#and I opened the ‘kindergarten team leader’ envelope that was sitting on top too bc I was like well we kinda need to know what it says

[galaxywhale-moved]

like 2 weeks ago, somebody put a box that had been delivered on our office floor. It’s labelled “kindergarten health checks” and we were like huh, I wonder what the kindergarten health check people are going to do with that when they come, and the box, still sealed with its delivery label, has just been sitting there ever since.

anyway today we were looking at it like “why does it say “to be collected on March 1”, does that mean like.. tomorrow March 1?” and eventually I was like y’know what, fuck it, I’m gonna open the box, I know it’s not addressed to me bc I’m not a kindergarten health check person but whatever, let’s find out.

So I opened the box.

Turns out it was full of envelopes that we were meant to be sent home to families, that they were going to come and collect tomorrow, and the box has just…been sitting there, in the middle of the room, surrounded by our desks where we spend time every day, fully sealed, unopened, for two weeks, because none of us realised we were meant to open it or had the thought ‘hey I wonder what’s on that’ until this afternoon 💀