#and Geto would probably try to politely say ‘please go easy on these people. teaching is hard.’

[linotte-miller]

Personally, my current preferred scenario is Geto showing up and pretending to be a college professor eager to talk about “the impact of popular media on the collective imagination.”

Initially I imagined he’d come up with this idea on a whim, freak out and ask Nanami to tell him how college works. But as I think about it, Geto would probably just wing it and be great.

“Syllabus? I work at a small, liberal arts school. We don’t really believe in those. Or grades, for that matter.”

….How many students do I have? Two humans and a panda. Haha, just kidding. 😉 We are very committed to academic excellence, hence the small class sizes.”

…..what are my classes like? Well, we have a community-based learning model, which—between you and me—is a fancy way of saying ‘field trips.’ But I prefer to call it field work. And they all get stipends, of course.”

Silly headcanon: you’re a writer (making something along the lines of The Magnus Archives, or more likely something on the sillier side like Welcome to Nightvale) and it’s become popular enough that your ideas have started to manifest as curses.

Exasperated JJK character(s) of your choice shows up in your office breaking every rule about talking to normies because god they are so exhausted and do you realize you are putting people in the hospital and would it fucking kill you to write slice-of-life once in awhile—