#and House was in soooooooooooooo much trouble prior

[castrovulcant]

[Image description: meme from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Two men stand next to each other and squint suspiciously at someone in the foreground and say: "That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about House to dispute it." /end image description]

i love how many ships there are featuring murders, cannibals, supervillians, w/e that nevertheless fail to hold a problematic candle to house/wilson. I mean like there are characters who have stabbed one another who have a healthier “thing” going on than those two. i don’t think about them often but I see a gifset and I’m like WOW remember the time when house——-

[survivorfillory]

RITES OF PASSAGE

Let’s set the mood.

Let’s go through the cast!!

Dani - You hardly talked but when you did you were so funny!

Jess - Honestly, we literally never spoke. BUT your name always reminded me of this video... https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?t=105

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://giphy.com/explore/math

Maynor - You were very nice person but you disappeared from the game. You said Hi and then ghosted for couple days. I hope we could get to know each other more after the game.

Dani - I don’t think we ever talked but you seemed like a cool dude!

Jess - MEPOLE!!! The math legend himself! Honestly, you leaving was such a blow to my game early on. You were the ONLY person on Coldwater I actually knew prior to the game and worked with in the past. I honestly believe that if you survived that vote we’d be able to do some HEAVY DAMAGE in this game.

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you:

https://media1.giphy.com/media/26gR0YFZxWbnUPtMA/giphy.gif

Maynor - I really wanted to get to know you more. We didn’t really get to talk much, I'm sorry you got tribe swapped screwed.

Dani - BELLA THORNE!! Ugh I missed you as soon as you left. You’re amazing and we had so much in common.

Jess - Queen Julia! Ugh, your vote still haunts me. I should have stuck my neck out a little bit more for you but couldn’t risk it. My target was already warming up and going against Nicole and Dennis that early on would have been giving me an earlier death sentence. Your stories were hilarious and you are someone I hope to get to know more outside of games.

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FoolishPlasticBoutu-size_restricted.gif

Maynor - I really liked your vibe during the tribe call. You were really funny and pretty much just really cool. Your vote out was kinda crazy. I wished I talked to you because I could have since it was one world but I forgot that it was one at times. Hopefully we can talk after the game because I really do want to get to know you.

Dani - I wanted to work with you but sadly you got voted out early :( you’re an awesome person and I hope we get to play again together!

Jess - My Virgo buddy. We never really got to get the ball rolling in the game but I’m really glad I got to really get to formally meet you after seeing you in vl’s.

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://66.media.tumblr.com/df24e85c7d136c2cfdb19f40ffc2dd01/tumblr_otty0uKeuA1wrdfj0o1_400.gif

Maynor - This vote off makes me sad. You are one of the people whose name was the hardest to write down. I really wanted to go far in the game with you but the fillory tribe it was not a good one. I feel like we lost every round there. You are a great person and really nice. I hope we can continue to talk with each other more and get to know more.

Dani - We were supposed to work together but then you went all snakey!! But no hard feelings and I miss ya.

Jess - Krackhead   I mean Keaton! You literally were the bane of my existence while you lasted in this game. From the moment on call you said “I honestly talk to everyone in this game. I know soooo many people” I knew you had to GO. However, I definitely underestimated your potential to be a shady lady and trusted you a little too much. It didn’t take me long to figure out all of my problems during pre-merge were caused by you. From that moment on... I was laying down the framework for your take-down. I didn’t think you would have given me so much to work with (your multiple throws, wanting to take Dean out etc..) but you are Keaton.... so of course you did. Once you gave me that answer I KNEW I had to depend on my tribes connections to yours so word would spread that you helped the other tribe win and it didn’t get tracked back to me (Even though it did because I’m a dumb ass). Of course, I had to help out a little bit there too ;). I’m sorry it ended the way it did but taking you down was probably one of the best things to happen to me in this game.  

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://media0.giphy.com/media/5yrXZdOVGxqJW/giphy.gif

Maynor - Kirby Boi. What can I say about you. I love playing games with you and I'm always happy when we talk in them but you were cracked in this game. I'm still confused on why you decided to be cracked when everything was going well for you in the game. You just had to stay calm and just ride it through. But ILYSM. Writing your name down was hard but tbh in this game you were dangerous to my game, I just wish you could have made it to merge. I wished we had a music video challenge because your videos I’ve seen of your were great and a third one would have been awesome. <3

Dani - Youre so niceeee!!! I would love to play with you again.

Jess - Kage! We really didn’t get to talk tooo much throughout the time in the game. I know you went through some personal problems this game so I really hope life is looking up for you!

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://media3.giphy.com/media/YARUMKaGd8cRG/giphy.gif

Maynor - I only got to talk to you very little. You were gone for most of the game but it sounded like there was an important reason as to why. Once again, I hope we could talk after the game because i would like to get to know you more.

Dani - if we talked more I think this game would have gone differently. But either way you’re a great player!

Jess - HGHGSH JACOB! The king of mess himself. I really was hoping we could actually work together and make it far together in this game! But then you died and I was sad. You are someone who isn’t afraid of speaking your mind and you are one bad bitch.

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://media3.giphy.com/media/YkBDi75dHWVotU5ZGP/giphy.gif

Maynor - I don't know where to begin with this passage. We been in 3 games together. It’s crazy because I don’t remember the first game. But we never really talked and I feel like we just never talk a lot which sucks because it affects us strategically and socially in the game. I do want to get to know you more because it would be nice. So hopefully you do after the game is done. And the best funny moment of this season was you talking about eating pineapple. I’m sorry we killed you in the game.

Dani - you were soooo robbed this game. You are honestly one of the sweetest people I’ve ever talked to and I love you sooo much!!

Jess - Ugh! The victim of a really bad twist #blamedrew. I LOVED LOVED LOVED getting to know you this game. I was shocked to see you in this cast because you are THE Kili Queen and I’ve heard so much about you. With knowing that.. I also know I got REALLY lucky that this twist took you out because if it hadn’t... you would have given me a RUN FOR MY MONEY. I hate that we were never given a chance to really show our trust to one another through tribal.

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://media.tenor.com/images/7eb57955b446187b7fc326389367a9fe/tenor.gif

Maynor - My closest Lily on the Wicker tribe besides Dani. You were definitely robbed in this game coughDrew’s Neitherlandscough. I dont know how the game would have played out if you werent eliminated and the first jury member. I really liked you. You were nice, funny, and just plain awesome. Our personal talk we had during the game were awesome and made me felt way better. I hope they made you feel good too. ILYSM.

Dani - only voted you because you, Dennis and Stevie were so close. I loved talking to you this season and you’re so amazing!

Jess - Queen Nicole of the house of ORGS, the First of Her Name, Queen of Usually Getting to FTC, The Commander of Straight Men, The rightful Queen of the Tumblr Org Community, and The Protector of the realm, Queen of New York (I think?), Queen of Jared’s Heart, Breaker of Ties and Mother of Consuming Alcoholic Beverages.

FCHDHXC (keyboard smash) NICOLE. Honestly, you are probably one of the BADDEST BITCHES I’VE EVER PLAYED WITH IN A GAME. I firmly believe that you were the first person in this game to really clock me. Early on when  I played a little too hard too fast thanks Keaton , you caught wind of it and I think I swear to Gaga my LIFE flashed before my eyes. I knew from that moment on I was in trouble with you and had to pull the trigger once I really got the chance. It wasn’t too hard for me to get others on board with you being.... you (a dangerous player). With Maynor having an idol and you being out on top of being unable to defend yourself, THIS WAS THE ONLY CHANCE WE’D GET. I’m really sorry it went down the way it did. I’m really glad I got to finally meet the Nicole I ALWAYS see in VL’s and got to be in the presence of Tumblr Survivor greatness.

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://media1.tenor.com/images/46a4614de9b8c2a340bf076e9675b414/tenor.gif?itemid=5405668

Maynor - We have played two games together. I am sorry, that we just somehow dont end up working together in these games. I want you to know that you are a very good person. People who I know talk very highly of you and say your like the best person. Us in these games may be no good, but I would be happy if you were down to get to know each other and talk after the game.

Dani - you were honestly my FAVORITE person to talk to. I miss you. And I wish it didn’t come down to me and you that vote. Please DO NOT EVER CHANGE!!

Jess - Colin! From the moment, we first spoke I KNEW you were probably one of the NICEST people I’ve ever met playing an ORG. We had some pretty solid conversations about anything and everything. Early on when we were tested (aka: the Julia vote) you were so calm and collected and I loved that about you. No matter what was happening you were extremely level headed and that really rubbed off on me. However, I knew if you got further into the game there was NO WAY I had a chance against you because you are a fucking sweetheart!

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://media.giphy.com/media/7VFZsjlMUXr0I/giphy.gif

Maynor - Colin, why are you so awesome. I feeeeeeeeeeeeeel soooooooooooooo horrible for taking you out. The vote wasnt suppose to be you that round. But we be dummies sometimes and dont communicate with each other too well and it caused the vote to be 3-3-1.  I want to say Im sorry and I hope we could still be friends after this game because I really do like you. Your vibe was great and I enjoyed talking to you about game and personal things during the game. I hope you didn't take the game move personally. ILYSM.

Dani - I feel like we bonded very quickly but I also didn’t trust a word you said to me the entire game due to getting info. You’re a fucking TOUGH competitor and I adore your game play. Thanks for making this game fun :)

Jess - First of all, I’m still really sorry for stealing Michael as host chat guest. I know that must still be really hard for you to deal with. In all honesty though, you were probably the biggest threat in this game hands down. I haven’t seen someone with a social game THAT GOOD in a REALLY LONG TIME. Not a day went by where you didn’t check up on me and you never left me on read. I appreciate that so much and I just want to say Thank You! Your relationships you had with people in this game were probably the SCARIEST thing about you tbh. Plus, your comp skills at times carried our tribe and I think you just got unlucky with individual immunities this game or else I strongly believe you’d be sitting here in my place. Just like with Nicole, I think you were one of the few people to catch on to my game early on. Personally, seeing you give up towards the end really broke my heart and I’m really sorry I contributed towards it. You are a great guy and I really hope we can carry on talking outside of this game. I now know why everyone fears you in these games..

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://media3.giphy.com/media/oIT9dXzsjzVhC/giphy.gif

Maynor - Where to start. First thing is that I want to say is I'm sorry. I felt really horrible for writing down your name. Like I was really distraught after your vote off and the comment before when you were like WHY :(. It broke my heart and I felt that I really F*cked up our friendship. Drew calmed me down a bit by saying that your a game player and that you would totally understand why I did it and wouldn’t take it personally. I hope that's true because I would be really sad if it did. I was so sad that I took a nap to get myself back together. This game wasnt the same as marmoreals where I trusted you a lot and was down to get to the end with you there. Here, I saw how much of a threat you were. You were great socially because people always said that they trusted you the most. You were good at comps and are a very strategic person. It would have been crazy not to try and take you out in the game. If you were in the end, you were going to win hands down and I just couldnt let you get close. ILYSFM and it was very awesome to be able to play another game with you.

Dani - you only live like 40 minutes from me but for some reason I always felt that you hated to talk to me. So eventually I just stopped trying. You seem like a cool dude and maybe we can smoke together sometime ;)

Jess - Oh Stevie. From really early on in this game I KNEW you could be my ride or die. We honestly complimented each other so well. When everyone was busy pointing fingers at myself and Dani and us being a duo, I laughed because YOU were my number 1 for a WHILE. All that changed when you told Dennis about “The Real Clownies”. When you put your game in front of mine in that moment it was a big red flag for me. That being said, I truly admire your honesty and your loyalty in this game. It broke my heart seeing you down in the dumps throughout this game knowing that I caused a large part of that. I’m really sorry and I hope we can be friends outside of this game.

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you: https://media0.giphy.com/media/Dm3ilqNUe38Aw/giphy.gif

Maynor - My worst thing I did in this game was not talk to you a lot. You are the one person in the merge that I didn't really talk to and I regret it. We started talking the last day or two before you were voted off. It was nice getting to know you and I just feel really shitty that I didn’t. You were a very nice guy and I would like to get to know you more outside of this game.

Dani - Regardless of what I said in the game you really played a good game. And I’m happy we got to work together throughout it.

Jess - Dean! My Zw**per buddy. Man, do we ever have some history. I knew as soon as I saw you in this cast I had to take you under my wing. When we actually decide to play together in games, we are lethal and I think this game was no exception. Your vote honestly ruined me because I knew how HARD and difficult your journey to the final 4 was. Going from public enemy number 1 (thanks to Keaton and Jacob), to being a part of an alliance of 4, to trying to ride the middle for a while... your story was simply way more complex than mine to allow any further in this game. I honestly think most people don’t give you a chance and they are honestly missing out!

Here is a Gif that reminds me of you:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnrjtI2q91qbxk7z.gif

Maynor - This one is like the hardest. You were the best person in this game. I liked your vibe and everything about you. You were awesome and you played a good game. I know that in the end the way it played out wasnt the way you were thinking it was going to happen but the whole time it played out how I wanted it to. You were a hell of a competitor and it was an honor it came down to me and you in the immunity. I would have been content if it was me who lost and was voted out in 4th. I do hope that you are able to respect my game because I played my own so you just saying I was a sheep and stuff was very hurtful because I respected the game you played. But other than game. I liked how we had that personal talk as well. It was really great and it also helped me and I hope that it helped you too. I hope we can have more conversations like that after the game. It would mean a lot for us to get to know each other more because getting to talk to you and know you in this game was the best part (towards the end it got meh but i hope it was just that).