'd been doing was wrong, and so i was under the impression i could do it too and not come under heavy fire, and once again, it all comes back to the fact that there are impressionable, YOUNG kids on this website who SEE!! WHAT YOU DO!!! AND THEY WILL MIMIC THAT!!! AND WE FORGET THAT THERE ARE YOUNGER PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW US!! AND IT'S JUST A CYCLE!!! 

and with today's internet culture, there is no such thing as making a tiny mistake - if you mess up, no one is going to say, "hey, listen, whether you know this or not, you did something that's not okay and this is WHY it isn't okay", if you mess up or do something wrong, you're shamed off the internet. and yeah, there are some cases where people DO know better! and they probably deserve to be shamed out of a community! but i also think about me at fourteen and fifteen, an IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG ADULT who was incredibly sheltered as a kid and the internet was a whole new world and what i saw by the people i kept up with, i was like okay!! this is cool and acceptable!!! and when i had people coming for my ass i didn't really understand WHY because i was like....other people do it?? no one told THEM it was wrong??? and over time, i came to put two and two together and was like alright just because someone else does something and people accept it then, little em, doesn't mean it's okay or right

and of course times have changed and internet culture is so so so much different now, but i think it is still important to remember that while a lot of us have grown and learned and are educated BECAUSE we have been here for a long time and we've seen the psa posts and the educational reblogs, there are a lot of young ass people who are signing up on tumblr dot com for the first time, and they doN'T !! KNOW!!! the internet is meant to connect the world, and there are countless corners of the world where people are raised differently and learn different things and when you step into this madness for the VERY first time, it's overwhelming as fuck and i think a large part of internet culture has rapidly turned into, well, fuck the principle of education, if you get something wrong then you're just going to be berated forever and for some people, like myself, that worked, that helped us learn, but for some people, yelling and shaming them isn't how they learn from their mistakes, and i think internet culture can be SO goddamn negative when i look cross-platform because i just rarely ever see us being nice to one another, AND IT ALL COMES BACK TO THAT IS WHAT THESE KIDS WHO ARE USING THE INTERNET FOR THE FIRST TIME SEE AND THEY THINK IT'S ACCEPTABLE EVEN IF IT MAY NOT BE AND THAT’S WHY A LOT OF THIS GENERATION’S YOUNGER KIDS ARE ASSHOLES (cough jake paul)

so yeah: as a young person who was on the internet and for SOME REASON had an audience like she did, i think it's important for me to say as an old(er) person who no longer has a lot of that audience (that i know of) and has grown to see the error in a lot of her ways and is giving a mass apology for all the stuff i did that i left untied here and now - i was an obnoxious kid 89% of the time on here, i said stupid shit, i did stupid shit, and i want to make peace that i fucked up, but everyone does. i rightfully got flack for my mistakes on here, i rightfully got put in my place many of times, and as a nineteen year old, i GET IT. fourteen year old me didn't, but me five years later DOES. because i look at who i am now, and i now know what it is i believe in and stand for, what i speak up and out against, what i let fly in my life and what i don't, what kind of PEOPLE i want in my life and what kind of people i want to stay away from, what kind of impact i’m making on the world and on the people around me, what kind of person i'm on the road to being, and i am proud of her. mistakes are how we learn if we choose to learn from them, and when we live in resentment and beat ourselves up for being morons in the past (like i do), all we do is disservice ourselves. and i'm kinda tired of disservicing me, because tbh i'm proud of who i've become, mistakes and cringy stories and all

and that's why i love growth and turning over new leaves. #learn to let go in life lmao

[todokori-kun]

For

 the queen, I’ll try my best (seriously tho why are you so nice? Like ???? how ??? Queen Luna is so freaking amazing)

AND NO IT’S REALLY NOT YOUR FAULT ADS:DLFJK omg

That really does sound fun! (lowkey jealous lol) hope you have a fantastic time!

Thanks! And, well, I was thinking of a very neutral blue-grey color scheme because it’s Ilumi, but then that also feels weird because of his green outfit? (like sure he has different oufits too but that weird green needle suit is the most well-known. Like, it’s the thing cosplayers always wear, the one he’s drawn wearing in most of the fanart…)

Illumi has his eyes on you

(this is probably true)

Do you think Kikyo and Silva (Mr. and Mrs. Zoldyck) ever bothered to teach that to him? They must have encouraged it. From a clip I watched recently it seems that Silva knew about the needle Illumi put in Killua’s head and was pretty much cool with it(…)

He’d drag Armin along with him. If Armin’s genius somehow wasn’t enough to put him into the top ten, Illumi’s really not above using Dead Eyes Intimidation + Zoldyck connections to make sure he’d get there…and then the needle would make sure Armin would never, ever dream of joining the Survey Corps or the Garrison.

That’s extremely accurate XD

Also, look at this cut exchange from Cabinet Battle 2:

Jefferson: Can you do me a favor?

Hamilton: Depends. I can try.

J: Can you tell Angelica Schuyler I said hi?

H: She’s never mentioned you.

J: She’s not the type who shares. But since you’re so interested in foreign affairs…

(Ouch.)

Yes, Eliza’s awesome ;-;

Well, the word got around, they said, ‘This kid is insane, man!’

Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland

‘Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came and

The world’s gonna know your name.

What’s your name, man?’

Kuroiwa is very much dead. Wonder how Takeomi’s gonna feel about this…first Yoriko, then his dad…;-;

Awww, at least you have tumblr friends? *hugs* and tbh I don’t have any fellow manga/anime fan friends over here either (though maybe that’s just because I don’t have any friends here at all lol)

Please join me in HxH hell. Please. I- I need someone to sob with me because I’m only like seven or eight volumes in and I just met Chrollo and omg please I have literally 0 friends in the HxH fandom (jk jk, just the fact that you listen to me rant out my favs is enough for me. TYSM for being such a queen <3)

And actually, it’s nowhere near as bad as TG or AoT! Like, it has emotional moments, but there aren’t that many character deaths? Like, sure, people die, some favs die, but so far it’s still reasonable and nobody seems to be rage-quitting the manga because of pointless angst.

Chrollo always looks good but yeah, that last style does uit him really well :)

Ging is horrible, but like you said, at least he tries and acknowledges that he’s a bad parent. In his own way. I mean, the whole journey to find him was something he designed himself to help Gon grow as a hunter (though that also connects to Ging’s slightly problematic habit of treating Gon more like a hunter to train than a child to raise…)

Excuse me Queen Luna do not compare yourself to this trashcan. He doesn’t deserve it.

I haven’t even met Pouf in the manga yet and I kinda love him.

ALL THE HAM/ELIZA FEELS.

I’m sad to say I did not cry at all during Hughes’ death/funeral. I felt a lot of pain but the tears just didn’t come OTL

I’m glad you appreciated the puns ;) (Seriously though seeing the blog back is so exciting <333)

Also: I will now send you some pics of Chrollo’s troupe members (AKA his loyal fellow criminals he’s so proud of them all), and of Ging’s student (Gon’s father figure), if that’s ok?

And I might gift you a surprise fic soon…I promise that it won’t be too angsty. Really. I would never lie to the queen :D

Last thing- is it ok if I rant more about OCs sometime? Mainly about the Love Interests for that Otome Game I mentioned a while ago (the thing I was trying to write a script for)…I’d just like some opinions on the LIs *Lenny Face*

Hi i’m back and ready to die.

I hate school, have I ever mentioned that?

Anyway, lately I’ve been losing my motivation for everything basically and that includes coming onto Tumblr, and I was wondering, do you have any app that has an instant messaging system? This is nothing against you personally, but my replies will be really slow, since I don’t even turn my computer on much these days… In fact, I feel incredibly guilty that I take so long to answer, I just don’t have the motivation…

On a happier note, I finally watched Civil War! And I ship Stony.  My heart is not okay.

Um what else happened… Norway is absolutely beautiful? It’s a place where fairytales would take place, especially the fjords. And I also saw a ton of Thor statues lol

I’d scream if Illumi had his eyes on me. If I’d have the time to before dying that is.

While we’re on HxH, that picture of Hisoka you sent me is just mmmmmm nice abs  He looks less trashy with his hair down. 

well fuck kuroiwa is dead… 

oh god trust me id be a shitty parent. a very very shitty parent. there’s a reason why i don’t want kids and the pain of giving birth is only a small part of it. not to mention i don’t have the patience to deal with a small human who can only shit or cry.

gah i know there was something else i wanted to tell you but forgot hnnnngh

uh well, ive returned to tg, so much about quitting. as long as my sweet sunshine is present, I’ll come back at any time. i just sincerely hope it is actually him and not a fake. 

oh yeah, ive started rereading soul eater! it’s a good manga, you just have to get past the first 2-3 volumes for it to get good. the initial parts are pure ecchi. 

i might spam the blog w some pictures of norway later ^^;;

sorry for the short&all over the place response, I’m just so so tired, even tho it’s only been one week of school. I blame my period.

Anyway, the next one will be longer, I swear!  I hope you’re not too mad…

[edit:] I REMEMBERED WHAT I WANTED TO SAY

I SAW BOOK OF ATLANTIC. LIZZY. MY BABY. SHE FINALLY GOT HER SCENE IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ALSO UNDERTAKER. DAAAAAAAAMN

oh and i’ve gotten around to watching Death Note and it casually broke my heart. good to know, good to know.

[theescapingspectre]

New Danganronpa V3 class trial mini games which of out of all them were your favourites and which ones did you sucked at? If you don't mind me asking you.

Ooh boy well let’s see I thoroughly enjoyed the brain drive. scrum debate (XD I just liked seeing everybody bounce up and down the screen which is funny every single time also has a killer soundtrack) Final Argument/Climax still is and always will be one of my favourite mini games for trial mini games but it might get beaten out by scrum debate. 

The class trials are longer which is even great! Thanks to the stuff like multiple testimonies and lie bullets, just sad that we have to use them to lie as part of the debate when we were lead to believe that they were to be an optional use to open different pathways during the trials. 

I liked the new Panic Talk Action it’s basically the same as the one in SDR2 but harder I think which is awesome (Meat On The Bone anybody?) 

Image excavation is pretty meh compared to the other mini games but it’s okay nothing to hard about it, I felt like I was playing like tetris or those puzzle block games like it, tetris meets mine-craft. Like no seriously no Kodaka okay you are a fucking genius mad-man but you invent a mini game that can be cracked by a 10 year old. 

I think the only thing that I had trouble with (besides my terrible aim during the nonstop debates) was the new hangman’s gambit XD kanji, kanji everywhere and invisible to boot XD thanks kodaka I can’t remember what chapter it was but I failed it 6 or 7 times before I got it right I think it was 2 or 3. 

BONUS: I also made some mistakes as well during the trials I got some of the questions answers mixed up with the wrong questions so naturally I be selecting an answer that is right but for the next round of questions/debates :P 

There you go anon I think I got all the mini games and yes I’m proud to admit that hell you can be the most fluent person in the language and still do dumb mistakes XD nobody’s perfect peace out bye~! 

[todokori-kun]

(THAT GIF. IT’S THE GIF I WAS OBSESSED WITH WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO THE MCU OMG)

ehehehehehe I’m sure you’ll get over it :) (but you won’t, really. I should probably go and make sure you don’t have any sharp objects in your possession.)

Don’t be upset! *hugs* not until you listen to ‘Words Fail’, 'I am damaged’ and watch Civil War + Thor 2, at least…

I read the chapter! One of the things that immediately stood out to me was Shuu’s design, because it really shows how much it’s changed since the first series (he looks so pretty(?) now. Look at those eyes (down for the count and I’m drownin’ in 'em)).

As for Naki, my boy. The moment I saw him using a freaking PROVERB I think I teared up a little.

But obviously, the one thing he will never learn is Shuu’s name.

And that ending…since it’s the 'king’ it should be Ken, right? But if it is, there’s definitely something wrong (I mean just look at the last panel). When did he get back? Where’s Touka? What has he been doing? I mean, from the spoilers, some fans were guessing that was actually Arima and that’s possible now with the whole 'bring back the dead’ thing, but I don’t think it’s him. For one thing, Arima’s story had a heartbreaking ending, but it was satisfying…it was a clean, simple conclusion. I feel like it wouldn’t be a good idea to mess that up, since it would just makes things that much more complicated. It would also be cruel to Arima because COME ON, he chose his own death because that was the best option for him and he died happy! WHY would you make him do it all over again?!

And weirdly, this chapter is like 'lol Touken? what Touken?’ like the last few chapters never happened. Not sure how to feel about that XD

Also Kou is adorable and if Ishida hurts him I don’t know what I’ll do.

yeah, I do know that 'Aishiteru’ is such a powerful phrase that even married couples hesitate to use it ^^ I just wanted something to compare it to. Apparently Saiko’s 'I love you’ was the same 'I love you’ she uses with the rest of the Q squad…? Idk if that’s 100% accurate though.

OTL that freaking scene…

'Ravenclaw or Slytherin’ ^^ hahaha…ehehehehehehe…the thing is…

King Evans, bringer of angst, breaker of feels, mighty lord of the tragic OTPs, is 98% Hufflepuff. The other 2% is probably Ravenclaw.

MY HEART. Queen Luna…

Ronald and Evans would have the most casual relationship- in public, if they didn’t bother to make it obvious, people would probably think they were just BFFs.

Marco is honestly the best option tbh (he IS freckled jesus after all). Thank you so much for that <3

Vitya is a darling. His PDA would probably embarrass me a lot though haha

You said 'Steve might not be a good choice’, dunno if that’s a typo or not LOL honestly I’m not sure who I’d like as an s/o from the MCU… I mean, Loki is one of my favorites but I would NOT want to date him under any circumstances (dude tried to commit genocide in Thor 1 by killing every single Frost Giant…probably because of his self-loathing about being one himself). And like I said, though I really relate to Bruce, we’d probably just be like 'I’m so anxious’ 'You are? I’m totally anxious too’ 'I’m anxious about you being anxious’ and so on and so forth…

Wanda (Scarlet Witch) seems like the kind of person I’d get along well with though, since we’re pretty similar personality-wise but Wanda seems less sensitive than me and a bit more outgoing/willing to take charge. The reason I picked the Captain is because of out of all the avengers we have the most similar beliefs (I can talk like a nihilist at times but at the end of the day I’m probably Team Cap) and he’s got the nicest personality.

YAS another Joker fan! I thought we were extinct ;-; Luna/Joker sounds cute but Luna/Soma sounds absolutely adorable.

-“I like cute animals,”

-You (sort of) regret those words when Soma gets you a baby elephant for your birthday

-He doesn’t get how you can study so many things and concentrate on all of them. He’s not sure how to feel about it either, because he thinks you’re awesome and calls you a true scholar (he’s just so proud “Ciel, YOUR girlfriend may be a fencing prodigy but MY girlfriend is a genius!” “Well-” “What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of how amazing she is!”), but then he doesn’t understand how you don’t get bored of all those things, and he’s kind of jealous that it takes up so much of your time.

-jealous soma=pouty soma asking Agni and Ciel for love advice

-his nickname for you is 'princess’

Armin/Luna is one of the new OTPs

-though you’re an introverted couple you’re both willing to speak up for each other when it’s needed

-Armin loves to tell you stories about the world outside the walls and you often look at the picutres in his books together, making up wild and crazy theories about what’s out there

-Eren approves

-Mikasa gives you The Talk

-'I have two functioning blades and dozens of titans waiting outside. Hurt him and no one will ever find your body’

Phichit/Luna…

-Of course he wants to skate with you. If you already know he’s overjoyed and loves to have friendly competitions/races, and if you don’t he’s happy to teach you. He’s very sweet about it (until you realize he’s been taking pictures of your 'progress’ throughout the entire lesson)

-Phichit FLOODS his instagram with pictures of you and him together 'Look at this goddess’ 'Me and my bae’ 'Georgi’s jealous’

-In fact he just rambles about you on social media to the point where everyone decides that either he’s lost it or this Luna person is, in fact, a goddess

-Phichit also has a tumblr so he quickly becomes a part of the constant fandom discussions between Luna and Evans

-expect a ton of Hamilpuns

-Evans third wheels like a pro

Oh I Ken totally Hide (sorry)

YES those are also some of my favorites parts! (Thor is very disappointed with his little bro. Though I have to say, it’s a bit like

Thor: “COME HOME MY DEAREST BROTHER AND END THIS MADNESS I KNOW YOU CAN STILL BE REDEEMED”

Loki: “I am a strong, independent frost giant who don’t need no Odin. Go home yourself.”

Thor: “Ok.

HAMMER TIME.”)

Ah, you’ll get to see Loki’s softer side in Thor 2…prepare for the feels. Also, I do recommend you watch Thor 1 sometime. You may already know the plot but Thor 1 is the only movie we actually get see Loki before he turned into a complete and utter mess. He was actually a nice guy before the daddy issues…I was planning not to watch the first movie either but after watching it I’m glad I did.

Yeah, I don’t think you have to watch anything other than the ones you’ve listed, since those seem to be the ones most involved with the main, running plot (the Infinity Stones).

Also, idk if you’ve heard, but the post-credit scenes matter A LOT in marvel movies so I suggest you try to watch all of those :)

I think I’ll try BHA if I get the time ^^ it’s easier to get into that than Love Live in Korea. Manga is more common than anime over here unless the anime in question is really popular

Don’t worry, I’ll have you sobbing over them soon enough :)

And I suppose you’re talking about the Hamilton Believer PV? I look forward to your reaction! :D Mine was to sob and then start screaming the lyrics all over the place

I love pretty much all the Loki gifs. Like, look at them:

Also, that knife gif. When I search ‘Loki’ in gifs, most of the results are that one. I understand why, though. I mean, dayum,

Oh I’m sure I’ll get over it once I’m deep enough into the fandom. And I’m slowly, but surely getting there :)))

I loved Shuu in the new chap! I was like ‘oh la la the gourmet has returned, finally’.  The chapter does raise a lot of questions, though. I mean, who’s the king? What’s happening to the world? Kaneki? Touka? ANYONE?

When Naki started talking my reaction was ‘slow down, kid’. I’m so prout T^T

I don’t want it to be Arima. He finally found peace (in death, tho), so let him have he’s peace. He deserves it. We’ll just have to wait a week until we know, I guess. There better be some good explanations in the next chapter!

Well, I guess we’ll never know. Unless I somehow find a raw. Then, I guess I could at least see which form she uses. It’s a mystery, though, and I really want to know what she used.

You what. Hufflepuff? Nah, can’t be. Feel murderers don’t go into  the house for cinnamon rolls (but, then again, you are a cinnamon roll with an evil side).  Ever heard of hybrid houses? Yeah, I think you belong to one of those. 

Yeah, of all the character you’ve chosen, I’d say Marco is the best for you because he’d always be able to calm you down and make you laugh when you’d need it. It’d be the most adorable relationship ever and I’d be that stalker friend who’d secretly take pictures of the two of you together and would try to get you together before you’d confess. 

Yeah, that was a typo. I mean to say ‘Steve would be a good choice’.  I think the two of you would make a cute pair. Like, he’s a huge sweetheart and somewhat old fashioned. My new OTP is forming....

Ah, you and Loki might be cute, actually. I mean, once you’d open up and let your sass out, he’d be like ‘I like this mortal’. I must admit, though, I think Steve would be just a tiny bit better choice...?

The second I saw Joker, I was like ‘he’s my new problematic fave’. And then he died. And I cried. Then I heard the dub and almost threw my phone out of the window because they ruined his voice. I know he’s not the youngest person ever but he sounds like he’s in his 40s or something. 

THERE GOES MY HEART AGAIN, IT WAS NICE HAVING IT FOR A SHORT WHILE.  Goddamit.

Souma is the purest cinnamon roll in the series. I have no idea why some people dislike him so much. Sure, he’s oblivious and a tiny bit annoying at times, but he’s a nice person and does his best. NOt to mention what happened in the recent chapters. He definitely deserves more love :)))

Armin and Luna would have reading dates 90% of the time. Also, random glomping from my side because he’s too adorable.  But something I found out recently: he’s also ripped. Like, damn. It might be a consequence of his new... condition, but still.

Evans would never be a third wheel. In fact, I’m sure Luna would ditch Phichit every once in a while to talk to you hahah  Tbh, from YoI, I’m not sure I’d actually date anyone, but if I had to, Phichit would be my top choice. 

I am proud to say that I stayed up until 3:30am, binging on all the Avengers fics I could find and came to the conclusion that Loki is number 1 after all. Thor is nice and all, but I think I would get a tiny bit fed up with his constant obliviousness. Also, Jane.  And a lot of the fics described Loki as a huge bookworm, however I’m not sure if it’s fanon or canon. Either way, I like it hahah Also, imagine the sass battles. I’m 100% sure everyone would be fed up with us hahah

I am going to get all the feels during Thor 1 and 2, aren’t I?

Actually, from the ones that aren’t one the list, I only haven’t watched the Hulk, but I know what happens.

One of my friends is a huge fan of MCU and constantly yells about the post credit scenes, so i’ll definitely remember ^^

Oh, I see! LL has a mobile game, though ;) Your choice!

I almost cried over believer. It really does fit well ^^