#and I didn’t even get it while it was 109 smh

[reaiiygoodusername]

109 IN THE SKY BUT THE PIGS WONT QUIT

[bokoutoe-retired]

— dialouge prompt list

send in any number with any character! and if you come up with something not on the list feel free to send in a request with it anyways, i’d be happy to write it :) also you’ll notice there’s a lot more fluff than angst prompts because i’m a big baby smh

fluff/funny prompts

1. i’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.

2. i wanted to say i love you for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.

3. apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.

4. “i really want to kiss you right now” ”do it then”

5. “are you flirting with me? “you finally noticed?”

6. i’ve been falling in love with you since the first day we met

7. sorry… your hair was in your face… thought I should move it so I could see you better.

8. how much did you drink?

9. aw, you’re so cute.

10. what did you do?

11. that is the opposite of what i told you to do.

12. well, it’s the thought that counts.

13. okay, where are all my hoodies?

14. oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?

15. yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.

16. you owe me a kiss.

17. yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.

18. that’s not even fair.

19. have i ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?

20. ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.

21. you’re not very intimidating.

22. i love you.

23. well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.

24. that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.

25. why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.

26. well, i am pretty irresistible.

27. detention? again?

28. wait! Please don’t pull away... not yet.

29. get that thing away from me!

30. you’re lucky i love you.

31. are you flirting with me?

32. hug me and maybe i’ll change my mind.

33. stop, it tickles!

34. did you just throw a spoon at me?

35. i think i might love you.

36. can i hold your hand?

37. have you seen my-…nevermind, it looks better on you anyways.

38. i’d never let anything happen to you.

39. you want to play with my hair?

40. i wanna marry you so bad

41. just kiss me already

42. cuddles and movies?

43. i love you to the moon and back

44. you’re stealing the blankets

45. you look so beautiful

46. home is wherever you are

47. stop stealing my clothes!

48. just let me kiss you, damnit!

49. are those flowers for me?

50. if you get hurt i’ll kill you

51. i’ll always be here for you, ok?

52. ou’re always welcome to hug me

53. i’d rather jump out the window, thanks.

54. stop petting me, i'm not a cat.

55. do that again, you DIE.

56. put your clothes back on!

57. come here, it's alright

58. please don't cry

59. you always smell nice

60. i just wanna be in your arms

61. kiss me goodbye?

62. you saved me

63. it's ok, i've got you

64. call me when you get there

65. you're the one who married me!

66. you don't have to apologise around me

67. i have no idea what you're talking about

68. “you're such a silly goose” “silly goose?”

69. i wish you could see yourself through my eyes

70. why do you have to look at me like that? It’s making me weak, please stop.

71. i’ve realised that you keep interrupting my daily and, holy shit, do ilove it.

72. is this the moment that we kiss?

73. look at me. i love you.

74. what took you so long? i missed you…

75. i know you’re working, but can i come over because i miss seeing your face?

76. i think I’m in love with you and i don’t know what to do.

77. i know you don’t like labels, so will you be my married-person-thing?

78. are you going to kiss or keep staring?

79. please just look at me while i confess, after that you can look anywhere you like, i swear.

80. don’t hesitate, just kiss me.

81. everytime I look at you, i think i fall a little more in love.

82. you’re more than you think of yourself. you’re everything to me.

83. you’re the best thing that has, and ever will, happen to me.

84. you keep saying that we’re friends but you look at me for a moment too long for that to be true.

85. not only am i deeply in love with you, you’re my best friend.

86. the things I would do just to see your face right now.

87. can you stay the night?

88. call me everyday, I just need to know you’re okay.

89. i know you think we aren’t right for each other, but we’ve run into each other too many times for you to tell me that this isn’t fate.

90. you keep that photo of us in your wallet?

91. don’t pretend that you don’t feel the same way.

92. i never thought we’d end up together, but here you are confessing everything to me.

angst prompts

93. people like me aren’t supposed to have someone like you

94. don’t leave me like that again, you scared me.

95. please come home, this doesn’t feel right.

96. don’t touch me, you lost that privilege when you let her/him into our bed.

97. you just keep acting like everything’s fine! It’s not fine!

98. i don’t have the energy to yell at you, you’re not worth it anyway.

99. you broke me! you ruined everything we had and- for what?

100. i wish you’d just leave me alone.

101. you really were the worst thing to ever happen to me

102. don’t look at me like you’re sorry. you’re not sorry.

103. i can’t believe i was ever stupid enough to think i knew you.

104. yell at me, scream until your throat hurts!

105. you lied! you lied again and i fell for it!

106. it was an accident!

107. did you think i was going to hit you?

108. anything- anything- but this!

109. the worst part was that I saw it coming, i knew you’d hurt me, hurt us, but i still kept you around.

110. just pretend we’re okay, just for tonight.

111. so none of it was real? you didn’t mean any of it?

112. you’re the last person i want to talk to right now.

113. have you ever thought that maybe you’re the problem?

114. all these people keep leaving and you keep acting surprised.

115. i wish a lot of things, but most of all, i wish you didn’t hate me.

[unordinary-analysis]

Episode 127

Honorable mentions:

So is pink haired girl Abby? I must knoww

Even if she’s not, she’s gotta be the cutest character yet

Is Illena pronounced eye-lena or ill-lena

While writing this and doing the necessary research, I realized that in my analysis of episode 125, I had some incorrect info. It doesn’t affect the theory at all, but when I said that Arlo made Isen head of the newspaper in episode 110, it was actually 109.

Im dying at the fact that the whole school left Isen bleeding on the ground because they were so s h o o k by John’s powers

Meili is so strong wth, she just picked up Isen

Arlo progressively gets more and more guyliner throughout this episode

Arlo is mad that John is a nuisance after refusing to help him… -_-

The pictures of Illena, Krolik, Wenqi, and Hower… who the heck takes school pictures like that. Smh haha

First up: CECILE

    Cecile basically said she was going to team up with John in this episode. I’m really excited about this because I predicted this last week ;). Also because that is SO COOL. I’m imagining Cecile and John working together and oh my god they would be the BEST DUO. I can really see them working together though. Cecile understands why John acted up. He did it because Seraphina went missing. She gets his motives and still wants to help him. Nobody has done that yet, granted most people who know about John’s powers have gotten beaten up or threatened. Cecile’s mindset works like John’s does. They believe only people who are worthy should be in charge. Cecile said (about Arlo), “He keeps preaching about order while sitting on a throne he doesn’t deserve.” John and Cecile really have complementary morals.

    The main difference between the two is that John doesn’t want to be a royal, which is understandable as he doesn’t deem himself worthy after what went down when he was king. Cecile wants the throne, she feels cheated out of hers. This doesn’t drive them apart, this is actually a perfect solution. When they defeat Arlo, Cecile can become queen and basically act as unofficial king, whilst John, the king, just does what he wants. Cecile gets to be in charge and John gets someone he likes in control of the school. Of course it would work better if Cecile could just be king and John is nothing, but due to uru-chan’s desire to make fun of anime tropes, only a male can be the main leader.  So otherwise, great solution.

    So basically, I’m all for a John/Cecile team-up

Next up: Why did Abby speak up?

    Before I get into this, I want to be clear. When I refer to ‘Abby,’ I mean the pink-haired girl with pigtails. I’m too lazy to explain if you don’t know :/

    Elaine is asking around about Seraphina, right. So she asks this group of probably low-tiers and all of them say that they haven’t seen her. They probably lying, but that’s not my point. Right after this, Abby approaches Elaine and says that she saw Seraphina yesterday. She gives Elaine some helpful info and later, figures out who the four students that took Seraphina were. She’s helpful and informative, which is actually very strange. Here’s why:

    Abby is a low-tier. Along with her peers, she was treated close to trash by anybody higher up. She was mocked and made inferior. Also, if she’s a low-tier, there’s a good chance that she knows what’s going on in the abandoned house. I would say most low-tiers were present, even more know about it. Giving up Illena and friends’ identities is betrayal. So why does she want to help Elaine and Arlo? I have three reasons.

    The first one is that I think Abby feels indebted to Seraphina somehow. Sera was helping her when she got into that fight. Abby told Elaine of this. Later when Abby is talking about her experiences as a low-tier, she makes the point that most high-tiers don’t pay attention to what happens to lower ranks. Seraphina was probably the first high-tier to help Abby out (even though she’s technically a cripple now). Abby seems to treat Arlo and Elaine with awe and blind obedience, probably out of fear. Due to this, I think that she would feel, more than any other low-tier, obligated to helping Seraphina. She could possibly be worried that if she didn’t Seraphina would smite her or something, but yeah that’s possible reason 1.

    My second reason is that Abby really hates Illena and company. This reason probably has the most support. In this episode, Abby is real clear about how the stronger mid-tiers mistreat the low-tiers. She says they gang up on weak kids and make others do their assignments for them. She also says that anyone that complains is basically punished. So basically how the high-tiers treat the low-tiers but the effort it doubled and it’s intentional. Abby could see this as an opportunity, a way to escape the abuse of the mid-tiers. If she tells Arlo and Elaine, she could sick them on Illena, Krolik, Wenqi, Hower, and everybody else. Nobody would know that she was the one who snitched and she would be free. Probably why she looked so nervous in that panel of Arlo confronting Hower, she didn’t want Hower knowing about her helping Arlo. So yeah, that’s about it for reason two.

    I would like to apologize in advance; this theory is completely reliant that the pigtailed girl is Abby, a reporter that has been mentioned only in name. She was the reporter that wrote the article about seraphina returning from suspension. So yeah… ;-; (I know I said I wouldn’t explain, but I feel I owe you some explanation).

My FAVORITE REASON (and probably most unlikely): reason 3. Abby actually isn’t aware of all that is happening to Seraphina. This sounds simple enough, but the reason for my reason is the real reason (I lost brain cells writing that).

    So Abby is a reporter. She writes articles for the school newspaper and stuff like that. Because she’s written about Seraphina drama in the past, there’s a chance that she could do it again. The low and mid-tiers probably know this, hence the exclusion.

(before writing this, I was certain I would rant about this for like a page, but honestly, that’s all I have to say)

Moving onwards

Isen

    I decided to make this a whole section even though there’s not much. I feel that the honorable mentions don’t get read all the way through.

    WHEN MEILI FOUND ISEN HER FIRST WORDS WERE, “ISEN, HEY WAKE UP. WE STILL NEED YOU.” sksksksksksskskskksksk

    She has no regard for Isen’s actually wellbeing haha. Even when she carries him, she is like so nonchalant. She even has her phone out.

Btw sorry for missing this meme Monday, I was pretty busy. I won’t forget this week though

[drunkenvigors]

These are kinda therapeutic for me (I’m going to skip some of them cause there’s a lot though!) sorry if you somehow know me irl and see this

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I would love to be at least 5’6

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) I already have my dream pets and I love them with my entire being

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? No I switch between so many I never look the same lmao

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Don’t make me answer this it’s too hard to think of, nextttt.

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: 8:30pm (my fave time of day), mashed potatoes, and the rest of my brain goes into oblivion idk

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? I care too much or not at all there’s no inbetween beware I could scare u off or piss u off take ur pick

9: Are you ticklish? Everywhere on me is ticklish unfortunately but you can get a free pass to tickle me for 1min if I think you’re cute, otherwise take ya hands off the merchandise stupid bitch.

10: Are you allergic to anything? Being social

11: What’s your sexuality? I am pansexual but due to being bullied about it I tell everyone I’m Bi.

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? This is a choice nobody should have to make.

13: Are you a cat or dog person? I am a regular person that loves them both

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Short enough to pass as an elf so why not 🧝‍♀���

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? David Dobrik, hes entertainment for when I’m eating snacks

16: How tall are you? Mind ya business.. 5feet...

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Tee, that’s what I go by anyways so considered it changed

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? Yes and no.

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? How about neither because they’re big cluster fucks of the unknown and that in itself is terrifying

22: Pet peeves? Letting me get attached and talking to me then leaving me hanging without any fucking explanation like um lmao you suck

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? I’m nocturnal for sure

24: Favorite constellation? Dis pussy

25: Favorite star? Ur moms pussy

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? This sounds sexual

27: Any phobias or fears? Too many dots/holes in the same area, I’ll actually vomit.

28: Do you think global warming is real? OBVIOUSLY

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? Eeeehhhh I guess. I believe in a lot of different theories that I’ve thought of myself, I don’t care what other people think about these things because I’d like to stay true to my own thoughts.

30: Favorite movie? Spirited Away

31: Do you get scared easily? Not really

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? Too much math brb

34: What is a color that calms you? Red yay

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? ... don’t make me say it because I won’t

36: Where were you born? In a Jesus piece praise

37: What is your eye color? Poop

38: Introvert or extrovert? Both depending on the day

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? Yea & if you don’t we probably won’t get along very well

40: Hugs or kisses? I’m definitely a hugger

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? There’s a very kind soul I’m dying to meet

42: Who is someone you love deeply? Tiger (my cat)

43: Any piercings you want? My bridge

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? This is hilarious if you’ve never seen me before

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? No smh are u kidding me that shits for the birds ya’heard weed will kill ya ;’(

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! Godddd fucking DAMN he is so nice to me. Better than the stupid fuck people I tried to take care of around my area. These circumstances really suck.

47: What is a sound you really hate? There’s a couple people in mind that when they talk I would love to just shove a sock down their throat

48: A sound you really love? A skateboard on the pavement

49: Can you do a backflip? Fuk off maybe I’ll try to after doing this post

50: Can you do the splits? Used to

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Myself when I need to get out of certain situations due to excessive anxiety but not wanting to show my real emotions, you feel?

53: How are you feeling right now? Would be better if I wasn’t here rn

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? Exactly how it is

55: When did you feel happiest? When I get attention from the person I want it from, stupid romantic bullshit that doesn’t even matter

56: Something that calms you down? Probably my sister because we can laugh anything off together and I mean ANYTHING

57: Have any mental disorders? I can’t count them all on one hand

58: What does your URL mean? It’s from a hopsin song and Bioshock infinite. Good luck figuring it out

59: What three words describe you the most? Confusing, loud, quiet, and I’ll add one more, contradiction

60: Do you believe in evolution? Well.. how do you think we’re humans rn, we came from monkeys or whatever

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? If they post stupid ads or things that’ll try to pursue you into doing something

62: What makes you follow a blog? If it fits my aesthetic

63: Favorite kind of person: funny

64: Favorite animal(s): 🐨

66: Favorite emoticon: 🖤

67: Favorite meme: disgusteng

69: What is your star sign? TAURUS BAAAABYYYY 😍

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? No but I can so wassup dâddÿ

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? I have too many to pick

72: Post a selfie or two? How about no because I’m ugly lmao tf

73: Do you have platform shoes? NO I SHOULD GET SOME TBH

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I’ve pissed myself while drunk too many times to count, do as you wish with this information because I find it hilarious & I’m glad I don’t have an alcohol problem anymore lol

75: Can you do a front flip? Actually, yes, yes I can

76: Do you like birds? Don’t hate me for this but no I really don’t

77: Do you like to swim? Yessss

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Ice skating

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: trump

80: Some thing you wish did exist: a green sky and a purple moon

81: Piercings you have? Lip, nose, ears, nipple (yes only one of them lmao)

82: Something you really enjoy doing: sucking my own dick for attention

83: Favorite person to talk to: myself in the mirror

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? Idk I was so young when I made this blog I can’t recall

85: How many followers do you have? Idk does it even matter

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? I smoke far too many cigarettes for that

87: Do your socks always match? Never

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? No wtf you thought I was fit? Nexxxttt

89: What are your birthstones? Emerald

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Koala

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Lillies, sunflowers, or buttercup flowers

92: A store you hate? Aerocrombie or however you fuckin spell it

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? 6 or 7

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Read minds but I would probably end up killing myself knowing all the bad things people think of me

95: Do you like to wear camo? Sometimes

96: Winter or summer? Summer

97: How long can you hold your breath for? 326183621

98: Least favorite person? Andrew lol fuck you.

99: Someone you look up to: my homies that have passed away, I look up to them every day

100: A store you love? I like to order things

101: Favorite type of shoes? VANS

102: Where do you live? Doesn’t matter smh

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Nnnooo

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Shiet

105: Do you drink milk? Milk drinks me glug glug bitch

106: Do you like bugs? NAH

107: Do you like spiders? NEGATIVE

108: Something you get paranoid about? Crack

109: Can you draw: if I try

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? Mannnnn idk

111: A question you hate being asked? Anything about my dead homies makes me at least a little uncomfortable

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? No

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Obviously

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Sunny but not burning hot sunny u feel me

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: who told u this information

THIS IS LONG

120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruit salad perhaps

121: Something you want to do right now: Get tf out of here

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Sky for sure

123: Sweet or sour foods? I eat sweets to confuse the demons inhabiting this body

124: Bright or dim lights? Dimmadomedim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? Bitch u really thought dragons aren’t real

126: Something you hate about Tumblr: everyone is so sensitive bro then y’all gang up and bully someone for something so small & meaningless as if you have nothing better to do with yourselves

127: Something you love about Tumblr: nobody really knows me here & if you do then hey hi wassup I trust you 🖤

128: What do you think about the least? Sheesh I have adhd next question please

129: What would you want written on your tombstone? She was a bitch but she was a lit bitch

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Fuck violence

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? My mind

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? Ehhhhh on occasion

133: Computer or TV? Tv

134: Do you like roller coasters? Naaah son

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? No

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Lobed thank god

137: Do you believe in karma? HAH YES, she been slacking though💀👀

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 3 tbh

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? People used to call me gauges and I am so glad that stage is over

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? Oh, you mean schizophrenia because yes

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? For years, then I dipped out because I know I can’t be cured from mental instability

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Bad bad baaaad yikes

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Giving

144: What makes you angry? When people play with me or attention seeking people, I really hate some of y’all cry baby asses fr

145: How many languages do you speak fluently? one sadly

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? All of the above

147: Are you androgynous? Have you seen me because lmao

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: I can’t even pick one because I genuinely hate myself and how I look

149: Favorite thing about your personality: my what now 💀

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person: Jeremy McKinnon I want to tell him thank you. That’s it I guess

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? Um probably none

152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Oooooofff I used to years ago but shit I’m over it now

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] my what

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? NO I AM NOT THE MOM FRIEND

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Not unless you’re my actual partner and even then I don’t really like to

156: What embarrasses you? Being outside

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: speaking/existing

158: Biggest lie you have ever told: I love you

159: How many people are you following? Idk prob a lot

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? I’ve had this since I was 12 or something I really don’t know

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? IDFKKK

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? WHAT

[junker-town]

NBA Scores 2018: Happy MLK Day and 16 other things from Monday in the NBA

Russell Westbrook didn’t have a great Monday and more

Every year on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s birthday, the NBA puts together a showcase of matinee games and marquee matchups to bring us all together to watch this sport we know and love. It’s an awesome thing and a great moment to share with our loved ones.

But what this day truly represents cannot be lost on us. Today is the celebration of King’s birthday 50 years after he was killed. He was a true freedom fighter who stood up against racial inequality, poverty, hunger and injustice across America — issues we still struggle with today.

It’s important that we recognize that. People across the NBA did, including Gregg Popovich.

Popovich on playing on MLK Day: "If someone says that they're not a racist, you know that they are." http://pic.twitter.com/0s3uyW0Pzq

— KL Chouinard (@KLChouinard) January 15, 2018

His persistence, as I look back, at unbelievably young age, when he started peaceful protests, it wasn’t just for the black population. He understood that racism was our national sin, and if we didn’t come together, it would bring everybody down — including white people. And that promise that he basically demanded everyone fulfill from way back when is what put us on the road to making American great.

And LeBron James.

LeBron on MLK’s legacy: http://pic.twitter.com/CnJvyCSe6B

— Michael Singer (@msinger) January 15, 2018

He had a vision and he took a bullet for all of us, literally. For us to stand here even though we’re trying to be divided right now by somebody, today is a great day for people to realize America was built and how we have to stand united.

And Russell Westbrook.

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy ." - Martin Luther King, Jr. #mlkday #whynot http://pic.twitter.com/lL8wXMW0HL

— Russell Westbrook (@russwest44) January 15, 2018

Basketball is fun, but it’s great to see our favorite athletes and coaches put things into perspective. A little bit of that perspective goes a long way in causing change and we need plenty of it today.

Now, let’s talk some hoops.

The Rockets tried to fight the Clippers after the game

I present to you two pieces of evidence:

A)

And B)

Houston Rockets’ players James Harden, Trevor Ariza and Gerald Green pushed into Clippers locker room post-game looking to confront Austin Rivers, league sources tell ESPN. Security escorted Rockets out before anything turned physical.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) January 16, 2018

Yeah, you can read our entire round-up of that post-game altercation here.

The Cavaliers lost, but LeBron was still incredible

Are we sure this dude isn’t a cyborg? You shouldn’t be able to make the plays he does at 33 years old. He’s out here pinning Stephen Curry’s floaters off the backboard.

HOW CAN HE STILL JUMP THAT HIGH. LOOK AT THAT.

Just totally unnecessary and disrespectful. The Cavs might have lost, but LeBron won.

Stephen Curry also had with his first dunk in fifty-leven years

I can’t believe he did this.

Stephen Curry with the dunk? http://pic.twitter.com/KmOEOhZ3UJ

— Def Pen Hoops (@DefPenHoops) January 16, 2018

He called it a “unicorn sighting.” LOL.

Steph Curry on his two-hand dunk: "Unicorn sighting" ... ... ... "This is like 7 dunk questions. That's crazy." http://pic.twitter.com/bDWbkqs8Nk

— Anthony Slater (@anthonyVslater) January 16, 2018

Look, before you say anything else, I know that’s the rim grazing dunk package off of 2k. Curry ain’t gonna get up there in some crazy way — that’s not his game. I’m just impressed that he even attempted this.

Let’s chill on this though, Steph? Gotta keep those ankles fresh.

Chris Paul returned to the Staples Center to play the Clippers for the first time this year

And they gave him a great tribute.

Thank you, @CP3. #MLKDay http://pic.twitter.com/3hOnuwKsrC

— LA Clippers (@LAClippers) January 16, 2018

We often talk about how the Clippers fell short in their run with Paul, but he accomplished a ton while he was there. He’s unquestionably one of the best Clippers of all time after his six season stint there and was more than deserving of this tribute. Good on the Clippers for doing it.

Russell Westbrook got ejected but, honestly, he wasn’t wrong

Westbrook was on his way to the rim when he got hit in the eye. Instead of going to the line, he was called for a travel and then he went off.

Another player vs. ref incident... Russell Westbrook ejected http://pic.twitter.com/CFYh0lwJoo

— Dime on UPROXX (@DimeUPROXX) January 16, 2018

Westbrook wasn’t wrong about the call he should’ve gotten, but he also didn’t have to get in the ref’s face like that. Because he did, he got double technicals and was ejected from the game.

Tensions between players and officials aren’t going anywhere anytime soon

First James, then Anthony Davis, then Kevin Durant, then Carmelo Anthony and now Russell Westbrook. There’s something brewing here and it’s not good for the game. Anthony commented on the no-call and was fed up after the game.

Carmelo Anthony, being asked about what he said last week about communication with referees, cut off the question: "I'm done with them. I'm done with the refs. No disrespect, but I'm done with those guys."

— Royce Young (@royceyoung) January 16, 2018

I’ve never seen anything like this before, but hopefully cooler heads can prevail at some point this season. This tension makes the game less fun.

Speaking of cooler heads, why are the showers cold in the Q?!?

Cold showers are the worst! The Warriors had to take some after they beat the Cavaliers because, apparently, there’s no hot water in Quicken Loans Arena.

No hot water in the Cleveland visiting locker room. You can hear the players shrieking as they enter the cold showers.

— Anthony Slater (@anthonyVslater) January 16, 2018

The Warriors are better than me. If the shower is cold, I’m just going to stink. Whoever is around me just has to deal with it. Sorry.

Wesley Johnson still has hops

We just had to show y’all this block. It’s important.

That’s on Clint Capela, too! Get that weak sauce out of here, fam. Shoutout to Wes Johnson — he’s still got it.

More

The Cavs are Cavs-ing again, this time with Ty Lue instead of David Blatt

Gregg Popovich reflected on Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and he was amazing, as always.

So was LeBron James, of course.

Speaking of MLK day, the Grizzlies wore these incredible jerseys to honor the great doctor.

Giannis Antetokounmpo: Multi-sport athlete, apparently.

Chris Paul was back in L.A. and it was so bittersweet just like we thought it’d be.

Today wasn’t all great, though. We hope Tyler Johnson is Ok. Injuries stink.

Plus, Kyle Lowry and Ben Simmons got into it — smh.

Scores

Hornets 118, Pistons 107 (At The Hive recap | Detroit Bad Boys recap)

76ers 117, Raptors 111 (Liberty Ballers recap | Raptors HQ recap)

Bucks 104, Wizards 95 (Brewhoop recap | Bullets Forever recap)

Hawks 102, Spurs 99 (Peachtree Hoops recap| Pounding the Rock recap)

Knicks 119, Nets 104 (Posting and Toasting recap | Nets Daily recap)

Bulls 119, Heat 111 (Blog a Bull recap | Hot Hot Hoops recap)

Grizzlies 123, Lakers 114 (Grizzly Bear Blues recap | Silver Screen and Roll recap)

Warriors 118, Cavaliers 108 (Golden State of Mind recap | Fear the Sword recap)

Thunder 95 , Kings 88 (WTLC recap | Sactown Royalty recap)

Pacers 109, Jazz 94 (Indy Cornrows recap | SLC Dunk recap)

Rockets 113, Clippers 102 (Dream Shake recap | Clips Nation recap)