#and I just found out that foxes belong to the wolf category which is an animal strongly associated with Nikolai??

[aleksanderscult]

If the Darkling were a wolf, what colour/subspecies would he be? (Totally asking for a friend)

Okay I looked it up 'cause I didn't know many types of wolves and I think the Alexander Archipelago wolf is the one that suits him the most.

I think you can see why 😏

Unfortunately it's one of the rarest wolf subspecies. It's severely endangered.

[newagesispage]

OCTOBER                           2021

 THE RIB PAGE

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We miss U Charlie Watts!!

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The Stones performed at a private party for Patriots owner Robert Kraft of all people. The test run looked like just that. Shark jumped. I am becoming disillusioned.

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SNL is back with Owen Wilson as first host of season 47. Kacey Musgraves is the musical guest. Episode 2 will have a ridic choice for host. Halsey will sing. I suppose $ is power with the Kardashians. I could think of about 10 million other people to host but more and more Lorne goes for the shiny object , what he THINKS people want instead of taking risk. Beck Bennett is out.

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Is everybody watching the Amber Ruffin Show?? I loved her before but now… I learn so much from her show. Sometimes it takes a comic to get to the real serious shit. For example: Have you heard of drowning towns? Towns like Oscarville, Kowaliga, York hill, Seneca Village, Prentiss and countless other black towns that were drowned out to make lakes for the local whites. Central Park was also made after a black community was erased from history. Development displacement? Alleyway dwelling authority? Even those rabid for history can find out new things everyday. Thanks Amber!!

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Bob Woodward and Robert Costa are finally giving us Peril !!!!!!  I’ve been waiting!!** I was in political nerd heaven on Sept. 24 when Yamiche hosted Robert, Bob and Weijia Jang on Washington Week. All of my favorite pundits all together at one table, my dream team!!

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Iman looked great at the Met Gala!! Other great looks belonged to AOC, Tessa Thompson, Maluma, Helen Lasichanb and Pharrell Williams. Gigi Hadid, Kiki Layne, Ashton Sanders, Hailee Steinfeld, Kehlani, Zoe Kravitz, Michaela Cole, Lili Reinhart, Kate Hudson and Shai Gilgeous- Alexander were great. Whoopi Goldberg seemed a bit off.

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Jason Isbell is back with his latest offering, Georgia Blue.

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I see a lot of Title Max type establishment are closing down. Are they a thing of the past? Let’s hope.

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Law and Order is coming back to NBC for season 21. Dick Wolf will own 2 entire nights of television. Some of the old cast is reported to be returning.

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Britney Spears Father was suspended as her conservator.

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Timothy Chalamet, Rowan Atkinson, Sally Hawkins and Olivia Coleman will star in Wonka.

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The 2022 Super Bowl halftime show will bring us Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige, Dr. Dre and Kendrick Lamar.

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People are doing test runs for school board positions to see if their political ideas will play well for the big leagues. If they don’t seem to work, at least they can sometimes change the rules in their own area.

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Joe Rogan got Covid.

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Lake Michigan beaches were closed down thanks to a US Steel plant chemical leak.

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Is this country the master of endless administrative work?  None of us should have been surprised at the red tape that the slowed down the end of the war in Afghanistan.** Uber donated 50k for rides and meals to the Afghans when they arrive.**And why do so many waste taxpayer $ on useless recounts and recalls when people need real help with food and healthcare? They must really hate humanity.

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R. Kelly was found guilty of 8 counts of sex trafficking and 1 count of racketeering.

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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Texas has put a law into effect to allow most Texans to carry open without permit or training.

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Texas has banned abortion at about 6 weeks. Uber and Lyft will pay drivers legal fees if sued under Texas abortion law. Lyft donated $1mil to Planned Parenthood. ** Look for the ruling in the Mississippi law over Roe V. Wade in June 2022.**Hear us roar!** BTW.. Go Jen Psaki!!!!!!!

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They seriously banned plastic straws and abortion before assault rifles? – Eden Dranger

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Please stop banning abortions, the last thing the world needs is more Americans. –Sarah Beattie

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Women don’t inseminate themselves. Vasectomies are reversible. Should every man have one until he’s deemed financially and emotionally fit to be a Father? – Bradley Whitford

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90 year old William Shatner will go to space for Blue Origin.

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The Q Anon Shaman pled guilty to a felony for obstructing the Electoral College proceedings. I say 20 years and a $250K fine.** 600 others have been indicted.

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Days Alert: The Beyond Salem thing was ridic but it was so great to see some old characters.  Days is so great at visiting old family. Who can resist Shane, Austin and Carrie, Billie and the old Kristen? I do wish that Peacock would get their kinks out!! Back to the real Days: Are we smelling an Emmy for Susan Seaforth Hayes and Bill?? ** Good to have Abigail back. It is always fun to wonder which actress and or personality it will be. ** Deidre Hall got her star on the walk of fame.**And just in time for Halloween, the Devil is making a comeback. The end of the year in Salem is always the best!! It is so brave to give the 96 year old man the old switcheroo into the Dark Lord.  It was fun to see the grandkids discover Grandma Marlena’s story. Delicious!! Hail Satan!!** It is past time for Tate and Teresa to come back to town. Brady needs to be put in his place. And thanks for the Philip and Chloe flashbacks!!

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The breakdown of the vaccinated: 90% of Atheists, 86% Hispanic Catholic, 84% Agnostic, 79% White Catholic, 73% White mainline protestant, 70% Black mainline protestant, 57% white evangelical. 1 in 500 Americans have died of Covid.

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So Mike Lindell and Jim Baker have teamed up to sell children’s Bible pillows.** Piers Morgan has returned to the Murdoch organization by joining Fox. That sounds about right.

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Please stop saying the vaccine does not have severe side effects, I took my shots and now I’m alive and have to keep working. –Mohand Eishieky

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In theatres Oct. 22: The French Dispatch.** October also brings us a new season of Curb your enthusiasm and Oct. 17 will catch us up on Succession. Whew!!!

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So people under conservatorship are not free to marry who they want? What?

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46% of Americans believe in ghosts.

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Simone Biles, Mckayla Maroney and Aly Rasiman testified at  the Senate judiciary hearing about the FBI’s handling of accusations against Larry Nassar and it was eye opening!

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We wanted a no -nonsense Dem who pushes on and does not puss out.  I am a bit surprised to see we have it. There are so many pressing issues that I hope Biden works a bit more on Haiti though.

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The National Police Act was passed to celebrate cops. Still no police reform.

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John Mulaney and Olivia Munn are going to have a baby.

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The Emmy’s were a little different this year with more of a Golden Globe look.  Cedric the Entertainer hosted with Reggie Watts as DJ. Lots of minority noms but barely a win. It was a white people night. Ted Lasso had a great night. Mare of Eastown took home a few with Evan Peters, Julianne Nicholson and Kate Winslet. Now, Kate is great but how did Anya Taylor- Joy not walk away with that? Queens Gambit did win a couple and gave the longest speech with the seemingly arrogant director Scott Frank who opened up 2 page acceptance. Categories were tough but I was routing for Renee Elise Goldberry and Bowen Yang but perhaps next year. The people in England who had their own party for all the statues that the Crown won seemed to be having more fun! Hacks won for writing and directing and Jean Smart!! It was nice to see the Norm Macdonald love which was barely mentioned by Lorne but celebrated by John Oliver. Colbert ‘s election night special won as did JB Smoove. Hamilton won and Debbie Allen got the big one. I do not understand why real singers and or musicians have to be there for the in Memoriam. It takes me out of it a bit and concentrates the focus on them. Do they think that people will pay attention more? Do they want to keep the home audience or live audience from the bathroom?  My best dressed were Anya Taylor-Joy, Michaela Cole who won for I may destroy you, Jean Smart, Josh O’Connor, Kathryn Hahn, Billy Porter, MJ Rodriguez, Keenan Thonpson, Leslie Odom Jr., Catherine O’Hara, Trevor Noah, Eugene Levy, Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys, Bowen Yang,  Anthony Anderson, Leslie Grossman, Amber Ruffin, Allyson Felix, Renee Elise Goldberry, Samira Wiley and Rege- Jean Page. My worst were Sarah Paulson, Gillian Anderson,  Beanie Feldstein, Elizabeth Olsen and Aidy Bryant. To me the best part of the show was the enthusiasm of Conan and the way he injected himself into much of the evening .He was the show.  Go Conan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Next year there must be some Emmys for Sarah Paulson and Cobie Smulders in Impeachment!!!!!

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Oh Boy!! The Eyes of Tammy Faye!!

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Looking forward to the Electric Life of Louis Wain with Benedict Cumberbatch and Claire Foy.

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Abba has a new album!!

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Shang Chi is the biggest Labor Day opening with a $71.4 mil opening.

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Sen. Amy Klobuchar has announced she has breast cancer.

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Is it the 70’s? A streaker ran past the studio of the Today show.

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Rascal Flatts Joe Don Rooney was arrested for DUI.** Nicholas Cage was thrown out of a prime rib pace in Vegas after being drunk and disorderly.

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Jennifer Eckhart has filed a lawsuit against former Fox news anchor Ed Henry for rape and retaliation after allegedly being handcuffed and beaten.

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Scarlett Johansson has settled her Disney lawsuit.

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Pete Buttigieg and Chasten had twins they named Penelope Rose and Joseph August.

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I noticed a commercial for Dancing with the Stars. Are we onto the E list because I have heard of hardly any of these people. ‘Stars’is really stretching it. And as I post this I see there are some covid issues there as well.

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Virgin River was renewed for 2 more seasons.

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Trevor Noah is right? Why do they stop giving lollipops to adults at the doctor?

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Jon Stewart is back on Apple tv with ‘The problem with Jon Stewart.

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Brooklyn 99 had about the best finale (other than Newhart) that I can recall. I had my fingers crossed that Chelsea would be back. Will they honor us like they did in the show and come back for a special about once a year? That would be fucking awesome!!

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Don’t expect compliments from an insecure person.- Mr. Pickles

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Thousands and thousands of people are in need. Haitian refugees and other immigrants have seen nothing like this what with assassination, a hurricane and earthquake. The Southern border is a mess.** Why does Fox news keep telling refugees the border is open as they sit back and laugh at Biden’s predicament.  Spreading false info to intentionally hurt poor, distressed people has no end for them.

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Do companies know how fucked up their employment websites are? It is true that some people do not want to work. It is true that people schedule interviews and don’t show up. It is also true that companies have made it so hard to apply that many can’t. I suppose it is easier for them but the poor who may really want to work have a hard time. Paper applications are almost completely gone. The old fashioned way of walking into low paying job sites and finding a connection with a manager rarely exist. Some places only accept texts or have long ridiculous psych tests that a working Mother may not have time for. A Father working many hours already, may not be able to go to the library to get online if they cannot afford a computer. Many websites tell you that there no positions available in your area while there is a huge sign in front of the establishment. Can’t find people to work.. Gee I wonder why?? And treat people with respect once you find them, how about that?

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Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success. –Jerry Seinfeld

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Hey.. There was a van air B’n B biz going that got busted. Hey.. The poor need vaca’s too. It is wrong but If they are willing to sleep in a van, why not. I truly think that many do not understand how much people are struggling.

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Free coffee day came and went but only a few places really gave you free coffee without rules to govern the promo. Some places wanted to sell you something else and some made you belong to their club. Starbucks held that customers had to come inside for the free cup of Joe, handicapped or not.

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One would think the Republicans would run out of $ for recounts but they have deep pockets. Just think how much good they could do for the huddled masses with that scratch.

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Sad to lose Mick Brigden, protégé of Bill Graham who managed The Stones and worked with Frampton, Dylan and Santana.** And the comics were very vocal about the loss of Norm Macdonald. He was one of a kind and he will be missed!

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R.I.P. Ruth Marx, Lee Scratch Perry, Willard Scott, Jean-Paul Belmondo, Isadore Bleckman, George Wein, Michael K. William,George Holliday, Anthony Johnson,  Basil Hoffman, Al Harrington,Willie Garson, Mick Brigden, Tommy Kirk and Norm Macdonald.

[alatismeni-theitsa]

Hi, I came over from Greek-mythologies and was the anon that asked her about mythological surnames in Greece :) i haven’t really figured out the specifics of the story yet so I can’t ask anything that specific haha but if you don’t mind would you tell me what surname endings are like in different Greek regions? One of the (1)

One of the names I’m thinking of using has used to different endings -ides and -idis (Heraclides/Heraklidis) and I’m just wondering if this is a translation issue or if it comes from two different places.

I don’t really need anything that’s too mythology centered  but any surname that can be loosely traced back to Greek mythology if that makes sense. For example I was thinking of using Angelos since it’s theorized that Angelos was a Greek goddes that was equal to Hecate, and Angelos was also used as a surname for Artemis in Syracuse. Even though today Angelos is more of a Christian name I believe.

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Wow I was actually being productive and made a small list today, after a bit of research. I am also neglecting important responsibilities but fuck them, I can’t do this any more.

SOOO, GREEK SURNAMES

I would avoid the surname Aggelos/Angelos. This word means “messenger” in Greek and that’s why we called angels that way. However, it’s strongly associated with Christian angels for the past 1.500 years so I wouldn’t recommend it.

-ides is the Englishized version of Greek -idis. Anglophones tend to make our “ee”s to “eh”s and out “th”s to “d”s. And here -klidis became -clides. The Greek spelling is Iraklidis or Iraklithis (because it’s δ and not ντ). When you see Δ/δ it’s pronounced like “th” in “the”. English spelling is based in Latin AND inconsistent so nobody usually people with that surname prefer the English way on international platforms.

I have found a site with Greek surnames and information about them and I will leave it here so you can have many options. (Greek spelling differs from English. This will be the English spelling. I don’t know which one you want to use.) (Link to site)

My selected few are:

Georgiou Ambrosios Alexopoulos Ambrosia Andreadis Andreas Andris Anthis Antoni Antoniou Antonopoulos Argyros Artemios Athanasios Callistos Cosmos Economides Economos Economou Eliades Elias Eliopoulos Fotopoulos Galanos Georgas Georgiades Georgiadis Georgiou Georgopoulos Halkias Grivas Harris Kouros Ladas Lagos Lambros Leonidis Maheras Spathas Mavros Mellas (Black or Honey) Myron Nikitas Pagonis / Pagonidis Palas / Pallas Sideris Stathis Stratis Vasilikos

Thalassinos (of the sea) is another good choice, I think!

You can find their meaning in the site

Contact me to give them a more usual form or discuss their various forms

>>> Another site with surnames and meanings (Link)

If somoene is son of Zeus and his surname is Dios or son of Ares and his surname is Areos, then it would be super obvious who he is. Just so you know, for plot purposes xD

How do they work:

Basically, they don’t work. A lot of our surnames were probably given when someone was high with 50 kilos of poppy sniffing. “One bowel“? Yes. “Son of Pigeon“? Yes. “Owl”? Why not? “The son of the garlic smelling dick”? HELL YEAH

But we also have epic ones like Silver, and Gold and other precious stuff.

But there are some rules. Because PATRIARCHY men take the direct surname of their fathers, continuing their line, and women take the surname with the change “the child of“. Of course many men already have surnames signifying they belong to the family. To showcase what I mean: A man will take the surname Papadopoulos (direct surname) and the woman will take it in the form of “Papadopoulou“ signifying she belongs to the line of Papadopoulos. The man  will take the surname Vlachos, the woman will take the surname Vlachou.

We can distinguish surnames according to their meaning in four major categories, which indicate respectively baptismal name, origin, profession and nicknames (or nicknames).

Patronymics: Those who use baptismal names for their roots, along with nicknames, are the most common type of family names. We find them in nominal case (eg Kostis, Georgis), in genitive (eg Georgiou, Dimitriou), but also with many suffixes or diminutives (eg Stefanidis, Athanassoulas).

Matronymics: Those which are based on the mother's name, for example Costas Eleni (ie Kostas of Eleni). They are quite rare and are also divided into categories depending on the profession of the mother or her husband (Kalograia, Makaronous, Mammis, Tsagarina), the origin of the mother (Amourgian, Arapini, Vlacha), and even the… defect of the mother (Vouvis (=mute), Kambouras ( = hump)).

Ethnic: They are the surnames which state the origin and reveal the place where the person who has the name was born or lived. They usually refer to villages or wider geographical areas and their suffixes are dozens. The most common are:

-(i)otis, Tsirigiotis, Lepeniotis, Andriotis, Epirotis etc [-(ι)ώτης: Τσιριγώτης, Λεπενιώτης, Ανδριώτης, Ηπειρώτης κτλ. ]

-itis: Beglitis, Politis, Argirokastritis etc [-ίτης: Μπεγλίτης, Πολίτης, Αργυροκαστρίτης κτλ. ]

- ianos: Koutalianos, Elekistrianos, Psarianos, Sakaretsianos, Xrysovitsianos etc [-ιανος: Κουταλιανός, Ελεκιστριάνος, Ψαριανός, Σακαρετσιάνος, Χρυσοβιτσιάνος κ.α. ]

-inos: Patrinos, Parginos, Zakinthinos, Kalavritinos  [-ινός: Πατρινός, Παργινός, Ζακυνθινός, Καλαβρυτινός ]

-aios (-eos): Kerkyreos, Romaneos etc [-αίος: Κερκυραίος, Ρωμαναίος κτλ. ]

Professional: Surnames that denote professions that are lost in the depths of the centuries. From the Byzantine years (Ambelas (vine farmer), Lachanas (lettuce seller), Zonaras (belt maker), Kampanaris (bell maker), Grammatikos, Palaiologos, Doukas, Logothetis) to modern Greek (Geladaris (cow man), Arkoudaris (bear man), Perivolaris, Psaras (fisher), Samaras, Koureas, Asvestas, Vagenas, Voskanidou (of the sepherd)).

In Greek those surnames are: (Αμπελάς, Λαχανάς, Ζωναράς, Καμπανάρης, Γραμματικός, Παλαιολόγος, Δούκας, Λογοθέτης) and (Γελαδάρης, Αρκουδάρης, Περιβολάρης, Ψαράς, Σαμαράς, Κουρέας, Ασβεστάς, Βαγενάς, Βοσκανίδου).

Nicknames: They are the main body of surnames together with patronymics and come mainly from characterizations based on physical (Vrachnos (coarse voiced), Zervos (left/weird), Kambouris (humping), Leventis (brave)), spiritual and moral qualities (Viastikos (Hasty), Agelastos (Sullen), Thlimenos (Sad), Katergarakos (Cunning)). However, they can also come from analogies with animals (Alepoudelis (fox), Gatos (cat), Zygouris, Lykos (wolf), Pontikis (mouse)), with plants (Garoufalos (carnation), Karpouzis(watermelon), Piperis (pepper), Revithis (chickpea) ) or indicate kinship and age (Eggonopoulos (of the grandchild), Kanakaris (beloved son), Orphanos (orphan), Papoulias (grandfather), Pateras (father)).

(Βραχνός, Ζερβός, Καμπούρης, Λεβέντης), (Βιαστικός, Αγέλαστος, Θλιμμένος, Κατεργαράκος). (Αλεπουδέλης, Γάτος, Ζυγούρης, Λύκος, Ποντίκης), (Γαρούφαλος, Καρπούζης, Πιπέρης, Ρεβίθης) (Εγγονόπουλος, Κανακάρης, Ορφανός, Παπούλιας, Πατέρας).

The suffixes can show us descent from a certain Greek area:

-ithis/-ides: Pontus   [-ίδης: Πόντος (Τουντουλίδης, Κοντογιαννίδης, Πετρίδης) ]

-athis/-ades: Pontus [-άδης: Πόντος (Γεωργιάδης, Καλγρεάδης, Φωτιάδης) ]

- outhis or -outhas / -oudes or oudas: Macedonia or Thrace  [-ούδης ή - ουδάς: Μακεδονία – Θράκη (Λαμπρινούδης, Νικολούδης, Σπανούδης, Φραγκούδης, Ψαρούδας, Μαρούδας) ]

- oglou: Minor Asia [-όγλου: Μικρά Ασία (Πεσμαζόγλου, Κουρατζόγλου, Ασλάνογλου) ] -oglou comes from the Turkish language. It means “child of“

- akis: Crete [-άκης: Κρήτη (Παπαδάκης, Σαββάκης) ]

- akos: Mani [-άκος: Μάνη (Παντελάκος, Δημητράκος, Μαυροειδάκος) ]

- poulos: Mainly in the Peloponnese [-πουλος: Κυρίως στην Πελοπόννησο (Νικολακόπουλος, Αβραμόπουλος, Ανδρικόπουλος) ]

-atos: Cefalonia [-άτος: Κεφαλονιά (Δημητράτος, Γιανουλάτος, Γερολυμάτος)]

- elis: Mytilene [-έλης: Μυτιλήνη, Αϊβαλί, Λήμνο, Ίμβρο (Παπαδέλης, Χαμαλέλλης, Χωριατέλλης, Ξαφέλλης, Κοντέλλης)]

- ousis: Chios [ -ούσης: Χίος (Χαλκούσης,Παϊδούσης) ]

 You can apply most of suffiexes to the four main categories and make variations. You can have Zervos, Zervakos, Zervoglou, Zervides etc. Some may not seem so “realistic” but, by God, I have seen the strangest Greek surnames and nothing surprises me any more.

There may be some areas this post doesn’t cover. If you have chosen the area I could find surnames from there.

[thecorteztwins]

Werewolf Shinobi @esteicy-blog! Also tagging @acaprioglino @shattered-catalyst @sammysdewysensitiveeyes because I think you’ll enjoy it, as it has your chaotic dumbass boy! Shinobi Shaw was not a good werewolf. The first time he transformed, he didn’t rampage, or attack livestock, or eat people. He just had a really hard time adjusting to having four legs and tottered around the house falling all over his own paws, then barked at the mirror for two hours. He then had proceeded to just hide under his blanket with his nose poking out. His next few full moons had not gone any better. And worst of all, got sprayed by a skunk. His human form was just as embarrassing. He got distracted by squirrels mid-flirtation. He was starting to get really into sniffing people at parties. He attempted to run after cars, but still wasn’t in good enough shape for it so he just got worn out and started wheezing and whining and begging anyone he was with to carry him. And while making out with a guy at his apartment, the man’s cat had walked in. Immediately, Shinobi had jumped down to all fours to chase it...only for the cat to beat him up. Needless to say, his pack leaders were not pleased. He was before them now in his wolf form, which looked more like a coyote-sized black fox that anything, slim and silver-ticked with white paws. His tail was tucked, his ears were drooping, and his amber eyes were upturned in supplication towards the trio passing judgement on him from the rocks above that served as their thrones. Emma Frost. Erik Lehnsherr. And Sebastian Shaw, Shinobi’s own father. The representatives of the three most powerful werewolf clans in the territory, and the sternest, hardest-hearted, scariest people that Shinobi had ever met...with his father being the worst in all three categories. It wasn’t just that he was mean, or yelled, or told Shinobi he was a worthless idiot every time he saw him. It was the fact he hit him in human form, and bit him around the neck as a wolf, every time Shinobi disappointed or failed him. Which was often. Shinobi was trying not to cry.

Luckily, it was Emma who spoke, otherwise he might have lost that battle, and no one wanted to see a wolf weep. ”Shinobi Shaw, three times you have been granted the opportunity to prove yourself worthy as a werewolf of the Hell’s Fire Pack. Three times you have failed---and in rather spectacular fashion, I might add.” It had indeed been spectacular. The first time had involved a lake, the second a tanker truck, and the third time....a grand but accidental fireworks display that had frightened off every prey in the area during a hunt. Shinobi still wasn’t sure how any of it happened, but he suspected that the “liquid courage” he had consumed beforehand to “calm his nerves” might have had something to do with it. ”Three chances is traditionally all one gets,” Emma continues, “And it is typically MORE than one ever needs.” His ears drooped lower and he slumped. ”However...” His ears perked up. ”When the three of us assumed leadership of Hell’s Fire, part of the mandate that united us was the belief that some traditions must be torn down or at the very least modified to better suit the modern age and to best serve the pups of this generation. Lone wolves are a risk not only to themselves, but our species as a whole, and we would prefer for such a fate only to be earned by malicious action, not mere incompetence. Thus, for the time being...you are permitted to remain here, though you are still counted not counted as having any rank or truly belonging to the pack. But you are also not counted as a cub either. You are...your own category. Until we figure out what to do next with you.” His own category? He looked up. He was unique! He was special! He was so clever and amazing they had to make a new category just for him! As delusional as that was, it was either that or face the sense of crushing failure that was weighing down on his slim canine shoulders, so he embraced it...and avoided the stony GLARE of his father from on high, silent at Emma’s side, opposite of the other male, Erik. He had a feeling that his father probably had NOT been the one to vote to let him stay. But he would show him! He would show them all! He was just having a rough start, but he would be the best wolf ever! The best wolf the Hell’s Fire pack had ever seen in HISTORY! Bounding off into the woods after his dismissal, ignoring the laughs and taunts of packmates, his slender chest filled with determination, with confidence, with courage! He was going to--- He stopped in his tracks, kicking up quite a few leaves from the forest floor, as he realized, fuck, he didn’t know what to do. How could he prove himself? Let’s see...he had failed three attempts at the Rite of Passage, in which a young werewolf was given a task to prove himself worthy... Aha! That was the problem! The challenges were wrong! He would just have to make his own! And to do that, he needed inspiration! And for inspiration, he needed...BOOZE! So he trotted down to town and went into the nearest bar....and was promptly chased out with a broom by the screaming bartender. Oh, right, he was still in wolf form. He shapeshifted into his human state, and went back in...only to get chased out again, this time because he was naked. Man, some people were so uptight! After procuring some proper attire---meaning he swung by the designer boutique up the street where he had a personal account, rather than just go back to his penthouse to get clothes he already owned---he returned to the bar, told them they had made a huge mistake and he would now take his business elsewhere, and asked if anyone could lend him a $20 for an Uber. No one did. Then he remembered he had a driver he could just call. So he asked if anyone could lend him their cell phone. Wolves really needed to develop pockets in their coats. Eventually, he did manage to get to the upscale club he had in mind, though only by taking public transport like a SAVAGE. But he’d felt unsafe on the subway was a beautiful and affluent-looking human, so he’d shifted back into his wolf form for the trip... Meaning that someone was on a subway car with a wolf that was wearing fabulous sunglasses (at night) and a big fuzzy brilliantly purple haute couture coat. He was probably responsible for a WHOLE lot of people thinking they were either on drugs, or needed to quit them. He shifted back, got into the club, and... That was the last thing he remembered before waking up in the dog pound, in his wolf form again and without his new clothes. Oh, well, no big, this had happened before, he would just--- ”Hello there.” A WOMAN IN A LAB COAT was looking down at him. Something about her reminded him of Emma Frost, and not just because she was an attractive blonde. His tailed wagged and he hoped for pats. ”Don’t play puppy with me, wolf,” she said in a smirking tone, and his eyes went wide. She knew! ”Yes, I know what you are,” she continued, as though she had read his mind, ”Just stay in your current form, and everything will be fine. I’m getting you out of here.” Oh wow, he had found an ally! The pack would be so proud of him! She had on the white coat so she must be a doctor, maybe a vet! That was great! They needed people like her! After she had filled out his adoption paperwork, she walked him back to her car on a leash, something he enjoyed IMMENSELY. Once he was in the passenger seat, he turned into his human state again, to let her see just what a gorgeous specimen she had procured for herself. ”Hey there babe. I’m Shinobi Shaw, and I’m all ready to be your new pet. Or should I say---” ”Oh, shut up,” was the last thing he heard as she sprayed a can of knock out gas at him and he collapsed. When he regained consciousness, he was in a cage once again. A lab this time. Even he could recognize that, with all the beakers and test tubes around with unpleasant looking fluids in them, not to mention the other animals and people---people!---in cages there too. Many of the animals were squeaking or crying in pain, but the people...they didn’t move. And they didn’t look good either. Their naked skin had strange green patches, almost like they were growing algae from their flesh. Skin tags the size of plums drooped at random places. Liver spots were swollen and growing small horns. Teeth were sticking out of places that were NOT there mouths. And some of them were...kinda oozing. It had the antiseptic smell of a hospital...mixed, paradoxically and disturbingly with the smell of rot. Rot, and radiation. What kind of crazy medical kink play had he gotten into?! ”Oh hey babe---or should I say Mistress? Doctor, maybe?” he posed in as sexy a position as he could in the cramped cage as the blonde woman entered the lab. A hush fell over it, the animals too scared to continue their howls and squawks, the people too far gone to speak. As soon as he tells me everything I need to know, I’m wiring his jaws shut and excising his tongue, thought Dr. June Covington. Out of all the supernatural creatures she was studying, she’d expected werewolves to be the most taciturn, thinking they would be more like animals than people....although, in a way, she was right, this guy WAS an animal. And a dumb one at that. “Shut up,” she said simply, just as she had in the car. She unlocked the cage, grabbed him by the neck, and hauled him out. As she expected, he went willingly; it was why she hadn’t used anesthetic on him as she usually did with such creatures. She’d thought that his enthusiasm might wane as the experiments began, and yet, it did not. He clearly enjoyed them, writing around and making kinky innuendo throughout. She finally muzzled him, and he just clearly enjoyed that. She began considering anesthetizing him just so she wouldn’t have to put up with this shit, but she went through a LOT of sedatives, it was unwise to waste it on him if she didn’t have to. She’d hate to find herself facing down a PROPER werewolf without enough sedatives on hand when she needed it. This proved to be a fatal mistake. When she turned him over to insert the thermometer meant to check the temperature changes involved in shapeshifting, that was when things went to hell. Oh, he didn’t resist it, quite the opposite, he was clearly HAPPY about it. Too happy. Though still in human form, his tail sprouted, and he began wagging it. Hard. Very hard. So much so, he knocked over a VERY precious combination of chemicals.... “No!” was all that Dr. June Covington had time to get out before the place EXPLODED. The next thing that Shinobi remembered, he was waking up in one of the caves that the pack used in their meeting place in the wolves, surrounded by the concerned faces of packmates. “He’s coming to!” said one of the healers. “He’s awake!” “He’s going to be alright!”

And then...they started cheering. Shinobi was very confused. More than usual, that is. In a daze, his packmates walked him to the clearing that was overlooked by the rocks on which the leaders perched. He was expecting a scolding, or worse, exile. Instead, what Emma said was, “Shinobi Shaw, you have proven yourself three times over and then some. You discovered, infiltrated, and destroyed one of our deadliest enemies. Dr. June Covington has kidnapped and vivisected thousands of our kind in her foul experiments, but you put an end to it---and for that, you have the gratitude of this pack, and all lycanthropes, all magical creatures, forever.” Shinobi stood there, stunned.

And he realized the best thing about this. It was a good excuse for a PARTY!