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corvus-cucullatus · 2 years ago

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Headcanon that Colress drives one of these

And calls it the Colress-mobile

I shall also attach my playlist, the Colress Mobile Mix, which is a compilation of the worst and most cringeworthy music you could possibly think of. Just imagine Colress blasting it at full volume while driving around Unova. Also he has to have disco lights in his car. He just has to.

#saw it on holidays in France and I just thought to myself #Colress #imagine the antics of trying to fit Ghetsis in there #endless possibilities #also hc that Colress is the worst driver to ever have graced a vehicle #so for every time a team plasma grunt fucks up on one of their tasks their punishment is spending fifteen minutes in the Colress mobile #with the music at full volume #and the shitty disco lights #and Colress’ supercomputer that he managed to cram into the back seat #it’s called a Citroen Ami if anyone wanted to know #hope y’all like my playlist #because I sure don’t

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