#and I bit into this small orange morsel fully expecting it to be pumpkin.............. it was pumpkin flavored fucking cheese
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convinced people who like alcohol and cheese are both just lying
#theres not juice or cold water in the house rn so out of desperation I stole one of my sisters white claws#(its been there for weeks now so she's never drinking it) and bro it tastes like hell#everytime I get some alcoholic drink and think 'maybe I'll actually like this one this time' and then I don't#also fuck cheese#a few days ago something tragic happened to me#my co-worker was saying something about pumpkin and my mom was like 'hey sweetie wanna try some' and I was like okay#and I bit into this small orange morsel fully expecting it to be pumpkin.............. it was pumpkin flavored fucking cheese#worst moment of my life fr LMAO
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