#and I casually was like ‘oh yeah Caitlin’s knocked up and about to pop’ | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

gingerwerk · 2 years ago

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I hope you all know that if any of you ever choose to spawn or have a child somehow and you publicly post that child’s time of birth I Will look up your child’s birth chart and start roasting a newborn baby immediately

#this insane post is brought to you because an obnoxious girl I went to school with from k-12 #just had a baby and posted his birth time #so I had to see if this child would be as annoying as she was #that kids an Aquarius sun Leo moon and Pisces rising. he’s gonna be weird af and an emotional menace #but it’s funny cus I was hanging out with a friend from hs last night #and we were talking about our 10 year reunion possibly happening and what was going on with certain people #and I casually was like ‘oh yeah Caitlin’s knocked up and about to pop’

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